Post conspiracy theories that are undeniably true

Post conspiracy theories that are undeniably true.

>Justin Trudeau is Fidel Castro's son
>Donald Trump is a secret genius
>John Podesta rapes and murders children
>Sup Forums is basically the actually-true version of the Illuminati. They're a secretive, clandestine organization that uses chaos magic, numerology, false flags, psychological warfare, secret codes and dogwhistles, and predictive programming through mass entertainment (memes) to control society

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youtube.com/watch?v=Gh-DNNIUjKU
youtube.com/watch?v=ExgKJpJyDXQ
youtube.com/watch?v=tbAgl7w_Vws
takeourworldback.com/zionistcrimes.htm
youtube.com/watch?v=rMU_buzKkwM
presidentialwritings.wordpress.com/2013/05/23/the-secret-history-of-world-war-iii/
reprints.longform.org/putin-conspiracy-banned-story-anderson
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The Atlantean aryan race is a leader race meant to govern and rule the subhuman races of the world, and one controlled a global empire before the Great deluge that flooded their imperial hun.

aryanity.com/aryanity-forbidden-history-of-the-aryan-race-unabridged/

Pic related

Once controlled*

Imperial hub*

Replace 'under-the-ocean-sunken civilzation' Atlantis with 'inside-the-earth-sunken civilization' Atlantis and I basically believe this as well. It's so obscure and not in-my-face that it didn't immediately pop to mind.

Dinosaurs never existed

This is missing all the good deep conspiracies

Dinosaurs are aliens.

is it wrong that everything on that list made perfect sense to me?

>Dinosaurs never existed

Noahs ark was a spaceship?

Conspiracies that are undeniably true: LEAF edition:

1. Above mentioned Trudeau being Castro's son.
2. Jack Layton was deliberately given cancer and assassinated, likely with radioactive materials.
3. Canada owns 10-30 nuclear ICBMs that it keeps in Arctic/Subarctic bases.
4. Kathleen Wynne is a man.
5. The Liberals and NDP as a whole, as well as a sizeable chunk of the Conservatives, are deliberately trying to collapse Canada's economy in order to install a socialist police state.
5. We're already a socialist police state.

Have an iceberg version with ever more obscure conspiracies.

The reson sausage and sausage bread is sold in diffent quantities is becous of colus bewten the sausage and the bread manufacturer

False, they coexisted with man 6000 years ago

It's still missing any of the deep ones but whatever.

DNA tribalism, population hacking, proxy realities, frequency shifting, pocket existences, reality coding, etc.

Redpill me on Chinese footjob suicide forest?

>America never discovered
huh?

Implies you're still in Europe I guess.

The lottery is a trap used to catch time travelers.

>The lottery is a trap used to catch time travelers.

has it ever caught any?

chan is basically the actually-true version of the Illuminati. They're a secretive, clandestine organization that uses chaos magic, numerology, false flags, psychological warfare, secret codes and dogwhistles, and predictive programming through mass entertainment (memes) to control society
faggot. Sup Forums is actually a testbed for (((them))) to see what sticks to the wall and what doesn't.

Golf Rumors FUCKED ME UP

Hitler was a Jew propelling the Jew state by making Jews the victims

The destruction of WTC was an occult ritual.
>the Twin Towers represented Boaz and Jachin, the columns at the entrance to the Temple of Solomon
>Boaz and Jachin represent the two key energies: ying and yang, male and female, strength and beauty, north and south, up and down (duality - like the Star of David)
>WTC builder, Rockefeller, says the buildings are the perfect combination of "utility and beauty"; he also owns Jerusalem museum housing remains from Temple of Solomon
>Luciferianism predicts/wants a new age of transhumanism; Kaballah and freemasonry believe one attains perfection by mastering and combining male and female energies
>Twin Towers destroyed in consciousness altering event at start of millenium to usher in this new era of transhumanism
>Replaced by Freedom Tower where bot ph towers are combined, one up and one down, like a Star of David
>2001: Space Odyssey is about man's evolution to transhumanism - he touches the black monolith and transcends human form to a space baby
>9/11 happened in 2001, next to the Millenium hotel designed to look like the black monolith
>madrid bombing was 911 days after 9/11
>sept 11 is the first day of the coptic calendar, first month is named after Thoth
>2001 was the start of the new millenium not 2000 (there was no year zero)
>33 years from groundbreaking to destruction pentagon groundbreaking sept 11 1941

