#AUSPOL CUNTS FUCKED EDITION

Sup cunts AUSPOL time

>Government announces crackdown on after-hours GP home visits
abc.net.au/news/2017-12-18/government-announces-gp-shakeup/9269778

>Greens spend extra $150,000 in taxpayer funds on media monitoring with Meltwater despite Isentia access
abc.net.au/news/2017-12-18/greens-spend-150,000-dollars-on-media-monitoring/9268356

>North Korea's Australian 'agent' probably wanted to sell missile secrets to other countries, experts say
abc.net.au/news/2017-12-18/how-did-a-south-korean-born-sydney-man-fall-in-with-north-korea/9267364

>Great Barrier Reef to Uluru: Tourist seeks to compile Australian travel bucket list
abc.net.au/news/2017-12-18/great-barrier-reef-to-uluru:-australian-travel-bucket-list/9267642

>The secret scourge of family violence and murder in Australian Hindu and Sikh communities
abc.net.au/news/2017-12-18/scourge-family-violence-in-hindu-and-sikh-communities/9257724

>Coalition still trails Labor but Turnbull extends as preferred PM
archive.is/MQACm#selection-1811.0-1811.65

>The Australian dollar is hanging tough despite another surge in the greenback
businessinsider.com.au/australia-dollar-us-tax-cuts-impact-2017-12

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Sup cunts.

you cunce mirrin?

Fuck that cunt who keeps asking about what is everyone having for diner

Whats for dinner

dumb cunts desu

reddies

Fuck you, you little nosey piece of shit its the same shit as every night

KFC

Beans

The Greens are fucking disgusting, why do people vote for them?

Schnitty

I care for the environment

Some cheap steak and maybe a $5 pizza later if I feel like it. The new bbq italian sausage is so fucking good oh my god

cunts cunts cunts cunts bogan lebo cunts fuken abos cunts

>I care for the environment
So you won't be voting for the Greens then. They pretend to be environmentalists but just complain about how things are without offering any real alternatives.

The urn returns

THE URN RETURNS, /cric/ owns /auspol/

poo

griget

what's for dinner tonight lads?
I'm probably gonna grill up some chicken breasts with broccoli and rice

cricket is fucking boring

For me, it's a kebab

damn fucking right it does

kfc lad

England btfo'd

KYS faggot

t. paolo panini

Pommy tears. The urn is home lads.

I had a pizza the other day. I couldn't shit it out. So I got pissed. Then this morning I did a massive grog bog.

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>i unironically enjoy standing around in a field watching the clouds go by

k m8

GOOD POST

ELITE POST M8

>t. Ping Pong Tang

You have to go back.

>he doesn't

t. gianfranco gianessi

If they didn't want to flood us with sand niggers I would vote for them.

Pom detected. Fuck off back to your caliphate, we're full.

>cricket is fucking boring
t. brainlet

Gonna say "Mate" to my Australian friend is my nasally north american accent and then suggest we get a few Fosters and watch soccer.

Why?

Remember that it is never too late to get help lads.
lifeline.org.au/get-help/online-services/crisis-chat

Curries and Sikhs bash their wives because they have brown nips and dark brown pussies.

>even a fucking yank enjoys cricket more than you

Disgusting.

>Fosters

Did you miss Ian Chappell’s comment on Wife beating lad?

Chicken kiev and a can of solo

Reckon curry munvhers do anal?

Would explain why they stink of curry and shit

It's Australia's favourite beer according to the box though

Remove cgt concessions and negative gearing, house prices go down.

Spend tax money on good shit like nbn, renewable energy and trains instead of it going to the private sector via public private partnerships like toll roads and football stadiums.

At the grounds lads
Moen just bombed the main stand

What. I don't watch cricket.

At least aus isn't as fucked as NZ. God damn this cucked piece of shit "country" to hell.

>Spend tax money on good shit like nbn, renewable energy and trains
Good idea. We can build a train line from Melbourne to Queensland, we can set up a solar powered renewable energy plant, and we can hook it up to our brand new NBN Mega Exchange that all of the foreigners can visit.

