She gets transported to the real world

Aqua
>you lead a poor nomad's life, traveling city to city
>you take on random menial jobs with her, never staying more than a month
>she attention whores a lot with other people but is always faithful to you
>can't cook for shit, so you eat out all the time

Megumin
>she refuses to get a job stating she loves explosions or something and that's the only job for her
>her chuunibyou always goes off when meeting people, possibly embarrassing you
>the sex is awesome and explosive
>actually cooks well and makes anything for you as long as you give her the money, but refuses to clean

Darkness
>rich as fuck, never out of money
>she does however embarrass you in public and makes strange moans at the slightest remarks
>her father expects you to do business meetings and schmoozing with other rich families since Darkness is embarrassing
>great body but you practically have to do all the work during sex

Choose one.

Wiz.

A life of nobility sounds fun but megumin is better

Real world scenario? Darkness. Always has money is too good to pass up. Can't embarrass me publicly if we never leave the house.

I'd always be thinking about Megumin though.

With those descriptions, Darkness is the best choice for me.
>great body but you practically have to do all the work during sex
I want to do so many things to Lalatina and so little time.

Darkness, she's by far the hottest of the three, money's a great asset and I'm pretty good at getting people to like me.

Of course I would choose Aqua.
>best tits
>best ass
>WHITE skin
>blue eyes
>fucking retarded
>no underwear
>doesn't mind if I jack off right next to her
>if she disobeys me I can comically punch her head
>if I die I get rezzed

I'm sure Megumin would get into some demolition business.

>implying there is a choice

Darkness is the perfect woman for me
>ugly
>31 years old
>virgin
>literal neet
>maybe not fat enough for darkness' taste but is visibly out of shape
>spent entire life making the shittiest life and lifestyle choices so even the most littlest things can make me out of breath (talking? gimme a sec)
I could literally have her piggyback carry me anywhere I want while I spend her family's entire fortune on other women and when we finally get home, I can just "punish" her for being soaking wet throught the entire day

Megumin.

Only due to the fact that I wouldn't want to do ALL THE WORK during sex with Darkness.

Also, Megumin would need to be of age otherwise it's all pointless.

Aqua or Darkness

>the sex is awesome and explosive
>actually cooks well and makes anything for you

That's all I need in life.

Just a reminder if anyone is interested.


I don't post this every thread nor every week, so I don't think this is bothering anyone.

>I'd always be thinking about Megumin though.
this moistens the lalatina

darkness sounds fun as fuck. I could do business meetings, I guess. I like cooking so that's not an issue plus we could eat out whenever. no downsides it seems

Of course if you wanna live the easy Darkness would be the best choice. Besides waifufagging, it's your tenacity to be with X to the bitter end.

>Aqua
You COULD sell her as a prostitute for fast and good money, she's also the most suitable to bring on for quests since her magic helpfulness could very from occasion.

>Megumin
It's probably a test of how much are you willing to put to live her. She's poor, stubborn, but a good cook and mistress (?).

>Darkness
Born into royalty, marrying into her family would be beneficial for a good house and stable income for food and recreation. Her personality could lead her astray or end you up in situations that you would rather not be in. From accepting losing fights, to exploring deadly areas for the toughest opponents.
>her father expects you to do business meetings and schmoozing with other rich families since Darkness is embarrassing
Darkness' father seems to be more on the edge that you'll make her settle down and give him a child he could adore. I expect politics and family affairs to be part of the routine, and you can expect Darkness' carefree mindset to set her off wandering around for quests to do.

The latter option for her is to go on her ventures and carrying her weight as an almost useless tank. You'll get your money and fun but when she decides to settle down, you've probably made it in 'the good life' more than the Socratic manner could ever define.

>Darkness
>Richer than Aqua
This is false, and Megumin gets you jailed

>Not going to Nevada during drought
>Not crashing the party with a water goddess
>Not becoming richer than bill fucking gates overnight
>Not curing cancer when there is no shortage of water
>Not bottling holy waterf
>Not encouraging detection free doping with it and afterwards going public for extra fame

You people have no vision

I am darkness' ideal man, so her

>aqua gets detained for breaking fundamental laws of physics
>scientists pore over her magic ability
>can't determine the cause and don't listen to her "I'm a literal goddess" pleas
>label her a potential threat, albeit an unlikely one
>becomes worldwide sensation, feared by many and considered the antichrist by some

neat. assuming she doesn't fuck everything up along the way, which she definitely would

I would choose Lalatina even without the money and job that her dad gives.
As bonus I could give aryan grandchild to him and my parents

Please add Eris and Yunyun options next time.

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I feel that a life of chuunibyou would be fun. Everyone else in the world is a huge faggot anyway so if they don't like it they can go to hell.

Is the H2O headband a super rare magical item?

Spoil me

As a closet chuuni who has a good job, megumeme is the only option for me.
Also American so we could do explosions if we go to a range.

I want Aqua. Her crazy, stupid, and arrogant demeanor would only make moments of intimacy all the more special.

Water is the only thing I drink.

So, your plan is selling goddess broth? Not that its dumb but it just sounds exactly like Aqua.

I choose Yunyun

>Be Aqua
>Threatened to Noahed the world unless the world pamper her

There, a better solution.

>I want Aqua. Her crazy, stupid, and arrogant demeanor would only make moments of intimacy all the more special.
Aqua is the ideal adventure partner, since she is like a bro with benefits.

>Darkness
and i would just cuck her and take her to sex dungeons/swingers clubs

Megumin for hugs and fugs

Megumin, get her a job as a demolitions expert

Pick Megumin since she's the most intelligent.

Aqua because she's fun. Also dat booty.

100 percent Megumin, chuuni is best.

Kazuma & Megumin Slice-of-Life spinoff would be fun.

Would she grow up a bit if she had kids?

Aqua. At least I'd never be bored.

Won't even need a spinoff at this rate

>megumin
she would join ISIS within one week.

It seems the only reasonable choice is Megumin. My entire family are already a bunch of chuuni edgelords, so she'd fit right in.

Aqua would easily be the most fun