/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - MERRY CHRISTMAS, POLAND EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>It's the most wonderful time in 8 years
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>Joe is Joe Christmas Songs pastebin.com/0znNg4MM

PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump speech on Natl Security Strategy 12/18/17
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>Animatronic Trump @Disney 12/18/17
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>Pres Trump/VP Pence departing WH on The Beast 12/18/17
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>AG Sessions in Milwaukee on violent crime 12/18/17
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>SoS T-Rex meets w/French PM and tell press to fuck off 12/18/17
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>UN Amb Haley speaks and votes against UN Res against Is-ra-hell 12/18/17
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>TrumpTV Weekly Update #21 (Lara) 12/18/17
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>TrumpTV California Burning (Lara) 12/18/17
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>WH Video: Pres Trump @FBI Graduation 12/18/17
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>DoD Video: FLotUS Toys for Tots 12/18/17
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>Yoko Asian Supporters for Trump 12/18/17
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>Steve Bannon @Japan CPAC 12/17/17
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>Pres Trump arrives @WH &makes comments 12/17/17
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>Pres Trump Weekly Address #43 12/16/17
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>Pres Trump returns to WH w/new hat 12/15/17
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>Pres Trump visiting Marine Heli Squad One 12/15/17
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>Pres Trump/Chief Kelly/AG Sessions/FBI Wray @FBI Natl Grad Ceremony 12/15/17
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Drumpf

MAGA

GOOD PEOPLE DON'T SMOKE MARIJUANA

choinka wyjebana w chuj

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A year ago, when president-elect Donald Trump announced Senator Jeff Sessions would be his attorney general, advocates for marijuana law reform were suddenly seized with panic.

The longtime Alabama senator, they knew, had once joked that he considered the Klan to be OK guys until he found out they smoked pot.

Only they weren’t quite sure he was kidding.

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BUMP IT

*chuckles*
I'll play the clip in just a moment. LIBERAL LUNATICS (...), you IDIOT! *chuckles*
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>tfw not intellectual enough to understand Soy Wars

DO YOUR JOB

Oh fuck this was supposed to be for that Drumftposter cunt
Fuck

He's the lead singer in the newest PC Matic commercial, I know it!

I ONLY CARE ABOUT HARASSING POTHEADS

HILLARY'S CORRUPTION IS A-OKAY IN MY BOOK #ILOVETHESWAMP

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>choinka wyjebana w chuj
>"Christmas tree fucked in dick"

Can't tell if you or the translator is the autistic one. I'm guessing both.

can't wait for this to implode into gamergate 2

machines will never translate kurwa propely
what it really means is 'fucking kickass xmas tree'

That was one of the best episodes of GITS:SAC. If memory serves me right it was in 2nd Gig because Saito was playing poker with the new recruits, which the budget got approved by the woman PM. That shit was badass how Motoko faked Saito out in the final showdown.

And now I remember the live action GITS movie starring Scarlette Johannsen. Some shitty womanlet who couldn't even hold a prop pistol up without trembling even though Motoko is supposed to be a cyborg super soldier with a crazy strong and fine tuned body. Thanks for fucking up my favorite series, Hollywood.

Once this whole thing is over, Trump needs to fire Sessions.

His recusal is what started this mess. Sessions easily caved to the leftist media.

And the only time Sessions opens his mouth, it is only to talk about weed.

Trump should fire sessions, fire wray, fire anybody who was still around since Bush Senior or Bill Clinton.

After that Trump should nominate a general to AG and another general to lead the FBI.

Find two generals with prosecuting experience.

Sessions has convinced me politicians really don't get shit done compared to military generals.

What's with the lack of Heather last couple weeks?

Star Wars fans are spineless losers who ultimately won't do anything. Just sit their and take it like the little bitches they are.

>(((globalist))) translation AI trying to create cultural divide between huwite Christian nations

>surprise.png not found

nn faggots, some of us have to get up and go to work to supplement our gibs for raising their three octoroons

SAC is great

Wait, Saito is right there. I thought it was a pic representing the episode. Well fuck me then, just reminded me of time The Major recruited him by force more or less.

T-Rex and Haley have all the headlines

Is there a tree under that or is it just lights arranged into a tree shape?

People post memes but never link the videos. That's where the memes are supposed to come from, user.

it's not a good movie at all

I've been on a ban, got some great webms and pics from heather though. mostly just lurked Sup Forums threads the whole time
>Just sit their and take it like the little bitches they are.
many thought the same about those that play video games, yet many of them become unsedated from the whole ordeal.

>it's a sarah episode

(((Al Franken))) isn't resigning. You can take that to the bank.

Sexy librarian look there.

I know about Haley telling the UN to fuck off over Jerusalem, but what did T-Rex do?

>inviting Martin O'Malley on Fox
This shit is why I increasingly hate FNN. They insist on putting communists on TV.

>that webm
I wanna do things to her that currently only dogs do to couches.

true

I cannot confidently answer that question.
But look at this other tree that's definitely a tree!

>ywn watch Heather take her glasses off before she scolds you
I hope one of these apple slices is poisoned.

no it really isnt, i wont post the webms of the film though. very shit. cant believe anyone likes it.
>T-Rex and Haley have all the headlines
But Heather will always be in our hearts, no matter how little views she gets
her in glasses are VERY rare, so i got as much as I could
Mate I've got so many great webms of her in those glasses

>SoS T-Rex presser @UNSC 12/15/17
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>SoS T-Rex tells NoKo Rep to go fuck himself 12/15/17
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>SoS T-Rex @UNSC on NoKo 12/15/17
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>SoS T-Rex meeting russian counterpart @UN 12/15/17
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>This Week @State 12/15/17
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>SoS T-Rex hosts US/MEX Strategic Dialogue 12/14/17
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>implying anyone reads pastebins
;_;

Yes, there's a tree under it.

