Fuck, marry, kill

Fuck, marry, kill.

fuck aqua marry noone kill the show

Fuck Darkness, kill Megumeme, marry Aqua.

Fuck Yunyun, marry Yunyun, kill no one.

Fuck Aqua, marry Megumin and kill Darkness.

It's marry and then fuck, you degenerate.

Fuck Darkness mary megumeme kill aqua

fuck chris marry aqua kill eris

Kill yellow, kill red, kill blue.

I wasn't listing them chronologically.

Marry Aqua, fuck Megumin, kill Darkness

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Marry Megumin
Fuck Aqua
Kill Lalatina.

Not that I hate Lalatina but is obviously the less attractive of the three by a huge margin.

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>Not that I hate Lalatina but is obviously the less attractive of the three by a huge margin.

she'd even probably enjoy it with the proper set up

Fuck Aqua
Marry Megumin
Kill Darkness because she's enjoy it

>Megumin looks literally the same

Fuck Darkness, marry Megumin, Kill Aqua

It's the only right choice

Fuck Chris
Marry Megumin
Kill Iris
Befriend YunYun
Ignore Darkness
Drink with Aqua
Pet Chomsuke

>Fuck Chris
>Kill Iris

Fuck Darkness
Marry Aqua
Kill Megumin

Come at me pedos.

>marry aqua
There's nothing I can do to you that would be worse.

Fuck Aqua, marry Megumin, kill Darkness.

Fuck Darkness, Marry Megumin, Kill Myself

fuck (and impregnate) megumin
marry yunyun
kill wiz

Fuck Darkness
Marry the Author
Kill Aqua and Meme

Marry Darkness.
Fuck Aqua and kill Megumeme while Darkness watches.
Lock Darkness in my dungeon and bully her every day.

This guy gets it

If I have to follow the rules I would fuck Lalatina, marry Megumin and kill Aqua.
Though I do not like this outcome.

Fuck Kazuma
Marry Darkness
Kill Kazuma

Fuck Natsume
Marry Natsume
Go on honeymoon with Natsume
Impregnate Natsume
Watch Natsume give birth to my child
Raise child with Natsume
See child off to university with Natsume
Remain forever faithful to Natsume
Grow old with Natsume
Wake up one morning with Natsume dead from old age
Kill myself.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know that I almost graduated my class in Japan, and I've been involved in numerous quests in Axel, and I have over 300 confirmed Cabbage kills. I am trained in skill warfare and I'm the top adventurer in the entire Guild. You are nothing to me but just another monster. I will wipe you the fuck out with an Explosion the likes of which has never been seen before on this Fantasy World, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with posting that shit about me on the quest board? Think again, fucker. As I write this, I am contacting my secret network of liches, goddesses, and succubi prostitutes and your identity is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your HP. You're fucking dead, kid. I can Lurk anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 2 different ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in Drain Touch, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Adventurer skills and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the planet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your clever little "Crapzuma" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit Create Water all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, Aqua.

Marry Megumin, Fuck Aqua, Kill Darkness

Darkness will probably enjoy it and besides Aqua can just revive.

kill aqua fuck darkness marry megumin

Would you raise the bastard child then?

This is factually true

you would, cuck :^)

Exquisite taste.

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Come inside the darkness, become a god slayer and be forever bound to a demon through an ancient ritual.

Fuck Darkness, marry darkness, kill darkness... Slowly

Kill darkness. Fuck megumeme. Marry water.

[x] Kiss the Lich

>Fuck aqua
>Marry Megumeme
>Kill Darkness and have Aqua rev her, cause I get the feeling she would like that kind of abuse

marry darkness
fuck aqua
kill megushit

Secondary here.

Is there a good reason she has no friends?

>Killing an immortal goddess.

Not immortal. Immoral. People always get this mixed.

Marry Megumeme, fuck Darkness, kill Aqua.

Marry Wizu, love Wizu and kill myself to become a lich too.

