What are Sup Forums's thoughts on the new Star Wars movie: "the Last Jedi"

What are Sup Forums's thoughts on the new Star Wars movie: "the Last Jedi"

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complete shit and it destroyed everything SW stood for.

Haven't seen it.
Everything I've heard makes it sound like a waste of time.

I felt sick from the degenerate filth in every one of the previews before the movie even started. Then the movie started and it was even worse

I asked a soyboy at work the other day what he thought, "I loved it! I think it was better than TFA and I rank that one among the originals."
I mumbled, "that's because you're a liberal bitch faggot."

Not politics. Fuck off.

This based anglo sums up my views.
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It's the end of the SW franchise as we know it.

Going forward it'll be more watered down, leftist-appeasing crap with more mediocre, unknown actors pulling in mediocre figures until Disney decides to pull the plug.

There are only 3 Star Wars films, the weird sequels defy any attempts to justify their creation.

Its a dumpster fire that attempts to invalidate every point of every other Star Wars movie.

From how my friend described it. It's a good movie, but as far as a Star Wars movie it ranks around Episode 1.

Utter trash and series suicide

It's clumsy virtue-signalling postmodernist drivel and it completely absolves Lucas of his missteps with the prequels.

Anyone who considers it canon or gives (((Disney))) money for anything else they do with (to?) the franchise is a complete dipshit and should be publicly humiliated for their dipshittery.

>listening to one of your normie friends
It’s not a good movie at all

Just full of idiots, like the woman who waited until hundreds died to use her cruiser to cut destroy the enemy ship.

>unabashed Cultural Marxists destroy thing beloved by hundreds of millions of people for sake of virtue points
>stuff the movie full of blatant SJW propaganda
>not political

What did the brainlet mean by this...?

#NotMyStarWars

>this

Good point, meme.

>le funny reddit quips
>very little attention to detail
>subversion purely for the sake of subversion
>muh porgs
>Rey already knows everything and has never failed at anything she does, so no progression or tension at all. Why does she even need to train with Luke when she alesdy surpassed him?
>the whole casino planet romp was pure shit and was completely disposable to the plot except they needed something for Boyoogabooga to do.
>in fact the entire fucking plot was pointless because it ended exactly as it began, except with Luke and Snoke, the only 2 interesting characters beside Kylo, are now dead

Even without all the diversity and pic related, it was still an absolutely awful movie.

>that /nostalgia/ lens flaring
where did it all go wrong?

The answer to that meme's question is EXACTLY why discussion of TLJ is political.

#TheForceIsFemale

Refreshingly progressive

>Even without all the diversity and pic related, it was still an absolutely awful movie


Like, objectively so too. Even without the propaganda, it's two and a half hours of nonstop MacGuffins, Deus Ex Machinas, and plot holes masquerading as a story.

>muh porgs
I actually have a bit more respeck for the porg after finding out why the existed. Luke's island is irl a puffin preserve. Endangered birds. They can't be driven off just for the shoot and were always in the backgrounds. The little shits would just waddle up to you. So they decided to turn them into CG SpacePuffins to excuse them shitting up all of their shots, and people loved it. Sure, they're cancerous jew marketing, but it was smart cancerous jew marketing.

The film was laced with political messages shoved up so far in your face you'll be hearing those messages coming out of your arsehole.

Terrible plot that kills off all the characters from the original trilogy in anti-climactic fashion Jumpy cuts that make the movie feel rushed, despite being the longest Star Wars episode to ever come out. Blatant SJW politics throughout the film. Marvel-tier humor everywhere. Makes the prequels look good in comparison.

Lucas really was /ourguy/, and we need him back.

Its going to sell a lot of toys

>Lucas really was /ourguy/

This is all you need to understand about this epic shitshow of feminist failure
youtube.com/watch?v=6l9go9X1EbE

Except that word on the street is that in addition to ticket sales, merch sales are down BIG TIME compared to TFA.

We're breaking the conditioning, lads.