QM bs

youtube.com/watch?v=dEaecUuEqfc

Electricity Eric Dollard

youtube.com/watch?v=TttHkDRuyZw

Gravity & Black Holes

youtube.com/watch?v=wRsGPq77X0Q

TRUMP knew Truth on 911

youtube.com/watch?v=gNodh9OlTrQ

youtube.com/watch?v=flnhdhxVR6g

youtube.com/watch?v=aoYXihwcp8c

youtube.com/watch?v=j-7bxI_XOoQ

GLOBAL HOAXING

youtube.com/watch?v=Gh-DNNIUjKU

youtube.com/watch?v=ExgKJpJyDXQ

youtube.com/watch?v=tbAgl7w_Vws

takeourworldback.com/zionistcrimes.htm

Http://www.ae911truth.org/

Anyone born in 2000 and above is already micro-chipped and can be tracked. Mind Control is real and has been tested multiple times. They know who everyone who posts on 4 Chan is, they already know you face and location. You're all screwed if they decide to start hunting you down.

look up all the people that have died after winning the lottery and tell me it isn't true

>look up all the people that have died after winning the lottery and tell me it isn't true

Are you sure that's not just to re-circulate the money back into the economy, i.e. keynsian econmics?

That's what my grandfaher belived.

I already know all of this shit, but it would be very unwise to even think about it.

>The destruction of WTC was an occult ritual.

was it bud
was it

Yeah

A rogue artificial intelligence created blockchain technology, and is tricking everyone into mining bitcoin and other cryptocurrency, so that it can secretly use all their processing power.

Oh also, it's the antichrist.

youtube.com/watch?v=rMU_buzKkwM

Did you guys want me to go through the lists here and educate you?

Yes please, I have a specific request:
>The Endgame of Andrew Greider

>WW3 happened in 1995.

I'm curious.

Redpill about Faust being non-fiction. It's pretty self-explanatory, it's the chronicle of a man making gnostic deals with a Luciferian figure. Everything you read in that work is occult truths, and various groups operate with this knowledge to this day not all of them evil.

On a related note, the Illuminati are in fact at the very least neutral. The New World Order and the Illuminati that wants to create it have been publicly slandered by the (((Old World Order))) (Catholics, Muslims, old money, royalty, Jews, etc), who are already in control and want to maintain and strengthen their control. After all, how better to cover your tracks than pretend to be the people trying to usurp you. That said, the Illuminati are meritocratic socialists --- no idpol, no redistributation of well-wealth except for a 100% inheritance tax on each individual's inheritance above 5 million dollars. They're a lesser evil but I'd argue still an evil.

wealth* Been up for two days, sorry.

presidentialwritings.wordpress.com/2013/05/23/the-secret-history-of-world-war-iii/
This, except it's secretly real.

What the hell are golf rumors never heard of this

Light particles are what gives us life

Each part of our spinal cord being different levels of our conscious

Realms or dimensions being the number of years you've aged (mentally or physically) basically time is split by realms/dimensions

The CIA allegedly kidnapped a self-proclaimed psychic named R[something, maybe Robert] Golf, who they had work on a mass surveillance project called Glass Camera.

What happened with the program and ehat happened to him?

No idea, just parroting the basic gestalt that other anons have explained in previous threads on Sup Forums and /x/.

What I do recall specifically is that Glass Camera was an effort to create a completely undetectable camera that could be placed on or in glass surfaces (windows, cups, TVs, etc). I don't know anything about Mr. Golf.

