/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - MERRY CHRISTMAS EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
pastebin.com/JnS5Qy2Q
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>It's the most wonderful time in 8 years
youtu.be/sW85ZcswiqM
>Joe is Joe Christmas Songs pastebin.com/0znNg4MM

PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump speech on Natl Security Strategy 12/18/17
youtu.be/uj4zJiWX70o
>Animatronic Trump @Disney 12/18/17
youtu.be/NePlddZpNKs
>Pres Trump/VP Pence departing WH on The Beast 12/18/17
youtu.be/ElqGdeQlopc
>AG Sessions in Milwaukee on violent crime 12/18/17
youtu.be/W_csH18UmZU
>SoS T-Rex meets w/French PM and tell press to fuck off 12/18/17
youtu.be/L-GEpNZ-DfM
>UN Amb Haley speaks and votes against UN Res against Is-ra-hell 12/18/17
youtu.be/49kO8Baj-uI
>TrumpTV Weekly Update #21 (Lara) 12/18/17
youtu.be/BWlKthBtwkg
>TrumpTV California Burning (Lara) 12/18/17
youtu.be/-hw7v--DXzk
>WH Video: Pres Trump @FBI Graduation 12/18/17
youtu.be/xvpov7zrT7c
>DoD Video: FLotUS Toys for Tots 12/18/17
youtu.be/UYWKKU9XfDE
>Yoko Asian Supporters for Trump 12/18/17
youtu.be/IcYStmCcMK0
>Steve Bannon @Japan CPAC 12/17/17
youtu.be/feOj78MbVCY
>Pres Trump arrives @WH &makes comments 12/17/17
youtu.be/Svy9e7CZAes
youtu.be/e3asQMzi09U
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #43 12/16/17
youtu.be/CJcmL2eWlag
>Pres Trump returns to WH w/new hat 12/15/17
youtu.be/0Vgj0huA7kY
>Pres Trump visiting Marine Heli Squad One 12/15/17
youtu.be/mGPrYY2h1UM
>Pres Trump/Chief Kelly/AG Sessions/FBI Wray @FBI Natl Grad Ceremony 12/15/17
youtu.be/b6Dyrk_AWKQ

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youtube.com/watch?v=Xg5S0M4etso
twitter.com/StratSentinel/status/943124162272514049
twitter.com/StratSentinel/status/943171445416448006
reddit.com/r/The_Donald/
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MAGA

The Senate is confirming a "State Department Legal Advisor."

Why the fuck does a lawyer at State need Senate confirmation? We need to scale this shit back to just secretaries and immediate deputies.

do you think the Dems will try and delay the vote until the wee hours of the morning like they did when it originally came up to vote in the Senate?

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MAGA

>The House approved the rule to begin debating the bill by a mostly party line vote of 233-193. The House is on track to pass the bill Tuesday afternoon, sending it to the Senate for an expected vote Tuesday evening.

SO IT BEGINS

reminder that gypsies and boomers don't belong here

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Probably but it's my understanding that the rules of the Conference Committee restrict any fuckery like that.

Tay posters can fuck off

>There is literally at least one 12yr old pede itt
Hint: it has an european flag

Matt Damon sexual harassment claim in 5...4...3...2...1...

What?

Got a picture for you 18fags.

TAX VOTE EXPECTED AT 1:30 ET
c-span.org/video/?438681-1/us-house-debates-votes-tax-reform-bill

>The Goose and Jared Leto
I should watch this new Blade Runner movie shouldn't I? I haven't really watched the original tho...

TayTay is cute! CUUUUUTE!!!

absolutely. I'm banking on it happening literally the first night they were established and stable up there in space. How could they not? Even if there wasn't any attraction there, how could you turn down the chance to fuck in space?

Good morning, /ptg/! It's cold and rainy, but inside it's very comfy, I'm baking a fresh made pizza and I'm ready for the tax bill salt mining!

Is it you?

>Dems
>following rules

Is Trump still on good terms with Stone ?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black,_Manafort,_Stone_and_Kelly

After listening to Let Trump be Trump, I had to check that it was the same Roger Stone we all know and love.

Neither this link nor
youtube.com/watch?v=Xg5S0M4etso
Work for me

>tay posted last night.
>yelled at an user who talked shit about /our girl/
>it was katy.
>made her feel bad.

T H I C C Tay best Tay.

>I haven't really watched the original tho...
first one was a masterpiece, would VERY recommend to watch it
>I should watch this new Blade Runner movie shouldn't I?
hell yes watch it after the first

HOW DARE HE STATE AN OBJECTIVE FACT!? IMBEACH NOW

OP-OP-OP OPTIMUM LEVELS

I'm in college, the czech user claims to be in hs and 19yrs old. Which would mean he's mentally retarded, and held back at least one year

Better explanation is that he's a 12yr old pede, which it seems like it, from his posts. But you never know

People forgot really fast that he was covering for Weinstein.

damn, I wish I were as devoted to my gf as this guy is to his imaginary waifu

>how could you turn down the chance to fuck in space?
This is the true spirit of humanity, encapsulated in one pure sentence.

Like Keanu Reeves.

>tay posted last night.
screencap there?

>mfw calling taytay a LARP for giving a (you) to an user
nuke me

That might be True
but almost ALL men 99.99999999% are aware of the Sexual predators and pedophiles ( like his buddy Affleck) and enable them with their silence and cover ups

I want to see space porn.

