PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
pastebin.com
pastebin.com
>It's the most wonderful time in 8 years
youtu.be
>Joe is Joe Christmas Songs pastebin.com
PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com
NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump flies through a flock of birds on Marine1 12/21/17
youtu.be
>Pres Trump visiting the wounded @Walter Reed 12/21/17
youtu.be
youtu.be
>Pres Trump wishes Merry Christmas to everybody 12/21/17
youtu.be
>Pres Trump departs WH en route to Walter Reed Hosp 12/21/17
youtu.be
>VP Pence in Afghanistan 12/21/17
youtu.be
>VP Pence makes surprise trip to Afghanistan 12/21/17
youtu.be
>AG Sessions @Flight 103 memorial 12/21/17
youtu.be
>UN Amb Haley BTFO of UN 12/21/17
youtu.be
>KAC on F&F 12/21/17
youtu.be
>VA Sec Shulkin end of year message 12/21/17
youtu.be
>HUD Sec end of year message 12/21/17
youtu.be
>House Spkr Ryan hosts GOP Enrollment Ceremony on Tax Bill 12/21/17
youtu.be
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather, Dep Asst Sec Lenderking on Yemen) 12/21/17
youtu.be
>StateDep Press Brief Pres Envoy McGurk update on defeating isis 12/21/17
youtu.be
>WH Video: POTUS Stmt @Tax Reform passage 12/21/17
youtu.be
>Pres Trump/VP Pence/GOP Tax Bill Passage Celebration 12/20/17
youtu.be
OP pastebin: pastebin.com
prev
/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL: WHITE CHRISTMAS EDITION
Other urls found in this thread:
youtube.com
mobile.twitter.com
wfaa.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
i.4cdn.org
youtube.com
youtube.com
twitter.com
OP, m8. I thought you were gone and almost baked. You showed up at the last minute. Please announce before baking or be there a little beforehand if possible. Are you still able to keep baking?
Tucker. Twitter. Now.
...
TUCKER GOING HAM AT THIS MOMENT
>inb4 BUT IT'S ONLY AN INTERN!!
this is an awoovement
AWOO!
...
This is Senator Ted Cruz. He turns 47 today.
Say something nice about him!
Awoo~
Remember, truth is best shown to those who try to run from it. Use jewbook, twitter, instagoyim, jewtube and the like to spread the truth. Do so in easy to digest bits
Tucker is going wild.
AWOOOOOOO
awoo
LAST THREAD FROM ME
NEW OP NEEDED
I respect him and his legion of Skelegates
Trump will gift him 47 delegates for his 47th birthday
> DEFEEEEND THIS!
Good job debating Bernie.
LOL you fags shitposting here for 12 months over some fat manchild baboon. TOP KEK
The wall is coming! MAGA + Merry Christmas
Your redemption arc has been fantastic.
P
H
A
THICC
happy birthday soarin ted
>40: Jingle Bells
>41: Lucky Charms
>Ding
>Door opens
Media matters found out Tuckers staff lurk here:
mobile.twitter.com
> leaf
Joe will bake
no worries, no splits
>Carlos of Mexico
never gets old
No article link
put your post in the trashcan m8
Failed billionaire
bros im gonna be alone this christmas
ill be shitposting nonstop for the next 3 days
any tips to keep from getting too lonely?
maybe some suggestions for a good scotch or FPS or RTS game?
also, awoo
Any of you fine lads read this? How is it?
Never forget who voted against us.
We will make them pay in 2018.
>42: deporting people
>tuckers twitter right now
Happy birthday, Ted!
I think a few months back one of his producers did an AMA here. They verified and everything with timestamps at the set
>wfaa.com
Glad that some of you fags listened to me!
>43: Bernie Sanders supporters
Get firewood and keep warm. Fire always makes things comfy
IT WAS A LONG ASS DAY
I'll get next, thanks m8.
Prepare good meal, sleep well, say your graces, that's about all.
...
If sessions isnt going to investigate hillary trump needs to use his full authority as commander in chief to lock her up. How is she still free after all her crimes?
Begone gypsy!
>44: Pumpkin Spice Lattes
Spain's rape babies fail. Feels good.
>I'll catch the next one, thanks.
>billionaire prez by accident
We do that here too.
He's got a pair
If that’s an option and you don’t want to be alone (some people don’t, for some reason) volunteer at the local soup kitchen at your community parish or equivalent. Either than or attend the midnight mass.
What will 45 be? Russians?
bump
Same here, brother. All I've got this year is here ;_;
WTF I love Star Wars now.
youtube.com
Steak salesman who ran a tv show for 12 seasons and fucks a retired supermodel
And he still won
i.4cdn.org
Snakes can be Kawaii too, guys!
