Aqua >you lead a poor nomad's life, traveling city to city >you take on random menial jobs with her, never staying more than a month >she attention whores a lot with other people but is always faithful to you >can't cook for shit, so you eat out all the time
Megumin >she refuses to get a job stating she loves explosions or something and that's the only job for her >her chuunibyou always goes off when meeting people, possibly embarrassing you >the sex is awesome and explosive >actually cooks well and makes anything for you as long as you give her the money, but refuses to clean
Darkness >rich as fuck, never out of money >she does however embarrass you in public and makes strange moans at the slightest remarks >her father expects you to do business meetings and schmoozing with other rich families since Darkness is embarrassing >great body but you practically have to do all the work during sex
Choose one.
Asher Garcia
Wiz.
Austin Morris
A life of nobility sounds fun but megumin is better
Kayden Phillips
Real world scenario? Darkness. Always has money is too good to pass up. Can't embarrass me publicly if we never leave the house.
I'd always be thinking about Megumin though.
Angel Thompson
With those descriptions, Darkness is the best choice for me. >great body but you practically have to do all the work during sex I want to do so many things to Lalatina and so little time.
Tyler Perez
Darkness, she's by far the hottest of the three, money's a great asset and I'm pretty good at getting people to like me.
Anthony Bell
Of course I would choose Aqua. >best tits >best ass >WHITE skin >blue eyes >fucking retarded >no underwear >doesn't mind if I jack off right next to her >if she disobeys me I can comically punch her head >if I die I get rezzed
Matthew Garcia
I'm sure Megumin would get into some demolition business.
Liam Fisher
>implying there is a choice
Jacob Thomas
Darkness is the perfect woman for me >ugly >31 years old >virgin >literal neet >maybe not fat enough for darkness' taste but is visibly out of shape >spent entire life making the shittiest life and lifestyle choices so even the most littlest things can make me out of breath (talking? gimme a sec) I could literally have her piggyback carry me anywhere I want while I spend her family's entire fortune on other women and when we finally get home, I can just "punish" her for being soaking wet throught the entire day
Carson White
Megumin.
Only due to the fact that I wouldn't want to do ALL THE WORK during sex with Darkness.
Also, Megumin would need to be of age otherwise it's all pointless.
Benjamin Flores
Aqua or Darkness
Ryan Reed
>the sex is awesome and explosive >actually cooks well and makes anything for you
That's all I need in life.
Cooper Diaz
Just a reminder if anyone is interested.
I don't post this every thread nor every week, so I don't think this is bothering anyone.
Kayden Nelson
>I'd always be thinking about Megumin though. this moistens the lalatina
Lincoln Moore
darkness sounds fun as fuck. I could do business meetings, I guess. I like cooking so that's not an issue plus we could eat out whenever. no downsides it seems
Jeremiah Diaz
Of course if you wanna live the easy Darkness would be the best choice. Besides waifufagging, it's your tenacity to be with X to the bitter end.
>Aqua You COULD sell her as a prostitute for fast and good money, she's also the most suitable to bring on for quests since her magic helpfulness could very from occasion.
>Megumin It's probably a test of how much are you willing to put to live her. She's poor, stubborn, but a good cook and mistress (?).
>Darkness Born into royalty, marrying into her family would be beneficial for a good house and stable income for food and recreation. Her personality could lead her astray or end you up in situations that you would rather not be in. From accepting losing fights, to exploring deadly areas for the toughest opponents. >her father expects you to do business meetings and schmoozing with other rich families since Darkness is embarrassing Darkness' father seems to be more on the edge that you'll make her settle down and give him a child he could adore. I expect politics and family affairs to be part of the routine, and you can expect Darkness' carefree mindset to set her off wandering around for quests to do.
The latter option for her is to go on her ventures and carrying her weight as an almost useless tank. You'll get your money and fun but when she decides to settle down, you've probably made it in 'the good life' more than the Socratic manner could ever define.
Connor Hughes
>Darkness >Richer than Aqua This is false, and Megumin gets you jailed
>Not going to Nevada during drought >Not crashing the party with a water goddess >Not becoming richer than bill fucking gates overnight >Not curing cancer when there is no shortage of water >Not bottling holy waterf >Not encouraging detection free doping with it and afterwards going public for extra fame
You people have no vision
Owen Bennett
I am darkness' ideal man, so her
Caleb Cruz
>aqua gets detained for breaking fundamental laws of physics >scientists pore over her magic ability >can't determine the cause and don't listen to her "I'm a literal goddess" pleas >label her a potential threat, albeit an unlikely one >becomes worldwide sensation, feared by many and considered the antichrist by some
neat. assuming she doesn't fuck everything up along the way, which she definitely would
Logan Butler
I would choose Lalatina even without the money and job that her dad gives. As bonus I could give aryan grandchild to him and my parents
Please add Eris and Yunyun options next time.
Bentley Taylor
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Nolan Foster
I feel that a life of chuunibyou would be fun. Everyone else in the world is a huge faggot anyway so if they don't like it they can go to hell.
Jaxson Gutierrez
Is the H2O headband a super rare magical item?
Spoil me
John Campbell
As a closet chuuni who has a good job, megumeme is the only option for me. Also American so we could do explosions if we go to a range.
Carson Richardson
I want Aqua. Her crazy, stupid, and arrogant demeanor would only make moments of intimacy all the more special.
Water is the only thing I drink.
Tyler James
So, your plan is selling goddess broth? Not that its dumb but it just sounds exactly like Aqua.
Kevin Morgan
I choose Yunyun
Christopher Morris
>Be Aqua >Threatened to Noahed the world unless the world pamper her
There, a better solution.
Gabriel Thompson
>I want Aqua. Her crazy, stupid, and arrogant demeanor would only make moments of intimacy all the more special. Aqua is the ideal adventure partner, since she is like a bro with benefits.
Noah James
>Darkness and i would just cuck her and take her to sex dungeons/swingers clubs
Sebastian Torres
Megumin for hugs and fugs
Josiah Jackson
Megumin, get her a job as a demolitions expert
Kayden Kelly
Pick Megumin since she's the most intelligent.
Benjamin Bell
Aqua because she's fun. Also dat booty.
Angel Nguyen
100 percent Megumin, chuuni is best.
Julian Cruz
Kazuma & Megumin Slice-of-Life spinoff would be fun.
Would she grow up a bit if she had kids?
Adam Bennett
Aqua. At least I'd never be bored.
Carter Taylor
Won't even need a spinoff at this rate
Hunter Morris
>megumin she would join ISIS within one week.
Blake Perry
It seems the only reasonable choice is Megumin. My entire family are already a bunch of chuuni edgelords, so she'd fit right in.