Hello! Reddit user here.
I understand that you guys have been harassing people on our board recently.
Particularly this troll thread:
reddit.com
I would like to ask on behalf of the MTG community that you cease and desist from harassing our users due to their political leaning, sexual orientation, gender identity, etc.
We don't tolerate hate-based interactions here.
Thank you for cooperating.
Other urls found in this thread:
reddit.com
buzzfeed.com
en.wikipedia.org
twitter.com
What's MTG?
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gay card game for betas
Like go fish or poker or something? Why do they feel it requires internet interaction to enjoy?
>We don't tolerate
What are you homos gonna do about it, besides sternly downvoting us? Should we be concerned?
Not unless they start weaponising their AIDS
No, it's some stupid fucking magic fantasy card game. They're beta males so this is the only social interaction they get in their lives.
it's right there in the url monkeytoucher
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Wow, so it's stupid shit.
>going to reddit
no thanks. I do feel bad that people are fucking with the friendless and loveless that may enjoy what seems like a retards version of D&D
Here's the reality check.
You can't make me. You can yell or whatever you call it on here, but I will be cemented in your forums until I receive a formal apology on the MTG trading card forums for your unacceptable behavior of supporting a bigot like Unsleeved Media, and trolling our forums.
Settlers of Catan can kill a family relation let alone a lonely fat man with only "friends"
Why exactly should we care? Go back to your beta male game.
shut up, faggot
We've got a subreddit, and we plan on getting as many of our MTG players to pay a visit to Sup Forums and Sup Forums for harassing our minority players and supporting Unsleeved Media.
kek look at this retard.
>pissing into an ocean of shit
yeah, you'll go far little guy
So, you are calling for a raid? Goodluck with that!
What?
?
I want to see him play Munchkin. He'd have a fuckin heart attack trigglypuffing over that game
Gloves are off. The fate of this board is sealed.
For bashing:
Lesbians
Gays
bi
Trannies
Genderqueer
Intersex
Asexuals
Minorities
and feminists
all of who play MTG, it has been decided that both Sup Forums and Sup Forums will be paid a visit until a formal apology is given and a dismissal of unsleeved media.
Fuck all of you.
A) don't break the rules here because you're a faggot
B) Most of us could give a shit about your stupid card game
>pissing in an ocean of piss
K
>and we plan on getting as many of our MTG players to pay a visit to Sup Forums and Sup Forums
You should just ban all dissenting voices. The quicker the bread and circuses are stripped from disaffected white men, the better. Thanks for accelerating, kike
Death to Israel!
Cool. Enjoy your stay.
This is low low low quality false flag.
Also, that card game is for only the most super queermo, so any “controversy” within that community is hilarious the way pissbums fighting over the last sip of Hurricane is hilarious.
reddit.com
kek, its over before it even began
>tfw literally cucked
k
I think it's actually just autism
When you piss into an ocean of piss you get splashed with it on your pants. But since you probably squat so as to not offend m'lady, you get it on your undercarriage. :^)
>>>/reddit/
And stay there
This is Sup Forums, not /tg/. Please go discuss your overprized card game over there.
Well that thought just depressed me. At least a lame false flag had an element of mild amusement; grown men really caring this much about the High Wizard of Faggotron bums me out, famtasia.
One person does not speak on behalf of the entire community.
The silent majority are ready to defend their hobby and those that play it. If we have to take the fight to the enemy, then it's decided.
I could easily criticize you for your racist and fanatical beliefs on a racist shock-based image board.
Call it a false flag though. It's going to be easier with people assuming it's a ruse.
Look into your heart, you know virgins who play card games would do exactly this.
kys nigger
Wtf was racist in my statement?
Bashing
>Lesbians
Only the ugly ones
>Gays
Sadly not physically
>bi
>implying fags care about bisexuals
>bi now gay later hurr durr
Don't speak like you give a shit.
>Trannies
Mentally ill you mean.
>Genderqueer
Not even a real thing.
>Intersex
Fun fact: despite being a natural possibility, surgery has to be done as a kid to give the kid one gender or the other otherwise the protogonads give them teen cancer. Even nature thinks intersex is a mistake.
