In the past 2 months my home network has been hacked, my computer hacked, my cell phone has been hacked, all my files have been rummaged through and various cell phone contact names have been changed, etc etc.
The NSA employs man babies with god complexes. They think it's funny to harrass people because there is no way to prove they are doing it.
Unplug. Turn off. Find a new life free from technology. Cut the noose from around your neck
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Okay crazy person
>Stop sharing information and ideas with each other, goys
They are just trying to find the dankest memes across the land
Proof or it didn't happen
Shit for brains alert
All of our stuff has, dear user
Remember Vault 7 and 8? Wireless security cameras? SIM card in your phone? Intel Management Engine? AMD CPU debug backdoor?
All compromised
In-Q-Tel/CIA helped made it happen with the help from all the wonderful tech companies in SillyCon Valley and Asia.
>2012
>decide i could really use a bicycle
>go to a local sporting goods store
>pay for bike with a debit card
>get home and check facebook
>home page now has ads for the store I was just at
I did have a phone with the Facebook app on it, but usually I kept it disabled for being a battery hog. WiFi and GPS were also disabled most of the time. That was creepy how it knew I was just there and bought something.
Op welcome to the internet.
I routinely call for terrorist acts within my home and yell "COME GET ME CCIS" to the walls of my apartment.
I have yet to get a visit from them.
I'm so lonely.
whoah is that thing REAL?
>more /x/ schizo threads
Yawn
>scizophrenia the thread
>The NSA employs man babies with god complexes.
they fucking suck at their job bro, obviously with all the Russians they just let run rampage all over our government networks har har
but seriously don't fuck with Los Alamos Dr Avery knows how to create a secure network
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It's mostly just advertisers trying to get you to buy shit. Fucking scumbags can't leave us alone for 2 goddamn seconds.
>they have seen all my hentai browsing history
Well done OP, you triggered lots of shills.
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Should be easy to post proof homo
Do you leave all your shit hooked up 2 the internet your crazy OP. Turn your pc off when your not on it. Turn off ya phones wifi or internet connection dont leave it on. Use Ad block, and private search. Check your computer systems whats running in the background if you cant turn it off reset your whole computer. Keep files and shit on an external.
If you think this is bad, should have been on /biz/ this afternoon when Coinbase re-opened up BCH. That was a fucking madhouse.
You glow in the dark, CIA nigger.
become a bum, that way you have nothing to loose, nothing they can take away from you
Tits or it didn't happen
>past 2 months
That's a good one
You really overestimate the power of voice recognition, especially when the phone is in your pocket. That signal would have a lot of noise, and even then it's dicey if the correct phrase is understood.
More realistic. FB buys bank data on shopping habits. You buy something. The store associated with that purchase is in a database of you after purchase. FB algorithm sees you bought something there recently. Business has an ad with them. It gets displayed on your screen.
Hey, quick question, do you glow in the dark?
They like to send one time bursts of packets to your router to fuck with you just to make sure you stop telling everyone that a relative of yours works for the government. Old news.
on i-devices apple does the text-to-voice and sells keywords instantly. facebook is a major client. facebook takes it from there.
got a real mindfuck after having a conversation around an ipad and we don't have facebook. i asked around and got confirmation apple is doing the voice work.
There is a firm called Cambridge Analytica in the UK where internet browsing info is sent to. It's supposed to be a military contractor specializing in psychological warfare and messes on elections.
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Should be easy to post proof that you aren't a CIA nigger.
He won't respond, the shillserver farm has given him a new IP already.
>all my files have been rummaged through
How would you know that exactly?
Yeah I started getting long-running script warnings, which never happened before
cheeto dust fingerprints on his folders obv
You likely researched the store before going there and that's where you tipped off adsense.
oops ignore the shitposting flag.
Positively luminescent despite darkness and unsavory version of a black fellow
>not reading all the wiki leaks and all the other info sources that have said how intensely the government is spying on us for decades.
>being this fucking asleep
>do you glow in the dark?
What did he mean by this?
Bait
Hello NSA worker! Enjoying your low level security clearance today?
yeah, i know, i say hi to them every day :)
hi guys! -rick
Oh boy do I have a treat for you.