Worse than I expected and I walked out of the first one half way through to grab a beer, take a piss and have a smoke I cared for it so little.

>88
>Lucas confirmed /ourguy/

The fire rises...

why do you guys need to make everything about politics

In case you were wondering how this happened, this is a typical writer for the new star wars movie.

>why do you guys need to make everything about politics
>you guys

If I were a mod I would've banned you

kek

>get in faggot, we go destroy Di$hitney plan!

Wow, you mean when you clumsily fill your shitty movie with libtard view points, people are going to end up talking about them?

Who would have thought!

At least he accurately portrayed diversity.

>assholes spend last 15 years dragging everyone to political ring to "dominate" them in their own playground
>freak the fuck out when they realize that any slack jaw can compete with them

I still can't fucking believe he got away with (((Watto))). What a madman.

Requesting the cap of the russian "hacker" that thinks the movie is a homosex movie

To be fair, so did Johnson. Every minority in this new film fails and has to be saved by white women. Be it from themselves or white men and their fallen, evil women allies .

Even the SJWs I follow on Twitter hate it

Picrelated pretty much sums it up.
Drummed up paying critics left right and center to promote it
Audience is unimpressed and the film has barely made any money yet and the merch is doing extremely poorly

They might have ruined the franchise beyond repair in 2 movies

Reposting from Sup Forums:

The Jews had to destroy Star Wars, and specifically had to destroy Luke for many reasons. For starters, Jews hate heroes. Judaism is a religion of guilt, victimhood, and submission. A hero like Luke Skywalker, a gentile role model built in the proud western heroic tradition, doesn't jive with their morality. Just as well, when they watched the prequels, the Jews saw themselves in the Sith. The Sith were selfish, manipulative, and arrogant beings who sowed the seeds of conflict wherever they went and believed they had a divine mandate to rule those unlike themselves. Put this together in the scope of the six-episode saga, and you have the story of a gentile savior wresting control from the Jews and giving the goyim the right of self-rule. Now take a look at Luke's role in the sequels. His appearance is deliberately made to appear christlike and characters speak of him in the same way. He is built up as the ultimate savior over TFA and then when TLJ comes along, he is humiliated, degraded, and worst of all, shown to be very morally corrupt. It's not enough to just ruin Luke though. The entire moral framework must be destroyed.

Some of you may have heard the statement around here that, in Lucas's original vision, there is no "light side" that stands in opposition to the dark side like the tao. Rather, the force in its natural state is balanced and the dark side is a corruption of the force that eats away it like a cancer. This is where the Jews insert their moral relativism by interpreting the force not as an ecosystem but as a scale which must be equally allotted certain amounts of light and dark. Despite all the constant droning of the need for balance in the expanded universe (which, as you can imagine, had many Jewish writers), not one compelling argument is made for why the dark side NEEDS to exist. Life creates the force and makes it grow. It is an intrinsic part of nature and not some supernatural dungeons and dragons magic. Jedi morality, which is based on Buddhism and Stoicism, is meant to protect and facilitate the growth of life. Meanwhile, all the things that fuel the dark side are antithetical to life. The dark side is unsustainable, and if left unchecked, would destroy life itself, thus destroying the force itself.

With all that is established about the force in the movies alone, the Jews can't simply say that the Jedi are wrong and the Sith are right. Thus, they redefine the system so they may say that the evil and hateful people who bring only ruin, misery, and death wherever they go are just as valid as the chivalrous monks who wish to bring peace and harmony through self-reflection and control of one's emotions. That makes no sense within the context of the films, but within the context of the Expanded Universe, which served as the basis for Disneywars, it makes perfect sense AND it gels with the moral relativism that we are fed in real life; The same moral relativism that Lucas sought to dispel with the original trilogy. Even the prequels carry this intention, having a message that simply believing you are right does not make you right. In this way, the Jews justify their own evil by creating films which say that evil is valid and necessary, no matter how little sense that statement makes.

I honestly really enjoyed the movie.