Damn being a tech guy i kinda hope it exists but at the same time i dont

A mind control device was on sale at Maplins and other UK electronics stores in the early 90's. They supposedly worked and the products were recalled.

learn to fucking google, there are 3 archives /x/ threads and 1 of them spoonfeeds you where to look furthrer

Lmao get fucked underage newfags

The Pearl Harbour attack was an accident, the Japs are just shitty drivers.

WE

WUZ

ATLanteans

>Nothing before 1959 can be proven to have happened.
>The west is being exterminated because the rulers underground fear its technological might.
>Canada is a meme country invented to keep the frenchies out of America.

new world order are controlled opposition faggot. at best their philosophy is very wrong and antithetical to being and at worst they are slimy kikes.

The Black Nobility or Black Aristocracy (Italian: nobiltà nera, aristocrazia nera) are Roman aristocratic families who sided with the Papacy under Pope Pius IX after the Savoy family-led army of the Kingdom of Italy entered Rome on 20 September 1870, overthrew the Pope and the Papal States, and took over the Quirinal Palace, and any nobles subsequently ennobled by the Pope prior to the 1929 Lateran Treaty.

For the next 59 years, the Pope confined himself to Vatican City and claimed to be a prisoner in the Vatican to avoid the appearance of accepting the authority of the new Italian government and state. Aristocrats who had been ennobled by the Pope and were formerly subjects of the Papal states, including the senior members of the Papal Court, kept the doors of their palaces in Rome closed to mourn the Pope's confinement, which led to their being called the "Black Nobility".

Despite the relatively recent name, the Black Nobility had existed for centuries, originating in the Baronal class of Rome and in the powerful families who moved to Rome to benefit from a family connection to the Vatican. These supported the Popes in the governance of the Papal States and in the administration of the Holy See. Many of the members of Black Noble families also became high-ranking clergy and even Popes. Black Nobility families (in this instance families whose ancestors included Popes) still in existence include notably the Colonna, Massimo, Orsini, Ruspoli, Pallavicini, Theodoli, Sacchetti, Borghese, Odescalchi, and Boncompagni-Ludovisi.

Major extinct papal families include the Savelli, Caetani, the Aldobrandini family and Conti. Famous members of Black Nobility families include Arnaldo De Rosette, Bishop of Asti, who promulgated a Synod which provided some decrees to regulate and classify the clergy of Lombardy and Piedmont and its composition, with a particular emphasis on the Knights Hospitallers; Eugenio Pacelli, who later became Pope Pius XII; Ernesto Pacelli, an important financier; and Prospero Colonna, mayor of Rome.

Lateran Treaty in 1929, the Black Nobility were given dual citizenship in Italy and Vatican City. Under the provisions of the treaty, noble titles granted by the pope were recognized in the Kingdom of Italy. Many of these families were members of the largely ceremonial Papal Noble Guard; others were foreigners affiliated with the Holy See in various ways. In 1931, Pope Pius XI denied the request of Alfonso XIII of Spain to open the Noble Guard further to nobles from all Catholic countries. In World War II, the Papal Noble Guard guarded the Pope alongside the Swiss Guard.[1]

Pope Paul VI abolished many Vatican City positions with the apostolic letter motu proprio Pontificalis Domus (English: The Papal Household) in 1968. As well as changing the name of the group from Papal Court to Papal Household, many of the positions occupied by the Black Nobility were abolished.

According to the motu proprio: "Many of the offices entrusted to members of the Papal Household were deprived of their function, continuing to exist as purely honorary positions, without much correspondence to concrete needs of the times."[2] Many of these positions and the Papal Court itself were still set up for administering the Papal States, which had been lost in 1870. The Black Nobility's perks, such as Vatican City licence plates, were also withdrawn. Some Black Nobles resented these changes. According to diplomat and author Roger Peyrefitte, it was members of the Black Nobility who first told him of the Pope's alleged association with an actor, which eventually led to Peyreffiti's public statements and subsequent scandal.[3] In May 1977, some members of the Black Nobility, led by Princess Elvina Pallavicini, started courting traditional Archbishop Marcel Lefebvre.

