Post weird political conspiracies that are probably true

I'll get the thread started:

>Michelle "Michael" Obama is a man
>Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau's real father is Fidel Castro
>Bill Clinton is a rapist
>Hillary Clinton has eaten adrenal glands

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That's a man.

>>Hillary Clinton has eaten adrenal glands
thats a new one for me. where does she get them?

Nazi UFOs from Antarctica

I thought it was pineal glands. Isn't pineal glad where DMT comes from?

Spirit cooking

Kubrick filmed a fake moon landing on earth, whether what was shown on tv was real or not.

UFO phenomena is connected to the project paperclip nazi scientists.

the final redpill is adrenochrome

Children

"Operation Highjump"

michael obama is clearly a fucking man
the wikileaks shows that he fucks and kills male prostitutes

DESU her children do NOT look like they came from her. But her voice is wayy too naturally feminine for her to be a tranny.

>weird political conspiracies
>Bill the rapist
Given his known infidelity in the past it's hardly a leap for him to be a rapist. The big shock would be if Hillary fucked that one guy and he was the father of Chelsea.

>le 44% face

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Her hands are fucking huge though. Convince me a tranny can have a girl voice and I'll buy into it

>Bill Clinton is a rapist
That isn't a conspiracy, multiple women said he did it and he got impeached for it.

I genuinely believe that Bill Hicks was murdered by the CIA because his entire act was literally an anal suppository redpill.
He was just about to get mega huge, and they couldn't let this guy go around the country telling thousands of people the truth.

President Obama is a nigger

all of our elected officials are pedophiles that are being blackmailed by jews

>"Tears mean more than real evidence ever could."

this basically

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not even their kids, thats another conspiracy

>Michelle "Michael" Obama is a man
This is a meme. She's a sheboon, sure, but not a heboon.
>Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau's real father is Fidel Castro
This is 100% confirmed. They're so handsome too. Why is Trudeau such a cucked faggot? Fidel was evil but he was still awesome.
>Bill Clinton is a rapist
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This is a less a conspiracy theory than Donald Trump being a rapist, which was a literal conspiracy.
>Hillary Clinton has eaten adrenal glands
I buy it.
>(((Phoenicians))) were Jews
>The Jews did the Holocaust themselves as a false flag establish Israel
>Mossad did 9/11 WTC attacks to draw the US into Middle Eastern wars
>Yair Netanyahu is a Nazi
>Hitler was a Jew and a Zionist
>Heydrich was a Jew and a Zionist
>Eichmann was a Jew and a Zionist
>Nazism is Zionism under a different name
>Jews worship Moloch, not God

Lol, nice receding hairline Michael

Colleges, universities, and media are subtlety pushing students into liberal arts and humanities degrees which they know won't pay well so more people end up on government assistance which accelerates the system to collapse, and when it finally does (((they))) will blame capitalism as the cause of the failure then push for socialism which will inevitably collapse the country all because the cold war never really ended, the warfare just took on a different form.

>This is 100% confirmed.
lmao
Justin was like 5 years old by the time they visited Cuba
Maybe his family knows the secret of time travel idk

My mate Brian told me his friend was working at Martha's Vineyard as a gardener or something and saw Hilary going down on a woman through the window. So...think about that lads.

>Donald and Melania actually fuck

Someone redpill me on jewish swimming lessons?

>Justin Trudeau birthdate: December 25, 1971 (age 45)
>ierre Trudeau's and Fidel Castro's paths crossed for the first time in 1970, when the Canadian government sought to negotiate the exile of members of the FLQ
...ummmmmm

It's okay Justin. You can be proud of your father. He was a head of state like Pierre.

Is that a penis?

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Niggers are homo sapian sapian

>Zyzz assassinated in Thailand

Top kek. Did sharky get him?

Mike Pence and Time Kaine's wife are both clones of a time traveler from eons into the future.

He was impeached for lying

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Literally all facts.

It is true.... The real question is, why was (s)he so blatantly letting it be exposed.

Wrong. Pence Prime was/is from this current era in time. As for "Mrs." Kaine. In one timeline he was not subjected to electroshock therapy, so in desperation he had a sex change operation. This Pence hopped timelines to our universe and married Tim Kaine to infiltrate the Democratic Party to help Trump.

All True.

