Little Witch Academia

I want to protect his smile

How big is his dick?
How cleanly is it? Is it sensitive?

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I want to lobotomize her smile

user just because is a futa doesnt mean is a male

>his

You have to go back

Is this some kind of degradation game? Does the headmistress gets aroused bullying Ursula like this?

I don't think she's a tranny, user.

Also, why does she have boot on her head?

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She would brighten up the school and the show and you know it

Ursula is the headmistress Miranda's personal doll.

>you will never be flashed by Amanda

Please leave

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>in most traditional Christian lore witches got their powers and knowledge of magic through making pacts with demons
What demons did the Little Witches make a deal with for their sorcery?

And here I thought threads would get better on airing day.

I want to connect those supple legs with a leg spreader

>implying that a lobotomized smile isn't a perfect and permanent smile

Why is she the best and perfect witch?

why did you think it would

I want to stick a wand up Ursala's poop chute and then give it a nice lick.

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Wouldn't be surprised if Ursula made a faustian pact in her Chariot days

Didn't a pact usually involve fucking said demons.

If that's the case Amanda should be the most powerful witch in the world.

The Sorcerers Stone is actually a demon turned into a power supply

inner demons, didn't you watch episode 8

Is Akko a good fuck?

where was this christian mythology when i was in polish/religious saturday school

yes

Pacts:

Akko - Salamander
Lotte - Fairy
Sucy - ???
Amanda - Sylph
Constanze - Gnome
Jasna - Golem
Diana - Undine
Hannah - ???
Barbara - ???
Borislava - ???

The Christian schools don't tell you about all the meat; they just teach you about the important figures. Nobody talks about how the Tower of Babel was built by demons or how it was perfectly okay since God said Solomon could do that.

You got a list of dem demons?

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then why was the tower destroyed?

>no love

Just search Dictionnaire infernal

Nansen saw the monks of the eastern and western halls fighting over a cat. He seized the cat and told the monks: `If any of you say a good word, you can save the cat.'

No one answered. So Nansen boldly cut the cat in two pieces.

That evening Joshu returned and Nansen told him about this. Joshu removed his sandals and, placing them on his head, walked out.

Nansen said: `If you had been there, you could have saved the cat.'

>The little witches as umbra witches
fund it.

>tfw you will never play cards with Akko

Pretty sure we can say for sure that the principal knows that Ursula-sensei is Shiny Chariot from this episode.

Also, the principal is also half senile.

a feisty fuck

She's a good teacher. Much better than Finneran, at least.

Nelson is best teacher

>ywn play strip poker with Akko

no, love is the best teacher

Nansen needs to get the shit beat out of him....

i dont get it

still waiting for the no clothes edit

many such cases!

Akko is so damn cute.

Like when she started to laugh at herself while watching Sucy's memories.

It's a zen koan.

I pray for the day somebody draws a picture of ursula in wheelchair, her legs splayed open just slightly while her arms hang limply to the sides, fingers twitching with a vacuous and yet somewhat innocent look on her face. Her glasses would slide down to the very edge of the bridge of her nose and her eyes would wander about the room looking at nowhere in particular while her mouth would display an idiotic smile, the corrners of her lips glistening with saliva she hasn't realized is making its way down to her peanut butter stained chinned due to the fact she can barely chew a sandwich without help anymore. Her hair would be matted and dirty, loose strands awkwardly springing out here and there giving the appearance of not having bathed in weeks.

>If you meet the Buddha, kill him. (逢佛殺佛)

well then

Are her legs open because we had been taking turns unloading our semen into her womb while she grunts and mumbles as we all cum?

seek therapy

Did Constanze get any screentime this week?

This art is kind of disgusting.

Made me go search for this. Thanks, learned something new today.

Why?

Fuck magic

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Here's some more.

The Tower of Babel was built by demons?!

>Bottom left

Damn Sucy...

>>>/reddit/

give me the subs

>reddit image

fucking magic users need to fuck off.

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Go back to plebbit, faggot.

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#takebackragecomics

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Yep.
Solomon had a magic ass ring gifted to him by God that enslaved any demon it touched, and he enslaved literally the entirety of hell.

For example, he made with powerful demon who had the form of a powerful wind place the tower's keystone.

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>77 posts in
>not a single morbid greentext yet

Did Salomon build Babel? Wasn't it the temple?

>77 posts into LWA subs wait & chill and user posts this reaction face

That's pretty hardcore. Is the motivation still the same?

It was the Temple of Solomon, that user is retarded. "The Key of Solomon" is a grimoire supposedly written by Solomon where he names the demons and how to summon/control them.

Dude, holy shit, why wasn't I taught this?

I think you mean the temple of Solomon. Tower of Babel was way back in Genesis.

Was this in some pre-King James version of the bible or something?

Don't, you'll awaken them.

There are a lot of omitted books in the Torah and Christian Bible. Back in the day, a bunch of rabii decided which books were canon for the Jewish scriptures. Council of Nicea did the same thing for the Christian Bible. Anwyay, the user is terribly misinformed. The temple of Solomon was built by demons, not the tower of Babel. Just google Goetia.

Ah, you're right. My bad.

and then kenshiro arrived and kicked nansen's ass and nansen exploded into a bajillion pieces

and said "noone could have saved you, for you are already dead"

everyone cheered because nansen is a fucking faggot

Would you rather watch JK witches or JC and JS witch cunny?

anyone here still waiting for subs??

Google Extra canonical books and deuterocanonicals. There are a lot of apocryphical books of the Bible/Torah. Early Judaism/Christianity was essentially a free for all with a bunch of writings claiming to be the true Word of God. They only decided which ones were canon like said.

BBbishop, if you're listening

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I've given up hope

moi

a reminder that Sucy would've suicided if she hadn't of met Akko
a Suicyde, if you will

It was the temple, that other guy is getting his stories mixed up. Also, the ring stuff is extrabiblical

You guys sure do know a lot about reddit don't ya

>ywn be lucky enough to have a little witch fall in love with you
>ywn see them become an inspired individual with a true calling
>ywn be driven to better yourself for their sake
>ywn go on countless lovely dates
>ywn enact a perfectly planned proposal to your little witch
>ywn invite all of your friends and family to your unforgettable wedding
>ywn go on a grand adventure for your honeymoon
>ywn make memories in the places entrenched in ancient magical folklore and mythology
>ywn repeatedly make passionate love with your little witch
>ywn conceive a child as you stare into eachother's eyes
>ywn raise a happy family with your little witch
>ywn see your children lead fullfilling lives
>ywn grow old together
>ywn pass on in your sleep together