"I'll do anything! Please don't tell anyone!"

"I'll do anything! Please don't tell anyone!"

Why does the MC not ask for sex?

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Because bitches be frontin'

user, this girl is dead. Are you really going to fuck a corpse?

Because Furuya doesn't have time for women. He's pre-occupied with trying to save his cat.

I'd ask for ONE MILLION DOLLARS

He's not into necrophilia.

>sexy brown
>willing to fuck him senseless
>ditched for pale, cold bitch

But he literally was. That was the entire point.

Reminder that your body fluids stop working once you are dead, so she'd be as dry as possible.

A corpse that looks like that? Hell yeah I would fuck it.

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that's what vaseline is for

She is cold and hard though.

user, not everyone is a horny teenage bastard that would fuck a corpse is he had a chance.

>Why does the MC not ask for sex?

I wouldn't have asked for sex if it would put me at risk of fucking a superior girl in the near future.

Wait. What's stopping me from fucking one?

Law

Outliers!

Let's not forget she wasn't dead when she asked the MC this. It was after he over heard her yelling in the well about her dad taking nude pictures of her on her birthday.

Because he's not a scum maybe?
Also getting girl's trust is a better option than exploiting her right away and end up being hated.
There is a fine line of friendzone somewhere here though.

That's only if you're interesting in a relationship. Doesn't matter if she hates you later or not, something along the lines of "still had sex". A highschool student who isn't scum? Come on now. That the height of the scum hormones.

Plz login.
>interesting in a relationship
More like
>relationship means sex more than once

Ask Rea's Mom how the lack of novelty in a relationship worked out for her sex life.

>Sankarea
That about zombie-girl?
I didn't finish it at the time, got interrupted by spiraling masturbation fit that lasted a week.

*step-mom

Also
What lack of novelty are you talking about in a teenage relationship?
Assuming you get a female to trust you and get in bed - you'd be fucking like rabbits until you're sore.
I'm not speaking about lifelong marriage here, just that playing it nice with a girl's secret might bring more sex then just "Then let's fuck" once.

Why would MC want to do it with a rotting pussy?

Probably because MC would want a girl to have sex with him because she wants to and not because she was forced to. Like normal people.

She wasn't dead when she asked him this.

Don't act like you've never rubbed one off on zombie porn.

> normal people
Any idea how much sex happens due to peer pressure or obligation?

Sink them in warm water for a while or use an ona hole warmer.

Not him, but
>Any idea how much sex happens
>Sup Forums Sup Forums
Well how do you think?

>use an ona hole warmer.

>I'll take prostitution for $500, Alex.

>Prostitution
>2 times ED, never tried again
The question still stands.

>Prostitution is the only reliable means.

Happy endinga are all anyone needs user.

Never fear! Where there's a will there is a way.

Take a shower and learn to smile then no matter how ugly or undesirable you are you can at least net a 3/10 at worse

Not him, but what if I can easily get 3/10, but always start to think they're so ugly - it's not worth the trouble and fuck off to fap as per usual?

Why? I can get the same results with $$$ which is infinitely easier than wasting time to improve certain qualities of myself for a slight chance at getting lucky.

Turning the lights off help. Just find a hot girl that's insecure with low self esteem, which is not hard

not him but
Well for starters - it costs money.
If you get 3/10 - you can potentially have it for free for months.
With my income I can afford say 14 hookerhours a month after I pay all bills.
That's not an awful lot and income is not that small either.
Second - I don't know how it works where you live, but you need to personally visit and make a selection even if you order a takeout.
If you don't - they'll send a crocodile leftovers of the shift to you.
It's still effort.

Mostly bragging rights on Sup Forums and a false sense of superiority for being able to pick up chicks, otherwise women are shit, unbearable and not worth going through the effort for unless they're 10/10 but in the end all pussy feels the same

>hot girl that's insecure with low self esteem
>hot girl that doesn't know he's hot
user those are unicorns, you realize there's an awful lot of competition for a healing dicks provider position and I'm not really anywhere near top of the list?

I don't get the point of fucking someone just to say you did it. Unless you've actually met someone you loved, what's the point? Might as well just jack off, social standing doesn't mean anything.

