This isn't fair Sup Forums, why do the lefty cucks get the Jedi on their side?

This isn't fair Sup Forums, why do the lefty cucks get the Jedi on their side?

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because the jedi are fucking retarded, the sith were the real good guys.

Who cares,Luke is dead
This.

>says the disgraced fish-milk drinking murderer >Christ figure turned Judas by the Jew

Ironic as fuck that the verizon logo is right behind this self righteous fucking faggot

Says the guy who is standing in front of a wallpaper with Verizon and Disney. Fucking idiots. Burn the internet. Start the chaos.

Mandalorians > Sith >> Jedi

Mandalore will be made great again.

>fug NN
>literal Verizon behind his head

>plays lead character in a wildly popular movie 40 years ago
>everyone likes his co-star Harrison Ford way better
>career is so robust that 40 years later he's educating us on Jedi and Batman lore
Is there a bigger failure as an actor than Mark Hamill?

He also did Wing Commander 3 and the cartoon.

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Holy shit. It's like you fucks always side with the "evil" guys just to be edgy or something.

The sith are the better of the 2. The jedi are just a bunch a pussies.

Yeah but its like if Humphrey Bogart got his role in Casablanca and then subsequently didn't go on to star in 20 more films and win additional oscars and instead started exclusively recording radio commercials for Hydrox cookies,

>why do paid-for actors say words to get in media just when their movie is out

I dont know user, im completely shocked too. Also; first time i saw that actors name. Stop watching hollywood filth

The jedi have so many rules that they start to contradict each other and make no sense while the sith just seek strength,control and self empowerment.

Because the Left have been winning the culture war for 400 years and most people are spineless faggots who fellate the winner

The jedi were evil dude. They literally wanted to get rid of the sith because sith didn't want to pray all day and supress emotion, and their government was worse and less effective

Please elaborate. I feel like the Jedis seek balance while Sith seek unity. While both can seem to be honorable causes, Sith would do anything to achieve their goals, while Jedis tend to be more passive. In the end, they both seek a form of peace, either through a rigid process of check in balance or forcefully. It pretty much represents democracy versus dictatorship. Hence why I would say it even boils down to inaction versus action, as democracy is so slow it can be considered as if you were doing nothing. Both sides have rights and wrongs, but simply siding with one side because they're the "good" or "bad" guys is fucking retarded.

Never allow yourself to become invested in the personal baggage of artists whose work you enjoy.
It has nothing to do with you or your appreciation of their work. It can only ruin things.

Go watch the fifth movie again. Yoda keeps talking about how the force is one with everything and Luke is no different. How can you be one with everything if you're so selfish you believe your emotions should regulate the force?

>good and evil
>black and white
>red versus blue
>cats and dogs
>traps and thots
>dems vs reps
Here 'we' go little deeper than that

But Luke Skywalker, you yourself just spent the entirety of the newest Star Wars telling us that the Jedi are bad and shouldn't exist.

This as well. I personally always route for the sith

It's disappointing considering he played the brother of the senate leader of the populists and the left wants to enslave the galaxy. I kinda feel bad for him now he obviously isn't very smart if he thinks he is still 'playing that role'.

Because Jedi and Star Wars are, and have always been, really really gay.

Did he just criticize a person of color? He better check his privilege!

says the guy with the nazi flag

DO NOT TOUCH THE NIP PORNOGRAPHY

So apparently, Google, Amazon, Twitter, Facebook, Netflix, Steam/Valve, Apple, Microsoft, and Mozilla are not giant corporations.

He has a Tramatic brain injury from a motorcycle wreck in the late 70's. Lucky to have lived, but has obvious brain damage.

More like seeking control over the force in a different way just like the Jedi.
If its any consolation. Mark Hamil, Carrie Fischer and Ford thought Lucas would be running the show. Lucas sold out and the contracts had all been signed. Hamil hates and doesn't understand all the stupid character motivation and decisions they've been making. See this

>you must earn the right to play with that toy

Americans are such a fucking joke kek, it's like they mature in reverse and become more childish and simple minded with age.

