HE HAS LINES, FOLKS

Yassssss

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is he going to replace katy perry, or is katy perry going to replace him?

pls respond

Academics, plz.

I much prefer a non response, because it's funny watching him tie himself up in knots about it.

Dear Trump, I wrote you, but you still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my pager and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not've got 'em
It was probably a problem at the post office or Russians
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up, man? How's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm 'bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Ivanka
I read about your Brother too, I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm the biggest coward
I even got the underground shit that you did with Howard
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man
I like the shit you did with Jeb too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest pleb, this is Em

If it's anything as golden as...

>that's an awfully hot coffee pot
>should I drop it on Donald Trump, probably not

Then Trump is FINISHED

You guys are too fucking good at this shit

So does cnn, msnbc, cbs, npr, aclu, splc, at&t, blm, tbs, m&m's...

Um, point being the fuck cares, the dude's a total normie faggot buttfucker and nothing he's doing is counter-culture, against the grain, bold or edgy at all. He's pretty much hoping Trump says something so his nasally ass can attempt to sell more cd's at walmart, to children and niggers and children that want to be niggers. Eminem doesn't impress me attempting to "gid sum beefs" with the President. He's doing exactly what I'd expect an aging entertainer in his situation to do. Pick a safe target with next to no downsides for attacking toward, and aside that rhyme about farts and assorted niggershit probably.

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>You guys are too fucking good at this shit

why do you think we are in containment?

heart rending, trump is such a monster.

Trump to eminem
"You're poor"

It's kind of weird watching a man fall apart publicly like this. Especially a man who used to rap about murdering his wife.

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eminem, more like emiagay

Can't believe I used to listen to this fag.

>please notice me senpai
Sad

His last attempt was just a copy pasta from CNN....

I wish Trump said something about him already. The guy's gonna kill himself over thing
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over this thing*

SLIMS GOT LINES!!!!!!

honestly I don't care about him being attention seeking, celebrities have to stir up controversy to relevant
but holy shit was new record bad

>why do you think we are in containment?
Not me. I found this while roaming the boards.

They might be the same person.

PLS RESPOND

>Washed up rapper
>has a new CD coming out
>needs publicity to promote it
>I know I'll trigger those delicate Drumpf flowers so they talk about me non stop

Really makes you think

Best tweet

It's amazing how Trump says nothing and wins

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The media losses by supporting eminem.
He is well known for being homophopic and sexist.

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This is what a pop culture phenomenon looks like after the hype is dead.

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Into the trash of the "I can't believe I used to listen to X" of musicians from the early new millennium LOL I feel old.

This is Mr Bond, correct?

>"i've got lines ready"
>like the most insecure little bitch he is
is eminem secretly the biggest soyboy ever?

GOTEM

Can't wait until he's playing casino hotels in small markets to audiences who barely care for him but were comped

My names eminem and im here to say that Drumpf real mean and probably gay
But there nuffin wrong with being lgbt and if you disagree youll have to go through me
Did you notice those brown fellows behind me? we got tyrone, tyresse and my main boy hadji
I let these kangz run a train on my wife, and licking out those creampies was the thrill of my life

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He's got that crazy eyes thing going o.0
The Trump curse is already bearing out again.

He's a faggot.
If he weren't rich already, he'd be fucked.
Nogs and sjws never bought his shit.

Hey SOMEONES writing things down in his house HURRY HURRY FUCKIN THROW HIM IN JAIL -m&m

Holy shit

>He is well known for being homophopic and sexist.
He did his "fag penance" with Elton John.

Jewed to suicidal thoughts. PEW.

I think he is one of those retards who are deathly afraid of being called racist.

You could probably bully him into killing himself if you had a bunch of black attack him verbally.

>cry for help
I give this guy 6 months before he becomes an hero

I remember he had a temper tantrum when Trump didn't reply to his shitty freestyle rape.

>HE'S SNORIN AT THE DESK WITH AN ORANGE FACE, IT'S A MESS
>SUCKING JARED'S CUM OUT OF IVANKA'S ASS WITH A THUMB UP HIS BUTT IN A HUT
>GETTING RAPED BY TWENTY BLACK BOYS GETTING A PRESIDENTIAL KICK IN THE BUTT
>IM OVER 40 YEARS OLD AND SHOULD HAVE OVEROVERDOSED OVER 10 YEARS AGO
>I'M A RAPPER AND I'M WHITE AND I HATE MYSELF PLEASE BLACK PEOPLE LOVE ME I'M STRUGGLING TO MOVE BEYOND MY LIFE IN DETROIT PLEASE BEING WHITE WAS A DEATH SENTENCE PLEASE ACCEPT ME
>THIS WAS FOR PROOF, I LOVE YOU MAN
eminem is a faggot, he should have died after encore

Really quite sad. I used to love Eminem during my youth and his rebellious nature. Now I see if is just a divorced middle aged father of a daughter he claims to love more then the world but lets his addictions get the better of him. He used to be a word smith with something interesting to say but now I just feel bad for him.

>p-please respond trump
>I'm angry he isn't texting me back...

