Stop trying to sex Megumin!

Stop trying to sex Megumin!

No. I'm going to explode in you and there's nothing you can do about it.

...

Why not? She's an adult.

KAZUMA KAZUMA!

So that's what she shouts during orgasm.

Could have sworn it was EXUPLOSION

Yes, sex the Yunyun instead!

delicious flat chest

You can't tell me what to do! Only I can tell me what to do!

how can you sex the most asexual thing in that show

isn't that Aqua?

>14 years old
>adult

Yeah, that's a adult. At least where they are.

I'm not planning to breed with an unpopular loser. I'll take Megumin.

>yunyunposting

honestly how do you manage to pull in 3 girls like that? like he tricks a condescending goddess to be with him via loophole and she just goes with it due to no options, the other is abhorrent at anything that isn't her one spell which has a huge cooldown and high collatoral damage, and the other is just a freak on so many levels i don't even know where to begin.

it's such an odd mixup but he ends up with them, who look at what would have been a normal hero as trash (the Gram wielder). odds attract odds in this case? i feel like we would handle the situation differently, but would it lead to them just ditching us? has anyone else thought about this?

If I had a Megumin, so help me god, I would visit such unholiness upon her anus that you would never shit again out of sheer sympathy. As I took great handfuls of her peachy white cheeks in my hands, Satan himself would begin to weep with joy. He knows that the sin I am about to commit will damn every soul in existence, that the profane, wet noises alone will stain the universe with its echoes, that the sight of my face buried in her will scorch the eyes of god himself.

>Implying she's not turned on by explosions

Reminder that Megumin has no friends.

But we're her friends

This is all I've got.

>Live in a world with flying cabbage
>Be suprised when everyone you meet is a freak
Pick one

we have flying cabbage in canada.

She's only for playing football with you perverts!

what happens if you touchdown?

You get arrested

>blackmails Kazuma by yelling about how he got her covered in wet sticky goo
>challenges YunYun to a womanhood competition and brags that she is bathing with cute boys
>pulls off Kazuma's pants so she can write "holy sword Excalibur" right above his dick
>doesn't get embarassed when Kazuma spills his spaghetti and asks if she wants to fuck
>entire explosion gimmick is about the orgasmic feelings she gets from instant mana drain

Megumin is only second to Darkness in lewdness. And maybe not even second.

I'm going to explode in Megumin's Vagoo

Am I the only one who wants to dom Darkness and keep her as a sidebitch while married to Megumin?

>willing to whip out your dick and write holy sword excalibur on it
>asexual

Megumin should be made into a Megumom

>hiro killed image uploads to protect Megumin's purity from deviants

Kazuma da yo

>doesn't get embarrassed when Kazuma spills his spaghetti and asks if she wants to fuck
To be fair, she spent an entire year with him, watching him be lewd and spill spaghetti by the time that happens. She probably felt bad about teasing him too hard and was more worried about Aqua overhearing.

>>doesn't get embarassed when Kazuma spills his spaghetti and asks if she wants to fuck
when did this happen though

Near the end of the latest explosions spinoff.

havent read it, no wonder

What chapter? The most recently translated one is 7 and I don't see it there.

I want to be friends with Yunyun but I woulds rather fuck Megumin

>put dick in explosive

FUCKING

heh, allahuackbar, infidell..............

DELETE

why does she wear a robe and wizard hat?

Whatever happened to the irl person this happened to?

old to bleed, old to breed

checkmate consentfags

best girl tbqhwu

This world needs more 10/10 chuuni girls. I will not stop until I've made an army of them.

Where do I find those?

AQUA SAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Stop trying to sex Megumin!
Nope.

never had another birthday, ever again. ; ;

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

It's just hot glue, dude.

why has noone posted the cabbage guy from Avatar yet?

Maybe Megumin should stop being so sexy

...

KAZUMADES

Wow, YunYun REALLY wants to make friends!

Is this going to be the livewatch thread?

What would you do if megumin was actually a middle aged film director the whole time?

>t. Crimson demon maker

Fug

Your in it already faggot.
>11 MINUTES REMAIN

>Ep 7: 11m

is neet still the place to go?

...

IT BEGINS

>KIMOCHI WARUI DESU
Kek

KIMOCHI WARUIII

Seems like more people are in

Nice potential gif.

Yun Yun is literally the impersonation of what Megumin would look like if she was perfect.

But YunYun isn't a chuuni

>They bullied Yunyun again this episode.

Why are she even here? Just to suffer?

Impregnate Yunyun until she has enough children that she'll never be lonely again.

>taking bait

She bullies herself.

It's her own fault for being an idiot

Megumin will rape Kazuma in the original
>Could have sworn it was EXUPLOSION
lol
Is Yun Yun 'the' best girl?
her years is same as Megumin

get the fuck out

I want to counterspell megumin's explosions until she's on her knees begging for release

>countering explosion
Whoops

Not today

What the fuck is that overpowered shit
Damn

Get out. 1 of any color mana.
Instantly permabans all crossboarders.

"I want Sup Forums to get the fuck out of Sup Forums and stay out."

>can't be countered
>counter all abilities

Who wins

The important part of Summary Aismissal is Exile all other spells, as if there was no Obliterate to counter.

Obliterate is exiled on the stack before it resolves.

no way

Obliterate is a spell so it's exiled, not need to counter it

It's out!

>480p

>720 p

Why are there pubes in the cake?

>1080p

Why are you watching blurry shit?

>tfw I actually fucking recognize that doujin

sauce?

Why are you watching shitty upscales?

Isn't she at the Japanese age of consent

Still waiting for actual objective comparisons. Until then, 1080p is as good as it gets.