Mum comes home early

>mum comes home early
>sees my girlfriend leave
>they say hi, she just goes to her room without saying a word to me
>hear her crying
>go in, see her red eyes
>I guess it can't be helped. I mean you are 28, normal girls your age are hard to find, haha
>A-at least it's better than not having grandchildren. You know I can make some fine burgers, hope they will like my cooking too, haha.
>Don't be angry at me please, I just didn't imagine it like this
>as I leave, hear her crying louder

How can I change her mind?

how old is your girlfriend?

Copy paste from last night fuck off

SOME FUCKING CONTEXT WOULD BE NICE

What even is this about? She's crying and laughing btw?

GOOD THREAD STUPID BONG, LITERALLY NO ONE UNDERSTAND YOUR STUPID RAMBLING ARE YOU FEMALE?

you dating a nig or mudslim?

girlfriend(young male)

We don't understand senpai

Are you female? Is the person you're dating older/younger? Is the person you're dating a shitskin/autist/furry?

you're dating an american?

These comments are better than the thread.

Not a very high bar.

Also she's an american, that's the joke.

I thought teas were supposed to be funny

When they were white anglos, they were.

I waited long enough. I'm closing this window. Fucking shit OP.

Your mum is dead, Harry.

one of two things is going on here:
>1. it's a lesbian
>2. Mom is a far lefty and wants their child to be a fag.

Does she have a dick?

OP is dating a fat pig of a woman, mom is ashamed

is this a new type of bait thread

i dont think it's this because OP says "it's better than not having grand children"
Hinting that it's likely biologically a woman. Perhaps a fatty? fuck i don't know.
OP fill us in already.

>ib4 OP is fucking a man with wig or a child

Fuck, I'm curious, probably he is just larping for yous though.

maybe his "mother" has a dick
otherwise, the girl is probably a fat ugly whore or a liberal drug addicted, pierced whore with STDs and tatoos

OP wont respond.
Bait thread, not politics

Does your mom want your crock or something?

i don't understand this shit at all