Actually. How good would it be if Eminem went crazy and became an hero
>saying "I can't live in Trump's America"
>he has influence over roasties and they all follow suit
>libtards on suicide watch

>>I'm angry he isn't texting me back...
Any tennis faggots on here? Stan Smith used to be the king of power until someone cracked the code: he relies on YOU for his power. If you limpwrist it to him then he falters. Eminem may be a niggerfaggot but he is a man of letters. I, personally, would never give him a starting point. I would let him sit in queue and rot.

please tell me you know that's just stan.
youtube.com/watch?v=X1ZwaRVlNVY
good song, but that's a mediocre madlib

what he doesn't get is that drumpf fans are mostly his at least FORMER base
>people who don't agree with political correctness
>people with a fucked up sense of humor
>people who "ELITES" will call white trash
i'll be surprised if his album does well. drumpf shit aside, i just think he's a disappointment nowadays and i have no interest in listening to another love song with his same "new" cadence featuring the negress of the month

>Be washed up popstar
>riddled with drug problems
>peers are doing shows in vegas to pay for their incredible debt and $10000 a mon HoA fees.
>See everyone bashing trump is getting attention
>bet all on black
Its a shame, I used to enjoy his stuff. I guess it was all edgy bullshit.

thats fucking classic, give him the old silent treatment

i think this summarizes a lot of white people's opinions on him, especially if they REALLY listened to him when i assume we did (slim shady lp-eminem show, pre-relapse)

he was dogshit with relapse, recovery was OKAY but it wasn't anywhere near his best. i rooted for him, then he did that bad meets evil album. that was okay. then he did lp2. that was pretty mediocre besides two or three songs (evil twin and rap god), but that was what did him in for me. no longer gave a fuck, he sucked.

drumpf shit sealed the deal for me. 50 cent is a real nigga, though.

best thing for drumpf to do is:
>say nothing and ignore him, which he'll probably do
>write a battle rap and kill eminem

THEYRE TURNING THE FREAGN RAPPERS GAY
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THE LINES DONALD

eminem changed after his "RECOVERY," trump even used to be "friendly" with him. endorsed slim shady for president as a goof, did a bit with him.

slim prior to proof's death was the man. post, he's just an old faggot still scarred by his years of growing up in detroit as powhitefolk where being white was such a detriment to the point of physical harm.

instead of turning into a redpilled motherfucker and hating niggers, he just became an arch cuck and became king wigger.

>you could probably bully him into killing himself if you had a bunch of black attack him verbally.
wont even have to do that, once he figures out he isn't relevant anymore then its game over

>eminem is a faggot, he should have died after encore
musicians dying at their peak is no longer sad to me, its way sadder watching what they become as they age.

>we did nothing and he killed himself
>we didn't do anything
>for the lulz

its either that or fuck with him every time he does something until he's shia labeouf 2.0

Do not ruin this for me. I want to be able to tell everyone that I killed Eminem by ignoring him.

this. i wish eminem would have died in 2004, so i wouldn't have to see him be a washed up faggot til i'm on social security and he finally dies

Have some tiddies

The president that responds to everything refusing to even acknowledge eminem is so fucking funny god damn trump is awesome

What a pathetiv sack of shit

>middle aged wigger desperate for Trump's attention

Have you ever been hated or discriminated against? I have I’ve been protested and demonstrated against. Picking beefs with some little tweets, a rally or speech – sick as the leech fucking media, too biased to preach. All this commotion, emotions run deep as Kim Jong’s exploding, tempers flaring from libshits, just blow 'em off and keep going, Not taking nothing from no one give 'em hell long as I'm tweeting, Keep kicking ass in the morning and trashing names in the evening, Leave 'em with a taste as sexy as two scoops in they mouth, See I can trigger (hee!), but they'll never figure me out Look at me now, I bet ya probably sick of me now ain't you ’Bama? I'mma make you look so ridiculous now!
Sorry Obama! I never meant to hurt you! I never meant to make you cry, but tonight
Mike’s cleaning out the closet (one more time) I said I'm sorry ’Bama! I never meant to hurt you! I never meant to make you cry, but tonight I’m fillin’ up the wallet (of our nation).

Now I would never diss Obama just to get recognition, take a second to listen 'fore you think this record is dissing, but put yourself in my position, just try to envision witnessing the drama of nigs and spics who don’t pitch in, bitching that someone's always being racist and hissing, going through public housing systems, endless hours playing the victim. Their whole life whites were made to think they was sick when they wasn't. Now they grew up, and they blew up, it makes you sick to ya stomach, doesn't it? Wasn't it the reason you read that tweet on TV, Ba? So you could justify how MSM had treated me, Ba? But guess what? Economy’s booming now, it’s blooming, you're gloomy cuz your kids are growing up – Malia’s gonna know that you're grooming. Stock market’s getting so big now, you should see it, it’s beautiful. But you'll never see it, it won’t even stop for your funeral! See what hurts Snowden the most is you won't admit you was wrong. Bitch do your song, keep telling yourself that you was the bomb! But how dare you try to take what you didn't help me to get. You selfish nig, I hope you fucking burn in hell for this shit. Remember when Bowie died and they said they wished it was me? Well guess what, I am dead, dead to you as can be!
Sorry Obama! I never meant to hurt you! I never meant to make you cry, but tonight
Mike’s cleaning out the closet (one more time) I said I'm sorry ’Bama! I never meant to hurt you! I never meant to make you cry, but tonight I’m fillin’ up the wallet (of our nation).

Hahaha this is like 12 year olds that spend 20 minutes sitting on the dunny thinking of witty comebacks

>PLEASE RESPOND

Wtf happened. Jesus Christ. What a fucking shit show. This faggot was so talented. Dre needs to slap the shit out of himself and feminem. Just choke him and throw him down the stairs.

He is so desperate for a (you) and its fucking hilarious.

whew good stuff have a (you) friend you earned it

He should go away while he was still on top. Instead he made a clown of himself. I used to like the guy and even though I have no problem with people expressing their opinions I still feel sad to see someone I really liked fuck himself that badly.

>you won't finish a single term, let alone two
>and the Jerk Store called
>they're running out of you.