Find a flaw

Find a flaw

She's not bat.

I can't, that looks like a wall behind her.

the fact she has hair only over her left shoulder implicates messiness and a lack of care for her physical appearance

>crab
>flawless
funny meme

protip: you cant

She's not Kaiki, snail, bat, bee, or bird.

She's not my wife

shes a girl

I'm not inside her

She's violent.

No personality

That's no a flaw. That's a turn-on.

This.

She beats poor people and make them go homeless.

Whatever floats your boat, brother.

she cut her hair which made her become second to hanekawa who is both cute with long and short hair.

kaiki's sperm

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the "character development" ruined the series for me, fucking nisio kill youreself faggot

>not wanting to watch your waifu overpower another girl who dares to inappropriately notice you
>not wanting to be threatened with all kinds of violence and sadism for going astray from her pure love and devotion
>not wanting someone who loves you so much they're willing to kill for you and kill you if they can't have you

It's like you don't want to live

The face.

>literally wanting an abusive relationship
wew

>literally rejecting True Loveā„¢

>Not bat

>Watch Bakemono season 1
>Nadeko Snake
>Nadeko just seems to be a generic cutesy girl with a big brother complex, and doesn't actually have any internal conflict compared to the other girls
>Basically write her off as generic fapbait Nisio shit out (his works can't all be gold)
>Start Monogatari Season 2
>Nadeko Medusa
>Hitagi End
>mfw this was Nisio's plan all along

That's why you have Bat, user.

you are just an inferior version of gif related

Insecure, blustery high school girl in a series full of better characters.

Bat is a Brat. She's cute but not very loving.

Sometimes her clothes smell like Kaiki for some reason.

>Bat
>not very loving
Please pay attention. She's trying not to make things weird, but her actions all scream out how much she loves Araragi. For people like you, there's Owari 3 where she breaks down and acts like a giddy schoolgirl with how openly affectionate she is.

really makes you think

She's just attention starved from having to hide in his shadow all day and barely getting to interact with anyone else.

First off, that's wrong. Secondly, she's still acting lovingly and considerately regardless of the cause.

So you want your wife to have stockholm syndrome? user, that's way more dysfunctional than a crab relationship.

Did redditgahara guy die?

Maybe you should go back and look for him. Stay there while you're at it too.

Owari 2 and 3 are dedicated to giving Shinobu both viable and attractive offers to end her relationship with Araragi. She refuses both times because being with Araragi is making her the happiest she has been in 500 years, if not her entire life. She could have ambushed and killed Araragi at any point during Bake onwards if she really wanted to get out of it anyways. The dysfunctional part is how hung up the two of them are on Kizu.

>Has a harem at his disposal
>chooses used goods instead of loyal 4 eyes or immortal vampire
why is aragagagari such a cuck?

subs for part 2 and 3 when

tbf, he doesn't realize the extent of their relationship. He just thinks Kaiki conned her and tricked her into liking him and she immediately stopped caring about Kaiki the moment she found out the truth. Araragi doesn't know that Kaiki is still on her mind even after two years.

I'll rewatch Owari, but you still haven't convinced me that Bat is any better than Crab.

Owari 2 is basically "Hey Shinobu, here's this hot, noble, legendary exorcist who would totally be a worthy partner for your legendary vampire self. He loves you and wants to be with you, so you could not be cripplingly lonely and also have your godlike powers. You also have have been nursing a crush on him and regretting how you fucked up his life for the past four centuries, so it sounds like a match made in heaven. Why don't you dump that random teenager?" and then she says no because she likes Araragi more.

Tangential question, but does anyone remember why Kagenui can't step on the ground anymore? Is it just "lol the ritual", or did they specify?

It's just "lol the ritual".

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Kaiki's smelly semen

Inferiority Complex

> no Valhallagatari, Hitagi Vamp 2, Hitagi Family 1-3

this every time we have a monogatari waifu war.

I don't get it.

Wish Math was in the show longer so I could fap to Marina Inoue's delicious voice some more.

She's not my girlfriend.

Have you listened to her commentary from the Owari BD's?

Find a flaw

not pure

Holds everything in, and then blows steam off by assaulting people at night. Is a future serial killer.

isn't with araragi like she should be

She's not real
Why even live?

It's ok when it was Araragi

I tried telling myself I woudn't fall for them just cause of Kizu, but it really is asking for to much to see otherwise

If I wanted verbal abuse and threats of physical violence, I wouldve stayed at home with me mum

Crab's verbal abuse is clever and witty.

Hater Faggots gonna hate

but your mum isn't a hot young girl who's not related to you by blood, DTF, and in love with you

She's full of them, that's why she's so great.

fat tits

>fat tits
>a flaw
big fat cat tats once in a while isn't going to hurt you lolicon-kun

ARARAGI'D.

what the hell is wrong with her mouth shits creepy af

it's called a "Smile".

She is a commie.

Why shaft gave her purple hair

It's prettier.

All cute girls still look cute with short hair.
Senjou looks like shit with short hair.
Therefore, she is not cute.

>posting the loli who brags to rararagi about having abnormally large tits for her age

>tfw half of those will never be translated

Hitagi gets the best Bakemono doujins but half of them never get translated.

Shinobu and Karen get the best doujins, not even a Batfag or Beefag.

Hanekawa weirdly has pretty shit ones despite having the body for it.

Nah mate, Hitagi gets all the ones with actual story and all of them have above average art.

>with actual story
Nah, Shinobu has better ones for that. Hachikuji gets ones where the author bothers to emulate the banter too. The lolis and the sisters get the best art too.

Has no boipussy.

>If anyone better comes along, I will leave you.
>Find a flaw.
Sigh... when are you crabfags going to understand Kiss-shot Acerola-orion Heart-under-blade is the best girl, period?

You're completely wrong if you think this. You've never read the Hitagi ones then.

>Valhallagatari
Girls fucking each other with strap-ons is the most boring fetish, period. All the girls involved in that one have way better doujins, I dunno why you guys always hype up that one.

The one with younger & older Snail is top tier.

It was because of a Karen doujin that I got into this series in the first place

She's a cunt

Shinobu, Hachikuji and Nadeko all have great doujins. Everyone else's are so underwhelming that it isn't funny.

>all the ones with actual story
All of them feature her being massively out-of-character, the doujins where the author tries to work a story into them are the worst. Best ones are the wordplay-heavy ones (like the doujin that goes into the Fire Sisters' name meanings, people still cite that fucking doujin when talking about them in general now even)

>thread suddenly becomes civilized when discussing porn

>Massively out of character

Except they weren't, they were based on her personality in the most recent LNs at the time, not the anime.

outshined by the goods he stores at home.

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do not sexualize gataris

why do we get gatari threads with senjougahara every day nowdays ???

People are getting older and acquiring taste

shit taste

Insipid, vapid, boring, dumb semen demon who apparently is ugly as fuck when transported to three-dimensional reality.

This