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i wonder how big his cock is
turkish guys are big in my experiencd
>democrats always fighting for women's rights and how women and men are the same
>vast majority of recent allegations against democrats
i'm laughing so hard right now.
Flag checks out
>ctrl+f Turk to bait Turk related thread with my superior shitposting
>it's a fucking amerimutt mutt mongrel subhuman sperm cocktail of 60 peoples talking about Cenk Uygur
Okay mongrels, I've had enough. Fuck off from my board or else i'll go full Vietnam on you
don't care to know, I'm homophobic
I guarantee there's a leaf behind this post
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>Obviously the genes of women are flawed. They are poorly designed creatures who don't nearly want to have sex as often as needed for the human race to get along fruitfully and peacefully
top fucking kek
hes done, no one makes it after the apology
Remember when even liberals were allowed to be funny?
/ourguy/?
Its a shop btw
remember Cenk used to be a right winger, thats why he thought that way lmao
The Jews did this
Apologize for Armenia!
Jesus Christ please let this sweaty bathhouse owner die
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The two worst people alive.
...that is until Cenk offs himself. Can't wait for that!
I thought the Scottish would bring down the average size. I've heard they have laughably small dingus.
>He supported the "pro-life" position on the abortion issue, criticized feminism, and argued that Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas was treated unjustly during his Senate confirmation hearings
Wtf happend to him
This cant be right, im predominately Irish and I have a 8 in cock
>statistics can't be right because look I don't fit them
It's probably not right, it's probably bullshit, but learn how to form arguments, regardless.
he grew up.
Lol most Irish have leprechaun cocks.
I'm mainly French and my dick is 17cm. Could be legit
"I was still a conservative" fuck me he is the worlds biggest hypocrite and still finds a way to pin it on conservatives the cognitive dissonance is frightening
This is Sup Forums not a rhetorics course
Have another.
wh*Tes BTFO
>Germany isn't 14.88
What the fuck are you talking about m8, it's accurate enough. mainly Czech heritage and I have an exactly 15.89 inch cock so chart seems p dead on to me.
learn to fucking catalog
I feel old as fuck now.
That fucker is a pedophile as well
>I'm predominately a different nationality
Yeah no, chart is nonsense, average here is 6.5, which is about 16cm.
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>Apologizes to women
>Refuses to apologize to Armenians
What a scumbag.
>average here is 6.5,
hehehe, sure.
no one is ever a republican and switches to a democrat.
I'm pretty sure he's just saying that to cover his ass; people are saying how much he admired Bill Clinton in his earliest internet posts.
not really, he gained popularity as an early adopter of youtube and as his popularity grew, his politics changed to fit the perspectives of his audience. i'm sure you could find some 2010-2012 videos of him talking positively about ron paul.
>tfw just got back from Walmart, saw fellow Americans
Yeah you can keep your patriotism m8, fuck this shit I'm European
i am penis 21cm
"Obviously the genes of women are flawed. They are poorly designed creatures who don't nearly want to have sex as often as needed for the human race to get along fruitfully and peacefully," Uygur, now 47, wrote at the time.
In another post called "The Rules of Dating," Uygur explains what should happen physically as the dating process progresses.
"Women, ignore these at your peril,” he wrote in 2000. “Rule 1: There must be some serious making out by the third date. If I haven’t felt your tits by then, things are not about to last much longer. In fact, if you don’t get back on track by the fourth date, you’re done.”
"Rule 2: There must be orgasm by the fifth date.”
Im a leftist and I supported Ron Paul. I bet you weren't even 18 years old back then.
South Boston is an Irish-american community buddy the majority of american cities in american have a primary ethnic lineage where they descent from. Minnesota for example build by Swedish immigrants and it reflects in their communities and sports teams, i.e "Minnesota Vikings".
>self-reported.
This survey basically just tested people's tendency to lie.
In India and China, big dicks are seen as uncouth and uncivilized, just as the ancient Greeks and Hebrews did. (Not the Romans, though.) So people in India and the Sinosphere lie and say that their dicks are smaller than they are.
Likewise, other countries lie and say that their dicks are bigger.
There hasn't been a really good metastudy comparing dick size between races, but the evidence that is there does seem to suggest that people of African descent have (slightly) larger dicks, and Asians have (slightly) smaller dicks. But the average is only about 5 inches.
As it turns out, when you ask people on the internet, they lie. Also, they don't know how to measure themselves.
For instance, this faggot
probably does not have an 8 inch cock. That would put him in the top .1% of dicks. He probably measured from the bottom, starting from the balls. You're supposed to measure from the top, with the ruler pressed into the pubic bone.
You don't press into the pubic bone virgin, if I did that I'd have a 9 in cock.
>no one is ever a republican and switches to a democrat.
Tell that to my mom. She voted Republican all her life. Now she's a registered Democrat.
Actually, there are a lot of registered Democrats now who used to be Republicans.
