BREAKING: President Trump needs to use two hands to sip a glass of water

TWO HANDS!!!!!

IMPEACH BLUMPF NOW.

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TWOOOO HAAANNDS

It is kinda weird though.
Any info on why he does it with two hands

>drumpf needs to legs to walk

Holy fuck I can handle two scoops of ice cream, but two hands to drink water? WTF Impeach now.

TALKING HEAD ON CNN JUST SAID TRUMP IS A KGB ASSIST, RECRUITED BY PUTIN!

CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?!?! OUTRAGEOUS!

Secret Service hasn't gotten him a sippy cup yet?

because, imagine the news cycle if he dropped it.

that's the dimencha kicking in

To be slow and steady to avoid spilling it he also walks sown the stairs slowly he said he does it to avoid giving the media something to humiliate him with

>TWO SCOOPS
>TWO SIPS
>AND NOW
>TWO
>HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDS
>IMPREACH DANIEL TUGLRERUMPPFPF HE MADE MY SON CRY

How about arthritis?

TWO HANDS

TWO SCOOPS

TWO TERMS

TWO GENDERS

What's next??

At least he didn't spit green shit into it

*Drumpf muttering*

He does little things like this now just to see how kike news networks will react to it. He treats it like the circus that it is.

THIS. IS. NOT. AMERICA
>kills self

he's trolling the media

Obviously his small hands

>yfw you need both hands to hold the nuclear codes

to get idiots to write about him. Just like he does every time.

trump drinks water like an old woman. lmao

I knew these bullshit news stories would come the second I saw it during his speech.

Fake media is so predictable.

4D Chess move you noob

That’s actually cucked of him though.

12 DIET COKES

>make yourself look weak and frail by drinking water with two hands
>4d chess move

wew lads the delusion is strong here.

DROOOOOOOOOOOMPHHHHHHH

LITTLE LITTLE ORANGE DONALD
HE IS SO FAT HE MUST EAT MCDONALD
COLLEGE IS TOO EXPANSIF BECAUSE IM BLACK
MEANWHILE DONALD TRUMP USE HIS WHITE POWER TO MAKE MILLIONS
EAT ICE SCREAM ALL YOU WANT
WITH HIS RACIST PEPE THE FROG MEME
WE CAN ONLY DREAM FOR THE IMPEACH
HEARS HILLARY CLINTON SPEECH
WHILE DONALD DRUMPTF SCREECH WITH HIS SON
BUT THE ONLY THING THEY WILL SCREAM ABOUT IS MY GUN
SEEING HIS TEARS ON HIS FACE
SEEING HIS FEAR ON HIS FACE
IMPEACH IMPEACH NOW,YOU ORANGE DONALD DRUMPTFFFFFFF!!!!!

ssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

what if he is to show how media is a fucking joke?

Two?
TWO?!
TWWWOOOOOOO
VRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMPPPPFFF

He suffers from tremors and requires the use of two hands otherwise his hand will shake. Apparently it's from his long abuse of stimulants.

IT DIDN'T HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS BLOMPF
2 HANDS
2 HAAAAAANDS BLROPF
IT WAS HER TURN
JUST DROP IT DRONALD GROLP

>he's only pretending to be retarded/weak

yeah right, whatever keeps your cognitive dissonance afloat bro

Every time he does anything mildly eccentric the media goes hard on him, which turns people against the media and shields him from “valid” criticism

YEA DAT FUNNY

Fucking kek, underrated.

that's some great mental gymnastics to rationalize why a 72 year old man need two hands to drink a glass of water

well done soon you can join scientology with that level of delusion

Couldn't possibly be arthritis, right?

>2 scoops
>2 hands
>2 genders
>2 terms

I do it when im nervous otherwise im super shakey and my neck blocks so it would look super weird. I only have this when people are watching me. I did this in my first date and she tought it was weird. At least i didnt spas.