911 was a ritual sacrifice and poorly covered up on purpose to ostracize the free thinkers
The destruction of WTC was an occult ritual.
>the Twin Towers represented Boaz and Jachin, the columns at the entrance to the Temple of Solomon
>Boaz and Jachin represent the two key energies: ying and yang, male and female, strength and beauty, north and south, up and down (duality - like the Star of David)
>WTC builder, Rockefeller, says the buildings are the perfect combination of "utility and beauty"; he also owns Jerusalem museum housing remains from Temple of Solomon
>Luciferianism predicts/wants a new age of transhumanism; Kaballah and freemasonry believe one attains perfection by mastering and combining male and female energies
>Twin Towers destroyed in consciousness altering event at start of millenium to usher in this new era of transhumanism
>Replaced by Freedom Tower where bot ph towers are combined, one up and one down, like a Star of David
>2001: Space Odyssey is about man's evolution to transhumanism - he touches the black monolith and transcends human form to a space baby
>9/11 happened in 2001, next to the Millenium hotel designed to look like the black monolith
>madrid bombing was 911 days after 9/11
>sept 11 is the first day of the coptic calendar, first month is named after Thoth
>2001 was the start of the new millenium not 2000 (there was no year zero)
>33 years from groundbreaking to destruction pentagon groundbreaking sept 11 1941

QM bs

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Electricity Eric Dollard

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Gravity & Black Holes

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TRUMP knew Truth on 911

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GLOBAL HOAXING

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Http://www.ae911truth.org/

the red handicap ramp/gps conspiracy is true. in the late 80s the US Navy funded the painting of all handicap ramps in the US with a paint that could only be purchased from one vendor. The paint contained a type of metal powder in it that would hold heat. The purpose of this was to calibrate satellites.

The one where Obama doesn't even know who his real father is...

Obutidontknowwhomyfatheris

His mother was a whore,
who craved big black cock!
She slept with many Niggers over her lifetime and then she cocked this backwards ass Kenyan into believing it was his kid!

Their kids look half Jewish to me.

If this Theory holds true,
Obama can really prove he is an American afterall!

All it takes is a blood test!

The US govt is under the control or influence of extra-dimensional beings aka "tall white space aliens."

They tried to control Germany in the third Reich but failed so they came to the US instead.

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ASIA FOR THE ASIANS, AFRICA FOR THE AFRICANS, WHITE COUNTRIES FOR EVERYBODY!

Everybody says there is this RACE problem. Everybody says this RACE problem will be solved when the third world pours into EVERY white country and ONLY into white countries.

The Netherlands and Belgium are just as crowded as Japan or Taiwan, but nobody says Japan or Taiwan will solve this RACE problem by bringing in millions of third worlders and quote assimilating unquote with them.

Everybody says the final solution to this RACE problem is for EVERY white country and ONLY white countries to “assimilate,” i.e., intermarry, with all those non-whites.

What if I said there was this RACE problem and this RACE problem would be solved only if hundreds of millions of non-blacks were brought into EVERY black country and ONLY into black countries?

How long would it take anyone to realize I’m not talking about a RACE problem. I am talking about the final solution to the BLACK problem?

And how long would it take any sane black man to notice this and what kind of psycho black man wouldn’t object to this?

But if I tell that obvious truth about the ongoing program of genocide against my race, the white race, Liberals and respectable conservatives agree that I am a naziwhowantstokillsixmillionjews.

They say they are anti-racist. What they are is anti-white.

Anti-racist is a code word for anti-white.

Stephen Hawking is dead
he died in 2003 I watched his funeral in my high school science club and nobody else seems to remember but me

I think the jews built a robot or some kind of terrible muppet and are using a dead man's credibility to push a left wing climate agenda

>Kubrick filmed a fake moon landing on earth, whether what was shown on tv was real or not.

This one I actually do believe. Of course the Moon landing actually happened and anyone who says otherwise is a Flat Earth-tier retard but it just makes sense.

why do these threads always die off after I post this?

This is true. Can't say for sure if the shit shown on tvin 69 was real or fake but they did get Kubrick to film a backup just in case everything went to shit. Compare the grainy garbage video of Armstrongs landing to the crystal clear imagery of moon landings just one year later and you know they were covering their ass.

