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>SOUTHFRONT Dec 20
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>Latest interviews with Assad
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>Live MAPS
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>Random Dec 14
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>N Hama Dec 16
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>Beit Jinn Dec 16
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>Quneitra Dec11
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>DeZ/Bukamal Dec10
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>NE Hama Dec8
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>E Ghouta Dec4
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Devs Dec 20
>W Aleppo; Large explosion occurs in HTS HQ, reports claim an IED killed at least 10 members of the group, who accuse IS
>Al-Ramleh; SAA entered the town today from the east, were surrounded and outnumbered, HTS captured 8 soldiers, killed a half dozen others
>Beit Jinn; SAA attempt to take Tal Marwan hilltop for 3rd day straight, outnumbered HTS fighters continue to hold them off
>RuAF launch dozens of airstrikes over N Hama, destroying several sites belonging to HTS, allies
>Idlib CS; SAA enter Musharifah after breaking HTS' defenses to the south, HTS reinforcements arrived, helping to push back SAA
>ISIS attempts to cross Sy/Iraq border at Tal Safouk, Hashd Al-Sha’abi forces eliminated the group
>Peskov; Russia working hard on political settlement process in Syria, refuse to comment on exchange between Paris and Damascus
>Iran official; US ‘unreasonable’ claims of involvement in Houthi missile attacks, "US policy in region, world a ridiculous and unworthy performance”
>Armored and attack helicopter units of Russian Armed Forces deploy towards the Afghan-Tajikistan border over last several days
>5 dead, govt. offices burned in 2nd day of protests over corruption in Iraqi Kurdistan

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death to assad, of course

COME AND GET THIS REACTION GIF WHILE IT'S FRESH

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>Updates and important posts from last bread

>Jerusalem UN vote: Trump threatens US aid recipients
>Fatemiyoun Brigade top commander & military expert (in training) Mohamed Akram has been killed by #ISIS
>Intense clashes breakout between Israeli forces, Palestinians in Bethlehem
>President Trump commutes prison sentence of Sholom Rubashkin after 8 years served
>Abu Duhur Airbase
>ANNA News 'Battle for Mayadin'
>HaiderAlAbadi is calling for an emergency cabinet meeting

>Older updates

>UN Jerusalem vote: US 'will be taking names'
>Egyptian President calls on army to tackle terrorism in the Sinai
>Turkey plotting against Israel over Jerusalem might push Erdogan closer to Assad
>Syria war: Air strikes on rebel-held Idlib village kill 19
>Yemen war: Iran denies supplying rebel missile fired at Riyadh
DeirEzZor Shaitat Area
>Outnumbered and outgunned, jihadists hold onto last areas near Golan Heights
Up to 11,000 civilians killed in battle to free Mosul
>America’s new national strategy ‘potential threat to the world’
>India, China agree to hold talks on disputed border
>Qatar emir embarks on West Africa tour in search of new markets
>Saudi Arabia again closes land border to Qatar
Shaitat Activist talks about Shaitat Area
>Syrian Army’s offensive in southeast Aleppo takes disastrous turn
>Massive explosion rocks jihadist HQ in west Aleppo

>Updates from earlier today for those who may have missed

>HTS militants stormed offices of the #Syrian Opposition Interim Government
>Govt renewed assault on Maghar Mir front
>Suheil arrives to lead offensive in Idlib
>Homs : reconciliation of 121 wanted persons
>Terror and panic in Yemen as Saudi airstrikes rock capital city – video
>Damascus Al Sheikh Mountain - Mount Hermon - Quneitra
>Northern Hama
>Idlib Militants say they destroyed a car loaded with elements of the Syrian Army
>Aleppo
>Rebel mass surrender takes place across Homs
>Khanaser
>Footage of a Mi-28N destroying an ISIS tank
>Aleppo
>Conflict in Donetsk escalates
>Khanasir - Heavy clashes continue on Al-Ramlah axis
>Maghar al-Mir footage
>Sinai ISIS attack

Maybe you should space out the links, like this.