Bollocks. We don't even have Fosters on tap in most pubs in SA. Coopers is more popular than probably.

>I don't watch Cricket

You think she likes it up the shitter?

Dunno.

Some of them smell ok. I don't mind Old Spice.

Not according to Fosters, "mate"

what makes you think socialism is so bad my bro? it's what the rich use amongst each other

Fuck Melbs. High speed from Syd to Bris, or even right up to Cairns.

Thots.

No self respecting Queenslander would even consider visiting a place as cucked as Melbourne.

Nuke Queersland and mow down any survivors who turn up at the NSW and NT borders.

Dodgy pork roast leftovers. Shitting like a greyhound but still going to smash it.

Mate, it won't be an ordinary passenger train.

OOGA BOOGA IM A SCARY MUSLIM LIVING IN AUSTRALUA WATCHA GONNA DO?

I respect the game. Reluctantly. Batting is much harder than it looks. Anyone who isn't a spaz can field ok, bowling, I suppose that's reasonably hard.

Parmy or Surf-and-Turf. I haven't decided yet.

Fuck off you lebbo cunt

Defund your school

>Greens spend extra $150,000 in taxpayer funds on media monitoring with Meltwater despite Isentia access

A turd will always be a turd.

Fuck off you chinese dog. I own a $1m house in remuera and voted NZF.

I guess pushing for green energy, farming and city living aren't real policy. Much worse than clean coal I'm sure.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HIDE ON YOUR RAINY ISLAND PLAYING ON GREEN PITCHES AND NEVER USING PROPER TACTICS

BLOWN. THE. FUCK. OUT

GET FUCKED ENGLEL. FUCK OFF.

>POOT
>KEK
>BLANDERSON
>3-0
>MUH DUKE
>MUH SWINGING BALL MEN
BLOWN
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>GOATSTRALIA ARE LE HOMEBABBIES XDDD
THE ANAL RAVAGED HOVEL ALSO KNOWN AS ENGLEL

FUCK OFF ENGLEL. GET FUCKED

On a serious note what can we do to get a Shane Warne off the tv? The guy is a convicted and banned drug cheat. What other sport would let someone who was banned for a year for being a drug cheat then have a career as a commentator?

Very Australian Post

KEK

this cunts spot on, I'd rather watch fucking golf

My internet drops out whenever there is rain or thunder.

fuck the NBN

Oath fuck melburn bunch of wankers those cunts ay

he's trying to fit in, he's one of those yank aussieboos. They drool on you when you talk to them. I've been on holiday to fatmerica, there are tonnes of them.

What state you from m8?

>watching test cricket
thank fuck the REAL competition of the summer is starting soon.

not fuckin filthy queersland, that's for sure.

meet me at the traino and say that to me face

Watching Sup Forums try to criticise The Greens is always hilarious

Because of retards like you and the Greens it's becoming difficult to have enough base power to support our population, shutting down power stations without opening new ones isn't a smart idea. They can push for green energy but have it set up before turning off old stations dumbass.

Yeah we should turn the place into a massive gulag. Pay them all two bucks an hour to make toasters and all that, so we don't have to rely on the chinks.

It’s not dinner in Westralia yet mate

Fuck me, this is godlike.

can you explain why the greens are good?

They are pushing for the construction of new plants though. When did The Greens close down a plant that pushed us below a working base powerload?

>Autistically pushing for green energy at the cost of compromising both the budget and the energy grid.
>Supporting gender politics
I would literally support One Nation over the Greens. The idiocy of Hanson is nothing compared to the cuckoldry of their party.

Vote Quimby

You know who killed off the Carbon Tax when Rudd first moved on it? The Greens.

I hot you got the reef and beef

Comfy dinnertime viewing

youtube.com/watch?v=U_czeCgS4J4

Kiwi nigger detected

They've been pushing to close the Liddell power station without having anything to replace it, everyone else wants it renovated to keep it up to date without a sudden drop in supply.

only poofs care about the environment. You're not a poof, are you?