Nips can be brutal fuckers, but they're better at keeping out of the spotlight.
t. aus/flip hapa
Colton Gutierrez
Spaghetti on toast
Isaiah Cox
Kfc i rekon my dude
Nolan Russell
Aussies
Joseph Rodriguez
Pasta
John Baker
I’m giving it a few years before our countries dead, We have a negative birthrate, but remarkably out population keeps expanding, solely due to immigration. Anyone got suggestions on things to see before it all goes down the toilet?
Logan Jones
too hot to cook, senpaitachi getting fish and chips.
AFP here. We've had reports about a bunch of Australian Neo Nazis collaborating here. Anyone caught posting in this thread will be sent straight to fuckin jail.
Do not pass Go! Do not collect 200 dollars!
Asher Sanders
>Tonight’s episode of Inside Story follows the family of Evie, an 11-year-old girl who is transgender. Born Ethan, Evie told her parents when she was just six years old that she was born in the wrong body. I think Hitler was right.
Learn how to use Periscope first before you go around on big boy social media, cunt.
Josiah Cox
Flake and chips
Jack Martinez
i'm willing to testify against the rest of them for a pardon
Levi Williams
b-but officer I didn't do nuffin wrong.
Nathan Hernandez
>Speaking about their little girl’s courage and strength makes mum Meagan beam with pride. “She had to fight to become who she is. Evie’s a girl, and she just happens to have a penis. It’s as simple as that,” said Megan.
Wyatt Johnson
Good g- boy
Gabriel Turner
home chicken schnitzel.
Oliver Wright
What do they put in the drinking water in South Australia?
Hunter Gonzalez
meth
Nicholas Campbell
Went down to my local burger shop and got me a whopper and chips. Business is owned by chinks but I've known them my whole life and the whole community loves them.
William Hall
chloramine...
t. home brewer
Cooper Baker
You better learn how to keep your sphincter constricted boy.
Brayden Green
Any ABC shit-stirrers in here?
Carter Ross
interview for an apprenticeship tomorrow, another victim of the tradie meme
Adrian Torres
red wine
Ian Jenkins
Hit the key points for the interview..
i.e. "I want to continue learning about the trade", "I understand the importance of my trade to the wider community", "I am able to perform certain tasks and have knowledge of x,y, z areas"
I'm not too sure on apprenticeships specifically, as I am employed as a teacher. But I assume the interviewing process is similar to other jobs.
Nathan Sanchez
You mean commenting on ABC articles? So much fun.. Actually I'm surprised at how #WOKE the comments can be. Is it just all Sup Forums trolling?
ABC is a fucking cuck hive, but there are a lot of shitlords there too. Makes it fun
Nolan White
>hapa Disgusting
Lucas Lewis
who /wagecuck/ here
these 5 am starts are killing me
Brody Morris
Nup. There's really nothing to see unless you want to travel with a woman so you can make her happy and get your dick wet.
Women love travelling so they can appear to be interesting.
Jonathan Torres
You never know the good times for tradies might keep going and you might be on $200k a year.
Kind of wish I'd been a tradie but you never know what it's like until you do it.
Dylan Bennett
Beer. I know the day of the rope is like next Thursday and I'm supposed to be as fit as an iron man but I'll be alright.
Andrew Jones
I fantasize about the girl I like being with other men.
James Flores
>I know the day of the rope is like next Thursday Wait wat.
Wyatt Nelson
Who else /Chinese property buyer/ here?
Angel Morgan
Do you do it just when you're masturbating or all the time?
Jackson Howard
You're doing it wrong. Stop.
Adam Torres
Both, I think about her sucking cock while masturbating.
Hudson Powell
The aussie fears the Latvian
Austin Adams
You guys are same people.......new zealand should be part of australia
Zachary Long
I fantasize about the girl I like being with me.
Cooper Barnes
We're going to jail, boys!
