Devs Dec 20 >W Aleppo; Large explosion occurs in HTS HQ, reports claim an IED killed at least 10 members of the group, who accuse IS >Al-Ramleh; SAA entered the town today from the east, were surrounded and outnumbered, HTS captured 8 soldiers, killed a half dozen others >Beit Jinn; SAA attempt to take Tal Marwan hilltop for 3rd day straight, outnumbered HTS fighters continue to hold them off >RuAF launch dozens of airstrikes over N Hama, destroying several sites belonging to HTS, allies >Idlib CS; SAA enter Musharifah after breaking HTS' defenses to the south, HTS reinforcements arrived, helping to push back SAA >ISIS attempts to cross Sy/Iraq border at Tal Safouk, Hashd Al-Sha’abi forces eliminated the group >Peskov; Russia working hard on political settlement process in Syria, refuse to comment on exchange between Paris and Damascus >Iran official; US ‘unreasonable’ claims of involvement in Houthi missile attacks, "US policy in region, world a ridiculous and unworthy performance” >Armored and attack helicopter units of Russian Armed Forces deploy towards the Afghan-Tajikistan border over last several days >5 dead, govt. offices burned in 2nd day of protests over corruption in Iraqi Kurdistan
>Jerusalem UN vote: Trump threatens US aid recipients >Fatemiyoun Brigade top commander & military expert (in training) Mohamed Akram has been killed by #ISIS >Intense clashes breakout between Israeli forces, Palestinians in Bethlehem >President Trump commutes prison sentence of Sholom Rubashkin after 8 years served >Abu Duhur Airbase >ANNA News 'Battle for Mayadin' >HaiderAlAbadi is calling for an emergency cabinet meeting
Xavier Lewis
>Older updates
>UN Jerusalem vote: US 'will be taking names' >Egyptian President calls on army to tackle terrorism in the Sinai >Turkey plotting against Israel over Jerusalem might push Erdogan closer to Assad >Syria war: Air strikes on rebel-held Idlib village kill 19 >Yemen war: Iran denies supplying rebel missile fired at Riyadh DeirEzZor Shaitat Area >Outnumbered and outgunned, jihadists hold onto last areas near Golan Heights Up to 11,000 civilians killed in battle to free Mosul >America’s new national strategy ‘potential threat to the world’ >India, China agree to hold talks on disputed border >Qatar emir embarks on West Africa tour in search of new markets >Saudi Arabia again closes land border to Qatar Shaitat Activist talks about Shaitat Area >Syrian Army’s offensive in southeast Aleppo takes disastrous turn >Massive explosion rocks jihadist HQ in west Aleppo
Leo Powell
>Updates from earlier today for those who may have missed
>HTS militants stormed offices of the #Syrian Opposition Interim Government >Govt renewed assault on Maghar Mir front >Suheil arrives to lead offensive in Idlib >Homs : reconciliation of 121 wanted persons >Terror and panic in Yemen as Saudi airstrikes rock capital city – video >Damascus Al Sheikh Mountain - Mount Hermon - Quneitra >Northern Hama >Idlib Militants say they destroyed a car loaded with elements of the Syrian Army >Aleppo >Rebel mass surrender takes place across Homs >Khanaser >Footage of a Mi-28N destroying an ISIS tank >Aleppo >Conflict in Donetsk escalates >Khanasir - Heavy clashes continue on Al-Ramlah axis >Maghar al-Mir footage >Sinai ISIS attack
Alexander Price
Maybe you should space out the links, like this.
>Jerusalem UN vote: Trump threatens US aid recipients (Cross-thread)
>Fatemiyoun Brigade top commander & military expert (in training) Mohamed Akram has been killed by #ISIS (Cross-thread)
>Intense clashes breakout between Israeli forces, Palestinians in Bethlehem (Cross-thread)
>President Trump commutes prison sentence of Sholom Rubashkin after 8 years served (Cross-thread)
>Abu Duhur Airbase (Cross-thread)
>ANNA News 'Battle for Mayadin' (Cross-thread)
>HaiderAlAbadi is calling for an emergency cabinet meeting (Cross-thread)
And don't greentext the "updates and important posts" bit.