Why do I keep coming back here
>45. White people celebrating Cinco de Mayo
Stay in the senate and do not try the God Emperor again in 2020.
>no splits
Lori's forehead says otherwise.
Fail.
>45: white people celebrating Cinco de Mayo
>46. Lacrosse.
This shit right here needs to fucking end next sessions.
Every user here with their 12 sockpuppet twitter accounts comprise what these idiots are calling "Russian Bots"
because you're addicted to salt, like me?
Just legalize it
you're never alone with /ptg/ fren
I lost it at
>amy schumer
you just cannot
TUCKER NO
> there is no leaving Mr. Trump wild ride
46: Lacrosse. 47: Betty Ross flag.
WOW. BUILD THIS WALL!
Lord, I love this and Trump on revenge!
I don't like this image. awoos don't do those things like brap or poop. Neither do human girls.
I think he deserves to have Paul Ryan's job if Ryan retires.
They’re not entering recess to prevent recess appointments right?
Hey /ptg/ user from the (((kraut))) threads heer. Quick rundown on stuff that relates to you
> kraut being a massive faggot kike
> makes a discord server and invites /leftypol/ to start doxing at first alt-right e-celebs then everyone he doesn't like
> shit's hilarious
> gets so paranoid, he pisses someone from his inner circle enough to post discord links on Sup Forums
> people start raiding and tracking it to his literal bunker server
Now lookie what I found among those commies.
Why not
>Cancer plebbit memeflag posting stupid eceleb shit
It's pottery
>Chewbacca, you're fired!
Wtf I hate Trump now!
...
Unfortunately yes. That shit needs to end next session (January 3, I think, is when the new sessions convenes) so Trump can make recess appointments.
gold-based money isn't possible today unless you want the Chinese to rule the world economically
>48. The Gadsden flag.
no step on snek
Some elderly negroes huh???
you are all good people
gonna be like 75f here in florida
i could shitpost by the firepit though
i have a huge steak im gonna cook
what are you having for xmas meal?
i will actually do this
volunteering always makes me feel good
we will shitpost together then user
thanks user
>#50
49. Expecting people to show up on time for things. #100RacistThings
Tucker, no!
TREADING TIME.
>49: expecting people to show up on time for things
50: cartoons of frogs
Woah buddy
How do I force feed red pills to my family over this holiday without sounding like the second coming of hitler?
Trump signs the tax cuts and jobs act.
>youtube.com
Notable is Trump mentioned infrastructure bill is next and that he was disappointed in the money wasted in the middle east(7 trillion)
...
>"That's a wrap!"
>Joe smiles, runs a hand over Mika's thigh and winks at her. "That was a great one," he says.
>"I thought your acoustic solo went really well," Mika agrees. "And that Donald is such a flatterer!"
>Joe chuckles, shaking his head. Mika likes to tease him.
>Later, in his dressing room, while an intern sponges the makeup from his face, Joe considers what to have for dinner that night. Maybe a bacon cheeseburger and, heck, why not even a beer, too? He's earned it.
>As the intern backs away into the shadows, his ringtone sounds, Daniel Day Lewis' voice rasping the words "Four score and seven years ago... Four score and seven years ago..." Over and over again.
>Joe pauses to take in the audial treat before answering.
>"Scarborough," he begins, brisk but not unfriendly.
>"Hello, Joe..." A young woman's voice, speaking slowly. Husky, seductive. Hauntingly familiar.
>"Who is this?"
>"It's me, Joe. It's Lorie..."
>Joe's blood turns to ice in his veins, his throat tight, like the time he nearly choked to death on Mika's homemade matzo balls last hannukah.
>"You remember me, don't you Joe?"
>He chokes out a coughing, death-rattle noise, his hands beginning to shake.
>"Joe, I really think you ought to reconsider your election coverage."
>"I..."
>"He's not a real Republican, Joe."
>"Who..?"
>You know who, Joe. You need to remember what your job is, Joe. You need to remember what you're supposed to do. What you have to do."
>"But-"
>"You'll do it for Lorie—wont you Joe?"
>His head slumps, body wracked with silent sobs. He remembers the crushed skull, the strings of hair dyed red with blood, how light and empty the corpse felt in his arms.
>"Yes..." He croaks.
>"That's good, Joe. That's just fine. Lorie will be very pleased with you, Joe. Very pleased." With a click, the call disconnects.
>Joe sits in the dark, silently blinking, for nearly an hour.