CNN article claims fascist cartoons influencing kids

CNN hits a new low

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So my younger siblings are becoming 1488?

What's the problem?

How the FUCK is Thomas fascist? How can a train even have political views?

Its racist when white people win.

"Ryder and Sir Topham Hatt retire and are replaced by their equally domineering sisters. This, in turn, boosts the social status of all the non-male characters. Children would still get the satisfaction of immersing themselves in an orderly universe where rules are rules, and everyone is in his or her place. Just without the white guy on top."

Hitler used trains to bring jews to concentration camps
Therefore trains are fascist, and are by extension /ourguys/

Its like cnn wants people not to take them seriously

Are these idiots serious?

These people are so fucking stupid it blows my mind

Facism is now the word for problem solving

Solving problems is racist now. You have to nurture the problem and lecture society on how to live with the problem better.

I've never been prouder of my five year old than today. Thank you CNN.

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Means of transportation of people and goods!
Emergency response services!
THESE FASCISTS WILL NEVER STOP!!!!!!

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Fucking archive

>But young children, as dictated by their tastes in popular culture, have something else in mind. They're drawn to worlds in which identities are fixed, order trumps imagination and transgressions are met with routine punishment

Fascist values today apparently include but are not limited to:

Order > Chaos
Justice > Injustice

>4yo nephew loves Paw Patrol and Nerf guns.

Feels good man.

>PBS now teaching my kids the stuff theyll never learn in school

Finally my tax dollars being put to good use

Well where did you think the train was taking them?

Sir Topum Hat is Hitler then?

>facist cartoons
How so? What exactly makes them facist? Has fake news officially lost stuff to report on? I thought they cared about minorities? Why don't they have constant news streams about the black on black crime rate, cause that's real news. No, they would rather call Thomas the train literally Hitler. Sad!

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can you explain this to me? My parents don't want to talk to me about this:

youtube.com/watch?v=jbYbEotYzJQ

>cnn makes article about fascist cartoons
>still hasn't reported on the new eo

Archive, mother fucker!
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I was reading this thinking it was either written by a women or a jew, but it was in fact both.
Honestly women aren't as good as men, even in raising children.

These people are dripping with autism...
and not the dank kind.

>How can a train even have political views?
IN the first season, several of the engines went on strike, which the Fat Controller put down quickly.

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>everything I don't like is fascist

These people are so fucking retarded, the word fascism literally means nothing now because they have abused it so much

Will Thomas and paw patrol become Sup Forums memes now?

This thread is conspicuously unaware of the fact that Sup Forums calls basically everything Jewish / communist / liberal propaganda.

>implying

Implying what? You didn't complete your thought.

youtube.com/watch?v=ETfiUYij5UE
whats so fascist about that?
>capcha: loli
>ohfuck.jpg

Can we churn out, say, a few million Thomas the Holocoaster memes? Preferably ~6 million

You do realize that the woman who wrote the article is a Jew? You laugh at the jewish conspiracy, but more and more points to it every time.

This author complains and whines about fascism and white males being in power, and her solution is show a woman in the position instead to even kid's perceptions

So, by her definition, fascism is okay, so long as the fascist is a woman

So in other words, Thomas is /ourtrain/.

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based

her other articles are retarded as well

Based elephant

LITERALLY mentally ill. The author of this article should seek psychiatric help immediately.

New symbol of the alt-right

autistic people like trains therefore thomas the tank engine is our guy

Please gas these Kikes.

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dumb frogposter

Kek if only it were a blue locomotive

shut up bitch

I guess (((CNN))) wants non-stop reruns of (((Rugrats))).

No brakes on the meme train!

CNN is the Buzzfeed of cable news now. What a fucking joke.

Seems legit

fake

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My son likes Paw Patrol and I always thought it was odd thatthey genetically engineered a race of talking dogs to fulfill all the civil servants jobs in their town. Really makes you think

Day of the diesels when?

Fascism never really meant anything. The root word it's based on "fasces" simply implies strength through unity.

wtf i love cartoons now?
hitler the anime when?

