Why do 11-16 year old tumblr girls love him so much? he just does lets plays with shitty humor?

why do 11-16 year old tumblr girls love him so much? he just does lets plays with shitty humor?

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Is that really his hand? The fuck is wrong with it?

He's a hapa. Korean and German.

He is a faggot only saw is videos twice and wanted to punch him dead cold screams like an 8years old child wtf is wrong with those manchilds

Youtubers are basically personality cults that's why a fan would go defending someone on YouTube against another you tubers fans whenever there's controversy.

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>why do children love children's content

hmm idk

>why do 11-16 year old tumblr girls love him so much? he just does lets plays with shitty humor?

have you ever considered the possibility that most of his fans are bots?

Maybe google adsense is just a way to funnel ad money to googles preferred people?

Youtubers are very popular in 3rd world countries. Lack of local entertainment, or too much censorship for young people draws them to youtube personalities and the drama that goes with.

>"german"
i think you mean half korean half 56% american mutt

I have a sister (28 yrs old) who adores him. Watches all his videos and just thinks he's so funny. Constantly asking me to watch his videos because they are just so funny.

"Hur Dur I'm Markaplier!"

Her: HAHAHAHAHA

Worst part is she was the same way with Pewdiepie until we got in a big heated argument about what a piece of crap he was until she finally relented. A week later she latches onto this faggot and the cycle repeats.

Just kill me

Hapas are the future. When the white race is dead us hapas will kill the jews and take over the world.

Soothing deep voice and gentle personality. Loves animals, too.

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I want Markiplier to protect me and hold me in his big, strong, gentle arms! I want him to softly whisper into my ear how much he loves me! And then I want him to carry me to our bed and make passionate love to me all night long until the point I am not able to walk for two or three weeks straight!

The only redeemable thing about him is that he stood up for pewdiepie when was outed as a nazi.
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Never done a real days work in his life.

wtf is that scar?
did he have open chest surgery or something

I don't know, but daddy Markiplier is still very hot! The scar just makes him cuter and more unique, it's like a quirk!

I want markiplier to inseminate my manhole and name the baby Adolf Goldschlager

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Has he ever made a public comment about his furfag brother?

That scar is pretty much the reason he stopped Drunk Minecraft

how is pewdiepie a piece of crap?

Who is this faggot?

>Worst part is she was the same way with Pewdiepie until we got in a big heated argument about what a piece of crap he was
You shit talked our guy?

Looks like a 30 year old trying to be 16.

Because he's handsome but with enough soft features not to trigger them. He(on the outside) seems like he'd be the type to agree or tolerate their insane bullshit. In reality he's a very short tempered person that can get violent. He's not a lefty.

Markiplier, be happy youve never heard of him

With all the black and red and also vaguely his face, he reminds me of a wannabe 00's nu-metal looking fucker who made a video years back ranting about "keyframes" in anime and how terrible it is because it's just used as a way to make up for moments when there's nothing going on and that's when I realised he wasn't talking about key frames as they are used in animation, but as they are used in video editing software, he was talking about simple pans, getting irrationally angry about them, and not fully absorbing the breadth of use they have beyond cheating motion into the scene...

This sparked off my autism to such a degree that I can't even look at this guy without thinking of that guy and hate him. So you wouldn't catch me watching a video of his.

Recently started occasionally watching Pewdiepie videos though, he's actually alright. Although Pewdiepie is how I found out this guy exists and started having flashbacks.

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pewdiepie is /ourguy/ you faggot, he could have helped redpill your sister. Enjoy having nieces and nephews that are at best 28%

The Question I have is Why do Tumblr Girls draw Gay Porn of him and JackSepticEye. I mean, that shit's just fucking gay. And it's not just that, but virtually every fucking Fandom on Tumblr has fucking Gay Porn and Gay ships.

I don't know who that is and don't care to.

sage

Do you have the screenshot of him posting here?

nah, if I remember it had something to do with a red statue. I'll be honest I don't watch him myself but then again if I'm posting here I don't really need to

Fuck you pewdiepie is awesome and you suck

fuck you markimoo is an internet treasure. He's dreamy and we all know it.