>Asexuals
You mean omegas that can't even get a hooker to fuck them.
>Minorities
You say that like they matter.
>and feminists
You mean the people who think men should be treated worse than all of history's women because men were dicks first? Huge difference between equality and revenge.
0/9 I recommend an Rx for the following DME: neck-based traction loop, wheel chair.
>our MTG players to pay a visit to Sup Forums
aren't you the cutest little mouse that roared
I could not care less about your children's card game. Go fuck yourself, and find another boogeyman that actually cares.
Signed, Sup Forums
is this a troll or are you retarded
>The silent majority
>Now knowing that we are literally Gods next to you
Go home before you get hurt.
I know. You’re right. Fuggg that’s bleak.
Get out of here
It's definitely the latter, mate.
I just tried to make a reddit account to go say exactly this but it has some web 2.0 shit that makes it more effort than necessary to post there these days. Meh to the whole fucking thing.
both
Kek. When you stare into the abyss the abyss stares into you. Remember these words in your coming days.
this is some kind of bait
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stop feeding the troll
retards
This is really gay, dont post stuff like this please
Waaaaiiiiittttt a minute. When I said “pissbums fighting over the last sip of Hurricane” did you ASSUME I meant they were black?
Wew lad, you better unpack that napsack son and check that motherfucking privilege.
gay nigger faggot
Go post this faggot shit in /ptg/ those newfags are all from plebbit. Also when you are done go back you aren't welcome here queer.
why dont you bring youre freinds over here first before making shitty bait threads?
I doubt you will becuase nobody cares about you stupid faggots, not even the bottom of the social barrel that fills MTG
reddit.com
hes already being cucked by his own
so reddit spacing is real
hmmmmmmmmmmm
I'm glad I'm not the only one that thinks /ptg/ is worse than reddit.
He's failing at reverse psychologying us into being his personal army.
fucking pathetic
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Sup Forums is dead if we cant immediately spot a troll
gosh this sounds familiar...
Why do Sup Forums mods allow obvious redddit bait threads exist?
We know redddit is full of faggots and you do not need to squirm your way over here to tell us.
eh, I just posted in their stupid thread. Hoping to get called transphobic before I get banned.
I want it to be understood that the reason I am posting on HERE like this is because there were hints of the people harassing the MTG forum being associated with the Sup Forums of Sup Forums.
I want it to be understood, we officially don't see the Sup Forums as a threat, but more of a rash to our community.
Here's the deal. You all stay on your silly little board where you shun away LGBTQIA+ and minorities, and we'll stay on ours.
However, the behavior of this board and what they've done can't go without punishment. It will be distributed accordingly.
This iz now apu tred. Heloo frens! I luv mejick kardz.
Lazy
Sup Forums didn't even recognize the John copy pasta last night
Sup Forums has been THESEUS'D
punish me daddy
MTG used to be a great game, until the founder, Richard Garfield, resigned and was replaced by this GODDAMN JEW:
en.wikipedia.org
Ever since he took over, cards cost way more and the game is horribly balanced and the company puts all their effort into stealing as much money as possible from the Goyim.
>distributed accordingly
Yeah, good luck with that.
Shut it you spineless fucknugget. No one here cares about you or your faggoty LGBTOMGWTFBBQABCDEFG cohorts. It would be a massive mistake to make us care.
That thread is a week old and you probably just did what op wanted you stupid fucking ape
>"Hello! Reddit user here."
>"I'd like to bitch at you because WOTC's terrible policies regarding pro players and new sets is getting backlash."
>"It's entirely impossible that our poor decision making led to the declines in sales and lower average player involvement."
>"So let me make it clear. I am an authority because I am from Reddit, telling you guys on pol who are obviously all one entity who all play magic for fun to fuck with us normal, regular, totally chad neoliberals."
>"I am now going to dismiss you like I am a government entity. You may comply now, bitch."
This is what you sound like and how you come off, you condescending disingenuous manchild. Consider that nobody really liked magic since the Scars of Mirrodin set, because somehow after making windwaker you can fuck up the best TCG series there ever was with your shitty social and terrible balance policies.
