A universe with an infinite diversity of aliens races has specifically only white men in the controlling evil autocracy

>a universe with an infinite diversity of aliens races has specifically only white men in the controlling evil autocracy

>good guys side has impeccable diversity of races and genders but white men mysteriously absent

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since the disney movies shouldn't be considered canon, let's analyze the Empire
>led and composed by men
>impeccable aesthetics
>brought down a corrupt and inefficient republic, installed an efficient government that brought order and prosperity to the galaxy
>extinguished an intolerant and oppressive cult
>extreme tech advancements that would benefit the entire universe once the rebels were crushed
In comparison, the Rebels:
>composed by diverse and ugly alien races that are too dumb to recognize traps beforehand
>shit aesthetics. i mean look at their space cruisers and those orange uniforms
>their only victories in the movies were products of sheer luck, never actual strategy
>muh freedom and muh aldeeran

this

there are some alien sith but they're usually based, like darth maul

The empire allows child slavery, and will basically murder anyone. Also, the entire deal with the empire is that it's in control by people use the dark side of the force.

Same story different galaxy

>movies are fictional
Fucking lefties
Burn the sage

>Be Empire
>Be 100% white male
>In control of entire galaxy with an iron fist
>Have virtually no crime in controlled territory

>Be (((Rebellion)))
>Be largely alien
>Ultimately is lead by two heroic white males
>Win.jpg
>Fast-forward to episode 7
>Cant keep a grip on newfound republic
>Anxious teen is genuine threat

Why are you filthy rebels Sup Forums?

>not appreciating the new film simply for this webm

imo that's because our own concept of human rights, something seemingly nonexistent in the star wars universe. And there was child slaves under the republic as well
>dark side of the force
cunning leaders that were willing to negotiate with small states and desired to keep order in the galaxy. The only actually intolerable faction were the rebels, and for good reason

But we just want to be alone.

it was all a lie the Jedi holocaust is a hoax
youtube.com/watch?v=t9Rbeg09ows&t=1052s

>lewd

Not true, Jengo Fett was a spic

new star wars feels like watching your first girlfriend getting whored out to the masses while everyone claps and cheers

Even Lucas' empire was always human supremacist.

Wasn't he mixed Maori from New Zealand? He really doesn't look Hispanic at all.

Source?

I only play as empire in battlefront

>75% of the fanbase prefers the empire and evil sword boys because they look cooler
really makes you think huh

The Matrix has only White cops and military men being killed. The heroes are "diverse" -- the only whites are a traitor and a retard.

always wanted vader to win

There was a 1 second scene with a middle-aged white male pilot who fought with the "good guys"

They ruined the only popular Space Opera.
The Phantom Menace is better than the last Jedi

maul died right away and never really did anything

Yeah but what was wrong with the republic though? I mean besides not having an army for some reason (though the clone army was sick), it was a pretty peaceful place, cool Jedi culture, everyone living peacefully etc. Was the trade dispute on Naboo meant to show case bureaucracy taking over the Republic?

was also obviously a homosexual

you are wrong but not by much

I think they make it pretty clear that neither side is good or evil.

The white man side is dominant, the darkie side is inferior, angry and unwilling to follow the basic rules of society.

I'll bite...how am I wrong.

>Forgetting motherfucking Luke and Obi-Wan
>Not realizing the only reason all the bad guys were white because they were all fucking clones
Fuck off you Last Jedi enthusiast

Its because the agents were desinged around fbi/cia how many black fbi/cia agents have you ever seen

>Maul died right away

Not knowing that Maul became The Mandalore, under the Blackwatch.

This is why white people that trully got it together believe in Christ.
In Christ it doesn't matter much if you're white or not because the things of God pertain to white people mostly but also to non-white therefore when you dwell on the things that come from God like love and piety , wisdom , grace etc... you'll only recognize what is good in people and who are the good people of God.
Have peace.

short version
no kid no jarjar
casino and podrace+kidvader pewpew are more or less the same
2 movies setting up characters that are somewhat relateable plus luke i dont give a shit about anyone in phantom menace
story wise both pretty stupid
visually no contest

The fact that Finn exists means there are black stormtroopers

Still better than 1 hour of Leftist Propaganda

Turns out he actually survives, goes on a revenge mission later, culminates in a final desperate showdown with an aged Obiwan on Tatooine many years after the events of Ep III.

every hollywood movie is left propaganda

"Showdown" is a bit of an overstatement. Maul charged onve and got rekt by Obi Wan.

>Childhood is rooting for the Republic.

>Adulthood is realizing the Empire is superior in every way.

This movie is literally critical theory masquerading as a SW film: question everything, throw away old orders and structures, if something exists, either within the film or in our understanding of the film's universe, that something has to be destroyed. And most importantly, nothing about your blood or history matters.

What is WW2

this is actually a redpilled movie you guys are idiots
snoke is clearly the jew
the casino is the rothschilds selling weapons to both sides
forcing chink on black racemix to destroy china
rey and kylo obviously a couple that will form a white family
kylo, the white man, kills the jew and takes control of his destiny
feminists kill herself
latino shown as competetent in labor but not in leadership positions
kylo kills the past but not his mother(land)
luke obviously a gay man is dellusional and force(gender) fluid
i dont get why its left

>throw away old orders and structures

i'll put on my crazy hat for a minute. i think this is also about breaking the continuity of the franchise. it almost seems like a stand-alone series for the gen-Y audience, one that pays little service to older fans.

