Reminder, the Ocean is a godforsaken place full of eldritch horrors that should just be nuked.
William Ward
I got rustled by an especially stupid tweet, reactivated my account, and am now waging holy war against shills on the front line.
AJIT PROMISED THEY WOULD BAN ME
WHY ARE THEY NOT BANNING ME
Jordan Walker
Rude.
Dominic Diaz
Those almonds appear activated.
Liam Jackson
Best of luck then’
What did God mean by this?
Isaac Jenkins
>there are people who doubt that Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III is waiting at the end of a line of dominoes that Trump pushed over months ago so as to have zero appearance of impropriety when he locks them all up.
for shame.
Carter Cox
Sith Lord Jar-Jar?! (Checked)
Chase Barnes
Not to mention it's trillions of gallons of water you can't drink.
Logan Thomas
>What did God mean by this? The Ocean is Satans territory. Also this.
Ryder Nguyen
Looks like Bill's "Dorkfish"
Nolan King
Checked. That no one can stop you when you put all the crazy stuff in the oceans.
Daniel Stewart
I'm taking this shit to the Presidential twitter directly. I will shut each and every one of them down myself. Might need to crowdsource facts from you lads, this is turning into something of a kerfuffle.
Jordan Wright
I like this theory. I doubt it’s veracity though.
Grayson Gonzalez
STOP FISH POSTING
Zachary Brown
Funny.
Justin Bennett
Just get the fuck off Twitter retard, why would you bother with that cesspool anyways. You're not going to check any minds with your hot opinions.
Jayden Torres
pls respond
Eli Ramirez
...
Dominic Price
Shhhh, this could be fun.
Noah Rodriguez
>still using that pic for ant.
Jace Scott
...
Robert Sullivan
>153814770 Ahh I remember debunking this one. Shame about those genetic traits that idiots don’t know how to shooo
Leo Bailey
I truly think this is going to happen but I'll admit my faith gets shaken here and there. I trust Trump. On that note...
>4545 M-Mr. President?
Carson Ortiz
no
Isaac Gutierrez
>trumpfags actually believe this
Thomas Allen
Since you all are still posting sharks I'm going to post my CIA sharks again lol. Last time I promise.
Josiah Phillips
fuck weed
Lincoln Evans
I thought of you, threw some mad knees at the couple sitting in front of me on this god forsaken train, opened the laptop: no battery.
In half an hour I’ll be able to post both the proper pic and the source for that
Jack Peterson
I use tindr and grindr My ass opens like a binder Drumpf mean, hurt spleen I got AIDS as a reminder
Thomas Walker
>Change[sp] any minds with my hot opinions I don't want to change minds, I want to find a single real human and make them cry.
Dominic Scott
8/10 no coffee pot
Jeremiah Murphy
Ron Paul is my personal hero.
Noah Harris
Last shark from me. Introducing the greenland shark. >some have been around since America was still a young country >most are blind because of parasitic worms eating their eye jelly >but that's okay for the sharks because the worms glow and can be used as bait
Dylan Hill
Good to see the CIA improving what the Pentagon started a decade ago. Pic related
Ryan Brooks
You think you're so clever but you're not. You're worthless human garbage. End your life right now.
Leo Adams
I told you about sleeping wit Snoop man. What did I tell you about sleeping wit Snoop?
Nicholas Brooks
>>most are blind because of parasitic worms eating their eye jelly See
Justin Walker
>Want to make a real human cry Twitter is the last place you want to be then
Blake Foster
>worms literally eat your eyes >be fine anyway >but worms did eat your eyes
Connor Hall
>I thought of you Pic related just to be sure, and take your time, i can only do shit in the weekend anyway.
Asher Richardson
The anti immigration side is giving good use to sharks as well. Pic related
Sessions really needs to try some good weed. I bet he'd like it.
Julian Wood
Yeah, everything I say must be suffixed with “no homo” just to be sure. This is a Pence approved thread after all
Justin Thomas
why doesnt the fish slip through the gills lol
Thomas Nelson
Who does these?
Brandon Russell
They're more like shrimp but very worm like. But as for the sharks you'll be fine. Don't be in the blue area but one was found to have the remains of a horse inside of it .
Evan Perez
It welcomes the sweet embrace of death.
Benjamin Miller
>implying he wasn't given a list and told some subordinate to pick a good one
Lincoln Harris
I don't go in the ocean or near the coasts so I'll be fine regardless.
Angel Mitchell
>handpicked >not realizing this guy already stepped down for being unprepared
Liam Hill
I genuinely want to believe this theory but I have a very, very, very hard time doing so.
Lucas Robinson
absolutely _________
Cooper Reed
Awoo?
Jeremiah Wood
How did a horse- never mind, it just gets in the way of my joke: >some of you are alright, don’t go to the blue area around Greenland tomorrow
>There he is, Donald, that's the reporter who wrote fake news about me.
Christian Rodriguez
Yeah that was getting my blood pressure a bit too high, time to close the tab.
But lads, if no one bites the bullet and wades into the social media fray, our memes will be useless. Does no one else have experience on the front?
Brody Torres
You'll have to eventually. Kek.
Carson Mitchell
>muh dementia Fucking liberals
Jack Cooper
...
Owen King
If Trump dies before he accomplishes what he set out to do, I'll take it as a sign from God that America doesn't deserve to be saved and become the blackpill itself.
Lincoln Davis
I DON'T WANNA SEE HIM
Owen Gray
>You'll have to eventually. I rarely leave my town, there is no reason for it.
Christopher Perez
Stuart Varney just said Nancy Pelosi organized a protest against the tax cuts... and then no-showed. Baaahahaha!
Evan Edwards
>Posting on social media got his blood pressure higher >He thinks posting memes at bots will change anything Are you over the age of 18?
Chase King
Yeah, lol, she probably has no idea who's on her leggings
Chase Adams
Is anything happening the rest of this week besides Tax votes?
Robert Baker
he's just drinking water wtf
Leo Allen
He didn't say it's run by Jews. He said Jews need to "get the fuck over" the holocaust and stop exploiting it.
Jordan Hughes
>Stuart Varney just said Nancy Pelosi organized a protest against the tax cuts... and then no-showed. Baaahahaha!
Low energy
Nolan Barnes
>the male vocalist poster can't drink salt water
Jackson King
>probably I can guarantee that she knows absolutely nothing about 2hu.
Brody Moore
What Spotify "radio station" do I listen to this morning at work while trying to finish writing this program? I usually tune in to some Essential Metal station and some Hot Country station. Guess I'm down for most all genres. What do you nerds usually listen to?
BTW Spotify is probably in its death spiral. It has yet to make a profit. I just got some good deal on their premium shit. The company will probably collapse in like a year or two. For all those /biz/ crossposters, I'd advise in getting the fuck out now.
James Roberts
HOW DARE DRUMPF LOWER TAXES REEE
Nicholas Gutierrez
Is the mobile site broken for anyone else.
Camden Lopez
Don't try a redirect you little piece of shit, DO YOU OR DO YOU NOT SPREAD ANYTHING BEYOND THE CONFINES OF /ptg/?
Sebastian Brown
medias are in a bind here, the cuts would certaintly benefit their bottom line but letting trump win something is almost beyond them