Fuck Aqua (drunken sex is the best)
Marry Darkness (so many inherent contradictions, a troll would never get bored)
I'd leave Megumin alone. Judging by past performance she'd wander off and starve to death. Or revel in mighty bakuretsu-shine

Fuck mate, are you me?

the only acceptable answer

>fuck Darkness
>marry Megumin
>bro out with Aqua
>befriend YunYun
>gently bully Wiz
>ignore Iris
>rape Chris when she breaks into my house

Marry Aqua, fuck Aqua, kill no one.

This.

Marry Darkness
Fuck Megumin
Kill Aqua

I really want to fuck Aqua too, don't get me wrong, but killing Megumin is just something that isn't allowed.

Is there any other choice?

fuck aqua, marry darkness, kill megumin

I'll become Yunyun's friend and fuck her whenever I want

We need more lewds of chris-chan.

I hate that game; it's so negative.

Fuck right, marry left, kill middle

this user got it right

She's "normal" in chuuni land so everyone thinks she's a weirdo, plus she's a pushover.

Fuck Darkness
Mary Aqua
Kill Megumin in an explosion

The last lewds I saw of Sonichu scarred me for life. I'd rather not see any more.

Kill Aqua so nobody has to put up with her crap anymore
Fuck Lalatina (actually rape Lalatina) to grope them titties and because it's what she would enjoy
Marry Megumin cause she's the only one with a decent personality

F Aqua
M Megumin
K Darkness

Titfuck Lalatina
Marry Aqua
Kill Demon King

I'm not going to mock you for going for wizard grill, hell, I think she's pretty cute. But decent personality? She's a blinkered monomaniac, intending to do nothing other than explode things as violently as possible. The word restraint is not in her vocabulary (in fact, I think Darkness nicked it, she has enough for two). They're all unbalanced, and that's what makes it work.

Decent personality as in she won't fuck you over at crucial moments
After all the subject matter is marriage

Sure, Megumin has an explosion focus, but that's her one big quirk. Other than that, she's fairly levelheaded and a good girl. And personally, the explosion fetish is nowhere near as overpowering as the other characters' flaws.

This is the only correct order.

>fuck Chris and Darkness
>marry Megumin
>kill Kyouka
>get drunk with Aqua and go bully Wiz try to lewd both
>pat YunYun's head and be her friend

fuck megumin, kill aqua, marry darkness so i can fuck her many times bringing disgrace over her exactly the way she doesnt like it

Marry Darkness, Fuck Megumin and kill Aqua(nobody needs this useless whore).

felt the same

>Kill Demon King
why would you want to leave such a cozy world?

BUT WAIT, i would marry Darkness but i would treat her badly and just SOMETIMES cuddle with her, i-its not like im in love with her or anything...

I want to bully this creep until he kills himself.

Who said you had to leave. They said they'd answer a wish, doesn't have to be "Go back home"

Do people really think this is attractive

>breast shaping in breastplate
JUST FUCK MY STERNUM UP SENPAI.

>becoming a lich to be forever married to a lich
there are things sane people just don't do.
reject the lich, purify the lich.

Do you not?

aqua please go

Many people worldwide find Megumin's elegant, slender and small body adorable and sexy.

But you could trade phylacteries and do fun stuff together.

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Fuck, Marry, Kill.

Megumin is young and will provide plenty of children as she grows up, her fertility will be at its peak. Darkness is obviously virgin yet won't have the shitty traits of one, and she'd be fun to force yourself on. Aqua is just a millenia-old slut.

Really, Megumin is the best choice. Young, cute, and POWERFUL.

Yes please

This image looks so...Off. Just...Wrong.

Yes, that's what Dakrness wants.

>yfw she intentionally starts wearing ligher armor because she's upset about how ripped she's getting

I LOVE MEGUMIN

Fuck darkness
Marry Aqua
Kill Megumin

>rape Chris when she breaks into my house

Oh hey, I just fapped to that doujin.

Fuck Eris
Marry Megumin
Mistress Iris

Fuck Megumin.
Marry Megumin.
Torture Darkness to death then have Aqua revive her.
Everyone wins.