Don't forget Corvette Summer

What board do you think you ar...
>flag is a..

its a fucking movie what is wrong with you faggots.

a board filled with edgy kids

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I liked that movie

Because it's a movie you fucking incel. It's not real. They can write anything they want in it. Jedi can't even be in relationships, fags.

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Well he is not white so he propably won't do school shootings

You love us you stupid faggot. Bet you come here everyday. I bet you spend more time here than on any other political site. Just accept the dark side already.

Can you still download pirated copies of star wars with net neutrality?

Won't do school shootings well*

Ftfy, it's not our fault we are good at everything we do.

Luke milkdrinker
>Well he is not white
Well you would know all about whos white and not, right stavros?

Yes. You can still pirate anything. I pirated Wasteland porno last night for the 10/10 gangbang at the end.

>make shitty propaganda movie even you publicly criticize defiling beloved franchise to enrich disney shareholders, but then pretend you like it when you are told by your lawyers it's in your contract to promote the movie
>cry about corporate whores

the jedi aren't evil, they're political pawns being manipulated by bureaucrats.
Yoda already knows they fucked up which is why he fucks off to swamp planet

At least they came about from a free-market online.
Now there will be no such thing as the monopoly and duopoly broadband corps dictate what you can and cannot see online.
Sometimes I think you guys don't understand the power of images online, even though we meme'd a president into office.

alot of people grew up with star wars and loved it, but now they have to witness how its going to be milked by Disney with shitty Sequels.

Have an open mind for a sec.

Jedi wanted to seek out and purge all "dark side roadies". Sith wanted to restore order to the galaxy be reinstating the old empire.

In a republic, everyone's interests get in the way of progress, and degenerate behaviors are tolerated as long as they are done in their respective venues (subdue the masses; let them eat cake, etc.). In an empire, the entirety of the people's needs are taken into consideration for, and provided as per the duties of a responsible leader. Virtuousness is sacred.

Of course, all this goes sidewars during times of conflict, but that's the point, right? To finally, once and for all, bring an end to conflict. Could you imagine what a 1950s Germany would've looked like without a WWII?

Seeing the correlation yet? Let's not forget that Darth Vader was actually a hero in the end.

The left cannot make a political point without invoking a pop culture reference.

hold on you mean luke skywalker is a racist?!?!?! to disagree with a person of color in the current year is unacceptable. and said poc has a ethnic name. he gets 2 times as many points in the liberal hierarchy and luke is a straight white man

im not sure how the left can justify this

Thats what Pai started fucking retard

Why do the cucks have a faggot on their side? Are you serious?

>as the monopoly and duopoly broadband corps dictate what you can and cannot see online.
They don't care what you see. Hell the more you're able to see, the better their service looks.
And the FTC will enact punitive measures accordingly if they try.
Apparently, despite VERY RECENT activities by Youtube and Twitter(RIP AmRen), it's not content providers who have been censoring content or favoring communist propaganda. It's our evil ISPs who have hurt us all by ensuring we have nation-wide HS gaming/streaming capabilities. THOSE EVIL FUCKS.

>Sith Lord Emperor Paul Saltines literally manipulated the Jedi into doing his bidding just like our merchant counterparts
>Surprised the Jedi hate them

Darth Vader hunted down and slaughtered all the Jedi that opposed him
And he killed his own wife

Why did they have to ruin mark hamill he used to be cool

Because Disney bought out Star Wars, which means the jedi are now on the kikes payroll.

Stop worrying about childrens stories and disney movies for starters.

Because they have no culture or tradition. They tossed everything away and have to use this corporate spawned marking shit as their culture and legends.

It's sad as all hell but also kind of laughable.

There's an established history of Isp's doing exactly what I outlined if you care to look.
I'll get you started.
Telus VS Union website.

Sith did get the cooler gear desu

Even when I was young and gave a fuck about Star Wars, I thought Luke was shitty. Now old Luke is using Diversity Wars as a platform for leftist bullshit, and encouraging fans to continue movie reference idiocy. "Trump's just like voldemort" "Without women we would still have a death star" Fucking fuck.