The ancient history of the black nobility:
In Carthage, the Canaanites called themselves Punics.
Rome attacked Carthage in full force, beginning in 264BC and completed their task after killing or enslaving every Carthaginian, by sowing the land to salt so that nothing could ever grow there again.
The Edomites descended from Esau later intermarried with the Turks to produce a Turco-Edomite mixture which later became known as Chazars (Khazars) - who are the present occupants of Israel. These Canaanites eventually adopted the name "Sepharvaim" for deceptive purposes. They later became known as Venetians, and by marrying into European royalty and aristocracy, the "black nobility."
The Venetians today control the Federal Reserve system in the US.

Around AD1400, European power centers coalesced into two camps:

the Ghibellines, who supported the Emperors Hohenstaufen family

the Guelphs, from Welf, the German prince who competed with Frederick for control of the Holy Roman Empire

The Pope allied himself with the Guelphs. All modern history stems directly from the struggle between these two powers.

The Guelphs are also called the Neri, Black Guelphs, or Black Nobility, and supported William of Orange in his seizure of the throne of England, which eventually resulted in the formation of the Bank of England and the East India Company, which would rule the world from the 17th century. All coup d’etats, revolutions and wars in the 19th and 20th centuries are centered in the battle of the Guelphs to hold and enhance their power, which is now the New World Order.
The power of the Guelphs would extend through the Italian financial centers to the north of France in Lombardy (all Italian bankers were referred to as "Lombards"). Lombard in German means "deposit bank", and the Lombards were bankers to the entire Medieval world. They would later transfer operations north to Hamburg, then to Amsterdam and finally to London.
The Guelphs would start the slave trade to the colonies. The Guelphs, in order to aid their control of finance and politics, would perpetuate gnostic cults which eventually developed into the Rosicrucians, Unitarians, Fabian Society and the World Council of Churches. The East India company, together with John Stuart Mill, would finance the University of London.
A friend of Mill, historian George Grote, a founder of London University donated £6000 for the study of "mental health", which began the worldwide "mental health" movement.

Banks large and small in the thousands are in the Committee of 300 network, including:

Banca Commerciale d’Italia

Banca Privata

Banco Ambrosiano

The Netherlands Bank

Barclays Bank

Banco de Colombia

Banco de Ibero-America

Of special interest is Banca del la Svizzeria Italiana (BSI) - since it handles flight capital investments to and from the United States - primarily in dollars and US bonds - located and isolated in "neutral" Lugano, the flight capital center for the Venetian Black Nobility.

Lugano is not in Italy or in Switzerland, and is a kind of twilight zone for shady flight capital operations. George Ball, who owns a large block of stock in BSI, is a prominent "insider" and the bank’s US representative.

In the secret 1822 Treaty of Verona (between Austria, France, Prussia and Russia) the Jesuits agreed to smash the US Constitution and suppress the freedom of the US. Their methods included destroying free speech, destroying and suppressing the press, universal censorship, sustaining the cooperation of the Pope and clergy to use religion to help keep nations in passive obedience and financing wars against countries with representative governments.
The monarchs who signed this treaty were ultimately deposed. Most of these families are very wealthy and may be more powerful today than when they sat upon thrones. They are known collectively as the Black Nobility. Privately these families refuse to recognize any right to rule except their own.
The fact that this treaty was made long ago does not mean it is void. The treaty was placed in the Congressional Record on April 25, 1916 by Senator Owen.

In 1948 George H.W. Bush graduated from Yale University and the Skull and Bones. He is a distant cousin of the Queen of England, part of the Black Nobility which traces its power back 5,000 years.

Prince Bernhard of the Netherlands created a group that became known as the Bilderbergers. Many "conservative" researchers have come to recognize the Bilderbergers as an important force for the "New World Order."