>ywn cum on milies face

his pure love is something you will never know and your gf will never experience

John McCain next week be like

thats bcs she doesn't nag.

its just funny he has to say it

What kind of pizza my dude?

never mind, it was uMatrix again

thing is more of a nuisance for now than anything

Richard Neal is literally retarded.

Fuck off blogposter

>mfw McCain doesn't have cancer, cancer has McCain

>the czech user claims to be in hs and 19yrs old. Which would mean he's mentally retarded

Sound logic there.

>First time I've been sick in just over two years
>No coughing, headache was only last night when it first went full blown
>No real pain anywhere
>Could drown the Potomac in snot
The fuck did I do to deserve this?

I mean, am I wrong? We're really good at 2 things: exploring new shit, and fucking. And we're REALLY good at fucking shit while exploring new shit. Just seems like a no-brainer to me

Based Devin Nunes speaking now!

fresh baked ones are the best, no kidding
Pita bread?

>bullying in a nice general

that better be a pepperoni pizza famalam

he looks stoned af here

I know germ user.
>cant prove the katy thing.
but it was weird.
md5 this pic, it will get you to the thread (and the thread before that one).

Are niggers allowed?

If its the same shit I had, you'll develope a non-productive cough that will last 2 and a half weeks or so, and the snot will be around almost as long.
GLWT

>Eva calling others retarded

I meant md5 this one

it is sound logic, you never see any 19yr olds in senior year

he's obviously lying about it, dunno why, not like he's mentally older than 12 regardless, from his posts

Space bukkake. Errybody just nuts into the air, and then fling a bitch through the middle of the room.

Thicc cut deli pepperonis and lots of veggies, bro.

No u

No, traditional dough this time.

Yes sir!

This guy. He knows whats up.

I call em how they are

Watch the original first, then the new one
I'm cynic when it comes to sequels and even I loved it
Not contributing to thread
Nigger there are literally millions of other girls both 3&2D you could shitpost with that would be less degenerate than posting that slut, it's getting ridiculous (and I lived through Taygate)

Snot for a week then cough for two or more, can confirm
Prepare to lose sleep

>Space bukkake. Errybody just nuts into the air, and then fling a bitch through the middle of the room.
I need this to happen so badly.

Lol get bent fuckwad.

>Thicc cut deli pepperonis and lots of veggies, bro.

DAS IT MANE.

Floating sex sounds like fun, bukkake doesn't

Haven't baked a regular dough pizza in a while, good eating to you

sound post you got there, user

Yeah but that's not true for Damon
That cunt has literally said the IS government should confiscate everyone's guns by force if we won't give them up willingly
Never watch any of his movies again lads, even based original Bourne movie

Some people don't like the first one as they find it boring. I like it, but I can see why some people hold that opinion. The new one is great.

>Space bukkake. Errybody just nuts into the air, and then fling a bitch through the middle of the room.
I never knew I needed something more than I do now

Winter wonderland here
about to make waffles

Takes one to know one I guess.
Still luv u tho

>Czech pede "Claims" to have filitered me, and yet, he got bullied out of the thread the moment I started shitting on him
Every time

>twitter.com/StratSentinel/status/943124162272514049
kek

yes, they'd be mad the rich have less taxes even if they do also. also many of them use SaLT deductions too.

did you take your (((flu shot)))?

Nice projection.

>We're really good at 2 things: exploring new shit, and fucking.
>and fucking

>Some people don't like the first one as they find it boring. I like it, but I can see why some people hold that opinion.
pacing is slow but fitting (for me)
>The new one is great.
solid 9 for me. awesome KINO

Correct me if I'm wrong, but seniors are usually 17-18 yr olds. You never see a senior 19yr old or 20yr old unless they were held back, which would make them retarded or otherwise special cases. Haven't been in HS for a while, so I don't exactly remember what the age group for senior year is, but he's 19, in his own words(BS, of course)

Oh, shit, Bix Nood is in the House!

nice underage asskissing
why does this thread upboats cancerous avatarfags? no wonder some call this place r/ptg, can see why

>How could they not?
Because if they tried to their pelvises would literally shatter
Poenhub is actually funding research into inventing a way to make fucking in space possible (mostly because they're gunna send two people to space to film the first off planet porn vid)
Your real question should be why haven't we seen a vid of an astronaut jerking off in the bathroom in zero g yet

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>people are unironically arguing over a literal high schooler
This place needs to be nuked.

some are better at this than others user

Sir, you live in a fuckin Bob Ross painting and I am extremely envious. TX never looks like that.

Right? There's a million and one ways to fuck in space, and I want to help make them all real for people. Humanity was meant to fuck in space. It is our destiny.

>DAS IT MANE.
It's gonna be good.

So leave, friendless retard. Literally everyone hates you.

>twitter.com/StratSentinel/status/943171445416448006
Kimmy likes Sinatra.

I'm not arguing, just informing
and yes, this place did get reddity lately

>Because if they tried to their pelvises would literally shatter
that's literally the most retarded thing I've heard this week. Pls explain

little under one bong

you know who's leaving? awoobaker. good riddance
if you have a problem with me, there is a place I won't bother you in
reddit.com/r/The_Donald/
Otherwise, filter me like a snowflake you are or fuck off, nobody cares what you think

>people are feeding a notorious attention-seeking faggot
There’s the real issue

According to C-SPAN at 1:30

Please don't tripfag for no reason. Thank you.

Crazy seeing snow over the sea oats