>Jerusalem UN vote: Trump threatens US aid recipients
(Cross-thread)

>Fatemiyoun Brigade top commander & military expert (in training) Mohamed Akram has been killed by #ISIS
(Cross-thread)

>Intense clashes breakout between Israeli forces, Palestinians in Bethlehem
(Cross-thread)

>President Trump commutes prison sentence of Sholom Rubashkin after 8 years served
(Cross-thread)

>Abu Duhur Airbase
(Cross-thread)

>ANNA News 'Battle for Mayadin'
(Cross-thread)

>HaiderAlAbadi is calling for an emergency cabinet meeting
(Cross-thread)

And don't greentext the "updates and important posts" bit.

>More updates from earlier today

>Saudi-led coalition launches fresh airstrikes, at least 9 killed in Shabwa
>Ahrar Al-Sham detonated a tunnel & damaged a BMP in #Harasta
>Unilateral moves on Jerusalem threaten peace – Vatican
>Russia ‘working on defensive measures’ to counter possible new sanctions
>Iran denies arming Yemen rebels after Saudi accusations
>Egyptian officials say security forces have clashed with extremist militants near the airport of the northern Sinai
>Russian MoD denies allegations of strikes in Syria’s Idlib
>justkurdistanthings.jpg
>FSA news
>N. #Hama's towns still heavily bombed by #RuAF
>ISIS sacrifices dozens of fighters to capture important town in southeast Idlib
Misc K*rd news
>White Helmets
>Iraqi forces squash ISIL’s attempt to cross the Syrian border
>Jihadist rebels hold onto key town in southern Idlib after fierce battle with Syrian forces
>IS capture Rasm al-Hamam town
>Daraa
>Hama: Jaish Nasr commander says Regime forces are mobilizing in the N. countryside
>Russian jets rain hell over jihadist positions in northern Hama

......behead me for not removing the (Cross-thread)s

nth for death to all Jews and niggers :DD

Good evening
how's it going?

>And I've already deleted the other (imperfect) versions.

>yfw i got them all....
i should really have a meme for something like this

>Maybe you should space out the links, like this.
Yeah I slacked on spacing them out, will start tomorrow.
>And don't greentext the "updates and important posts" bit.
I'll do that when you stop doing your weird greentext ;^)
>Like you always do

The evening, is, quite normal, for this, time of the day.
REEEEEEEEEE, IT'S A TIC!!!
I'd like to see what you come up with.

>Reposting the Sesame Street article, it's just too good.
NEW YORK (Thomson Reuters Foundation) - Muppets to the rescue! The “Sesame Street” television show and a leading charity received a $100 million grant on Wednesday to use the Muppets to reach millions of war-affected children in the Middle East.

The Sesame Workshop and International Rescue Committee (IRC) will focus on children in Syria, Jordan, Lebanon and Iraq with a local version of “Sesame Street,” according to the John D. and Catherine T. MacArthur Foundation that gave the five-year grant.

The project aims to reach 1.5 million refugee and displaced children up to the age of 8 in those countries with storybooks, toys, games and resources designed for use in homes and in health, outreach and community centers, the IRC said.

More broadly the “Sesame Street” programming, which will teach language, reading and other skills, should reach 9.4 million children throughout the Middle East via television, mobile phones, digital platforms and other means, it said.

Featuring colorful characters such as the Cookie Monster, Big Bird and other Muppets, the long-running “Sesame Street” is highly regarded for teaching children to read, count and learn colors, along with tackling issues of race, tolerance and death.

“The most famous street in the world is going to spread its message of joy and love and laughter to some of the most vulnerable children in the world,” IRC Chief Executive David Miliband told the Thomson Reuters Foundation in an interview.

“They’ve lost parents or brothers or sisters. They’ve lost homes. They’ve lost their country.”

>CONT

Millions of children across the Middle East, ravaged by civil wars and persecution, have been forced to flee their homes, fall behind or not attend school, live in poverty and suffer trauma and danger, according to world aid groups.

Miliband called the project a “long-term investment in the stability of the Middle East.”

“It’s a great commitment to the children we are going to help, and I think it’s a great stake in the ground against the faithless who would say that the refugee crisis is insoluble,” he said.

