I'm going to post this everyday until you like it

I'm going to post this everyday until you like it.

She hates it

I like it though

He hates it

Is this you?

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I am the fin of my fish.

/m/ edition.

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Peter Griffin edition.

I thought I wanted to do it once.

im indifferent

But he did it once.

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Woah, I never knew he did THAT once

Possibly several times

I really like it!

I do like it. But I also want you to keep posting it.

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Thanks doc.

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Caution: may cause swelling of the nether regions

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That's a big fish for little girl

Nah

I am indifferent to it.

Sakura falls in love with Shiro.

Unable to confess, the wormslut is gifted by a deus ex machina with the boy's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, she immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on her as well.

But, the next day, when the educated prostitute recounts the previous day's confessions to the boy, he only looks at her with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, she finds out that the boy she called is not the same boy she fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the alternate universe counterpart of her crush, who has fallen in love with her AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as they strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip each other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of FISH.

>Sakur-Ai! Because, you know, she's Sakura and it's a love story. Get it, get it?

I am Indifferent!

Queen of the fish jugglers!

I despite it.

I despise you.

I hope you die horribly.

But I might like it tomorrow.

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