>meanwhile on Wild West pol
Meanwhile on Wild West pol
PASS THE WHISKEY.
YEEEHAWWWWW
down in el paso at rosa's cantina, i fell in love with a mexican girl....
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>be me
>saloon bartender
>someone walks in and asks for a glass of water
Top kek they never learn do they?
what you doin' in our town, boy?!
Alright cunts give me all your rum or I'll let the emus loose.
I got banned from Faceberg for two weeks for posting that image
Well shit fire them there cantankerous city slicker yellow bellied kikes need to get gassed, but what in tarnation!? I can't seem to work the blasted confangled contraption!
THARS A SNEK IN MUH BOOT!
Fast forward to the end:
>be American
>get shot
I hate niggers, kikes, and spics. They bring crime, they're rapists, they're thieves, and they're ruing these United State. Send 'em all back to where they came from I say.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
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>be burger
>live in wild west
>don't get shot because gun crime is nearly non-existent
>don't get diabetes because food is healthy
>shart in outhouse because you actually have respect for yourself
i was born too late
>be me
>8 out of ten cowboy with long pistol
>still no qt3,14 indian wife
kek
God's work, user. God's work.
>people are getting Indian wives
I fought a war against those injuns for nothing?
What’s best for shooting tipiniggers, Colt or S&W?
>tfw dying
>tfw mexican girl comes gives me one last kiss on the cheek
>RIP ME
>tfw in afterlife watching her fuck the dude who killed me
>tfw literally Western cuck
Reminder that the "Wild" West was safer than most modern niggervilles.
What about the Winchester?
Guys what's a jew?
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A Henry rifle, who would anyone want to shoot so fast?
Wait this is not /k/, nvm.
Any of y'all faggits headed out californy ways? I got the urge to blaze a trail and shoot some savages dead I reckon'.
A hunchbacked hook nose merchant who likes to mutilate their children’s dicks.
>Look at flag
Post 20% face.paint
>It's true
>It's true
Look a here, I reckon. Create a nigglet/drone free society.
jews owned most of the saloons and inns in deadwood and controlled 90%+ of the silver by the time the veins were exhausted. they were the wealthiest demographic in the wild west and responsible for the exploitation of the chinese who were shanghaied and brought to work on the railroads.
roughly one in three cowboys were black. their experience on southern plantations and lower wages made them desirable to ranches on the high plains.
I’m sure rootin tootin Adolf will take care of that problem.
Filabuster her hind end
Them one of them Mormon types? God damn heathen. Worse than injuns. Maybe those potato peelers at Tammany Hall can fix it.
GETCHA NIGGER HERE GETCHA NIGGER HERE NIGGERS FOR SALE RIGHT HERE GET EM WHILE THEY LAST
Tbh we should just pick our own cotton
ARGGGGG, I be a pirate
lol you go ahead and pick your own cotton you cuck, I'll be with the boys rounding up some injuns while my niggers pick mine
No no im not a nigger lover think about it. They’ll get all uptidity untill the government gives them equal rights, the Jews will let them dominate our culture and get away with murdering us and we’ll all be mulattos. We should send them back before it’s too late.
Don't tread on me
Oy vey, that will be $13.25 for the mining supplies, $4 for a 3 week supply of hardtack, and $3 for the whiskey. Your total comes to $45.
>so I heard the Nigra's are trying to get the other 2/5ths...
Cocksuckers
>you uneducated shitkicking rednecks
>you hate niggers but without them your cotton industry would be gone
>I challenge anyone in this saloon to prove to me that they're not equal to you or me.
>Here's a professional hint: you can't.
>wait what are you doing THESE ARE NEW DUNGAREES
>Be me
>Be nignog
>Get shot
Hahah dont judge me guys i am from reddit and I thogt it would be funy lol
>"IN THE FUTURE YALL WILL BE ABLE TO WATCH A FELLER PICK SHARDS OF GLASS OUT HIS BUNGHOLE ANY TIME YOU WANT."
>ah fuck guys it's Crazy Barron again
>"Alright Barron we'll buy you a drink if you just shut the hell up with your nonsense."
>"...ANY."
>"TIME."
well during this ''western times'' is was late 1800s wasn't it? My family were living in Pakistan bak then.
wood fugg
I could give 2 shits.
>tfw dying of dysentery
go back
Hello, Mayor Kahn. Having a part and parcel day, are we?
You'll only get reddit-tier faggots with this small bait.
Post yer redpilled frontier dime novels, boys. Photograph related is required reading.