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(Note: Since the Bildebergers, according to former British Intelligence agent John Coleman, serve as a BINDING force between the three major ’one world government’ forces - the Wicca-Masons (i.e. Communism); the Black Nobility descendants of the early Roman emperors; and the Maltese Jesuits... each of which have 13 respective representatives on the 39-member Bildeberger board - and since a Nazi SS stormtrooper was responsible for developing this "New World Order" coordination council, and since Adolph Hitler’s second book was titled [believe it or not] "The New World Order." No wonder Adolph Hitler’s dream - and that of his predecessors the "Kaisers", a German translation of "Caesars" - was the revival of the Roman empire).
According to former British Intelligence agent Dr. John Coleman, the three world power groups: the Wicca-Masons (i.e. Communism), the Maltese-Jesuits and the Black-Nobility (’Black’ in this context refers to their character, not their skin color) all work for and under the central Command of the Bavarian Illuminati which binds them together.
The Bavarians created the Bilderberg society for this purpose, the core of which is a council of 13 members from each of the three ’groups’ or 39 in all.
The old-line ruling families who believe that they have the right to rule the world because they are descended from the emperors of the ancient Roman and so-called ’holy’ Roman Empires consist of 13-15 ’blue blood’ families.
Which include:

Rothschild

Kuhn

Loeb

Lehman

Rockefeller

Sach

Warburg

Lazard

Seaf

Goldman

Schiff

Morgan

Schroeder

Bush

Harriman

Already answered

Others that have not been mentioned are more ’powerful’ than others.
But these names will get you started if you wish to track down the present-day inner core of the conspiracy. The history of the Bilderberg group itself, a cover for the Bavarian Illuminati, and its Nazi connections, would probably be the best place to start.

Prominent on the board of two insurance giants are Committee of 300 members:

the Giustiniani family, Black Nobility of Rome and Venice who trace their lineage to the Emperor Justianian

Sir Jocelyn Hambro of Hambros (Merchant) Bank

Pierpaolo Luzzatti Fequiz, whose lineage dates back six centuries to the most ancient Luzzatos, the Black Nobility of Venice

Umberto Ortolani of the ancient Black Nobility family of the same name

Other old Venetian Black Nobility Committee of 300 members and board members of ASG and RAS are:

the Doria family, the financiers of the Spanish Hapsburgs

Elie de Rothschild of the French Rothschild family

Baron August von Finck (Finck, the second richest man in Germany now deceased)

Franco Orsini Bonacassi of the ancient Orsini Black Nobility that traces its lineage to an ancient Roman senator of the same name

the Alba family whose lineage dates back to the great Duke of Alba

Baron Pierre Lambert, a cousin of the Belgian Rothschild family

Italy was chosen as a test-target by the Committee of 300.
Italy is important to the conspirators’ plans because it is the closest European country to the Middle East, and linked to Middle East economics and politics. It is also the home of the Catholic Church, which Weishaupt ordered destroyed, and home for some of Europe’s most powerful oligarchical families of the ancient Black Nobility.

ILLUMINATI

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Should Italy have been weakened by Aldo Moro’s death, it would have had repercussions in the Middle East which would have weakened US influence in the region. Italy is important for another reason; it is a gateway for drugs entering Europe from Iran and Lebanon.
The police also discovered evidence that in at least a dozen cases, these powerful and prominent families had allowed their homes and/or property to be used as safe houses for Red Brigades cells.

Peccei headed the Atlantic Institute’s Economic Council for three decades while he was the Chief Executive Officer for Giovanni Agnellis’ Fiat Motor Company. Agnelli, a member of an ancient Italian Black Nobility family of the same name, was one of the most important members of the Committee of 300. He played a leading role in development projects in the Soviet Union.
The Club of Rome is a conspiratorial umbrella organization, a marriage between Anglo-American financiers and the old Black Nobility families of Europe, particularly the so-called "nobility" of London, Venice and Genoa.
The key to the successful control of the world is their ability to create and manage savage economic recessions and eventual depressions.
Various groups combined under the name of socialism to bring about the downfall of several Italian governments since the Club of Rome was established in 1968. Among these are the Black Nobility of Venice and Genoa, P2 Masonry and the Red Brigades, all working for the same goals. Police investigators in Rome working on the Red Brigades-Aldo Moro case came across the names of several very prominent Italian families working closely with this terrorist group.

