What is being married to Vigne like?

What is being married to Vigne like?

It must feel hella good.

You'll never know, because she's my fucking waifu.

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She's a decent if conventional cook and an excellent housekeeper.
The sex is good but infrequent, since she doesn't have that strong a libido.
She constantly nags you about your income, personal habits, and neatness.
Eventually you'll start thinking about having a fling with Satania, who seems more fun and has a nicer body.

This isn't the Kuzu no Honkai thread, fuck off.

>The sex is good but infrequent, since she doesn't have that strong a libido

which dropout WOULD is the real question

Satania easily, she has the most energy in the cast.

Satania.
Raphi would probably be really kinky.

fuck off already normalshit

i prefer Satania

there is when you go to places that are anti-norm solely to brag and feel good about yourself

>hee hee guys this totally reminds me of my gf/wife/fiance
>look at me i am living the dream hee hee
FUCK
OFF

There're too many people wish to marry Vigne.

Fuck off retard.

She's just the perfect wife material.

I missed it what was it?
Please?

Satania or Raphi. I vote Raphi - God made her to keep her man from spilling his seed.

Check the archives.

Thanks, I forgot those existed

Raphi is the hottest but Vigne is the only sensible choice in term of marriage.

>Vigne is the only sensible choice in terms of marriage
Not so fast.

She can't even cook.

I'm pretty sure Satania would be a perfect mother of three after she lived herself out properly.

Fuck no. She'd be that annoying bitch whose kids have to one up all the others.

She can pull strings to get regular good food so she doesn't have to.

>not teaching her yourself and bonding over it

Now don't post in my board ever again

I can't cook either.

>not learning together
You don't deserve a wife like Vigne

Satania specifically would be a sex demon - but the kinkiest she'll go is girl on top. Bring up anal or something like that and she'll freak out.

Raphi, on the other hand, is hard repressed lust. You won't get her to take initiative unless you are a master of seduction or a hopeless spaghetti devil, but when you get her going, jesus christ. /d/ falls short of her secret depravity.

I thought we were talking about iinchou?

We were until he hijacked it.

hella awesome, as they say

You'll never know; she's gay.

If my chinese comics have taught me anything is that no one can win against the cock.

Except for yuri.

Not even yuri. Purest love girls that hold hands in public are the most vulnerable to faceless old fat men and dirty smelly otaku with cameras.

She's not gay in the first place. Don't reply to obvious trolls.

Like heaven, until she keeps sucking after you nut. She could literally suck a bus if she weren't a nice girl.

You could easily convince Satania to try anal, just mention that a sexual act named after a city God smote must be devilish indeed.

>have to wake up everyday between 5 and 6 am
JACKPOT.
Also I won't mind such a sex life, Vigne would be chill enough to let you masturbate to her naked body.

>user doesn't know that doujin works are not canon

>user doesn't know that yuri is never canon

How will yurifags ever recover?

>no Gabe posting

we've already seen what happens. vigne spoils you and you become a massive slob. it's why she's the most demonic.

like hell. Literally.

Gibe parfait