Merry Christmas /ptg/!

He just likes hugging people. It's no surprise he would squeeze a booby now and then, it's just statistically inevitable.

I developed a thing for glasses because as a kid I played Harvest Moon 64 and did the whole dating thing to woo the librarian girl who wore glasses and finally married her. Glasses are now a huge positive to me when girls wear them desu

ooh nice

>ywn see webm attached 3 feet infront of you for an hour as you're forced to fill in her State Department exam paper that shes made for you

TAX
CUT
TUESDAY

I need wins

Is or isn't tax bill today??

Anyone heard from Mick Mulvaney recently?

fugggg she has that cameron diaz in there's something about mary look

> You want to create jobs, RAISE taxes.
Top fucking kek, this is your brain on socialism. For the record this is not /ourfinn/ but the SpencerFag Finn.

Pic related for posterity: Germany cut their corporate tax rate from as high as 57% in 1995 to the current 30 or so percent and their unemployment went from about 8% to under 4% in the same timeframe. Never take advice from retards that let their gut feeling override reality otherwise your country ends up eating cats and dogs

Is in the house today. Senate by Friday. Trumps desk before xmas

Hopefully he's cracking heads over at the CFPB.

Hi mom!

Daily reminder to blacklist the Ukrainian malware proxies:

its a common idea, Heather aged better than her too (IMO)

cutting it bit close, eh?

>You want to create jobs, RAISE taxes.
I haven't read this level of stupidity in a long, long time. Holy fuck.

I use uBlock Origin AND adblock plus.

I hope so. I imagine he's auditing the place.

>>Top fucking kek, this is your brain on socialism. For the record this is not /ourfinn/ but the SpencerFag Finn.
y-you can tell?

Two condoms two terms

Agreed. Heather a cute.

Cameron Diaz lived the life of a whore. She fucked everyone in Hollywood and probably did a lot of drugs, too. It's no wonder she looks used up.

>rewriting language to subtlely change the meaning over time
Reminder that cursive writing is no longer taught in schools, at least until Common Core gets totally BTFO. The most important and powerful documents of America just happened to written in cursive. If the kids can't read them directly, they can just read helpful handbooks written by third parties to translate them though. Pic related.

Lads I need one of you to explain why this is happening every time I try to start a new thread before I lose my goDDAMN PATIENCE

The liberal talking points are getting boring.
>Trump is going to crash the economy if he wins
>The economy is thanks to Obama
>Trump is riding the Obama wave
>Tax cuts will crash the economy
>It will be Trump’s fault when the economy falls

You are an intelligent griefer in the most traditional sense of this site (doing it for the lulz) who wishes well to the conservative wing of this battle while keeping everybody aware of the shortcomings of their strategy ahead of time (while having fun getting a raise of people that can’t understand that or accepts their side has shortcomings).

There is no confusing you with that.

Is that guy retarded? The original Star Wars was lambasted by critics but beloved by audiences.

Does any reasonable person actually believe that Obama is the reason why the economy is doing good now?

you didnt buy a Sup Forums pass

I'm honestly amazed that in 2.5 years they still don't understand attacking the masses as uneducated isn't a winning strategy.

>not having a good goy pass to shitpost at the speed of light

>Mate I've got so many great webms of her in those glasses
I d-don't believe you...

>Cameron Diaz lived the life of a whore.
I think living a wholesome life helps a womans age, considering Heather is a faithful loving woman to a man with below average looks, raising multiple children, you can see why she looks so good at 47

Looks like the UK finally arrested the Soros Jews in charge

*blocks your path*
PAY ATTENTION TO ME DADD- DRUMPF

New feature. Check Most likely it's the updated uBlock for the Ukrainian malware ad servers that Hiro added

>Does any reasonable person actually believe that Obama is the reason why the economy is doing good now?

They’re already moving the goalpost to “thanks Yellen”. Not even kidding.

This is getting kind of sad.
Trump played this one beautifully by simply not saying anything at all.

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>Janet Yellen
literally who?

You niggers are literally never going to get a pass out of me no matter how many memecoins I make from /biz/. All trust was lost the second I got a 14 day ban for posting the PUBLICLY AVAILABLE NAME OF BILL PRIESTAP THE GODDAMN HEAD OF FBI COUNTERINTELLIGENCE.

Fuck the pass and fuck gookmoot.

This is why the approval ratings are a joke. Sure, Obama has some thanks (only costed $10 trillion), but by this point it’s thanks to Trump that the economy is still soaring on a daily basis. Even if you hate him, they have to admit he’s great for the economy.

Greenspan in a skirt

damn, that obvious...

how can you reply to shills as soon as they post without a holocaust pass?

>place glasses on
>move pen
>pretend to be reading
nailed it

This statement is why he will win gg ez style in 2020 barring a crash or something else (((unforseen))).

How much longer until the DNC's responsibility for Seth Rich's murder is revealed?

I want this habbening more than anything right now. Ideally it would be shortly before the 2018 election for maximum GOP winning.

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>n-notice me s..senpai~~~
he's a fucking trainwrack

Theres nothing worse than an idiot who thinks he's an intellectual genius

We've got you all figured out, Pekka.

i dont know what you're implying here

I don't need a Shoah-Card to remember the 60 gorillion.
>NO PASS
>NO PROXY
>NO BOTS
>FINAL DESTINATION

Hava nagila hava nagila hava nagila venismeha!

I hadn’t thought about it as a different language.
But yeah like kanji and the other one. If you can’t read it you’re done

Hnnng! I'm not even a milf guy but I've always loved her. She really has aged beautifully too.
Do you prefer her hair like that or a bit longer? Tough call for me. Would love a messy ponytail on her... damn!