It was subpar. Stupid as fuck Marvel-style comedy, the nigger is a pointless character and he couldn't even be allowed to die a heroic death.

They bet on the wrong horse as far as the original 3 main characters. Leia should have piloted the ship into the star destroyer so she could have a heroic end.

If Luke had to die, he should have done it in person. The force projection thing was gay.

The diverse Rebellion was annoying but not the worst part of the film.

Molymeme has a great video that casts Luke Skywalker as the symbolic end of the white race.

>AAA
I'm going to need them now that my sides have blown out

It wasnt just the best movie ever, it was the best STAR WARS movie ever. And it came exactly at the right time in the face of evil like the peaceful Catalonian independance movement and Drumphs tax cuts.

Move over harry potter, we leftists have a new movie to base our political opinions on.

Pitch black and the xbox game escape from butcher bay is my favorite sci fi franchise. I love the whole concept of riddick and johns being like an old married couple.

I just pretend the other two riddick movies dont exist. You can do the same with star wars

>the ability to speak does not make you intelligent

It was somehow even worse than The Feminism Awakens. All the usual Mary Sue gimmicks, emo Kylo Ren tantrums, and this time with insanely cheesy Marvel-ish "humor" forced into literally every scene for "laughs", that just cranked up the diarrhea dial tenfold. It was a total train wreck where nothing made sense. Like watching a movie without a plot.

The franchise has been dead ever since Lucas sold his property to the (((mouse))). Say what you will about the prequels (personally love them), but at least they made sense from a narrative perspective. The Sequel Trilogy is literally the Empire vs the Rebels all over again for some bullshit reason, which I never got. The books were the true sequels in my opinion.

Nice analysis, user.

The subtext of the film is really not leftist though.

>White men (Luke) and boomers (Yoda) destroy the foundation of their culutre
>Agree to hand it over to the young people with no foundations
>Mentor just checks out instead of training the new generation
>Young people decide it all needs to be torn down
>Minorities and women destroy everything
>No white male in charge so it all goes to shit
>No white male so no victory

A lot of truth in this film.

>marvel style comedy
my god that shit is lame i cant even watch marvel movies anymore because they are constantly making retarded jokes specially iron man

Who ever thought there would be a prank call AND a "yo momma" joke in Star Wars, in the same scene?

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That would have also been emotionally satisfying instead of one of the most beloved characters from the original trilogy FUCKING DYING OFF CAMERA.

The movie was fucking stupid but the porgs were ok

Wasn't as bad as this place led me to believe. Doesn't mean it was good, but I enjoyed it, moreso than the last one they put out. There was some realllly dumb shit though, and the diverseity agenda wasn't that bad aside from the all-female rebel leadership and that dumb fat Asian chick they had.

I'm laughing at how poorly it's doing in developing markets though, since they are so important now when it comes to gross revenue. Those countries care nothing for nostalgia gimmicks and SJW agenda, and they are pissing away their opportunity to expand the Star Wars franchise. Hell, even the prequels would've been good enough for China with cool costumes, state of the art CGI, and over the top lightsaber fights, but they fucked that up somehow. They love that shit. Instead they are left wondering why they have ugly Asians, intentionally dated looking sets, and a 'white leftist' agenda.

Theory is that Mark Hamill didn't even know he was going to be killed. He was very excited before the big premiere, but pic related was his face afterwards.

youtu.be/FntZKz9fXp8

>There are only 3 Star Wars films, the weird sequels defy any attempts to justify their creation.

This.
But ONLY the original versions, not when Lucas lost his mind and shit cgi all over it.

I haven't watched it, but can't we at least root for the literal Nazi First Order? Or have they found a way to ruin that as well.

Honestly, I was expecting the crying Asian chick to be the other one's lesbian lover instead of her sister. I was actually bracing myself for it.

Will we see an open faggot in Episode 9? I almost fully expect it.

Best Star Wars movie since Episode I.

Seriously, Rey is sooo hot and that Chinese chick was sooo funny. AWESOME!