Asked which Muppet might be most popular in the Middle East, he said: “Everyone loves Big Bird.”

As with other “Sesame Street” expansions, this will feature new indigenous Muppets, a Sesame Workshop spokeswoman said.

Launched in 1969, “Sesame Street” has won multiple awards for its approach, educational content and message of inclusion.

”This may be our most important initiative ever, and we are humbled by the trust and confidence that has been placed in us, said Jeffrey Dunn, chief executive of Sesame Workshop, in a statement.

>REEEEEEEEEE, IT'S A TIC!!!
Jej, I know

I'd like to see how this backfires.
Especially when their competition is stuff like this

Later lads.

Good night Burger Baker.
>The Graveyard Shift has officially begun.

gn.

I think i'm out too.

Big Bird gets beheaded, Grouch goes to Jannah, and Elmo gets mistaken for a Yezidi girl and sold as a sex slave.

Good night Deepy.
Jej. If only.

How can Elmo even compete

hihihi. is that so?

what he needed is to go to their side and move with their bs inorder to avoid being naled.

I wonder if jews exists in my country, I haven't seen them in my whole life.

Maybe you have, and you didn't know it was (((them)))

Lmao, that's what homsi looks like?

Were you expecting pic related?

Sesame street on Memri when?

alright then, gonna LARP a bit I guess

I expected a 15 year old.

*Enterprise suffers an impact*
*Everyone in the hall goes to one side*
>30 minutes later
*Another impact*
*Everyone in the same hall goes to the other side*
According to Europe, the Islamist dude is 15.

Second this

yes they are very subtle also they tent to alter their names to not be recognized as jews they like to keep an low profile and work in the backround so that they goyim don't know it.

They often work e.g as an manager from some degenerate artists, models and stuff like that.
Think about some person which is often in TV and you just think "Man that dude is scum how can he be so successful" and expect that some jew has his greedy claws on it

Gib More homsi

>Be me
>Driving to mall for Christmas shopping
>Fuckton of traffic
>Put on signal
>Accidentally cut off pic related
>Pic related chimps out
>Comes out of his range Rover to fight
>Hits my tail light and breaks it
>Comes to my window yelling obscenities wants to fight
>Pull out my 9mm
>See's it and calls me names for having gun
>Takes pic of my license plate calls 911
>Cops pull me over
>Pic related fled the scene for some reason
>Bro cop hears me out and calls the dude an asshole
>Gives me his card to avoid future problems

How's your upcoming holiday season going /sg/?

That's the only one.

And then there's this guy

His eyebrows are manicured.
He's kinda cute Imo

Shit, I still have to buy my sister something

Every
Fucking
Time
Also, i'm noticing this only as I am watching DS9, but every time "how much time you need to fix it" "X time" "I give you Y" (where Y always ≤ half of X)
At this point I think the engineers always say more time than what they really needed

You filthy kuffar keep trying to insult our revolution with things such as pic related.

But in reality, this is all easy explainable as we see business dresses. From the left side to right side:
1. Dressed up for business success as a beloved Jihadi mom
2. Typical dress for committing adultery. Children must not see this
3. Wishes to get raped for her (almost western) sex appeal. Bismillah hide your children's eyes from this
4. This is how witches love to dress and we know how they try to shrink your penis with their shia-like sorcery. This criminal dress is actually worse than not yet beheaded nusayris, huge haram level

That's a super comfy looking winter tiger

Montgomery Scott started the giving more time than needed trend.
Also
>Dangerous situation on the surface
>Better get the entire senior staff.

I still don't understand why the fuck people get out of their cars to fight.

I mean someone made a mistake, just scream at him then move on. But not only wasting your time, but potentially getting injured over something that will bear no results (once shit at driving forever shit at driving)

Gib her the beins :DDDDDD

I support teheran's way of Islam dress desu

This
Hoodies are qt tbqh

>I cannea Du it captain, the comprlession matrix has ruptured a coolant valve and wee are five minutes from core breach
> you have 2 minutes to fix it, Mr Scott

Nah, she's a fat bitch and I'm a fag

>Asian
>bad at driving
You fuckers almost got me killed
Open your eyes when on the road you cunts
Also yes, it's embarrsing when people start road fights over road rage

>we have to reconnect the transmitter/wire/....
>we have to invert the polarity of the frequency
And not forget
>universal translator
>somehow random (mainly Klingon) words sound like they are without any translation

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7Bd3iJSFyE

How about some Iranian fashion ?