IT'S ABSOLUTELY HAPPENING AT HIGH NOON!!!
God’s punishment for going on Cuckbook in the first place.
Do you feel lucky cunt ? Well do ya ?
A SSSSSSNEKKKKKKKK or just a SNEK?
There’s a subtle difference.
HOWDY GOYS.
Let’s go rustle is up some roasties!!
Sammy the yid shot up the saloon again!
Does anyone need a horse? I Brought Two Too Many.
Off duty law officer killed my brother ;_;
Only Wild West states may post in this thread
everyone else GTFO
When I say draw you pull that dildo out and shoot on the count of 3. 3 2 1 draw.
catchuw pocket sand
if they get uppity we'll just lynch em, not much of a bother. Besides, why would the government give them equal rights? Niggers can't vote.
TAR THE INDIANS
COLONIAL WARS NOW
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING IRISH RUINING EVERYTHING WITH THEIR CATHOLICISM AND DRINKING!!!!!!!
THE ONLY PEOPLE WORSE THAN YOU ARE NIGGERS
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Gawd damn boy :DDD
that was the most retarded scene I have ever seen, I'm ashamed one of my countrymen did this
do the prostitutes accept bitcoin
Finland listens to Ghost ?
>Your jus chillin' in a salloon and this guy slaps your girlfriends ass.
What do you do?
is that Chief Slapahoe boooy ?
I was born here
run for your life now brother
Bu...but we wuz cowboys n sheit.
mormons are fucking insane and aren't welcome here
>unironically enjoying listening to this in background.
Thanks buckaroo.
>Gets on horse
>Rides off into the sunset
Howdy partner
Let's go up bareback mountain tonight ;-)
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It's funny because being a cowboy was a shit job and it was a large number of mexicans and blacks that were involved in the cattle drives. People at the time would not have been surprised to see blacks on horseback, although many saloons in the frontier boom towns had policies not to serve cowboys and they were not welcome due to their lower class.
Ranch owners and the core ranch hands were obviously white and they picked up the cowboy and rodeo culture from the mexican Vaquero by the end of the 19th century. Buffalo Bill also helped sanitize the cowboy image for eastern audiences as part of his famous "Wild West Show".
The gunslinger/sharpshooter cowboy mythos was actually totally unrelated part of the west. That came from the buffalo hunters who supplied meat for the small army of railroad workers. Adventure writers like Emilio Salgari shifted from writing pirate fiction to writing western fiction and the "wild west" was born in Chicago and NYC.
Stay away from our women gr*ngo
>tfw you can't afford to move to the frontier and starve to death in the old world
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That's nawt a knoif. This is a knoif.
COME ONE COME ALL AND WITNESS THE WONDEROUS SAVAGERY OF THE AFRICAN NEGRO FROM THE DARKEST CONTINENT!
HERE WE SEE IT PERFORMING A PAGAN RITUAL FOR UNKNOWN, but likely nefarious, PURPOSE!
ktchew pocket spoiders
What kind of shitskin revisionist history are you pushing here Schlomo?
Maybe that shit flies in leafland but that’s not even close to an honest look at the cowboy ethos you fucking retard.
GET ME MY RAKE, BOYS!
Can we finally address the falsehood of the wealthy wild west?
Back in the Rhine lands we were told that if we go to the Americas we will become rich in a matter of months. I sold my lands and I came here, what a fucking scam I dreamed of how I will go back and how I will have a palace and how I will finally have money to marry Helga but I don't even have money to buy a boat ticket
Just fucking kill me already
Do it yourself, coward.
Just packed up all my belongings. Got 5 months worth of bacon and flour on hand and plenty of gunpowder and bullets. Wish me luck lads im off to Oregon
Looks like this white man’s town is in need of...BLACK MAN’S LAW!
[Boss nigga!]
Hope you brought some extra axles
>implying I’m not already a radical coboyist
Anyone who knows what this is, is a fucking legend.
Even the phrase "Cow Boy" comes from slavery as a black slaves were responsible for watching the herds in slave owning states (Louisiana even had a law requiring two slaves per 100 cattle). The white supervisors were Cowhands and the slaves were Cow Boys.
This is not revisionist history. Revisionist history is the Roy Rogers signing cowboy. The 20th century cowboy is a creation of the Hollywood Jew and the Italian adventure/fantasy writers of the late 19th century.
>I don't like Jews. Or colored folk. Or natives, now that you mention it... I bet you like Catholics. Can't stand them neither. Nor women, Fabians, Socialists, homosexuals, Asians, or British
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