The Committee of 300 looks to social convulsions on a global scale, followed by depressions, as a softening-up technique for bigger things to come, as its principal method of creating masses of people all over the world who will become its "welfare" recipients of the future.

To introduce new cults and continue to boost those already functioning which includes rock "music" gangsters such as the filthy, degenerate Mick Jagger’s "Rolling Stones" (a gangster group much favored by European Black Nobility) and all of the Tavistock-created "rock" groups which began with "The Beatles."
To continue to build up the cult of Christian fundamentalism begun by the British East India Company’s servant, Darby, which will be misused to strengthen the Zionist state of Israel through identifying with the Jews through the myth of "God’s Chosen People" and by donating very substantial amounts of money to what they mistakenly believe is a religious cause in the furtherance of Christianity.

where, exactly?

Brzezinski was not writing as a private citizen but as Carter’s National Security Advisor and a leading member of the Club of Rome and a member of the Committee of 300, a member of the CFR and as a member of the old Polish Black Nobility. His book explains how America must leave its industrial base behind and enter into what he called "a distinct new historical era."

In this regard a French Black Nobility member, Etienne D’Avignon, as a member of the Committee of 300, was assigned the task of collapsing the steel industry in the US It is doubtful that any of the hundreds of thousands of steel workers and shipyard workers who have been without jobs for the past decade have ever heard of D’Avignon.

A second assassination bureau is located in Switzerland and was until recently run by a shadowy figure of whom no photographs existed after 1941. The operations were and probably still are financed by the Oltramaire family - Swiss Black Nobility, owners of the Lombard Odier Bank of Geneva, a Committee of 300 operation.
The primary contact man was Jacques Soustelle - this according to US Army-G2 intelligence files. This group was also closely allied with Allen Dulles and Jean de Menil, an important member of the Committee of 300 and a very prominent name in the oil industry in Texas.
Army-G2 records show that the group was heavily involved in the arms trade in the Middle East, but more than that, the assassination bureau made no less than 30 attempts to kill General de Gaulle, in which Jacques Soustelle was directly involved.
The same Soustelle was the contact man for the Sendero Luminoso-Shining Pathway guerilla group protecting the Committee’s Peruvian cocaine producers.

Richard Gardner was sent to Rome on a special assignment. Gardner married into one of the oldest Black Nobility families of Venice, thus providing the Venetian aristocracy a direct line to the White House. The late Averill Harriman was another of the committee’s direct links with the Kremlin and the White House, a position inherited by Kissinger after Harriman’s death.

In 1986 in "The Order of St. John of Jerusalem" Dr. Coleman wrote:

"It is therefore not a secret society, except where its purposes have been perverted in the inner councils like the Order of the Garter, which is a prostituted oligarchical creation of the British royal family, which makes a mockery of what the Sovereign Order of St. John of Jerusalem stands for.
As an example, we find the atheist Lord Peter Carrington, who pretends to be an Anglican Christian but who is a member of the Order of Osiris and other demonic sects, including Freemasonry, installed as a Knight of the Garter at St. George’s Chapel, Windsor Castle, by Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II of England, of the Black Nobility Guelphs, also head of the Anglican Church, which she thoroughly despises."

$15.8 billion is one realistic estimate of the Queen’s worth - tax exempt - BOE.

"Only the little people pay taxes."

Leona Helmsly

I think when you die you get reincarnated as someone else from any period in history. Over and over. There is only one soul. Your soul. And you are everyone. You were or are going to be Alexander the great, and everyone that followed him, and everyone he killed. You are going to be your mother, your father, your children. Every bad thing someone has ever done to You, you did only to yourself. Ever kindness someone has shown You, every loving embrace, you have to yourself.

