Little Witch Academia

Have you ever literally wanted to BE a Little Witch Academia?

Personally I'd love to be Shiny Chariot, dazzling muggles with parlor tricks and creating a generation of potential Akkos.

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If it was up to me I would 100% want to be Sucy's mom.

No, I never want to be a woman, periods are fucking horrifying.

>literally wanted to BE a Little Witch Academia
Yeah sure, being a sentient school would probably be pretty cool.

I'd be able to look in on all of the students when they bathe and get dressed, and only a few things actually pose any real threat to me because I'm a gigantic fucking building.

>People get triggered about anime
>People get triggered about people not liking anime
>People get triggered about people not liking people not liking anime
Never change, Sup Forums

>she sees your salary

YOU'RE WINNER

N-no stop I don't want to think of this being the reason akko love me

>you will never keep Sucy inside you for nine months

I want to be shiny chariot with her amazing body
Those amazing hips and great breasts

How did she lose the shiny rod? Or did she just threw it away?

constanze needs a brass boat

>only a few things would be a threat to me
>be a building filled with boy-starved teenage girls with access to potentially lethal magic
>probably teach megumin-class explosions at some point
>firtst year students can potentially grow a mass of mushrooms big enough to destroy you from the inside
>an actual dragon
>someone used a magic circle to summon a pizza.
I would scared shitless if i was that school

>there are actually people who kept reading nightfall after the atrocity that was the live-action arc

Though I will admit the space arc was great.

Or better yet, having the school as your stand

Is that her seeing my salary or me seeing my salary?
Either way, she's having ramen tonight.

Even if the live action was bad, you gotta admit the next segment was great. Time traveling to the middle ages really changed the pace of the books.
Felt like it was another author altogether. Thats the sign of a good writer, right there.

>when she sees how much money I waste on alcohol

I'd rather rape Shiny Chariot than be her

Borislava is best girl
prove me wrong

jojo reference?

I dont know if im the only one or the only one to speak up but this is really cringy

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>prove me wrong
Hannah exists.

Finally

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Lucina would look CUTE in the Luna Nova uniform!

This.

The magic duel was unironically the best thing to happen in the series since the Countess Bathory arc

>the gay thoughts sucy looks like sucymom
What does it mean?

**I suction cup my mouth to her bare anus cavity, when suddenly**

*BBBRRAAAAAPPPPP*

**A transfer of her intestinal gas right into my mouth and down my throat**

*GULP*

**I try to pull my head away to gasp for air but she won't let me, she reaches behind her and forces the back of my head between her ass cheeks more**

*BRRRAAPP BRAAAPP BRAAAAAAAAPPPPPP PRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT*

**This definitely was more than just air being passed, I felt wet chunks blown in the back of my throat as she forcefully made me swallow them with my mouth still glued to her asshole**

*BRRAAAAAPPP PRRRRRRTTTTT HHUUUUUUPAAAAAAGHAUSHUFHSSGSD*

>"Oh yea baby you like that, don't you little fuck boi, huh? Whos your mommy? That's right, I'm your mommy, now it's time for baby fuck boi to get his protein in. Open wide"

**She said to me aggressively, as she forced another one out**

*BRRRPPPRRRRRRRRRRBBBRRAAAAAPPPTTTAAATTTTRRRRRPPPTTTT*

**What tasted like a mustard pudding was ejected out of her colon. I threw up in my mouth from the taste, but she kept my head and mouth firmly lodged between her ass cheeks so nothing left my mouth. There was so escaping this one**

>"P-PLEASE! R-RELE-EASE ME!"

**I said with my mouth full of shit**

**She turned around, gave me a look like in pic related. And simply shook her head "NO!"**

**Fearing for my life, I swallowed her bowel movement, and she finally released me from her anus**

**GASPING FOR AIR**

>"So hows that for eating ass?"

**She said in a smug and condescending way**

Great, this garbage is making its way to Sup Forums now. Thanks Trigger.

were you even here for the spamwars of 09?

Are you drunk?

Brap-posting is not a 2009 Sup Forums meme.

hank and wiki posting was and those were far worse.

>Akko: We won the relay race
>Lotte: Yeah, in last place

They were good in hindsight. Weeded out the casual faggots who couldn't wade past the spam for discussion. The same sort of faggots who come here to copy paste a le epic fart meme for (You)s.