Ethan Young
>More updates from earlier today
>Saudi-led coalition launches fresh airstrikes, at least 9 killed in Shabwa >Ahrar Al-Sham detonated a tunnel & damaged a BMP in #Harasta >Unilateral moves on Jerusalem threaten peace – Vatican >Russia ‘working on defensive measures’ to counter possible new sanctions >Iran denies arming Yemen rebels after Saudi accusations >Egyptian officials say security forces have clashed with extremist militants near the airport of the northern Sinai >Russian MoD denies allegations of strikes in Syria’s Idlib >justkurdistanthings.jpg >FSA news >N. #Hama's towns still heavily bombed by #RuAF >ISIS sacrifices dozens of fighters to capture important town in southeast Idlib Misc K*rd news >White Helmets >Iraqi forces squash ISIL’s attempt to cross the Syrian border >Jihadist rebels hold onto key town in southern Idlib after fierce battle with Syrian forces >IS capture Rasm al-Hamam town >Daraa >Hama: Jaish Nasr commander says Regime forces are mobilizing in the N. countryside >Russian jets rain hell over jihadist positions in northern Hama
Adam Flores
......behead me for not removing the (Cross-thread)s
Carter Howard
nth for death to all Jews and niggers :DD
Ian Lewis
Good evening how's it going?
Ryder Murphy
>And I've already deleted the other (imperfect) versions.
>yfw i got them all.... i should really have a meme for something like this
Brayden Martinez
>Maybe you should space out the links, like this. Yeah I slacked on spacing them out, will start tomorrow. >And don't greentext the "updates and important posts" bit. I'll do that when you stop doing your weird greentext ;^) >Like you always do
Oliver James
The evening, is, quite normal, for this, time of the day. REEEEEEEEEE, IT'S A TIC!!! I'd like to see what you come up with.
Josiah Lewis
>Reposting the Sesame Street article, it's just too good. NEW YORK (Thomson Reuters Foundation) - Muppets to the rescue! The “Sesame Street” television show and a leading charity received a $100 million grant on Wednesday to use the Muppets to reach millions of war-affected children in the Middle East.
The Sesame Workshop and International Rescue Committee (IRC) will focus on children in Syria, Jordan, Lebanon and Iraq with a local version of “Sesame Street,” according to the John D. and Catherine T. MacArthur Foundation that gave the five-year grant.
The project aims to reach 1.5 million refugee and displaced children up to the age of 8 in those countries with storybooks, toys, games and resources designed for use in homes and in health, outreach and community centers, the IRC said.
More broadly the “Sesame Street” programming, which will teach language, reading and other skills, should reach 9.4 million children throughout the Middle East via television, mobile phones, digital platforms and other means, it said.
Featuring colorful characters such as the Cookie Monster, Big Bird and other Muppets, the long-running “Sesame Street” is highly regarded for teaching children to read, count and learn colors, along with tackling issues of race, tolerance and death.
“The most famous street in the world is going to spread its message of joy and love and laughter to some of the most vulnerable children in the world,” IRC Chief Executive David Miliband told the Thomson Reuters Foundation in an interview.
“They’ve lost parents or brothers or sisters. They’ve lost homes. They’ve lost their country.”
>CONT
Liam Richardson
Millions of children across the Middle East, ravaged by civil wars and persecution, have been forced to flee their homes, fall behind or not attend school, live in poverty and suffer trauma and danger, according to world aid groups.
Miliband called the project a “long-term investment in the stability of the Middle East.”
“It’s a great commitment to the children we are going to help, and I think it’s a great stake in the ground against the faithless who would say that the refugee crisis is insoluble,” he said.
Asked which Muppet might be most popular in the Middle East, he said: “Everyone loves Big Bird.”
As with other “Sesame Street” expansions, this will feature new indigenous Muppets, a Sesame Workshop spokeswoman said.
Launched in 1969, “Sesame Street” has won multiple awards for its approach, educational content and message of inclusion.
”This may be our most important initiative ever, and we are humbled by the trust and confidence that has been placed in us, said Jeffrey Dunn, chief executive of Sesame Workshop, in a statement.
Joseph Cox
>REEEEEEEEEE, IT'S A TIC!!! Jej, I know
Tyler Allen
I'd like to see how this backfires. Especially when their competition is stuff like this
Leo Thompson
Later lads.
