Take the nursing pill

>Only 2 years of school
>60k starting (could be more depending on where you live )
>Always a high demand for nurses so you pretty much guaranteed a job as soon as you graduate
>Respected job
> Plenty of room for growing if you choose to continue education

this is true except for the respect thing.

men go to PA school and get their MPH, that gets you 90k starting salary, and a PA + MBA/MPH gets you admin route in a hospital where you can sit in an office for 200k.

nursing is for women and fucking faggots.

>Dealing with the sick
No thanks.

>he unironically says this while using Sup Forums every day

are you talking about LPN? yeah like i want to clean up blood shit and piss all day as i'm bossed around by a bunch of cynical women who hit the wall

>having to change shitted diapers from old people
no thanks. i'd rather keep my current job.

Redpill me on it. What kind of person would be a good fit for this job? What does your daily routine consist of?

I'm bitter this exists. My dumb as a brick ex is going to end up making more than me handing out meds to people. wtf.

dealing with poo, pee, dead people nuh uh

If you knew how much pussy these "faggots" get.

dont become a nurse if you dont like cleaning piss and shit

>What kind of person would be a good fit for this job?
kind who doesn't mind denying service to some for the benefit of others at random

also if you're into stealing pills this is a good spot for you

> All your patients are fat Mexicans
> All your patients are WE WUZ KANGZ WE BE SICK N SHEEIT
> All your patients are old people
> All day

No fucking way.

so applying for pa school at 33 is a better choice than slogging through med DO school for another 6 years of not having a career?

im debating my decisions every day

Thats pretty nice too. Not only do you make money back fast it's chill plus there's girls everywhere unlike shitty computer science and stem. You have to suck monster cock to get hired in stem

Someone please make a virgin computer scientist vs a Chad Nursing major. Please

How is it chill?

>he hasnt taken the merchant navy pill

Better to become a lab tech and make about the same, except you're just doing lab work all day and never have to deal with the public.

You don't have to give up your friends, social life, hobbies to finish it in school and get hired.

Why do niggers always think with their dicks
>ayy I get mo' pussy den yo cracka ass

>deal with niggers that have diabeetus and heart disease all day
>have to literally wipe people's asses when they shit the bed

T. Nursing school freshman faggot

Never thought I'd see someone shilling for nursing. Lol my dad pulls 160k a year working maybe 48 hours a week.

the limited amount of interaction i have with old people at my current job makes me never want to have to deal with them 40+ hours a week.

kek

Mexicans are okay. They are docile and will do whatever authority tells them. Also their families will help out and do chores in the patient's rooms. They always prefer to take the patient home with them than go to a nursing home. They are mixed when it comes to hospice (some take a "let God decide" approach and others think it amounts to giving up and betraying their family).

Whites and blacks are a mixed bag. Some are very demanding (the blacks it tends to be the patients while for the whites it's the families) and they tend to stay in the hospital longer than expected (either because the blacks have shitty insurance that doesn't cover much nursing home care or the white families spend extra days trying to find the "perfect" nursing home to dump their folks). White and blacks are easy to convince to get into hospice though.

Arabs and Persians are the fucking worse. Extremely demanding, will try to spend as much time in the hospital as possible (they too like to care for the patient at home but they won't accept nursing home care so the patient has to be well enough to go home) and will never go on hospice. Worse, all the older patients are chain migration leeches on Medicare.

(checked)
are you a lab tech? quick rundown pls

>be nurse
>get up to go to work
>muh traffic jam
>finally arrive at hospital
>sign into shift
>200 lb nigger woman presents with a foul vaginal discharge and anal fissures
>excuse yourself from the room
>leave
>go home
>shoot yourself in the head because that's better than being homeless

i feel like there's a bubble with healthcare work and workers. it's based on the huge aging boomer population and years of smoking/asbestos/processed whatever that everyone is trying to go lighter or remove or has been removed from society that they were exposed to.

once all of the boomers die i don't think there will be enough sick, old people to prop up the system. just an idea but it seems inflated like everything associated with serving the greatest generation.

What about da joos? Are they like the Arabs and Persians?

consider this
u will be called a nurse
a NURSE

its not a respected job, its a faggot job for faggots + girls
go doctor or go home, fag

What is you're not a woman though?

