Kemono Friends

Third thread today already?

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>Male gentoo and Adelie penguins "propose" to females by giving them a pebble.

What is this feeling, i want to teach Friends all sorts of stuff and see them enthuse over learning new things.

I wanna teach serval about piloting vehicles and engineering, about shootan str8 and firearm maintenance and design!

The penguins are too cute. I want the next episode now.

[autistic hissing]
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>Episode 12 is called "Friends"

What's going to happen?

>firearm maintenance and design

>want to teach Friends all sorts of stuff and see them enthuse over learning new things.
After the last chapter Kaban will bring civilization to all Friends. If she is going to stay there and she can't learn the human knowledge will be shared.
What would happen if Otter learns to make nukes?

A dance party, silly!

>What would happen if Otter learns to make nukes?

The world will be tanoshii, or else.

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>TUTINOKODAYO

Cute

Friends are meant to love other Friends.

Plz someone make a shop of otter happily reading SICP.

Source?

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Friends, is in fact, Kemono/Friends, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, Kemono as Friends. Friends is not a life unto itself, but rather another living component of a fully functioning Kemono Domain made humanoid by the Sandstar deposits, animal traits and vital bodily functions comprising a full living being as defined by JAPARI.

Many animals have been functioning in humanoid form every day without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the bipedal body form which is widely used today is called "Kemono/Friends", and many of the animals are not aware that it is basically just an altered form which came about from the Sandstar eruption.

These "friends" are definitely living beings capable of cognition, speech and being wholly sapient. However, they are not friends on their own volition; they can only be considered as such after their transformation through Sandstar exposure: the whole Kemono Friends is basically animal with Sandstar transformation, or Kemono/Friends. All the so called "friends" are really just independent species to Kemono/Friends.

>yfw Friends were designed to be inquisitive and excited by activities purposefully to make it more easy for them to learn the arts of war.

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>Shipping two characters who never spoke to one another

True Friends can be shipped with anyone.

>not watching post-ED scenes

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Cute...?

But can Friends love humans?

They still didn't speak to one another
It's silly how desperate /u/ gets to defend their illusions

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Is this the same singer as sakurasou?

it's just a cute picture user

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I can always get behind more tanoshii

>It's silly how desperate /u/ gets to defend their illusions
And you're retarded, if you can't enjoy the fan art just ignore or hide it. They're Friends for fuck sake's.

I don't ship but technically they live in the same zone so they probably know each other.

Serval's japari buns.

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No.

user...

They can love Human Friends.

Why did they get a gaijin to narrate this part?

Interactions between sand cat and Tsuchinoko are probably really funny. I would watch a spinoff about them.

>It's silly how desperate /u/ gets to defend their illusions
>it's here
Well, these threads were Tanoshii while it lasted.

Probably not many sand cats in zoos, or sand cat experts in Japan.

You can never escape from crippling autism user.

>Tsuchinoko rants about something she discovered in the ruins.
>Sand cat gives zero fucks
>Tsuchinoko gets mad.

>oneesan

>sandcat can draw

d'aw

If they can get a cafe owner and a fucknut who believes in silly things like Tsuchinoko because everyone else says there is they can get a gaijin to narrate shit.

There's been some pretty good fanwork on the subject.

I think there was a comic like that, I remember it being tl'd and typeset.

Is the Order a Friend?

>not using Alpaca

>TUTINOKODAYO

Cute fat snek!

I need to know where is this

I hope they also have an owl in the cafe

>2016.7.27-31
This was before they killed the game
;_;

Those segments either are or seem to intend to have the feel of being a recorded phone call to staff of zoos and such, people who actually deal with the species in question, instead of narrators. Finding someone who works with sand cats and speaks nip might have been more difficult than throwing in subtitles.

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>This was before they killed the game
Damn ;_;

Perfect.

I don't get the meme behind this book.

good one

It's magic.

So nobody would have even known who the hell that was

It's some turbonerd inside joke, don't bother.

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it's a maid cafe in Akiba

It's how you achieve satori.

Magic.

>i want to teach Friends all sorts of stuff
Basic wilderness survival would be a good start. It's all tanoshii and games until the first cerulean ambush.
All the Friends got their cute new bodies and their instincts became rusty as a result. They couldn't take a Japari bun from the average Sup Forums poster.
They probably could, though.
Not that they would need to. We probably couldn't resist handfeeding it all to them.

I don't know how they survived that long with Ceruleans in the park

>Two hidois in first five minutes
This is not okay

SUGOI

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Do not sexualize the Friends.

don't lewd the friends!

This shit ain't tanoshii

delete

suGOY

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DELETE THIS

Who made this?

>my.mixtape.moe/hxdpyv.webm

This is not sugoi at all.

Find his twitter and spam it with dicks!

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That's not friendly

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>those sounds

bien

I want the PPP only version of the OP! It must be wonderful!

I want that

How is she playing guitar with mittens on.

Friends do not lewd friends, you are not a friend

I like to think the writer really likes zoos so he decided to put these little segments of him recording zoo guides.

I think that was the fastest I've ever closed a window.

Very carefully

I just had a great idea for Margay's character.

They can imitate the calls of other animals. So they should have Margay literally do the other characters voices next episode.

How long until Tsuchinoko introduces currency into japari park, turning this communist paradise into a capitalist hellhole?

I have no idea what a Margay is aside for the fact it goes "Gaayyyyy" like shown in the preview.

Not sure I'd like everyone's lines becoming nothing but 'GAAAAAAAY'