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lets see how your country is preparing with barriers of intolerance, police of no peace, and xrays of bigotry

No need for protection here, the rich Arabs don't want their fun zone screwed up.

>flag
oh boy you are rare

>Flying home for Christmas
>Going through airport security
>Gum wrapper in pocket sets off scanner
>Have to get patted down
>In the groin area
>"Would you like to conduct this search in private, sir?"
>No fag, just get it over with
>Get benis and ass groped
>Have to test my hands for radiological substances or some bullshit
>Comes up clean
>After 10 minutes of this shit, finally allowed to leave
Fucking TSA.

what the hell happens on a day to day basis there

This is why I don't fly commercial anymore. I can't stand those goons.
I don't live here, just on vacation over Christmas. Mostly gambling, yachting, etc. It's basically a White(ish) Macao.

>sports cars racing around 24/7
>restaurants overpriced af
>russian hookers and golddiggers everywhere

basically a billionare utopia

why arent they in eu

its a microstate principality just like liechtenstein
funfact: if the duke cant find a successor monaco will become french

what about luxenbug

I’ll step in as a successor if necessary.

>muh neutrality but profiting from the EU
>altough luxembourg was a literal natsoc state during WW2

wtf i love Luxembourg

they are really lucky just like liechtenstein
there is no guilt whatsoever
i like the gun laws in liechtenstein
"everyone is allowed to own guns EXCEPT people with a background from countries like (insert shitskins here)"

can a burger who moves there buy a gun

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>who moves there
migration laws are very very strict
you need to find a liechtenstein waifu
also only semi auto is allowed

also keep in mind that there is only one mcdonalds there
went there through the drive in when returning to germany

bigmac, small fries, medium coke
~16 euros
seems legit

do they have five guys?

nope only a single mcdonalds kek
i mean check out liechtenstein on google maps
nothing but hilti a castle and banks banks banks

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>Clark County on Wednesday finished installing close to 800 steel posts between the street and sidewalks along the Las Vegas Strip to increase pedestrian safety

>mfw someone shoots from hotel
>mfw its nighttime
>mfw everyone gets stuck in piles and a stamped at the barrier
>mfw anders is beat

I'm gonna stay in home so i don't get killed by a lost bullet

didnt some guy blow up a mall bathroom last year, what ever happened with that

pathetic lol

Pictures of
feSTive
JihhadiST
STones
have been declared haram. So sorry, no pics, I don't want to be SToned to death

It's funny how during medieval times, Europe built walls to keep something out. Now that that same thing is in Europe, they're back to building walls again.

>only ONE Mcdonalds

Surprisingly, a quick Google search shows two in Monaco. Who knew?

>he doesn't live in a police state

SAD!!

There's a booger on your flag

>mfw our govt is literally suggesting we ban vans trucks and knifes aswell as barricade every square inch of the country before they are going to say muslims are the problem

Same flag as Poland.
Confused me at first.

>barriers
>xrays
>soldiers
>fuck it let's go home
>w-we voted for Palestine r-right? I-I hate Trump islamophobe

You better be batin' nigga

What do you mean? I'm not in Poland.

Should have expected this when people get their "education" on international politics from Polandball comics.

The Polish flag is white and red.

>barriers
>xrays
>soldiers
>fuck it let's go home
>b-ased Jewish EUSSR replacement migration! I-I hate Palestine they should just cuck out an give those Jewsish squatters their land. They can come all to Europe for all I care. Right fellow whites?

>neocuck
>defending Muslims
>name is Ahmed

yeah buts its reverse color
>Indonesia is the same color though

1. Reversed means not fucking same
2. It's spelled colour

Poland is such a minuscule country, and it's flag is so uninteresting that it's easy to reverse the colours. Especially since how red over white looks significantly better.

yes but Indonesia is thew same

stealth rare

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You still gotta be rich?

Shekels please?
I want ray bans for Christmas