>What are Sup Forums's thoughts on the new Star Wars movie: "the Last Jedi"

Waiting to pirate it. I'm not going to give money to a company that ruins Star Wars. It's amazing how they've managed to make movies worse than the prequels.

How do you watch the original versions? I’ve probably only seen the updated cgi version of these originals

I think you could mistake poe for a white man under the right light. Hes certainly odds on favorite to be made into a gay.

Dude a cam has been available everywhere on the internet for ages.

Its honestly not even worth pirating.

Find a torrent of the Star Wars Despecialized Edition. It's the best we will do until Disney acquires Fox and decides to release it.(If they ever do)

Holy fuck, that is the face of a man who has just lost his legacy.

Based on his demeanor before going into the premiere and his demeanor afterwards, it really does seem pretty fucking plausible.

I would almost be shocked if Episode IX didn't posthumously reveal that Luke was gay all along.

I felt it went wild all over the place, and yet nowhere at the same time. It was a damn strange movie. And I liked Force Awakens.
I did not like this.
I also felt this was somehow a kids movie. It felt childish this time. In the extreme. Yes Star Wars is always a little childish but this....
Why do all the characters seem eccentric in some way? Every one? ALL OF THEM? They border on outlandish in their motivations and actions.
I don't remember that being the case as much in Force Awakens. And there was stuff that went on in this movie I'll just never understand.

My sides are orbidint neptune

We do not allow such nonsense in my home

It was silly. The Kylo Ren and Rey thing had a lot of potential and was sort of interesting. Everything else was utterly ridiculous, made no sense at all, and taking that half hour to screech about capitalism in the casino was inexcusable

About 4.3/5.0 noses.

It was entirely designed to merchandize. Characters like Finn who had some potential for depth were flanderized, they carefully calculated a character for every child to idolize and buy action figures of. Every personality type, every demographic, carefully and soullessly put into a story with barely enough cohesion to be called a movie.

The actual movie came second. It's not internally consistent with the Star Wars universe, it doesn't make any sense. I'm still not exactly sure why representatives of the only legitimately recognized government in the galaxy consider themselves some "rebellion" against an insurgent group.
It's pretty obvious none of the writing staff were actual Star Wars fans.

>taking that half hour to screech about capitalism in the casino was inexcusable

But how will (((we))) brainwash the goyim into giving up their own freedom and prosperity for some vague promise of "equality" without it?

Is it worth a pirate?

worse than the Phantom Menace and JewJews Force Awakens.
Worst SW film to date.

I liked Thor: Ragnarok because they just decided to embrace the ridiculousness and have fun

Domhnall Gleeson's character turns from menacing fascist into this ridiculous comic relief about two minutes in. It's such a fucking mess.

Not really.

Don't waste two and a half hours of your life on it unless you just want more ammo to use against the (((people))) who made it.

It is bad.

The film composed of three separate running plots, one involving Rey, Kylo Ren and Luke Skywalker, another involving the Resistance trying to evade First Order pursuers while undergoing a mutinee, and a third subplot involving Finn and squat asian tooling around looking for a haxor.

The main problem that this film has is that the Luke storyline is the only even mildly intriguing one featured in this film. People are pissed about Luke; they don't even give a fuck about a third of the movie being pissed away on Finn fucking up an inconsequential mission.

What they should have done was split the film into two plots, not three. One where Rey could actually receive a mentoring from Luke in the Force, and in turn Luke could elaborate his extreme decisions more convincingly, and another where Finn is on board the deteriorating situation on the main ship, playing a critical role in whether the mutiny succeeds or fails.

pretty trash desu

REYLO

You showed him Sup Forumsro

>mumbles behind you
>heh nothing personnel kid

It was the first Star Wars to come out in my lifetime that I'm not going to see and marks the end of my interest completely. I don't care about these characters and desu Star Wars already told it's story in the Original Trilogy, nothing else was needed.

Liberal Propaganda

Because this one was written by a woman and they are children.

>mfw I read all the butthurt in this thread
I see the saltmines are open for business today