It's almost 2018. Why aren't you Catholic yet?

It's almost 2018. Why aren't you Catholic yet?

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Hav you even once looked at your communist wetback (((pope))), QWETELLIS?

I was trying to be, but as first post said, I believe the church is straying from its roots.

Then I met Mormon Missionaries and was recently baptised into the LDS Church.

I'm muslim.

Because I'm an adult. Oh and not a kiddle fucker.

Because I became sick of the degeneracy in the Roman Catholic Church and thus became Lutheran.

Because I worship Allah, not a hippy-on-a-stick.

It's current year, why aren't you atheist yet?

I left the Catholic church many years ago after all the homosexual child abuse cases in Austria. I did not want to fund these degenerates with my mandatory tax payments if I kept part of the club.

I am since my birth, but strayed from the faith, now I am finding back to it since the last 2 years.

>not being Orthodox

Embracing the schism? Never!

I am?

Because Catholicism is my country is basically protestant evangelism.

It's extremely liberal, no confessions anywhere etc etc.

Also our priests are pedophiles

I miss voe

Your faggot pope lived out his exhibitionist nigger foot fetish fantasy on worldwide media

Because catholic services take for fucking ever and football starts at noon.

lol

they take 30-45 minutes where I live, lol

because i'm not a stupid fuck

Because call no man father.

Start at 11, end at 1, and you’re still mean to hang out after and be neighborly. It’s like a 4 hour affair on my only real day off. No thanks.

>Not a stupid fuck
>Still living in Germany

lol

Have you seen the fucker leading that cult? We know him from way back, since he was a lowly bishop in Buenos Aires. Communist son of a bitch!

maybe when Pope Cuck is gone

>I don't want to worship some hippie on a stick
>Let me take this child rapist as role model
Kys

I used to be a Catholic, stopped around 2013. Would consider myself Augsburg confession.

Because I want to be Orthobro

Get out with your filthy stick kike

What's wrong with Jesus user??

Catholicism will survive that fucker. In fact, I think it will become absolutely brutal again as a reactionary force against islam.

We will fight side by side if it comes to that british brother. You have it much harder than us at the moment.

Merry Christmass!

I don't cause she looks like shit now

I am. And to be honest the faith is great. My spirit is strong. The love I feel for my fellow man is at an all time high.

But Rome.... Fucking Rome.... The pope allows my brothers in Christ to be slaughtered and he mumbles about bullshit. He cries for heathens that burn the churches of God and rape the nuns he is supposed to protect. He does nothing to protect the faith. He must be false a tool of Satan to make us loyal and loving faithful question our faith. Why haven't the cardinals ended his reign?

Well that sucks Bobby. Find another church.

I always knew he was gonna make it.

This vatcan 2 really fucked everything up. Im still catholic but i dont go to church.

Jew
Psychopath
Manipulator
Harbinger of subservience
500 different translations and revisions with large redactions
Literally the new kid on the block

Religion had its time. It failed. Time to move on.

i still have 20 brain cells left.
after the holidays and the big new years party i will join the catholicucks

I go to a Trad Catholic Church, it gives me alot of hope to see the non-degeneracy of the people in there after knowing how ugly the world is. It's a good remedy

>catholic services take for fucking ever

30 minutes over here
1 hour tops and only occasionally

>not attending based 6am Mass
>shiggidy-doowop, Papa-burger.

You're going to have to explain that, you can't honestly expect that jumble to make any sense. He was redpilled user. Indeed the first and yet final redpill.

To be honest, we were kind of shocked when Ratzinger got in instead of Bergoglio. It was a given sooner or later.

Real catholics don't go to church friend. We couldn't give a flying fuck about those crazy rituals.

Are you Portuguese?

>Why aren't you Catholic yet?

Why aren't you protestant?

The Pope is a kike and he wants us dead

I am almost there. I am not sure which community I should join. Looking for a tradcat church and community.

It's a mortal sin not to go to Church on Sundays

Who would even show face in Catholic Church ?
Pedosatanist

Trad Catholic is the only community you should join. I've been to plenty of parishes 5 and a baptist and 2 were trad and by far they had best priests who know the faith and people who actually believed the teachings

M*rmons aren't Christian. They're evil people and should be executed for their dirty, perfidious ways

Hopefully that Nordcuck she was dating has put a baby inside if her already

lack of evidence for the existence of the Catholic God

because my cheeks are swollen

and my butt curiously hurts

Please user go to confession before Christmas.