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>thinking you're important enough for someone to spy on you
user, let me break it to you hard. You're irrelevant. Spying on you would be a waste of time and wouldn't produce anything of value. Stop being that guy who goes to a football game, and thinks the footballers are talking about him when they huddle.
They are recruiting, OP. Be observant.
begone, civvie!
i dont envy your job, i try to make it as shitty as possible
Several times ive opened my laptop and there were dozens of files open on my desktop that I hadnt opened or needed in months.
Again, its harrassment by the man children in the NSA. They know you cant do shit about it. They just want you to know they have power
Ok
I'll make sure to give you .5 oz less beef next sandwich, yeah?
So I should what?
Give up on the normie world and go meditate in solitude for the rest of my days?
Pls be tru. So much wasted potential on this board.
I feel you're an actual agent
What makes you think that normal people would come here to say such a thing especially with all the warning labels that are given to them prior to exposure?
You know it. In all of different fields.
This.
Don't back up this guy Christ, is this how you guys do interviews now?
Your nightmare has only just begun.
Hey, fuck you too.
Either you're shit talking your way out of a comfy job or someone you know is fucking with you because your ADD medication abuse has made you paranoid.
>stobbit
>drink some water
>brush your teeth
>go to sleep
It's k, I know you hire former and potentially current drug users.
Such a get. Also, it's the US. Everyone is on something.
>The NSA employs man babies with god complexes
how do I join?
Also, wouldn't it be better if you took a break from the internet and society in general?
No shit. I just wish they wanted to be friends :3.
>wouldn't it be better if you took a break from the internet and society in general?
Can attest. Lived in a place with shit internet and no need for computer for 6 months. People were happy. I was never happier.
Not cool when you have to play to a diagnosis that isn't you (not theoretically, anyways).
What's wrong with weed and beer?
What's wrong with hallucinogens too while you're at it?
Nothing. Don't listen to that faggot. When you have real stress, daily decompression is cornerstone. The majority of lawyers aren't alcoholics because it's trendy.
When the pimps in the crib mang
>I know you hire former and potentially current drug users.
kek, did they get tired of getting outhacked by foreigners and ghosts?
You shouldn't do them daily.
see
>Tfw CIA is looking through my pepe memes.
I hope theyre enjoying them
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>When you have real stress, daily decompression is cornerstone
The key is to roll with it as it comes, not to run from it to begin with.
>Cell phone hacked
Besides the back doors, did your phone tell you that you had a virus? You should probably stay away from the pornos.
inb4 take your meds schizo
ER I MEAN IM SO SLEEPY GUISE XD
holy shit im taking ur job lol
Labour backed thugs poisoned my dog. Gang stalkers need to die screaming, like he did.
>lawyers
What the fuck do I care about a lawyer and his health?
Way to miss the core concept, retard.
this is why i'm glad I own a mac.
I honestly don't care if the NSA is watching me. I live a pretty conservative lifestyle and don't bother people, nor am I invested in any extremist or revolutionary movements. I just like going on the Internet and speaking my mind with minimal repercussions, hence why I'm on a Mongolian kitten board.
OH KNOW THEY MIGHT SEE MY COLLECTION OF PICS OF LARGE BREASTED WOMEN!!!
Yeah who cares.
Way to take the bait, large mouth ass.
good sir, will we? People didn't bat an eye in regards to vault 7 compared to Net Neutrality..
Is there any reason to believe this is being actively investigated?
tfw no trump bump
>nor am I invested in any extremist or revolutionary movements.
But you come to the alt-right cointel gay furry nazi ponyfucker nigger supremacy shill bulletin board.
my friend have you discovered "operation talk like a terrorist all the time"?
Yuo are like babby. Tell me when you look in your meme folders for something you know you saved just the other day with a descriptive filename and then can't find it because they went in and deleted it from your drive.
Various 3 letter agencies have been collecting and monitoring since literally the beginning of telecommunication. Why do you think they only let 1 or 2 companies lay all of the copper and fiber?
plz dont tell me the meme launch codes are compromised
Muh dick wuz hacked.
long time ago m8
Been that way for awhile. I highly advise getting yourself an external drive with zero wireless capability just for memes and infographics user.
wanna play PUBG
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no one plays pc games they just sit in lobby
Go to mlpol.
The cia glow in the dark niggers have an aversion to horse pussy.
This. Let them do their job.
OP took too much meth AGAIN
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