Guys, I'm sexualizing the Akko!

And you can't stop me!

>2017
>being a non-autist on Sup Forums

I want to lick every Little Witch's stomach while fingering their belly button .

I took a fell grams of lab shrooms to this past ep..

Suzy my Witchfu now...

We must duel..

>he sees how little money I've spent on LWA

Just so youhave an entire generation of Akkos to rap- I mean tutor later, no?

I'd be... Shiny Chariot. So I could find the other two Chariost and make selfcest with both in an private Show for Akko.

I want to get tag teamed by two Shiny Chariots

It looks like we all have something to gain here.

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She realized that middle aged women cant be magical girls and threw it away.

cant it be like devil hunter yoko were you lose your powers as soon as you loose your virginity?

It's never explained. It's implied that she kind of lost her motivation and confidence, and thus abandoned the rod in the forest/the rod left her.

It lost the power of the stars and the fountan wouldn't open for Ursula again, so she hid the Rod in Arcturus Forest, where it could be safe.

so when is shit going to get real?

>you will never keep Sucy inside you for nine months
I think you mean
>you will never christen your newly summoned homunculus abomination "Sucy"

as a tiny goblin that lives in my mouth?
a tiny wife gobling?
I prefer the reverse situation to be honest.

I dont want you to stop

Either Diana's episode (ep 10), or episode 11.
Second cour will be when shit gets more wild.

i never thought i'd fap to sucy this much but i have

akko's urgent kiss attempt and sucy's straight refusal touched upon my /u/ rape interest

Seems like the stuff'll kick off in the second half, or maybe the last episode or so of this cour.

They've alluded to way too much stuff for it to continue to just be episodic. It's strange that they've dedicated a whole half just to set up.

well im hungry for action, im hungry for blood
hell
im just plain ol hungry

or a motorboat
to her tummy

Which of the Little Witches have a Nintendo Switch preordered?

Akko, because she thinks it will be good, and Costanze, who wants it for parts.

Constanze so she can fix it.

Akko because she's the dumbest.

>The only way to fix the switch is with magic
pretty much, yeah

Delete this post.

Lotte, but only because she wants to play the entirety of Breath of the Wild with Shirtless Link. Then she'll put it away until Splatoon 2 comes out.

Akko, Constanze and Amanda stole one from a kid who pre ordered it

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>Conse has CFW on launch day.

Or go even further and make it sentient.

No don't delete it

Instead post more motorboating of german dwarf bellies

How can she fix it having one game for several months?

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Maybe she could magically port third party games. But that's not really what you buy a switch for.
If it's for the handheld aspect, might as well magically turn other consoles handheld.

Lösch das.

I need Sucy and Akko being together

She has a devkit and created a bullet hell starring her and her friends. Except Akko because she can't fly a broom.

That picture is an abomination

But is Mima in it?

I'd rather her fix N64 emulation at that point

Praise.

>you will never see Costanze blush at the sound of a computer's fan whirring
>you will never see her slowly hump herself to completion on an industrial robotic arm
>you will never hear her moan as she caresses and licks thick electronic cords and wires
>you will never see her rub her body along the screen of a large tv, her eyes rolling back into her head as she experiences an intense sexual high

posting my wife

At least there's that image of her fucking a toaster

*blocks your path*
>WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YER GOIN, LADYBOY?

>shirtless
Get with the times, user. It's all about Gerudo crossdressing now.

You want to get a car bomb in your house?

O-oh my.

I need to start playing LoZ games again.

Pretty good.

Yeah, now is the perfect time to get back into Zelda.

Fight me fag

it looks like diana wants to face the wrath of the tummy motorboat machine

Wew

Come at me.

She's really the best, isn't it?

episode 5 was a mistake

Yeah that sure is a cute boy by why is he your wife?

What do you think will happen to the sorcerer stone if it weren't for Diana solving the case? Luna Nova would probably be forced to sell more of its assets or maybe even stop existing.

Fafnir would never let them get away this time if it weren't for Diana saving the day. She actually did something to help Luna Nova.

what do you think would happen if we pulled episode 5 out of the lineup much like anno removes the island arc of fushigi no umi no nadia from the entire series

the answer is nobody would care