Now

>Thomas the Tank Engine is facist
That explains so much. I fucking loved that show as a kid. The toy trains with electric motors that they made to go with that show were bitching. I would definitely recommend it to kids even if it wasn't redpilling them.

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CNN thinks fascism is when white men are in power instead of women and minorities.

The virgin steam engine.
The chad elephant.

>TFW Thomas brings a fresh load of Jews to the gas chambers.

One of my favorite childhood moments.

the one on the right has this face

Don't forget Drifters.

>Children would still get the satisfaction of immersing themselves in an orderly universe where rules are rules, and everyone is in his or her place. Just without the white guy on top.

jesus
fucking
christ.

the article cites buzzfeed.

I'd pay to see the pile of random vomit that passes for a spam filter for this place.

>2008
>someone floods "VOTE MCCAIN"
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>they flood "V0TE MCCA1N" instead
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>they flood "V0T3 MCC41N" instead
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>nephew loves paw patrol
>the only brown person is a female mayor who constantly needs help

>Here's an idea, gratis, for the creative team behind of "Paw Patrol" and "Thomas," should they want to broaden their appeal to parents without alienating their fan base: Ryder and Sir Topham Hatt retire and are replaced by their equally domineering sisters. This, in turn, boosts the social status of all the non-male characters. Children would still get the satisfaction of immersing themselves in an orderly universe where rules are rules, and everyone is in his or her place. Just without the white guy on top.

tldr facism would be ok so long as they are the ones in charge

I hadn't even considered how hard it would be to be a conductor and see someone on the track. Once you see them it's too late, and then you just have to spend the rest of your life convincing yourself they were suicidal and not just drunk.

The current state of leftist ideology, in a nutshell
Discrimination status takes precedence over the social order

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First one:
cnn.com/2017/04/04/opinions/paid-family-leave-for-all-boushey-bethell/index.html

Second One:
cnn.com/2017/05/22/politics/trump-paid-leave-ivanka/index.html

Third one:
cnn.com/2017/05/30/opinions/trump-budget-paid-leave-calder-opinion/index.html

CNN is pure fucking trash and propaganda, nothing else.

Made me laugh. Have a sexy okuu m8.

i was thinking the same thing

The author Elissa Strauss is a Jew. Oy vey

wait... this isnt even the real CNN website.

Seen it a million times but always watch when it gets posted. Favorite part is when the sjws turn into normal people.

is he dare I say... /ourtrain/ ?

It's like they're trying to make fascism look appealing.

>helping friends
>doing good
>saving the day
>all fascism.
Geee its almost like CNN wants to divide our nation or something. I cant imagine why being a fascist is bad if it's compared to puppies who rescue and trains who help each other build.

What the fuck are these people on about?

>(((Strauss)))

Every fucking time jesus fuck

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There is nothing lower in the nerd hierarchy than Train Otaku.

Hah the Gustav was a logistical nightmare and was used twice with negligible effect.
Cool to look at though.

>It's unthinkable that a train that is sentient and can talk also has political views.

Also, the author is critiquing the show itself more than Thomas, the character.

"Fascist" is in quotes, ie the author (or the editor who wrote the headline) is not accusing it of being fascist. She is critiquing the claims that it is fascist (and the implications of this).

The actual article doesn't actually suggest that the shows shouldn't be watched. It is about explaining WHY children like these shows and how relatively liberal millennial parents are responding to it.

You guys should try reading some time.

>Hah the Gustav was a logistical nightmare
Your cock was a logistical nightmare

Obviously this whore hasn't watched any of these shows.
>I'll take what are Skye, Everest, Mayor Goodway and Farmer whatsherface for $500

They even have a white male villain with kitties.

Holy shit. Metal as fuck.

BAN NAZI DOGGOS

I'm surprised no one edited that kid's hand into a roman salute.

my photoshop license expired

it would be fun to see a Elephant charge at one of these
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just lol

Some things are worth doing just to prove we can.
Also "cool" is reason on its own. Just like that gigantic statue of Ginghis Khan.