Thanks, Trump! You really BTFO the Dems by barely winning by a nose and destroying your own party!
Of course, I even said () the numbers are probably bullshit. Nevertheless, fun to make jokes about.
>But the average is only about 5 inches.
The global average is 5.17". Realistically, Europeans are probably higher, asians probably smaller, etc. Western average is probably closer to 6".
But you must note something, when people lie, they don't go all out. Someone with a five incher won't say he has a 9in cock. He'd go for 6.5". So the numbers are off but not entirely bullshit.
>tfw no hung-aryan bf
>You don't press into the pubic bone virgin, if I did that I'd have a 9 in cock.
That's how scientists studying penis size do it. Otherwise, differences in body fat percentages and body fat distribution will make it very difficult to measure correctly.
Also, you don't have a 9 inch cock. Your sister told me that it's 5.2 on a good day.
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one of the best ones i've seen, desu
we should just all support cenk, so he reclaims his role as /ourguy/ and turns against the libtards
also that's a really really tame thing to get fired over
>But you must note something, when people lie, they don't go all out. Someone with a five incher won't say he has a 9in cock. He'd go for 6.5". So the numbers are off but not entirely bullshit.
Cultural. Some societies will lie more than others, and some will exaggerate more than others.
In the US, penis size gets inflated by an average of half an inch on surveys.
What people claim when shitposting, though? you can subtract about 3 inches.
Those posts are the most accurate things he's said in his career
>you can subtract about 3 inches.
I don't think so. In the few threads about penis size the average was 6.2", which is completely believable. Then you had your outliers - both small and large.
I think, around these parts, most of the time people are telling the truth or are genuinely mismeasuring. Some, of course, will lie, but not the majority.
There's a big difference between:
>hahaha, small brits, I've got an 11" anaconda
and
>suck my big [enter country][-ish] cawk
You can tell when someone is full of shit.
This shop gets me every time. Here's the original
I feel bad for him.
I'm sorry some are still alive.
No give back our Zildijan rock cymbals.
I've seen a shitton of homemade amateur porn, and the most consistently hung people are Serbians.
After them, Germanics, including the Dutch and Scandinavians come in second. Spanish and Italians have more variation, with some small ones, but some real monsters too.
If I wanted to be bi-curious and suck a big cock, I'd go to the Balkans first.
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He handled this pretty responsibly. Not that it matters to Sup Forumslacks who actually do push tripe like this, double think at its best.
Or more likely he was an incel.
anyone got the picture of chunk and shapiro next to each other after their debate.
chunk made manlet shapiro look tall
>14-16 year old whores in training.
>Responsible.
brown buffalo is finished
Say what you want about Alex, he was hilarious in this
The coke induced teeth grinding made it all the better. I'm so happy we're living this timeline, and everyone's been exposed for the charlatans they are...
Chunky Yogurt BTFO
>"Obviously the genes of women are flawed. They are poorly designed creatures who don't nearly want to have sex as often as needed for the human race to get along fruitfully and peacefully,"
wtf i love cenk now
There's no rhyme or reason to this map, no pattern
To be in this timeline where the left is eat itself up inside out. Daily. This whole year almost makes up for the entire 8 years of Obama and im not kidding.
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Seriously, who gives a shit? That was 17 years ago. This is like when conservatives tried to smear Jimmy Kimmel by posting clips of his days at the man show. People grow up.
I imagine Ana would be a lovely wife.
You are probably a beta fag with a fetish for submissive Asian girls.
Yooooooooo aaayyyyyy ROFL
he married a chink. My guess is that he is small as shit so that he can fit in her chink vagina
>be a stereotypal turk
>fat hairy brown
>be in america
>name your show "the young turks" (political leadership that carried out armenian genocide(
>deny armenian genocide
>have partner young armenian qt
>fucktoy her
I can't imagine more alpha thing than this in a man's life
No, I just don't have shit taste or any interest in feminist harpies that need plastic surgery to look like a 7/10.
REAL SHOCKER: As it turns out, Cenk Uygur did the same thing that he and the rest of the media accused Roy Moore of doing, coming onto underage girls.
These people are pathetic, always remember that this moralism is projection.
Holy shit. Him being an anti-white piece of fucking shit and all, I didn't think I could still lose any respect for Cenk.
And this brainlet blames his antisocial issues on being a Republican? Can this faggot even into psychology?
There's a video on youtube of cenk making fun of ugly teenage girls just because they decided to use the public restaurant's dishwasher as a bathtub
Don't know if LGBT flag or German flag
>In India and China, big dicks are seen as uncouth and uncivilized, just as the ancient Greeks and Hebrews did. (Not the Romans, though.) So people in India and the Sinosphere lie and say that their dicks are smaller than they are.
>this much damage control
Pajeets are dicklets
Don't mind me. Just enjoying myself while the left eats its own.