Landon Sullivan
Good night Burger Baker. >The Graveyard Shift has officially begun.
Ian Myers
gn.
I think i'm out too.
Oliver Hernandez
Big Bird gets beheaded, Grouch goes to Jannah, and Elmo gets mistaken for a Yezidi girl and sold as a sex slave.
Tyler Anderson
Good night Deepy. Jej. If only.
Eli Scott
How can Elmo even compete
Sebastian Reed
hihihi. is that so?
what he needed is to go to their side and move with their bs inorder to avoid being naled.
Lucas Smith
I wonder if jews exists in my country, I haven't seen them in my whole life.
Andrew Nelson
Maybe you have, and you didn't know it was (((them)))
Kevin Cook
Lmao, that's what homsi looks like?
Cameron Garcia
Were you expecting pic related?
Levi Johnson
Sesame street on Memri when?
Isaac Mitchell
alright then, gonna LARP a bit I guess
Parker Lopez
I expected a 15 year old.
Jacob Stewart
*Enterprise suffers an impact* *Everyone in the hall goes to one side* >30 minutes later *Another impact* *Everyone in the same hall goes to the other side* According to Europe, the Islamist dude is 15.
Nathan Nelson
Second this
Nathan Carter
yes they are very subtle also they tent to alter their names to not be recognized as jews they like to keep an low profile and work in the backround so that they goyim don't know it.
They often work e.g as an manager from some degenerate artists, models and stuff like that. Think about some person which is often in TV and you just think "Man that dude is scum how can he be so successful" and expect that some jew has his greedy claws on it
Cooper Robinson
Gib More homsi
Benjamin Campbell
>Be me >Driving to mall for Christmas shopping >Fuckton of traffic >Put on signal >Accidentally cut off pic related >Pic related chimps out >Comes out of his range Rover to fight >Hits my tail light and breaks it >Comes to my window yelling obscenities wants to fight >Pull out my 9mm >See's it and calls me names for having gun >Takes pic of my license plate calls 911 >Cops pull me over >Pic related fled the scene for some reason >Bro cop hears me out and calls the dude an asshole >Gives me his card to avoid future problems
How's your upcoming holiday season going /sg/?
Carson Fisher
That's the only one.
Daniel King
And then there's this guy
Anthony Bailey
His eyebrows are manicured. He's kinda cute Imo
Connor Sanchez
Shit, I still have to buy my sister something
Eli Sanchez
Every Fucking Time Also, i'm noticing this only as I am watching DS9, but every time "how much time you need to fix it" "X time" "I give you Y" (where Y always ≤ half of X) At this point I think the engineers always say more time than what they really needed
Samuel Collins
You filthy kuffar keep trying to insult our revolution with things such as pic related.
But in reality, this is all easy explainable as we see business dresses. From the left side to right side: 1. Dressed up for business success as a beloved Jihadi mom 2. Typical dress for committing adultery. Children must not see this 3. Wishes to get raped for her (almost western) sex appeal. Bismillah hide your children's eyes from this 4. This is how witches love to dress and we know how they try to shrink your penis with their shia-like sorcery. This criminal dress is actually worse than not yet beheaded nusayris, huge haram level
Asher Hill
That's a super comfy looking winter tiger
Jordan Cox
Montgomery Scott started the giving more time than needed trend. Also >Dangerous situation on the surface >Better get the entire senior staff.
Easton Bell
I still don't understand why the fuck people get out of their cars to fight.
I mean someone made a mistake, just scream at him then move on. But not only wasting your time, but potentially getting injured over something that will bear no results (once shit at driving forever shit at driving)
Cameron Cox
Gib her the beins :DDDDDD
Jackson Robinson
I support teheran's way of Islam dress desu
Charles Carter
This Hoodies are qt tbqh
Daniel Baker
>I cannea Du it captain, the comprlession matrix has ruptured a coolant valve and wee are five minutes from core breach > you have 2 minutes to fix it, Mr Scott
James Morgan
Nah, she's a fat bitch and I'm a fag
Carter Adams
>Asian >bad at driving You fuckers almost got me killed Open your eyes when on the road you cunts Also yes, it's embarrsing when people start road fights over road rage
Caleb Phillips
>we have to reconnect the transmitter/wire/.... >we have to invert the polarity of the frequency And not forget >universal translator >somehow random (mainly Klingon) words sound like they are without any translation
REEEEEEEE Star trek was awesome don't talk shit about it Voyager is only for people with Kino taste DS9 is okay still need to start properly ...hanvent seen the original series
Brody Ramirez
A bag of pot? I am sure lawgoy can fix you up Unironcially get a her some clothes or something Ripped jeans
Nathaniel Myers
Qapla'
Elijah Hall
This guy was definitely crazy lol but this is why I have guns to deter violence. But man after he cracked my tail light, I wish I could have put 2 in his chest. Barbaric
Colton Ortiz
anyone have a link to homsis q&a?