Crypto currency will usher in the mark of the beast. A global currency built on an advanced foolproof blockchain technology.

If Fidel was Trudeua's dad he would be alpha as fuck. Bull babies are always alphas

Fucking niggers are all ugly.

Why would Hillary eat DMT? She'd be a decent person if she did.

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I worked as a waiter in Cambridge and served him once about 5 years ago. In fairness there's not much between him and a puppet, physically.

How dare you

Redpill me on the second one, please. I don't see the resemblance.

he was getting too swole

he had to be stopped

>Of course the Moon landing actually happened
Whoa, how are you 100% certain of it?

the jews control his voice box

the body is kept alive by life support

the brain died in 2003

A nigger doesn't know who his father is?
Color me surprised.

obamas mother was a jew which makes him a jew.

if not yet I'm sure it's gonna happen but I remember the funeral
I was kinda a nerdy science kin
I legit cried and stuff
did he eat or did they just dump it in a tube?
might be part of the trick

Penguins. I'm not even joking.

She has an adorable little penis

>National (((Socialism))) was a Jewish invention so that they could weave the Holocaust into the global narrative and Hitler himself was an unknowing Jewish puppet

actually it came out years ago that he was in a sort of unresponsive state after his personal assistant was caught having programmed responses in . some colleges noticed in a interview that his fingers never moved and you cant compose a response in real time blowing into a tube which he wasnt even doing

it was a big deal. nobody knows exactly how long it was going on but here is the darker side of it. MENSA didnt want people reporting on it. they admitted openly that they wanted him to be a symbol that could go on interviews and in that it didnt matter if he was basically brain dead

his assistant gave all the responses not hawking for the 2 years before he was caught for sure because he admitted it. he may have even given hawking something to fuck up his brain. there is no way to be sure because of how much time had passed before he was caught. all the lectures in the class room was his assistant

What the fuck is 'girlfriend suicides'?

Yes.

I fuckin knew it

Those digits
That image
Im hhaarrdd

> Hitler was a spy working for MI6.
> Trudeau, Obama, and Peña Nieto have a gay threesome.
> Macron was a victim of a female pedophile, or, as we know her, his wife.
> American elections were a sign of the Soros vs Kissinger conflict.
> Putin is a Mossad agent.
> Michelle is not a man, and she has a long affair with George W. Bush.
> Mexican and Colombian drug cartels are ran by Jews. The Mexican and Colombian leaders are a kind of third on command position.

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>Michelle "Michael" Obama is a man

This is true, and they killed a journalist to cover it up

KEK

> Trudeau, Obama, and Peña Nieto have a gay threesome.
kek

>The Elite are Annunaki (Reptilians)
>They infiltrated the Jews to turn the blame on them
>Yggdrasil was a floating city possibly Atlantis
>Pleiadians were the Pagan gods and are trying to save us, Trump may be one of them.
>Christianity was made to make goyim cucks.

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The Deep Satanists are Jew'in the Jews all over the world,
they are probably Swedish, BTW!
Jew War 2017

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Gaviota is sad about it. XD

M. Obama is a trap

bump for truth

someone tell me about "The Ocean at Night"

Female hormones and voice training. Any other questions faggot?
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How come somebody doesnt just tackle the bitch, pull his dress up, take a dick pic, post it on instagram real quick and then take off?

there are people well into their 100s who appear young due to life extending tech. they deal primarily in state secrets, detective work and espionage.

But I thought Kek and thoth can be used as a source of good and light.

According to the uneducated here they repurposed the ancient egyptian satanic deities and used them as a force of good. They weren't led and spoon fed a satanic meme from the start. Just ask them.
They even used the same satanic symbols in their kek pictures but same as before they now used them for a force of good. Doesn't it make sense?

Because the feds would put a bullet in your brain. Retard.

What was his name, don't be a pussy. Give him the recognition he deserves even if he was the shittiest person ever.

Walt Disney is Adolf Hitler

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U.S. won the Cold War simply by outlasting the U.S.S.R but the U.S.S.R. planted the seeds to win the culture war.

God is coming back on Yom Kippurim in 2033, the Great Tribulation will begin 7 years prior to that time

please someone tell me what in god's name the golf rumors are

Around 11:30 some he lists out infiltrated

I was thinkin the same thing