Surprisingly, there's a lot of those types in any college or highschool if you're brave. It's the mentality that no natter how attractive you are, there's always someone better looking which is a common trait i've noticed in decent to hot looking girls. This is why you see ugly dudes or assholes net someone out of their league because diligence and confidence is all you need. Just don't have a disfigured face/teeth and you're good to go

So if some 12 year old calls you a virgin online you can say nah

>out of their league
No such thing. If you still have a pulse, no one is completely out of the range of probability.

Why do I care? Yeah, I'm a virgin. So what? I'm probably going to be a virgin until I die, unless I do meet someone and fall in love, which is unlikely because I don't get out much. I could probably find some girl willing to fuck me, but there's no point in just fucking anyone.

Do you game? MMORPG by chance? In a game you usually have two options farm, farm, farm, farm, and farm some more for the drop you want. Which like the potentially for free sex at 3/10 is like 1%-5% on an item drop rate ( or panty drop rate). Or you could buy the item from the auction house, or merc the farming by hiring someone or linkshell/guild to farm it for you. Of course you may have to farm, craft etc for that currency or you can buy game currency online. Either way the monetary option is always easier and fastest when compared to a game of chance.

I only make about 73k a year. I'm single so I get taxed the most and I have student loans I'll be paying back for the rest of my life on top of other bills. Yet I can spare $200 to $300 to Visit the Asian massage parlors a couple of towns over every two weeks or so.

Because thats opening yourself up for legal consequence, and morally it's not right.

It's a confidence boost that makes you feel better about yourself and ironically that increases your chances of getting laid again.
It just instinct stuff, it works that way.
Not that I would know anything about it myself.
>diligence and confidence
But I-
>Just don't have a disfigured face/teeth
-am fucked anyway but thanks.

But what's the point in just "getting laid"? I don't want to just "get laid". I can always buy an onahole if hands won't suffice, if sexual pleasure is all I need.

>game
>MMO
Not really, I dropped those 10 years ago after I realized it's farm for more farm and that's it.
Just a cleverly constructed artificial mechanics that exploits human psychology or wallet.
>73k
>mfw make a third of it but no loans
I don't argue the logic, just that it's pretty costly alternative for the most.

Her dad taking nudes of her opens her entire family up for legal consequences. And would it be morally wrong to keep such a secret anyway?

>But what's the point in just "getting laid"?
To satisfy one of the basic physiological needs user.
It feels good because it's instinctive, like good food.
> I don't want to just "get laid".
You really do or you are asexual.
>I can always buy an onahole
The brain is not so stupid and reward for pleasure without a partner will dwindle fast, turn into guilt even for some people far from religious mindset.

Though it's a nice sentiment, love is overrated. If you haven't found someone compatible during highschool or early 20s it becomes exponentially harder to find someone worth it. Modern women are a mistake

>onahole warmer

It's okay user, waifubots will be a thing in our lifetime

Jesus Christ folks.

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Do you two fuck cold pocket pussies?

That's some nth level degeneracy

Well, okay, maybe to say I don't want to have sex is misleading, but I don't really care that much if it's not with a specific person I care about, much less someone I don't even find attractive. That would be pointless for me and unfair to them. It's not that I don't think I would enjoy "just getting laid", either, but I just don't really care much about it. The best way to put it is, I wouldn't seek a relationship simply because I wanted sex, I would seek a relationship with a specific individual because I wanted to be with that person. A relationship is only meaningful if it's a way to be with someone you care about, to me. Otherwise, it's purposeless. A relationship is a means, not an end. If there is no end or goal for it, the means is meaningless.

Especially that soul mate/true love bullshit. You have any idea how slime your chances are? Especially if you calculate your soul mate is one out of potentially all girls who have lived, currently living, or yet to be born. Talk about finding a needle in a multiverse.

You won't find a woman who shares that sentiment unless the planets align and there are 3 consecutive bloodmoons. Good luck though user

Ah, get outta here with your armchair psychology. I don't expect it to be easy, or even probable. All I'm saying is, unless I do on a rare chance meet someone I genuinely love, and mind you that doesn't mean someone who meets my perfect expectations or even any expectation, I don't really care whether or not I die a virgin. And in that case, it won't be because I don't want to die a virgin, but because I don't want to die without being with that person, if you'll excuse my cheesiness. Yeah, I get that it's not likely, I'm fine with that. If I don't meet someone I love, it's not like I'd gain anything by getting with someone I didn't love. And if there isn't a single person out there who I could love, not even one, that's just how it is. It's not like I'll fill that hole with something not important to me. And don't get me wrong, I'm not one of those guys who has a list with all his expectations for a girl. That's gay bullshit for people who don't know how to live. I'll just know who I want when I meet that person. And if I don't, looks like I'll die a virgin, you know?
Yeah, I guess.