K'PAGH

No, she's a fat hipster

REEEEEEEE
Star trek was awesome don't talk shit about it
Voyager is only for people with Kino taste
DS9 is okay still need to start properly
...hanvent seen the original series

A bag of pot?
I am sure lawgoy can fix you up
Unironcially get a her some clothes or something
Ripped jeans

Qapla'

This guy was definitely crazy lol but this is why I have guns to deter violence. But man after he cracked my tail light, I wish I could have put 2 in his chest. Barbaric

anyone have a link to homsis q&a?

>Bridge has to call Engineering for warp speed.

I'm going by year of production
Done with Original + animated, as well as The Next Gen
in the midst of DS9
Next Imma watch voyager Enterprise and the new Netflix one
Wonder at what point it is best to watch the movies tho

Because the war engine is in engineering control and you can't hit warp with out straining the core
>nubs

>t. amil

>Bridge has to call Phaser Room for phasers instead of pushing one button on Bridge.

>Somewhat problematic issue (often also related to Prime Directive) pups up
>in every single given series so far, the Doctor is the one that has the "bleeding heart" lines

Japanese driving is pretty good.

Chinese are famous for being shit at driving. I will never forget the taxi ride I got when I went to Hunan. It felt like sitting in a rollercoaster.

Watch the series first, then move on to the movies associated with those series.
Voyager is dope.
>In all series, there is a Captains Ready Room, except for TOS.

> he thinks voyager is good

Not an argument.

>TOS
>extra hot chick walks in
>Well, guess Kirk gonna get laid another time
>tfw token Spock/Bones get laid episode as TOS approach an end
>tfw Kirk seduces a *biological* baby to save the situation

Ahem
>Ds9=TNG> TOS> Enterprise>>>> voyager> Discovery

There's no stakes, no character arcs and they hit the reset button at the end of every episode.

Let's check these, because why not?
>TOS
>Red Alert is called while Bones is giving Kirk a physical
>Bones ignores Red Alert.

>Crewman has trouble following orders
>Better keep him around until the 15th time, and then dismiss him.

It's , not Brainlet

I see teh classification issue is problematic
Also
I want to _______ Jadzia

>There's no stakes
Being completely alone, alone raises the stakes
>no character arcs
What is Seven of Nine?
>they hit the reset button at the end of every episode.
Not always.

> jadzia
I see you haven't hit season 6 yet where actual best girl turns up

I like the graveyard shift because it's chill

Damn, I need to catch up on my sleep.

See Enterprise season 3 for how voyager should have been

God damn I love guns. No problem they can't solve

twitter.com/walid970721/status/943577434422640641

>not be taken advantage of
>give israel billions after billions of aid
My iq is to low to understand this chess play

Buy her some workout DVDs. Get Richard Simmons ones since you're a fag

Stargate SG-1 >>>>>Star Trek

>TNG
>Someone just threatened the crew/captain/ship on a communication
>Deanna Troi "I sense.... hostility.... and anger"
>"He's hiding something" "what" "I can't tell"
>"Councelor, can you sense his real intentions?" "something's blocking my empathic abilities"
Every scene with her except that one time where she tries to pass the exams for the promotion = eyes rolling

give her an poster of Suheil

> McGayvar and Egyptian ayylmaos
No thanks

I'm in the middle of se 4 ep 9 and holy moly the hologram deck has some interesting chicks

>All series
>Admirals and above issue orders that fuck up literally everything

I'd rather tell her to stop eating cookie dough.

You make that sound like it's a bad thing

Want to buy time in my holobrothel, Hewmaan?
Only 15 strips of gold pressed latnum an hour

>All series I've seen so far
>the system to expel the core when it's about to explode never works

I hope inflations was a hell of a beast because otherwise I could never afford that

It worked in a TNG movie.