I can't fucking stand it, this little shit is living the dream. I'm so jealous I don't know what to do

I can't fucking stand it, this little shit is living the dream. I'm so jealous I don't know what to do

>Can use magic and summon shit, born from a long line of mages
>Is a cutie himself
>Gets to live with and be taken care of and loved by lucoa

Maybe I should just kill myself

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>Maybe I should just kill myself
Excellent idea. Please proceed immediately with its execution.

>Maybe I should just kill myself
Please do so.

I'd be jealous if it was a 15-16 years old dude, but shota is completely fine with me for some reason. Maybe because /ss/ is always my top pick

dude its just an anime, none of it is real

I don't know, I just wish I was him. Being an adult sucks, I want to be young with that kind of life.

Well, yeah, but still. That makes it more depressing.

>Go to >Search thread about making tulpa or summoning succubus tutorial
>Learn it
>Do it
>Profit

So this kid is just a chuuni right? And his parents are just playing along?

She only wants him for his shota penis. If he gave in she would probably fuck him to the point where all his vitality would be drained and he'd be powerless.
The kid is wise.

No, he is a legit wizard.

I want to be the little boy

I want to fuck this shota.

He's gonna regret it when he's older, That's for sure.

Why isn't he furiously trying to breed with her chest? I cannot fathom that he would have any other preoccupation.

I do too, user. I've been almost obsessed with the idea of being little again. I hate being an adult.

...

UGHHH

I don't decide if I want her to be my mommy or my big sister

Any doujins of her yet?

...

Why not both?

That aint sweat on his leg

Because I don't understand how it would work

>summoning succubus

stop it

I must have doujins where he sticks his small dick in her paizuri hole

>Japs think Mesoamerican=North American

I'm not at all complaining, but it's funny to see

I tried making a Tulpa once and it didn't work out, and it would just be my head trying to recreate what she would be like, not really her. I hear they get really annoyed when asked about summoning those, and it would probably be really dangerous too...

At this point there are more than enough guides out there that you don't really have to bother /x/ about it anymore.

Are succubi even real?

Im so fucking jelly

I need it I need it I NEED IT

FUCK

Lucoa is the worst girl, her arc is the worst and the show has been a little bit worse for every moment spent on her.

Soon user, soon

my penis says otherwise

You wouldn't happen to be a kannafag would you?

Nah m8 not a pedo either. If I had to pick then I'm going with 2roo.

The Aztec Empire was in modern day Mexico which is North America

>her arc is the worst
She never had her own arc, she only got like 2 chapters for herself.

Yeah yeah whatever faggot you know what I mean.

I want Tohru. Tohru, Tohru, Tohru!

...and Kanna too... >_

Don't use emoticons on Sup Forums.

>wasting spoons like that
What a bitch

If locua was my friend what would she say?

"I've made some terrible mistakes in life."

The Dad is a mage as well, another refugee from the same world as the dragons are from, also escaping the continual warfare between dragons, humans and gods that goes on there.

bad taste,you suck,i bet you want to rape little girls,i-idiot

Do they have tutorials for summoning little wizards?

I'd rather be seduced by a witch while being a 5 year old little girl desu.

Do they have tutorials for becoming little wizards?

I know
In fact My grandma's younger brother's wife is entity from the other world. No normal people can see her.
But, she ever showed up in front of my grandma's mom once, and she told my grandma that My grandma's younger brother's wife was the most beautiful girl in the world and no one could resist her.
My grandma's younger brother is still alive until now. He still dress decently just like normal people.
But he sounds like mental person when he speak, since all of the words that come out from his mouth are just unbelievable.
Anyway, he said that his two kids are in college age now.

Fuck off

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I WANT TO BE A CHILD AGAIN

Is there a translated subbed version of the opening song?

pararaparaparpapa

>you will never be 10 again and have a MILF dragon with a huge bosom turn you into a man

Dude just doesn't want his life essence being sucked out his dick, okay?

I don't want her to turn me into a man I want to be cute forever

TOO BAD! Such is the life of Shouta...

I want to be Lucoa, grow a magic penis and impregnate Shouta's asshole.

Can't I just be small and cute and have a nice busty and loving onee-san teach me about the lewd without growing into a man?

Maybe, they both have magic powers after all.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guivre
>Guivres were said to possess a long, serpentine body and a dragon's head. The guivre had horns in its forehead in some accounts, as well.[4] Locally in France it was known as an extremely aggressive creature that would sometimes attack without being provoked.[4] They were afraid of naked humans, and when saw them, blushed and looked away.

You can't make this shit up, this is too perfect not to happen in-series. Get on it Coolkyoushinja

>They were afraid of naked humans, and when saw them, blushed and looked away.

cute!!

On this note, does anime, being a non-physical medium, lead us to have wilder and more unrealistic expectations about life and happiness, therefore making us numb to what others consider perfectly fine and fulfilling existences?

If that is true, then anime was a mistake.

For fuck sake nigga I just replied to that other post asking if I was a kannafag that I'm not a pedo either m8.

Indonesian?

Maybe, but thinking about it still makes me happy

If you learn the ways of the lewd, then you'll graduate into a man.

If I were him I'd die from cumming in my pants too much

But I learned about the lewd and I still feel like a little boy inside

idiot!,stupid!,pervert!,s-shit taste!

I want to be pegged by a dragon girl

I want Lucoa to teach me how to masturbate!

Is there a name to the violin music played the first time Kobayashi gets drunk in the anime?

>shota name is shouta

Hee hee hee

Large breasts can be cute right?

Sure.

Large breasts can also be God tier
Especially when Matsu draws them

>Maybe I should just kill myself
Couldn't hurt your odds of being reincarnated as Shouta.

I want her to be in the room and coach me while I do it. I want her to tell me how to do it and what it'll feel like and not to be scared. Maybe she'd even take her breasts out to help me and laugh when I get flustered, or maybe it would be hotter if she kept her clothes on. When my breathing starts to get faster she'd hold me close and whisper things in my ear. "Now, very soon it's going to feel like you have to pee, but that's okay, it's natural. If you keep rubbing and don't fight it, it'll make you feel even better! I'm right here so don't be scared, just let it all out and feel good! Okay, user-kun~?"

I am 96% sure that that is a gym leader from Pokemon

Bugsy?

If you were 10 years old again, how long do you think you can last with Lucoa?

until she grabs my penis

She'd just have to look me in the eyes and I'd come in my pants.

Last until what?

make Sup Forums great again

How do I make myself feel little again?

This kid is at that age where he masturbates 12 times a day right?

i hit puberty pretty late

my first orgasm was to the thought of rubbing peepees with one of the boys in my class

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....this is awkward....

If I was 10 with her I would ask her if she wanted to play Mario Kart Double Dash with me then get ice cream afterward

That sounds really nice actually

Lucoa's great and all but her cowtits disturb me, it looks disgusting.

I need Lucua in my life to take care of me and be my onee-san

Shouta is so cute tho, I wanna hug him

I like them, I think they're really nice.