Ghost girls >>> Zombie girls

Also, Wanko is the best girl in that show.

>lets cuddle and watch movies together
this will never be you

It is possible to fall in love with someone after the fact user. You don't have to head over heels for someone before you go for the goal. You can like someone on a attraction level and with time fall in love with them in all the other arbitrary categories you find important. Love is just the result of the chemistry going on in your brain. You can force those reaction to happen, it wouldn't be the first time. People settle and eventually fall in love all the time.

that's beside the point. if this situation presents itself clearly you can make the girl fall in love with you and not just force her to have sex with you once. why wouldn't you play the long game and rip the bigger reward? to choose immediate satisfaction is a brainlet decision.

That's only a bad thing if that's what the OP is looking for. Not everyone wants some silly platonic relationship. People want to get physical right out the gate!

It all about odds, user. The game of chance. Of course you try to get her to fall in love with you, not a guarantee. And let's say you do shoot for the long game and the chance never arrives? You die, she dies, you move, she moves, you find someone else, she finds someone else. Then you've wasted your time trying to achieve something you could have got from the start. Not weighing your odds is folly.

Yeah, I know you're probably right. I'm also the kind of person who can't just fall for someone from afar. I have to know them as a person, not just as an image in my head. But if I do meet someone who is willing to be with me, I think I'd fall for them. I don't care about any specific qualities they have, either. I guess I would just want a girl who would be willing to be with me anywhere, no matter where that was. I don't just idolize people and call that love, I'd have to like being with that person. It's also why I can't really into waifus. because it isn't complete. If I can't communicate with that person, I can't fall for them because I can't really "know" them. I know I'm a romantic fool, but I don't care.

Still at least 50 years away, user. You'll have your gynoidfu when you're 70.

What in the fuck was wrong with him?!

That's alright, by the time I'm 70, people's lifespans will be twice as long, and youth can be bought for a cheap price.

Exactly the kind of argument some random loser on the internet would use to defend the fact that he is pure and "superior".

If you make it 70.

Hopefully we'll be able to buy new bodies by then

Nothing to defend and nothing pure or superior about. I'm human, humans do things that aren't always on the up and up, but it's still very much the normal human thing to do.

You wouldn't a zombie.
Unless you want to lose your dick.

We don't even have decent fuck dolls or Android sex bots yet. Spare bodies are a ways off. Like centuries.

She wasn't a zombie at the time when she said this. She was very much alive and didn't want MC telling people about her dad taking nudes pictures of her on her birthday.

We'll be fortunate to have a digital-neurological interface by then, if you ask me.

That's a risk some are willing to take.

>Just don't have a disfigured face/teeth and you're good to go
>teeth
Ok, I guess I'm fucked then. It's ok, I was fine being a virgin till 26 anyways.

Tfw british.

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Murrican, actually. I just eat too many sweets and my dental hygiene habits got fucking ruined by braces in high school.

Zombie is not for lewd. His cousin is for fucking but he bitched out.

Exactly! MC needs to get his priorities straight.

Oh the censorship.

I just run my hog up in there cold and fuck it til the friction warms it up, it's more rewarding that way

What a shit-tastic ending.
Dammit, I would even bought the manga if it wasn't for that.

I've yet to watch a anime with an ending I liked.

I meant the manga, until a certain point when Rea eats Chihiro, but it was actualy his heart. What a put off as the continuation was unsatisfying
The anime ended mediocre like all adaptions of stuff still in the works.
The ending theme was memorable though

Not living his life correctly.

What happened at the end?

Chihiro is saved by Rea's father ( not sure if they asspulled this) they don't end up together and in the extra chapter are shown Chihiro and Wanko's grandnieces meeting Rea, her not aging anymore and is something akin to a sage
I'd rather had a grimmer ending.