Patiently waiting on Father Jizzmas to deliver this year's Christmas miracle

Patiently waiting on Father Jizzmas to deliver this year's Christmas miracle.

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When was his last?

What possesses people to do stuff like this? This goes far beyond mental illness.

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>not from concentrate

I miss Jizzmas.

What have you done that will be remembered?

his first name was cums in bottles after 2013 anons started calling him jizzus

He got married and is no longer doing jizzmus

I dont think its real. That would literally take 20 years of jacking off into a bottle everyday. I think whoever made it just got the color and opaqueness right. Otherwise thats just disgusting. The only ppl who wouldnt be disgusted by that are feminists

There hasn't been a new jizz bottle collection in years

No clue

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the last one was the one with the action figure in the pic

I think it's been a couple of years, maybe 2014 was last sighting IIRC. Wanked himself to death, some say.

I tried to do this back in July. I only masturbate about once a week so by the time I was ready to go again the semen in my bottle was a week old. I opened it up and it smelled horrible. I realized that jizzmas was probably just a lie or he kept his cum in the freezer. I never threw the bottle away though. It's still sitting here. The last time I opened it was in September and it was probably the worst thing I've ever smelled. I could smell it from ten feet away. I quickly sealed it back up. I still have it. I think when it turns a year old I'm going to open it back up again this time outside and record the results.

Did cums in bottles guy post last year? I missed it. Can't wait to see this year's collection.

fake as fuck. notice the last bottle. If someone were regularly dumping their jizz into it, the bottle's inner walls would be completely smudgy, but it looks clean as fuck.

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smol benis with low test detected

>2010+7
>not keeping your jizz in the fridge
>shiggydiggy

There's literally a board just for this written right in the image. Go back.
sage

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>what is a cum funnel
Hurrrr

About five minutes ago i would imagine

"Far beyond mental illness" what the fuck is far beyond mental illness. Mental illness may be, needing to wash your hands 100 times a day to chopping off your dick and then wanting to eat a mans face off.

Sup Forums does not remember anything past 2015

Bro, do you even eat onions?

It's nice to see there are at least a few oldfags here over Christmas break.

Oh god he's still collecting?

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I literally bust a 2 liter nut every time your sis sucks me off. You must have read the instructions wrong, and caught your dick in a blender.

When I was in the dorms in college I'd jizz in an empty water bottle occasionally. This was in the days before smartphones and wifi, so if you wanted to watch porn you had to be at the computer. Since I'd not want to carry a jizzy bottle to the trash room or leave it sitting out, I'd stick it in my closet for awhile. And yeah, it dries out and stinks horribly. I didn't do it very often consequently.

I'd never gotten in the habit of using cumsocks or jizz rags or anything like that. And kleenex just seemed sick since you'd just have a pile of them in an open trash can staring everyone who came in your room in the face.

last year, watch on Sup Forums for him xmas eve

Earlier this month I also decided to try pissing in a bottle. I have to say it was quite convenient. I never bothered to empty it and I opened it a few days later. I thought that urine was supposed to be sterile but when I opened the bottle it smelled pretty bad. Nowhere near as bad as the cum bottle though. I saw some pics on r9k once and if you leave a piss bottle alone for several months minerals start to form on the bottom so I'm going to leave it sealed and see what happens.

I lost my Doll-Chan folder google.Sup Forums and /r/ are of no help
>all I ask for is one pic for nostalgic purposes

>actually reopening the bottles to jizz in them
>imagine the smell

fucking hell

This lovely specimen?

a miserable little pile of secretes

I'd love someone to pour that semen into my anus with a funnel

My first Christmas here. I was previously unaware that this was a thing. I wish.......... I wish I could say I was surprised to see something like this.

>the sediment gathered at the bottom
christ

The bottle I used is air tight. It's been several months and the semen is still liquid it hasn't dried at all. I used to wipe up using the curtain next to my bed. But then I moved to another house. I left the curtain there. These days I use tissues that I flush after I'm done with them.

no it was 3d role play op (the creator) must have made hundreds of OC taking Sup Forums (Sup Forumsig/ b/rother)on many adventures 2012/2013

>Go back
How does one grow backwards?

Eh. I just take my laptop into the toilet with me and do it there. On the john is where I fapped most of my youth since under the bathroom sink is where I stashed my porn mags.

>everyone who came in the room
Jesus the walls must have been covered

Can you imagine the conversation this chick must eventually have with someone. Especially when she realizes no on gives a shit about her stupid little charade and it didn't make a squirt of piss worth of a difference. One day she'll move out and have to throw it away.
>"uhhh.... ummm... I need some help moving out."
>"sure, no problem. Damn! Are these 55 gallon drums? Wtf are you keeping in here?"
>"don't ask me that! You voted for Drumpf, didn't you?!"

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>tfw you nut so hard your cum goes through your belly button

JUST

I seen the video, apparently she will be making a piss cube like the mudslimes worship and it will sit in an art museum.

>reminds me of that cum in a box picture

Eewww

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What is this witchcraft you speak of?

So was this guy around last year to post a picture or not? I think he may have dissapeared a few years ago as I haven't seen an update in quite a few years. What was the most recent year he posted?

his last year was 2014 with the mixtapes and the small cum vials

SOMEBODY POST THE MOST RECENT IMAGE

Is there a 2016 update?

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That's a damned shame. I wonder what happened to him.

Oh yeah, well... that makes sense; some other dumb fucks encouraging her to do this will soon be paying money stare at it and discuss how brave she was.

Normal people aren't meant to be remembered

Awwwww... it's trying to pee like a man. That's cute.
Tell her she's not a man until she can do a handstand while writing her name in the snow.

REEEEEEEEEE

>sediment

Those are sperm cells lol.

prove it

You mean in your belly button? I get more worried about looking down and hitting myself in the face.

Get the fuck back to Sup Forums you degenerate.

You know what happens if those bottles ever break, don't you?

youtube.com/watch?v=CDMqIth_37U

Too many trap threads there.

Welcome to Sup Forums; there is no god, you are trapped here forever with no hope of escape and the (((Kikes))) are responsible for all of it.

>cum hitting the bellybutton being considered a hard nut
try having to hold a tissue up so you don't cum on your face

Average load is 2 ml after 24 hours. That would make a 2L bottle about 3 years worth of accumulation.

What if it wasn't from a single source? What if multiple people produced these divine gifts?

>2ml every 24 hours

What???

What kind of fucking loadlet are you?

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That's the average, as reported in the literature.

Either I'm producing too much, or the "average" man is producing not enough.

My first load is almost always 5ml, and my second load is probably 2.5ml. And I do it 2 times a day every day.

Did a bit of research and it varies quite a bit from 1ml to 10ml per ejaculation, but it depends on if the person was edging or not.

Oh fuck that's great.

Does anyone have the picture of the brony who had the jar with Twilight Sparkle in it? He left the jar on a radiator and all the "contents" boiled the pony doll. Nasty stuff. He said he would try again.

Of the many memes on Sup Forums, autism is not one of them.

You now have to explain why you are not saving your rancid jizz grenades for an antifa protest.

I’ll wait.

are...y.you..the next Jizzus?

This shit stays up for over an hour while threads containing substance and truth are deleted?

The internet was the final nail in the coffin for the people in this country. Their plans never wold've progressed this rapidly without it. Degeneracy has progressed at an astounding rate