President Donald Trump sends out absurdly large Christmas cards to Congress

>President Donald Trump likes to do everything “bigly” or “big league” (based on your hearing of Trump’s favorite hyperbole), and the president’s Christmas card is no exception.
>According to the article titled “Look at the Absurdly Large Christmas Card Donald Trump Sent to Congress” by Libby Watson of Splinter News, Trump sent a red Christmas card to Congress that is quite large, especially when stacked next to the 2016 Christmas card from former President Barack Obama.

DOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>TWO times as big??

Unacceptable. He removed 4 PoC from an OFFICIAL White House Christmas card. Why the fuck aren't we in the streets?

lmao poor lil black boi

Think of all the trees he killed to get paper that size, impeach drumpffff now

Top kek

>"Trump is Narcissist!"
Meanwhile where is Christmas in Obamas?

Chad Aesthetic vs Virgin Polaroid Card

Laughing good

Nice looking card desu

I love that he taught Melania to write her name in the same captivating style

Was about to say the same. His sig is fucking dope
I remember there was a "report" or something on CNN or somewhere shit like that how his signature is scary and fascist lmaoooo

>not realizing that they both sign their names in Cyrillic cursive

Really good replies ITT btw lads

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How can bkack presidents ever compete?

Obama was a pussy. He was obssessed with being on the "right" side or placating future historians. Trump is the Decider. He's a force of nature for better or worse. and Big IOU that Obama was meant to be and a fuck you to the establishment

>I love that he taught Melania to write her name in the same captivating style

Lol listen to this fag

kekles

BLUMPH!

IMPEEEEEAAACCH

fpbp

>President Donald Trump sends out absurdly large Christmas cards to Congress

BLUMPFFFFFFFFF!!!!!

This is the last straw.
All the trees that had to die for his card hubris.
How is he not impeached yet?

dog bless

How can the former Christmas cards even compete?

Compensating?

Holy shit he's so alpha Melania made her signature look like his.

11 inches is the size of his cock. Soft.

IMPEAAAAACCCCHHHHHHH

/thread

We've all made a terrible, terrible mistake

How can Obungo's tiny black kwanza card even COMPETE

BLONALD BLIMPFT

BIGGEST CARDS EVER. PERIOD.

DRUMPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFHHHHHH!!!!!!!

IMPEACH HIM NOW.

THIS IS WORSE THEN THE SHOAH.

IMPEACH

YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR BRUMPF

Obama sends a picture of himself. Kek.

IMPEACH IMPEACH
HE CAN't KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!!

>Get me another negative story on Trump!
>Okay, chief [reaching down to the very bottom of the barrel]

I think they've gone beyond the bottom of the barrel. They're probably getting shit from Ching Chongs shitter.

i hear it's half the cost as well and made in america
how does he do it?