HAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHA

So, you want to get this medal, huh?

Well, you are going to have to tell what EVIL deed you did today, user.

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I took a nap instead of going to my 1:30 lecture.

I told someone to go back to /reddit/.

Anime version of the medal is so much better.

FUCK YOU, I'LL MAKE MY OWN.

Wait so Satania can't spell correctly?
Fucking cute baka.

Started a Naruto thread.

I made a telemarketer wait for an hour before I hung up on him.

I didnt replace the empty toilet paper roll when i used up the last of the toilet paper

I really really like this anime

I deleted my torrents once they finished.

>"how have you been, user?"
>"good, you?"
>I actually didn't care about how the other person's day was

I jacked off in your cereal.

i called some user's waifu a shit

I didn't say bye to my dogs and cat before leaving the house today!

I bumped a shitty thread.

I had sexual thoughts about a devil.

I microwaved my exgf cat and and managed to blame her sister
They both are in the hospital right now

Is masturbating to angels an evil deed?

Can somone oost the manga version?

I procrastinated working on my midterm project again haha.

if it is I'm definitely going to hell

I w-want that medal・・・

Wat

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I didn't do anything I was supposed to do today

I'm doing it past midnight instead since it's due tomorrow ;_;

You monster

I watch youtube videos without liking or favoriting them

Daily reminder that "debiru" sounds like
"debil"(retard) in many slavic and balkan languages.

My cat wanted to get into my room, but I shooed him away with a slipper while butt naked. I let him in later

Some greentext
>GF for 3 years
>little sister is your generic horrid insufferable edgy aggro landwhale
>befriend her because anime
>she hates hats because she is allergic
>they are always arguin about it and she is always jumpion on death treats to the cats
>broke up with GF
>keep watching anime with little sister sometimes
>today thy was in a hardcore fight both of them crying
>watch both of them leaving one of them with mom to do watever girls do in family and the sister to
>sneak up and microwave the little piece of shit (its used to me so it don't even flinch, it needs his good 10 seconds to realize what is happening after I turn it on)
>the evil landwhale finally killed the fucking cat!
>the fight escalated to broken glasses and sticks apparently, I was "working" so I can't go to the hospital

Retard

Manga medal is better.

I would spend real life cash for a Satanichia medal

holy shit, phoneposting is awful, I fucked up/missed a lot of words

Well, the shit posts aren't going to post them selves, good for you user.

what the fuck

...

I just killed a man.

>being allergic to hats

I held a friendly competition, then gave everyone participation awards... except the kid who got last place.

Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he's dead

I ordered takeout and ate at it the restaurant.

I touched my penis

I called my mother an ugly, old, anorexic bitch, slapped her in the face and ate her pudding.

filtered

Mama, life had just begun.

Did you get some pussy at least?

I took handfuls of cereal out of the box and ate it without milk. Some even got on the floor

(You)

>Some even got on the floor
SOMEBODY STOP HIM

what's wrong with her pupiuls?

Poor african children could've eaten that cereal,and that milk,and your sorry evil ass.

Everybody walk the dinosaur

B R O K E N

Bought a new gun to do more evil things

They are filled with.. EEEEEVIL.

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I'll just leave it here.
youtube.com/watch?v=97GiRk8_HQ8

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The fact that Sup Forums exists is already evil in itself.

Maybe I missed the background, the fat whale already drowned a cat in the past so its nothing too over the top as a fight aftermath for them

Anyways I'm worthy of waifuing satanichia now and you don't

Blowing up cats won't satisfy her.
A dog on the other hand...

I twist open the cap of shampoo bottles to see what they smell like before purchasing them.

That's not evil.
It's called being a picky customer.

I took a shower two days ago, I won't take one today.

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I had a smoke in the non smoking area

My Devilish Actions for today
>speeding
>not using turn signals
>smoking within 50 feet of an area you're not supposed to smoke within 50 feet of

Did I do Satania proud?

I ate Nutella straight out of the jar.

I didn't remove usb stick safely

Sure thing, it's just like one of my Japanese Animes

>Be a kid from South America
>One day find Pr0n0z stashed in your room by eldest brother
>Decide to go around asking girls if they want to try it
>Most agree, even some that were hesistant went along when I said it'd be like playing Doctor or Wrestling
>Word gets around clique and a random 15 year old girl decides to take me to abandoned building for it
>Never went as far as actually inserting my dick in the girls but this one did
>Immediately get moved to America afterwards due to family
>Never heard anything from my country again or tried to contact
>Visit hometown years later
>Turns out the girl got preggo and had an abortion matching the time after I left
>They never found the father and turned into such a scandal the girl ran off and dissapeared
>MFW I might be responsible and didn't know what I was doing at the time

and if he doesnt like the smell he spits in them

I greeted someone 'Good morning' but I didn't mean it.

Well,customer feedback comes in many ways.
Everyone should be proud of him for being so considerate about the quality of the product.

Posted the Kei-tai pasta in an unrelated thread.

FINDS A WAY

God wills it,you did nothing wrong.

I deleted my voice-mail at work without listening to any of them

>every morning for years
>open outlook
>mark all as read

Are you me?

debiru for ants

D E V I L I S H

what the fuck are you talking about here?

I did Absolutely N O T H I N G today.

I'm going to copy and paste this exact same thread tomorrow and take credit for it myself!

I watched anime today.

I held hand with my sister in public.

>going to Sup Forums
>watching anime
Choose one.

>>>r/vee

>I raped you.
>What? That´s not true!

The girl was the evil one for having an abortion.

>didn't use any OOP for my C++ code
>pirated Mathematica
>

I told you that you are a cuck.

that girl was clearly no saint

I watched NTR while my mum got fucked by the neighbor.

>didn't use any OOP for my C++ code
perfectly reasonable

What a reward.

I pirated and read unofficial translations of the manga Gabriel Dropout

Just ate out my 7 year old niece