I bet your numale ass doesn't know the difference between type 1 and type 2, or ever even held cards from as late in as coldsnap, let alone any earlier.
But do you hear me bitch on your non-forum? No. So please, don't make people like me come to your forum to show you how someone can be a malignant tumor on your board until everyone thinks like me. I suggest that if you're having problems controlling the narrative you work on your failure narrative, not cry at people who want nothing but to vote with their wallet after you took their hobby.
Sincerely,
The fan base your soyboy ass replaced. Fuck you and the horse your rode in on, faggot.
like pokemon or yugimons
The fact that we can't make you is the beauty of it though. Consider the following: On one fateful day, our mods thought it would be an amusing joke to fuse us at the spine with the most active hive of autism on the internet, /mlp/ for a single day. After that single day, our culture remained largely unchanged although most of us are open to the idea of /mlpol/, and a lot of them went back to their board as reasonable human beings, even if it is beneath 1,488 layers of compacted autism an horse semen, and after a shower, they can blend with us seamlessly at no detriment to our culture.
Do you really think your weaponized autism stands a chance? If you even began to warrant our ire, we could have your subreddit inundated to its eyes in right wing propaganda before you could type "Net Neutrality," you communist faggot.
I'll put it in simple terms you can understand:
We have protection from Red.
You don't have protection from White.
All nonwhite creatures, artifacts and enchantments will be destroyed.
You're a special kind of stupid, aren't you?
[–]Kenneth_Baker200 89 points 15 days ago
I'm not a big fan of Porn, simply because of the stuff the actors have to go through, and that most (If not all) are emotinally damaged.
what if I told you most of us are trained in gorilla warfare? thats right faggot you dont know what your messing with
>Thank you for cooperating.
Implying we give a shit.
>gorilla warfare
I'd say you're a retarded gypsy
1. You're not capable of anything. If anything, Sup Forums and /tg/ are something to be worried about, but the Sup Forums boards are the ones responsible for triggering some of our players.
2. Swearing? Really? That's your best comeback is "Fucknugget?" What even is a fucknugget?
3. The abbreviation is LGBTQIAA+, stop exaggerating the abbreviations.
4. As I stated, we're already on your board, and all we want is an apology for what someone from your board did to ours.
Are you idiots dumb enough to not apologize?
Definitely was looking at the earlier posted thread but you're still doing what he wants you dumbass.
You misspelled guerilla.
You've also done absolutely nothing but flame me.
Sorry, was this shit on an earlier thread? I've been in a few threads and haven't looked at the catalog for a few hours.
>I'm a retard
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If you're genuinely who you say you are, and not just trolling, welcome. Get comfy and stay awhile. You'll be /oneofus/ before you know it.
The uncensored, unfettered truth about the confusing world that surrounds you is one HELL of a drug, newfriend.
OH MAN
ARE THESE LIKE
LIKE EPIC MAYMAY CARDS XD
XDDDDDD OH MY GOD
MY LELS ARE IN ORBIT XDDDDD
Romanians can do it, but nobody doubts that you are the champion of gorilla warfare, Brazil.
DELET THIS
This. So damn sad.
He's not Romanian and I'm not Brazilian newfriend.
You are literally the MOST autistic and fucking sad excuse for a human being I’ve ever encountered. You fat fucking retard, don’t you know if you don’t stop your roll now, you’ll be approaching turbo autistic speeds? EVERYONE ONLY REPLY TO THIS THREAD WITH AN IMAGE, SAGE, AND COMMENT WITH YOUR LAUGHTER! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>AYFSM?!
Fuck you, fuck your board and FUCK REDDIT
gb2hugbox
f-f-frens? Heloo? No frens here?
>3. The abbreviation is LGBTQIAA+, stop exaggerating the abbreviations.
You gave yourself away, but still, good luck getting a couple Autists to join your cause, Reddit deserves to be spanked every once and again for being such oversensitive, pathetic soyboys.
Your gaslighting has been good so far, but don't go too overboard.
kys nigger
no one gives a fuck about you here