Elijah Wood
>Bridge has to call Engineering for warp speed.
Easton Davis
I'm going by year of production Done with Original + animated, as well as The Next Gen in the midst of DS9 Next Imma watch voyager Enterprise and the new Netflix one Wonder at what point it is best to watch the movies tho
Xavier Morris
Because the war engine is in engineering control and you can't hit warp with out straining the core >nubs
Christopher Butler
>t. amil
Camden Jenkins
>Bridge has to call Phaser Room for phasers instead of pushing one button on Bridge.
William Turner
>Somewhat problematic issue (often also related to Prime Directive) pups up >in every single given series so far, the Doctor is the one that has the "bleeding heart" lines
Anthony Russell
Japanese driving is pretty good.
Chinese are famous for being shit at driving. I will never forget the taxi ride I got when I went to Hunan. It felt like sitting in a rollercoaster.
Robert Barnes
Watch the series first, then move on to the movies associated with those series. Voyager is dope. >In all series, there is a Captains Ready Room, except for TOS.
Bentley Long
> he thinks voyager is good
Connor Anderson
Not an argument.
Austin Campbell
>TOS >extra hot chick walks in >Well, guess Kirk gonna get laid another time >tfw token Spock/Bones get laid episode as TOS approach an end >tfw Kirk seduces a *biological* baby to save the situation
There's no stakes, no character arcs and they hit the reset button at the end of every episode.
Austin Flores
Let's check these, because why not? >TOS >Red Alert is called while Bones is giving Kirk a physical >Bones ignores Red Alert.
>Crewman has trouble following orders >Better keep him around until the 15th time, and then dismiss him.
Andrew Price
It's , not Brainlet
Jayden Taylor
I see teh classification issue is problematic Also I want to _______ Jadzia
Jason Smith
>There's no stakes Being completely alone, alone raises the stakes >no character arcs What is Seven of Nine? >they hit the reset button at the end of every episode. Not always.
Josiah Williams
> jadzia I see you haven't hit season 6 yet where actual best girl turns up
Jace Price
I like the graveyard shift because it's chill
Carson Walker
Damn, I need to catch up on my sleep.
Adam Murphy
See Enterprise season 3 for how voyager should have been
>not be taken advantage of >give israel billions after billions of aid My iq is to low to understand this chess play
Colton Allen
Buy her some workout DVDs. Get Richard Simmons ones since you're a fag
Owen Gutierrez
Stargate SG-1 >>>>>Star Trek
Andrew Reed
>TNG >Someone just threatened the crew/captain/ship on a communication >Deanna Troi "I sense.... hostility.... and anger" >"He's hiding something" "what" "I can't tell" >"Councelor, can you sense his real intentions?" "something's blocking my empathic abilities" Every scene with her except that one time where she tries to pass the exams for the promotion = eyes rolling
Hunter Turner
give her an poster of Suheil
Chase Ross
> McGayvar and Egyptian ayylmaos No thanks
Jayden Perry
I'm in the middle of se 4 ep 9 and holy moly the hologram deck has some interesting chicks
Kevin Lee
>All series >Admirals and above issue orders that fuck up literally everything
Dominic White
I'd rather tell her to stop eating cookie dough.
Nicholas Johnson
You make that sound like it's a bad thing
Christian Richardson
Want to buy time in my holobrothel, Hewmaan? Only 15 strips of gold pressed latnum an hour
Xavier Parker
>All series I've seen so far >the system to expel the core when it's about to explode never works
Leo Stewart
I hope inflations was a hell of a beast because otherwise I could never afford that