Come home

>come home
>see this
what do?

Wake up

Command her to get in full hamster form.
Then insert my penis.

Full thrust into her hole.

Tell her to get out.
My parents have a hard enough time taking care of me alread.
They don't need another dysfunctional cyborg who only plays games and shitposts on taiwanese wallpainting forums when he's home.

kill it with fire

Use her as the onahole she is.

Ask her what the hell she did with the potato chips I was saving.

Fuck.

It's my home, I can do whatever I want. She already invaded it, so it's fair game.

she ate all my fucking cheetos

She only eats patato chippusu

This hits too close to home

Walk up, gently insert my throbbing cock, thrust for about 45 seconds, cum, collapse on the bed.

Kick that whiney ungrateful spoiled cunt out of my house

Call the police. I won't have any freeloaders in my apartment.

...

pull down my pants

>turn 360
>walk away
couldn't be simpler

Wake up and watch a good anime

Mag dump my carry gun into this home invader.

Is that her ribcage or her tits?

Call the exterminator, there is a rodent infestation

I can almost see her pan.....

... turning 360° would mean you're facing her again.

I love it when newfags signal themselves.

delet hamster

hownew.ru

>No, I'm still not buying you that Nintendo Switch.

Do my homework!