You are the world's greatest hacker and have the ability to launch three nukes without leaving a trace before the world...

You are the world's greatest hacker and have the ability to launch three nukes without leaving a trace before the world governments catch on and pull all their shit offline.

Whos nukes do you launch? Where do they go?

For me

1. Launch Israeli nuke at Mecca

2. Launch Israeli nuke at Berlin

3. Launch Chinese nuke at India.

Now the Muslims are going beast mode on Israel and the western world will not be coming to help and may infact finally expel the jew. Germany wakes the fuck up. Jews are exposed.

Also China and India are killing eachother in a huge brawl.

What would you guys do?

Obviously Israeli nukes on Israel

Boring! But fine

MAX HAPPENING
Paki nuke at Moscow.
US nuke at Berlin.
Israeli nuke at Bejing.
Preston AUBENASSON

Nuke LA
Nuke NYC
Nuke Israel

From?

If you want truly max happening I think you want

1. USA nukes China

2. China nukes Russia

3. Russia nukes USA

I would launch all three at the Sup Forums servers and then do a barrel roll

Chinese nuke to New Delhi
Russian nuke to Jew York City
Israel nuke to Mecca

Would this create max happening? Russia-USA MAD would destroy international finance.

No.
The point is that Happening needs some Imbalance in Power to feed on.

This is Mexican standoff. Nothing will happen. Sacrificed lambs wasted.

Have Israel nuke itself three times

Israel 3 nukes straight up, 180 degrees straight back down.

It doesn't matter where it starts. Once a nuke is launched, no one aside from the launcher knows where it's going so everyone launches everything at everyone else.

>be in charge of a nuclear submarine
>shit hits the fan
>time to launch some missiles
>press launch
>nothing is happening
>go see whats up
>some fucking neet hacker shut down the atoms

No. As soon as a nuke is launched any observer knows exactly where it's going. It's basic trig at that point. U less the rocket is programmed to make some course alteration as a tactic if some sort.

If someone launched a nuke right now the US at least would be tracking it and know it's final destination within a minute.

Launch India, Pakistan, Israel nukes at East Coast USA.

China, Russia nukes at West coast USA.

North Korea at China
Pakistan at Saudi
Israel at Israel

San Francisco, Oakland, San Jose

Just nuke us for fucks sake. End our pathetic existence.

Chinese nuke in Jerusalem.
Indian nuke in Beijing.
Israeli nuke in Mecca.

the china india thing is very good and the nato will take down the berlin one but the macca why soo mean

Russia nuke china
China nukes russia
non-US nukes Israel

Cause both Israeli nukes to malfunction and detonate in their silos, same with the Chinese one.

Only option tbqh

why, 3 israeli nukes of ours
on Japan's cat island

1. Nuke USA.
2. Nuke Saudi Arabia.
3 Nuke Israel

this is the only correct answer

Sound choices.

I think Pakistani nuke at the 3 gorges damn would be maximum kek