Why haven't you worshiped me in recent times, Sup Forums?!

Why haven't you worshiped me in recent times, Sup Forums?!

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We literally just had a thread that lasted an entire week for Yuki

And who is Yuki?

There were some six threads last week

The church of Sasaki.

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Worship me butthole with yer tongue,then maybe I'll think of rewatching S2.

nobody remembers you nowdays

Endless eight was a mistake

My brain agrees, but my dick thinks otherwise

My God gives me parking spots and shit. You can't even give me a third season.

Lets pray for our godess of pachinko

It's been too long since you last performed a miracle. Step up your divine game.

She does miracles for my dick every other day though

Because I dropped your show while it was airing

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I worship your creation!

I still do. Just not as often.

I offer a sacrifice of semen regularly though.

I have always hated you and your shitty show. Where's that fucking FMP remake already?

Season not remake.

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Who cares about that generic shit?

I want to lean Haruhi against this desk and rail her from behind in this bunny costume.

I will worship you when I get a new season.

d > b

Me

What is the best order to watch the seasons and the movie? Is the 2009 version similar to FMA and FMA-B or are the stories different?

I wish I could read through just ONE of these threads without getting a painful boner.

you should see a doctor about that

How though? Are you going to take the costume off first? Or do that uncomfortable thing where you pull the fabric aside and have shitty PVC texture grinding on your dick?

Watch it chronologically if watching the whole thing. The left order only works for the first season and if you disregard the existence of the 2nd and the movie. All episodes are important though.

cool thanks

I would pick her by her arm to take her out of the chair, lean her against the desk, then rip her clothes, but only the part where I would put my dick since clothed sex is so much better. She probably wouldn't mind much, after all, having fun and new experiences is all she wants.

i'm trying my best haruhi

I have a new god now.

Haruhi was japanese, and axis cult is the devil.

Never tell weaboos the truth, Huey

Der Junge ist ja total bedient.

You should deal with it

I have, I read the first book and I have the next 3 on the mail. I haven't watched the anime though.

My god gave me president Donald Trump.

I don't worship being X

Will the series ever get an ending?

Yes

Because last time we tried you got your show stuck in an endless loop.

That's it you motherfucker.

Most likely not. The author has pretty much abandoned it.

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I hate Mikuro.

Don't be ashamed It's 2017 after all

ashamed of what?

Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks.

I don't find her that attractive for anime standards, Haruhi is better and Mikuro is just annoying and vapid.

Put no other god before Haruhi, for Haruhi is a jealous god!

>jealous
>implying
She knows she's already won.

>watch

No, you read it. It's an LN; it's not difficult.

You're not wrong. Mikuro is the obvious worst out of the main girls, especially when she has to compete with both Haruhi and Nagato.

I'm not a particular fan of Nagato, but she's indeed leagues above Mikuro.

Literally who?

Present Mikuru is because she just obeys instructions.
Future Mikuru is pretty cool.

AND Haruhi spake all the words, saying,

I am Haruhi thy God, which have brought thee out of the hand land of Moeblob, out of the house of bondage.

Thou shalt have no other gods before me.

Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven images, or any likeness of any thing that is Yuki, or that is Ryoko, or that is Mikuru.

Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I Haruhi thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the anons upon thy posts unto the third and fourth years of them that hate me;

And shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my commandments.

Thou shalt not that the name of Haruhi thy God in vain; for I will not hold him guiltless that taketh her name in vain.

Remember the Endless Eight, to keep in holy.

Seven days thou shalt post, and do all they work;

But the eighth day is sabbath of Haruhi thy God; in it thou shalt not do any work, nor thy alts, nor thy alt IPs, thy father, thy mother, nor thy Kyon, nor thy computer that is within thy gates:

For in seven days Haruhi made the heaven and the earth, the threads, and all that in them is, and rested on the eighth day: wherefore Haruhi blessed the sabbath day, and hallowed it.

Honor thy LN and thy alternate universes: that thy days be long upon the land which Haruhi thy God giveth thee.

Thou shalt not love Yuki.

Thou shalt not look at Sasaki.

Thou shalt not look at Mikuru.

Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy imouto.

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's posts, thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's waifu. nor is husbando, nor his Kyon, nor his Future Mikuru, nor his Itsuki, nor any thing that is thy neighbor's.

Your personal preference is noted

Because your author is a lazy piece of shit who can't be assed to continue your story

So uh, did the drawfag who started this ever finish it? Asking for a friend.

Haruhi-ism was fun for about 5 years, but I've started to lose interest and I almost don't care anymore.

The fanarts with Haruhi and Sasaki as opposites are so good.

It's from an old Volvox image set

That's because they are and we desperately need to see it in picture

That's better like that. Can't invest too much thought in something so uncertain. Maybe if S3 comes one day I'll feel as hyped as before, but until then, moving on is the only viable course of action.

>Tfw you realize there are millennials on Sup Forums right now who would have been 10 years old when Endless 8 was airing

Getting old sucks

It's get bigger when I pull on it.

it's okay you can smoke pot now

I was around 13, but I'd already been on Sup Forums a couple years.

>You will never get to see Yasumi
What do?

>I've started to lose interest and I almost don't care anymore.
I understand this feeling, but for me it's a sad one.

Is this motherfucker depicting God as a drug addict?

>#6. The Elation of Haruhi Suzumiya: Let’s be honest, while Kyoto Animation’s other work is great, we’re all excited whenever they adapt more Haruhi. This season adapts novels 21 to 25 of the ongoing novel series, finally getting into Haruhi and Kyon’s college years, and it does a great job of balancing their ongoing relationship and their supernatural adventures. Honestly, there’s not much to say here, the Haruhi series continues to be as popular as it is for a reason.
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We are truly living in the worst timeline.

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Maybe in the beta timeline.

no user you don't want to get in the BETA timeline

Just search "volvox haruhi" it's not that hard

I have a hard time imaging a Punpun anime, let alone an OVA. I don't know if they'd be able to get the right "feel" in animated form.

Will worship help bring Sup Forums another championship?

Go voice Pachira for Magipoka season 2 for Bob Ross's sake.

Haruhi has been discontinued- er, I mean, she was never one of our deities.

go back to riding your pig's dick

Because you're irrelevant.

That shouldn't be the case.

It's not our fault if Tanigawa allowed Haruhiism to die by not releasing new books.

You heathen!

Spice and Wolf was still going strong after 6 years before they got their new books. Most of the people who liked Haruhi are gone and replaced with people who hate the series nowadays.

Didn't they get anime afterward though?
Haruhi has been at a standstill since 2011, Disappearance is a satisfying open ending for the series so people expected more in the next few years but stopped waiting afterward.

It's also and mostly because we had all these fake S3 announcement, nobody has time to believe again after all that shit

>It's also and mostly because we had all these fake S3 announcement, nobody has time to believe again after all that shit

Between Endless 8 and pachinko, there was just too much trolling for people to maintain their faith

This year was pretty bad too. Big hype for 10th anniversary, get a live action commercial advertising something. End result is a (mediocre) song that was already in pachinko machines and a really overpriced re-release of the blu-rays (which I don't even think sold more than like 500 copies given that it didn't show up in sales charts at all).

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Honestly it's just been continuous disappointment since the end of S1. Disappearance was the only bright spot, and even that was after we all expected Disappearance to be in S2.

There was no worse time than Endless 8 though. I honestly can't think of a time when Sup Forums was shittier than when Endless 8 was airing.

>hating on E8

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>Honestly it's just been continuous disappointment since the end of S1

At least you stuck with the ever better novels like a true follower, right?

I did but I just want to see them animated now. The ride never ends.