>go to Chinese restaurant
>dad remarks: "blimey there are alot of chinks here"
>calls every person ling ling
>order food
>Dad: ”I hope there isn’t any dog in that”
>waitress walks away shaking her head
>my dad gets his chopsticks
>puts them in his mouth
>closes his eyes
>starts clapping and shouting in an Asian voice "VERY BIG PENIS"
>everyone at restaurant is looking and wondering what the fuck is going on
>whole family in hysterics
Anyone wanna trade?
>Aussie banter knows no limits
poor hapa poster
Ahhh how boring the world would be without some good ole rib punching racism.
That's actually borderline retarded. I mean you can hate chinks but if you do don't go to their restaurants and act like a retard.
sounds based desu
>calls every person ling ling
Virtue signaling Kraut / Musi cunt. Eat a......
>>my dad gets his chopsticks
>puts them in his mouth
>closes his eyes
>starts clapping and shouting in an Asian voice "VERY BIG PENIS"
>be white girl going to a party with a black friend
>lady hosting party asks us to pick up wine
>go to rundown beer and wine store down the road
>we walk in, it's filled with black men
>I'm the only white, and the only woman there
>friend asks where the wine is
>guy behind counter points to a fridge
>Boones Farm
>friend says (LOUDLY), "BOONES FARM??? THAT'S GHETTO SHIT!"
>recordscratch.exe
>the whole fucking store is glaring at us
>I quickly act overly offended, omg can't believe you said that, omg omg omg
>they're still glaring, fists clenching
>quickly leave store
>RUN TO CAR
I should have killed him that night.
The white man should behave like a gentleman, not like a nigger. You disagree?
The fuck were you doing with a nigger you fucking whore?
nice larp
Your dad sounds great, dunno how he raised a faggot such as yourself though.
My family wouldn't go to a fucking chink restaurant in the first place.
You Aussies have turned into a right bunch of faggots.
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Your pops sounds exactly like mine. When I was a child we'd go to Disney or some other theme park. We'd be standing in line and there would always be a ton a Asians around. Dad would always look at me and go, "Ling chi chow ming fu sow ping," or some other nonsense like that. Then I would respond, "Mu fow su ching chon ching ching." Everyone looked at us like we were crazy and mom would cower with embarrassment. Good times.
Your dad sounds awesome.
You sound like a soy boy faggot.
>race-mixing roastie
Your stories are unwelcome here you used up slag
Those were the days.
fucking this. Can totally feel your embarrassment user, I mean it's okay to be racist, but some bogans can be really uneducated and pleb. With all due respect to your father.
but Hans, he is a nigger, of course he would disagree.
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OOOHHH YOU WAN CHANGE FAMIRY?
This, but only because they might fuck with your food.
My father's dog went missing about two months after a Chinese restaurant opened up in town back in the early 80s. He think it was the Chinese cooks that stole his dog to cook it.
>He still tells everyone this story when Chinese food comes up
>He still eats Chinese food at least twice a month.