>Colbert comes on stage
>the applause light comes on
>the audience is already hysterical
>people are ripping their clothes, grunting, making incoherent sounds
>Colbert begins to speak
>"GLUMPF A GOBAGOOL"
>members of the audience are red in the face, struggling to contain their animalistic howling
>Colbert continues
>"SCOOPY DOOPIES SIPPING WIPPY NO SPILLY WILLY"
>Colbert himself is now visibly enraged
>froth begins to collect at the corners of his mouth
>sweat drips down his forehead as he prepares another salvo of pure progressive intellectual discourse
>the audience are hopping up and down in their seats, they've lost all fine motor control
>"TWOSIE WOOSIE HANDSY WANDSY PREZY WEZY"
>Colbert clenches his neck tie, struggling to maintain composure as the blood in his body appears to all be pooling in his face
>a trail of blood leaving the nostrils can be seen on near everyone in the audience as they vibrate menacing while chanting something along the lines of "peach"
>"CLUMSY BUMSY WUMPF BLUMPF"
>Colbert finally exhales and leaves the room

The opening of the impeachment proceedings, 2018.

DRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF

33 PIZZAS!

It's just his own style as far as I can tell.

>noob
am I back in 2007

>Taking chances with the most powerful element
It's like you don't want to live

fucking kek

He's doing mundane things like this to simply get the media to report on it. Over. And over. Till people get tired of the media reporting on it and realize they're shit.

ON THE 2ND DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY FURHER GAVE TO ME:

Nice

Loooooool

>do i need a job
>why did mcdonalds ask me for a quantum physics degree?
>“Some people say, How can you live without knowing? I do not know what they mean. I always live without knowing. That is easy. How you get to know is what I want to know.”
>you know?
>how and why?
>is this reality ?
>is Sup Forums meming to make you think in certain way without acknowledge it ?
>what kind of realtionshits did (chris) have with jewish peeps ?
>what do i mean by the above and how did you understand it ?
>the challenge ^_^

ENPEACH!!! NOW!!!! HE IZ NOT ABOVE THE LAW!!!!

TWO SCOOPS
TWO HANDS
IMPEACH DRUMPF

because despite his larger-than-life personality he is in reality just a man.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Funnily enough this will get more press than that hag Clintons various health issues throughout the election, what a time to be alive

>taco Bell employee doesn't know what hot crystal cocoa looks like

Satoshi? Be careful

This is on purpose. He knows they freak out when he drinks. I believe he does these things on purpose. He will do somethingblike this again with his next drink on camera.

two is just too much for these cucks

He probably made a bet to see if you would talk about it.

I'm really beginning to think he's doing this shit intentionally to fuck with them

...

>two is just too much for these cucks
It's because they can't count that high. They're libtards.

So he wants the press to focus on every stupid thing he does, big and small? Good thinking.

he fucking does it on purpose and every time these niggers take the bait

is this the latest 'observe'posting?

Alright that's it just fucking impeach him already

>that look in his eyes
it's like he's saying
>you're gonna sit there and watch me drink this delicious glass of ice cold water.
are we being thirst-cucked?

naw. I drink with both hands sometimes so i can get a really small sip.

i can hold my dick two hands and still space for some sluty mouth. tfw dicklets cant get this feel.

TWO SCOOPS

TWO SIPS

TWO GENDERS

TWO HANDS

TWO TERMS

IMBLEAPFCH

smoking weed and watching spongebob didnt turn out well for them

#NOTMYPRESIDENT
#THISISNOTOKAY
#NOTRUMPNOKKKNOFASCISTUSA

...

He's havin a giggle m8. There are other celebs who do dumb shit when they know paparazzi are around, its the same thing

TWO HANDS
TWO SCOOPS
TWO SHOOTERS
TWO ENTRY WOUNDS
TWO GENDERS
TWO TERMS

I just laughed so hard at goobagool hahaha

I used to think the msm was a joke. Untill i saw this hard hiting investigating journalism.