Michael Carter
thats nothing, i shave my left leg because when im in bed and my legs brush up together the shaved leg feels like a woman's leg and that makes me think i have a girlfriend sleeping next to me and it stops me feeling so lonely
Daniel Green
WE WUZ GOOD BOYS
Grayson Adams
We're going home in the back of a divvy van!
Jayden Lopez
You wouldnt be that little cunt i had a tiff with the other week by any chance would you?
Fuck you little gutless dog cunt adopt taliban tactics to physically defeat muslims, find your spine and balls in that order and remember to screenshot the tip submitted page
No ones knocked on my door yet faggot
Joseph Butler
Latvia isn't a real country.
Zachary Ortiz
...
William Bell
What's with the weird cunts in #auspol
Lincoln Clark
>have our own language >have our own ethnicity >have our own culture Do you have those?Oh wait you dont becouse your a new world faggot nation with no culture or identity.
Oi cunts someone should fire bomb auburn mosque. Filth raped a 8 year old girl other day.
James Wilson
Is Nick Xenophon a good or bad bloke?
Jeremiah Campbell
My mum went to Riga and said it was fun for like half an hour and then said it was boring after that
Ethan Sanchez
what do you lads do in university? I was thinking about doing some sort of aerospace design or piloting but the jobs are probably fucking hard to get, and I think I would bomb out if I got stuck in some bitchwork engineering job
Cameron Butler
You can't fall very far down a mine when you're waistline is over a meter.
Aaron Gomez
I do Chaturbate shows in the uni libraries.
Liam Cruz
Chinks. There are 11x as many of them and have very little respect for Culture
t. Half Chink hapa
Leo Long
>be on $chan >surprised that there's some fucking weird anons out there How many windows have you licked today?
William Thomas
>it was fun for like half an hour Strange becouse i had some aussie woman in my bed for half an hour
Sebastian Price
thats why your cultured ethnic people come to live the rest of their lives in America in droves?
Isaac Miller
Do us a favour and get a hold of a gun and take out as many of your fellow chinks before taking yourself out too.
Landon Baker
nah, I'm going into politics to kick out all the chinks. I'm going to weaponise my identity to save Australia.
Nolan Reyes
>tfw too intelligent for 3dpd
Jaxson Sullivan
There are about 200K ethnic Latvians in USA most of them are children of ex nazzis just like in brazzil.
Hudson Baker
Chinks. But im convinced that if we somehow show them that the Australian way of life is better, they can be asdimilated. Instead of them assimilating us simply because we are complacent.
Matthew Mitchell
Why is the ABC constantly focusing on pedophile priests 24/7? It is non-stop attacks on the church and breaking the seal of the confessional. What is going on here? is this some kind of attack on Christianity?
Trust me man you have no idea what you are going against the Baltic shitposting is obove what average man can comprihend.
Jason Stewart
m8s what's the deal with online comment sections? Why are they all 90% fucking Sup Forumstier worldview dingoes shitposting? How can it be that our online presence as a nation is almost solely defined by the right wing, but irl this country is circling the drain?
I have meditated long on the BBQ smoke over this one but need some elders dreamtime wisdom.
Ayden Powell
...
Robert Taylor
Where? Post links.
Andrew Turner
P-please be nice. This is a nice board.
Juan Brooks
Got the feel for the steel?
Ryan Ortiz
NZ has been part of Australia for over 100 years - read the intro to our constitution.
Adam Garcia
listen here kid, us Australian shitposters are renound by everyone on this board and we arent even trying. youre a fool if you think you could ever beat us, ill admit that balts are pretty good shitposters and i appreciate the latvian ball user but the art of shitposting has only and ever will be mastered only by australians
Henry Martinez
me on the left
Andrew Jenkins
Isn't it obvious?
Tyler Lewis
I dont understand what is the point of having anglo countries seperate?Yes UK is cucked but Canada NZ and australia are basicaly the same people, just seperated geographicaly but that isnt problem anymore in modern world.
David Torres
We shall see, in a mean while have a pic of my hometown.
Evan Taylor
that architecture exists nowhere in this country and it sucks because it is my favourite