Molymeme made some really interesting interpretation of The Last Dżedaj
youtube.com/watch?v=6l9go9X1EbE
What do you guys think about it?

>[Muffled Papa Roach in the distance]

Who's photoshopping the boob grab hands

But he is literally lying to promote Disney Wars and defend other giant corporations. Hopefully Hamill kills himself soon so his legacy doesn't get completely pozzed.

Yeah, because 2 years ago everything was so different. NetNigger shills thinking this regulation has been around since the birth of the internet. Please, fuck off back to plebbit! The door is that way ------->

Sith and clones/stormtroopers are what make star wars successful. The rebels and space hippies are boring.

My nigga

...said the man that sold his soul to a giant company to make the shittiest movie of 2917 for a paycheck?

Hi Grandpa Palpatine

It's damage control to try to make me look like a leftist, because of my tripcode.

>All the biggest net corporations like fb and google were against repealing NN
>NN is enriching giant corporations

Gee wiz, I thought Lucas accidentally wrote jedi to be dumbasses in episodes 2, 3 I didn't think it was canon.

The sith actually were, palpatine founded the empire so the galaxy could fight off an invading army of Yuuzhan Vong who are basically space muslims

"JEDIS" AREN'T REAL.

I was in dah stah waws and talk in le nerdy quips. Love me soypeople

This is common logic actually
>thank god Netflix, Fb and Google will help stop net neutrality from being repealed
>NN being repealed only helps massive corporations

Why would Google et al support NN, if they should really support repealing it?

did you do your movies for free you champagne socialist filthy fat fucking faggot

But supporting NN means they have normie internet and the rest giving them ad revenue.

Repealing it means they'll lose a metric fuckton of income.

Because rightcucks chose the dark side.

The Jedi lie all the time though and call it a ''mind trick''.

Anyone older then 15 enjoying or discussing this kids space fantasies as something important should be considered nothing else then product of degenerate pop culture, disfunction individual without mental capabilities of grasping or understanding higher, more intellectualy refined works of art. No wonder that the word, western word especially is in such a mess. Stupid man children crying about their toys. Go read same real books, watch same real movies. Start with Dostoyevsky. Tale a time. Study the man at least 15 years. Grow up finally.

Jedi and light sabres do not actually exist, just like their made up genders.

ABY SIDHS and JUDEIS are both shit compared to Old Republic folk.
I wish that after maybe 10 years when (((Disney))) will be done milking SW and realize that they turned it into shit they will sell it to someone that will decide to just turn aside New Republic shit and focus on Old Republic making new movies and stuff.

The problem with that is no storm troopers

There are actually many deep truths to extract from Star Wars mythos, dear user. Not saying Dostoyevsky isn´t deeper, psycologically speaking but to explaint to your small brain:

Think about reading crime and punishment to 3/4 of the book, then letting some idiot write the rest 1/4 and read it to realize the idiot totally destroyed the whole plot/meaning/depth.

That´s why people argue about this shit movie.

There is deeper meaning in fairytales too. But I don't see grownup men discussing it in details. It's a nice space fantasy for a preteens. That's all. That why they produce so much star wars toys, coz they now who is their target audience. It's depressing really. Intellectual state od Western world is infantile.

Deep-down Mark is secretly bitter at leftists for shitting all-over Luke in Episode VIII.

Mark is acting like a child. Not a man in his sixties.
>WAAAH MOM SAID YOU CAN'T PLAY WITH MY TOYS ANYMORE.
I'm glad Luke's legacy is ruined.

i doubt it's even deep down. he isn't shy at all about his issues with the new movies---he just doesn't outright call the production team on all its SJW agendizing

Not to mention that not signaling support for the (((leftist))) agenda will ruin your career in (((Hollywood))).

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this, it's like suddenly we all stopped being adult men and turned into bearded 13 year olds instead

>t. meme nazi

You want a Jedi God sends you me and you want Mark Hamil?

>extended universe