Pic Related are the True Good Guys of Star Wars

i actually feel pretty bad for younger scifi/video game fans. things have really gone to shit.

Obi-cuck-kenobi? The dude let vader chop him in half lol! wadda KEK.

and it's pretty tragic that almost every modern artistic medium has turned into a vector for propaganda.

It's not tragic if it is Anti-Leftist Propaganda

Luke had a wife named Mara Jade, but Disney scrapped it. Plus he was pretty Light Side confirmed, just didn't like some of the things he learned about the Jedi before they were literally only him and some random girl from the middle of nowhere.

man just skip all the boring shit and make a movie about podracing for 30 minutes, that was the only good part in ep1 (and the game kicked ass) or swoop bikes i dont fucking know but just leave the dumpy asians and alien tit milk for a bit

propaganda is bad either way. i want good information, not manipulative counter-intelligence/disinfo.

The thing about facts is that once you get it you then interpret it based on your pre-conceived views, desires, and so forth. This is called bias. People see what they want to see usually. The idea of propaganda is since people are always bias, why not spread your bias when creating your work within a medium.

Rei is such a shit character.

>superpowered jedi
>amazing pilot
>can fix anything
>everyone likes her
>totally virtuous despite growing up as a malnourished scavanger slave
>doesn't have to put any apparent effort into earning any of this power
>can't critisize her because she's a girl and you're sexist if you do.

I don't mind a strong female character kicking people's asses, Kill Bill was great, The Bride suffered and had a clear fucking purpose and agenda, and her abilities were justified by her backstory as an assassin... Rei should be an illiterate autist with no social skills to speak of, stunted growth, and no skills beyond scavenging.

How can they fuck up basic story telli- Ohhh right yeah they're pushing an agenda.

>the virgin luke
>chad han solo

>visually no contest
the new movie is like 98% cgi

...

Roger Roger

White males are absent? They were the main heroes for the majority of the movies, dipshit.

yea i fucking hate these movies.

In the OT the good guy side was also almost entirely white men.

>fourthy five minutes of a guy talking too close to his mic about come niche shit

literally wew lad

And all the bad guy foot soldier no personality having slave type dudes are beaners.

It is fiction. Not one of these “non white minorities” could so much as wipe their ass if it were not for white men.

whatsnt Palpatine trying to unite the galaxy in order to prepare it against the coming aliens from another galaxy?

Personal favorite SW character
>Saves his city by trying to find middle ground and stay neutral
>Runs a legit (as far as I know) city with booming economy
>Loyal subordinates and soldiers
>Backs his friends when he needs to
>Fairly intelligent overall
>Black (For personal likeness from a young age)
>That old school perm (For real intergalactic style)

Was it a Darth Maul top half with a robot lower half, or a robot top half with a Darth Maul lower half?

Yes it was some theory about that and in terms of book canon it actually happened (and I think the Republic got BTFODd by the invaders) gonna have to find the link.

Lower half robot

He's one of the few actors from SW that still has the voice to at least still work in SW toons or games and still pulls it off...theres only 1 lando.

Same guy here sorry I found the search for it on (((((Reddit))))))

My favorite Star Wars conspiracy is that the Emperor wasn't spending all those resources creating crazy superweapons like the Death Star and the Sun Crusher and putting together gigantic fleets of Star Destroyers wasn't to stop the Rebel Alliance, but rather in preparation of the Yuuzhan Vong Invasion that would happen about a quarter century after RoTJ ended.

Now the Emperor is a pretty smart guy. I mean, he got himself elected to Chancellor of the Republic, started a war, earned himself absolute control on both sides of the war, then managed to turn the galaxy against the guys who for a millennium had served as icons of peacekeeping, justice, and democracy. And that takes some serious strategizing! But here's the thing:

At this point, the Republic was falling apart, with or without a Sith-led Separatist movement to nudge them in the wrong direction. The senate was a clusterfuck where nothing ever got done. Corruption reigned supreme. Even the Jedi Council wasn't doing it's job properly. Ideally, Jedi are supposed to act as bastions of compassion and moderation. The way the Jedi would be tasked to deal with a situation is as a balancing influence between, say, two conflicting nation-states, or a particularly quarrelsome trade agreement. Everyone respected and would listen to a Jedi, and even without acting on behalf of the Republic, they should be able to arrive on a scene and be able to allow discussion and bureaucracy to flourish. Instead, the Jedi Council of the waning days of the Republic had grown inward and conservative, spending all their time meditating on the state of the galaxy and not enough time heading out there and fixing shit. This held throughout the war, when Jedi were surprisingly quick to jump to open combat as opposed to discussion.

starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Yuuzhan_Vong

We could've had real sequels.
>Luke forced to become Palpatine's apprentice
>tries to fight from the inside but slowly gets corrupted
>only barely manages to keep it together
>eventually leads to huge showdown, Palpatine even uses a force storm in space

because factual information is the basis upon which people make important decisions. they may have their own skewed interpretation of the facts, but facts are still the anchor points that connect your own internal model of the world to reality. spreading disinfo is an unforgivable transgression.

spick, spock, they all look vulcan kikes to me...

nerd

I'd still fuck her.

is that napolian dynamite?

Is the lady in this pic the same one from donnie darko?

Yes, the Yuuzhon Vong. And they positively assfuck the Republic.