Because i'm not a race traitor who who worships a Jew
European Paganism for Europeans and Christianity for Hebrews

Gee I wonder why...

Bullshit, true faith comes from within. God is already always with us, its just up to us to decide whether or not to listen. You dont need some priest who blows church donations on a vacation to tahiti to tell you what God expects from you.

how do you enjoy getting fooled by a dark age, illiterate pedophile that just wanted to fuck all of his followers wives and carry on a petty war lord ?

This. The Catholic Church has fallen and is controlled by kike worshipers; Orthodox is the only path now.

been catholic since the day i was born.

because it’s for idiots who take allegories seriously

Im Catholic.

I used to be friends with 2 blue eyed, blond haired catholics. Their parents were really strict with them. Both kids grew up to have children with black partners.

she looks like she has black ancestry

you aren't an adult if you aren't catholic.

Yes you do because Jesus gave the apostles certain powers before he ascended into heaven. One of these includes forgiveness of sins and Jesus left the power with them to use. Its called the apostolic succession. You can argue with the apostles or st thomas aquinas on that one

>Always a Amerimutt making this kind of threads
Why are Amerimutts so (((religious)))?

Already am

keep at it.

It’s eitger worship god or the government. Yuros have chosen government

>He's never seen that old orthodox guy turn into a demon.
You definitely missed the child sacrifice ritual.

Why does Cucktholics look dumb by default?
Serious question

Because the Council of Trent anathematized the Gospel. St. Paul makes it very clear over and over through his epistles that we are saved by GRACE through FAITH. The council of Trent says that anyone who believes that they are saved by GRACE through FAITH is anathema.

Pope's come and go, the current Pope should not figure into your decision of joining the Catholic Church.

We built Europe by default, cucktheist. How good is socialism when you share your wife with all men? Why do you marry when you do not even go to a church?

It's safe to assume that no one there is gonna be splitting the atom

There have been many terrible popes in the past. Maybe it is punishment and he is tempering us. We are all tools of satan at some point during the day. We sin, it's in our nature.

>We built
Romans and Greeks build the western civilization and they were not Cucktholics

Go to Church.

>being catholic in the US
sure it is not like our country formed because we were protestants who were against the catholic like Thomas Jefferson, Washington, John Adams, etc).

>How good is socialism
I'm not socialist. Socialism and Religion have lot's of the same values

Going to church doesn't save you.
Eating crackers doesn't save you.
Drinking wine doesn't save you.
For by grace you have been saved through faith. And this is not your own doing; it is the gift of God, not a result of works, so that no one may boast.

Catholics are commanded to go to Church, whatever form it may be.

Because it's almost 2018.

But I am...
Do you believe in Space Jesus now?

Because we aren't communists.

Reminder that you can't be Cucktholic and be against refugees and muslims

catholicherald.co.uk/news/2016/10/13/pope-francis-you-cant-defend-christianity-by-being-against-refugees-and-other-religions/


HABEMUS KEK

Because a house divided cannot stand. The protestants should have kept it at protesting, not outright rebellion.

Because I'm Orthodox. Why aren't you Orthodox, schismat?

Semper Reformanda

'cause Bergoglio is still pope and the globalist cabal hasn't been ousted

Kidding, I am catholic but yeah, the Vatican is held hostage atm

Because im not a heretic blasphemer

Why don't I have a girlfriend yet? Have I been trying so hard for nothing? Was it all a waste? Should I just fucking kill myself?

It's almost 2030. Why haven't you gotten neural grafts for biomechanical integration yet? Oh, because those are fictional, right, of course. Just like Catholicism.

I agree with all your sentiments. However, there is a reason we do these things. Take it as you will but Jesus told us that he who does not eat my flesh or drink my blood will not enter Heaven. Could me something else, I don't know. The Church doctors help explain these things.
The sacraments give us something tangible/material to reflect upon.
Faith indeed saves.

True faith does not come from *within*, it comes from Christ. Christ did not leave us shipwrecked in this world. He established the Church to help guide us because he knows how prideful and dumb we are. "...and they wandered away into myths..."

So how do you reconcile the Council of Trent and the Bible?
"If anyone says that by faith alone the impious are justified (that nothing else is required to obtain justification and that it is not necessary to use one's own will), let him be anathema."
They just anathematized St. Paul multiple times.

I have better things to do on a sunday that listen to an old man tell me how he thinks the world works

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