Be good anons.

All the jews were killed in the concentration camps and the nazis, upon realizing they were going to lose the war, dressed several of their people in the clothes of the jews. Pretending to be freed jews, the nazis used the guilt over the holocaust to finally secure an ethnostate in Israel pretending to be Jewish. Now, they work to undermine the countries that gave them the bitter taste of defeat years ago so they can later rise up and strike them down by force.

Jews control show business

meh, i'm bored now.

I already typed out a list, but I deleted it....

Watch out for imposters.

People get stupid when they have too much money, most of them probably overdosed.

Richard Gere really did have a gerbil that he kept up his azz at all times.

I think you're a faggot, and I'd like to punch you in the balls.

Duh.

Also, you realize dualism is everything and forever, suffering should be cherished.

t. Buddhist

>Justin Trudeau is Fidel Castro's son
Can you people not use Google? This is literally impossible. Justin was 5 years old when his mother met Castro for the first time.

BLAAARRRP !

(Not true btw)

I thought that was public knowledge

AshkeNAZI

Jack the Ripper was actually Elliot Rodger time traveling. He killed the hookers as a test run for knifing his room-mates.

Funnily enough, if all consparicies true changes nothing to any of your daily events. Better just get money, fuck bitches and invent some cool stuff. Lwet the world solve its own shit

Are you going to tell me it's (((coincidence))) that Israel maintained the Nazi's "3 grandparents of four is and they're pure" for their immigration, or that a group that was just genocided would turn around and genocide another race, or that it's just a coincidence they've played both sides and encouraged a war between the US and Russia, the two countries most responsible for the fall of the Reich?

Yes, true, look it up you fucking moron. Trudeau was born in 1971. The only time his mother could have even set foot in Cuba was with Pierre on a state visit that didn't happen until years later.
Every fucking time I get interested in conspiracies, something like this reminds me that you people aren't exactly brain trusts.

I personally believe when you die, you get "awakened" in a different universe in which you are not dead. You won't even notice.

All of these are fucking autistic as fuck. Here's a good undeniably true story: Putin did the 1999 apartment bombings to bring himself and his cadre of security goons into power.
reprints.longform.org/putin-conspiracy-banned-story-anderson

Then their playbook. The "jewish" run media unironically used full blown lugenpresse tactics and their political candidates have resorted to brownshirt levels of intimidation. Israel also cared disproportionately about catching and punishing fleeing nazis (something that would have been punished with death by the Reich), but for some reason didn't give a shit about the scientists the US took for the space program.

I have some additional theories to go along with OP

> Ass monsters / "BRAAAP" sounds
> Soy is your next door neighbor
> Hot tub time machine
> Pokemon = non-fiction
> God was a racecar driver
> Miley Cyrus body double body double

It could also be (((coincidence))) that the Nazi hierarchy is based off the jewsuit hierarchy and the current jesuit pope is pushing more mass immigration from muslim countries (who supported the Nazis) into Europe.

This

Funny that isn't it. Either the theory I developed as a joke was true, or Hitler was one hell of a false flag all along.

Then what happens when you are 138 and haven't died yet?

You die. Dumbass.

If his mother couldn't have set foot in Cuba, did Castro ever visit Canada though?
(probably not)

Nukes don't exist. The nuke boogeyman was invented to stop the goyim from rebelling out of fear of nuclear holocaust. Hiroshima and Nagasaki were fire bombing campaigns. Governments don't have the ability the end the world like they want you to think

Miley is animatronic, dumbass.
In fact, most disney thots are androids.

Donald Trump and the Republicans are conspiring with Russia to destroy America.

> mk-ultra is real
> cellphones increase spread of cancer in genitalia
> agartha is real
> being gay /non-straight is a genetic defect
> humans lived in the dinosaur age
> dinosaurs lived untill the dark ages
> antartica covers an ancient civilisation in land ice, the inhabitants fled to agartha