I dropped a box of shit on my finger at work and it went black. I kept asking women at work why they don't put the nail polish on the inside. I got laid just from talking shit
Bentley Wilson
>I got laid just from talking shit Noice >I kept asking women at work why they don't put the nail polish on the inside I think it would hurt if they cut themselves because it has some kind of alcohol or something in it. Dunno if thats the actual reason but it seems like a smart reason to not do it.
I know they can't put nail polish on the inside of their nails. When my nail filled with blood it looked like I had a black nail I was talking shit
Matthew Wright
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Nolan Mitchell
>When my nail filled with blood it looked like I had a black nail I actually had a mate drop a sleeper on his hand and the same thing happened. Its been black for over a month now, the dude thought he was gonna lose his nail and shit.
Ayden Richardson
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Chase Thompson
Would vote for Dick Smith in a heartbeat.
Adam Evans
my nail is going to fall off soon, had the same thing happen with my toe a few years back. people think it looks like it hurts but it only does the 1st few days. Then it's just like this odd feeling while the new nail pushes the other one away
Jose Kelly
you got me 80s/early 90s is best
Kayden Diaz
no shit they re did Ghost in the Shell with the new animations and it's not the same
Adam Ramirez
vote Taylor swift look what you made me do, or your mother will die
Tyler Peterson
Sounds fucked to be honest. Glad I've not done anything. I know you're saying it doesn't hurt and all but still.
Ryan Thomas
fuck the triple jew I don't listen to radio or watch tv
Eli Gonzalez
don't be a pussy it's not bad just make sure it's not infected or anything
Camden Murphy
I've used iSentia. It's a piece of trash. Only time Greens have spent money intelligently
Levi Hernandez
I'd be fine if it ever happened to me, but it just sounds fucked.
Jason Nelson
Who less getting max comfy for when a new yearsmas shitshow eventually happens?
Hudson Diaz
this thread sucks i'm going back to
Jason Stewart
think about it this way. I dropped shit on my hand and fucked it up for a month or more. It worked out in the end because females at work looked at the fact I came in to work and didn't really give a fuck about it. I got sex. I she was the right women I would of tried to start something more. Women don't like weak men
Julian Cox
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Liam Anderson
>Women don't like weak men No shit. I agree that people are pissants and take days off when not needed. I am sure that we have all fucked ourselves up and "toughed it out" because "thats what men do". And I don't think there is much wrong with that really.
Doesn't mean I don't think seeing someones hand chopped off and blood pissing everywhere in real life is genuinely gross though.
Gabriel Lopez
there is a point fuckwit. Even with a million regulations gravity is the law. I have found women are attracted to me because I don't fucking cry over a paper cut. You get your fingernail crush and you spend 6 hours waiting for a shitskins to tell you no here take some pain killers. I finish my shift and go home and a month later my finger is good
Hudson Allen
I just saw this. I'll try and set up. >You get your fingernail crush and you spend 6 hours waiting for a shitskins to tell you no here take some pain killers I literally don't. I just said I find it disgusting if someone gores themselves, but I'd get over it. There is nothing unmanly about finding gore and broken bones and shit fucked up. I think you're getting the wrong impression, I wouldn't ever take the day off work for literally any reason. >I finish my shift and go home and a month later my finger is good Pretty sure most men do this.
Blake Wood
>he doesn't like gore threads
Lincoln Baker
(((Birds)))
Leo Miller
Says a lot about a person teebeehaich
John Hughes
getting a broken bone is not getting a bruised finger, just fill out the papework so if you get complication you get compensation
Bentley James
No, shit like pic related is fucking disgusting. Dunno how i'd react if I saw one of these in real life, hope I never have to find out. Never broken a bone, but some breaks look disgusting.
Parker Cruz
fuck off no broken bone pansy, the only broken bone you have ever had was when you saw a female in a pornog
Ryan Garcia
Such a manly man bro
Ethan Ross
I've been kinda lucky to not have a broken bone to be honest. I've stacked it on motorbikes and stuff. I'm not exactly going to look to break a bone.
Carter Lopez
if you haven't broken a bone in modern times you can't take risk and that is why you have fuck all I did my 1st aged 10 running down a hill