He ain't lifting correctly, brah. He's focusing to much on the curl for his 'ceps. He needs to extend the elbow joint when starting on the curl. Might as well use synthol in his biceps for that dumb look

Nursing is for bois, physical therapy is for men

It's fucking bullshit.

I was a paramedic. Same schooling, more responsibility, more liability, more risk and had zero help, yet I made half as much as the fat cunt sitting on her ass bitching about nothing.

>be male nurse
>niggers, spics, fats in various stages of rekt or death everywhere
>nurses shirk work responsibilities then bitch and moan about it
>male nurses are usually gay, like, super faggots
>hurt back from teamlifting FiveThirtyEight-pounder
>destroy back when said lardass drags you down with it
>no longer fit to be nurse
No thank you.

gay as fuck.

What are you, a fucking pillow biter?

Nah, my fiance is, I'm in networking and IT for a college. To become a lab tech, all you need is a 2 year degree, which you can get from any college including community college. You basically do lab work like blood testing, or "chem" work as she calls it which means put this swab in that liquid to see if it turns this color. It's braindead easy, about 50/50 men and women which is a downside, and most of the time can be spent shitposting on Sup Forums if you get the right hospital. She got her job a year before graduating during her clinicals, and started making 51k immediately which is a lot in our area.

It's worth checking out. The most complex shit you have to do is still simplistic busy work.

Way more schooling to become a pt. nurses work 3 days a week and get 4 off. nurses are only one step below a doctor faggot.

>be doctor
>lose job to nurse practitioners taking over the family medicine field
>too retarded go go into specialty
>forced to work alongside pajeets and african/carribian niggers barely fit to hold a medical license in a hospital as a hospitalist
>muh free lunch

>Break back lifting lardass
>Get on disability
>Become lardass
>Break other nurses backs
>Profit???

>nursing
>respected

What's wrong with old people?

I'm in my 20s and find old people less annoying than younger ones: old people are more conservative, old people tend not to look down on you because most of them already failed at everything in life

Theatre technician. We're basically theatre muscle, i break legs and run electrical currents through your unconscious body for a living.

>1yr study, 30$ an hour. Guranteed jobs.
>Can do Agency work for 60$ an hour.
>Deal with less shit than nurses.

Plus, if you piss me off when you're awake i can ruin your shitty ass tattoos by running directing electricity through the iron and cobalt in your tattoo ink.

I'm actually considering going to PA school, 18 here. My parents always meme how it's shit, but the only reason is because they want me to be a doctor.

can u atleast obtain those free drugs to dampen the pains?

How long has he been doing it for

Senior male nurse here. Just got hired at temple hospital at 32 dollars an hour starting.

Planning on grad school for anesthesia.
Ama

What the medical industry needs is an exoskeleton to make sure this doesn't happen. I wonder if DARPA is willing to spill the beans on that. Just as much, if not more money in medical than military.

has to be 15+ years

Do not be a nurse. I work in IT in a hospital. I see these nurses. The only thing that keeps them going is having other nurses to talk to. Do not be a nurse

Well probably about 17 years now. In addition he was schooled overseas. Also he is in a very specialized field, with a limited number of nurses.

Well played user.

sensible kekle

Somehow my paramedic/fireman buddy is earning $140k in Oregon after 2 years in school.

>t. granny ass wiper

the real redpill is realizing you dont need alot of money to be happy, and work a decent job you like but for the least hours possible, 20hrs a week is wonderful livin. working yourself to the bone for mr shekelstien, oh we all laffin
its the ultimate extension of the n33t life

Any advice/insight with this?

Don't fall for it, it is a trap. You work yourself to dead for way too less money, basically having the responsibilities of a med. in practice. Being the nurse is the worst position. You are the idiot for everyone, from the helper, over the doctors to the management. Let the sick and old boomer die, don't cure them.

Such is the plan of most other paramedics I meet.
We all aspire to live in the top of a four story house with tight spiral staircases; grow to four hundred pounds and have a heart attack in a tiny bathroom with an inward swinging door.

Just kill me.

I was making $48yr working 50+ hour weeks @ $12-15/hr.

>willingly be a beta nurse working alongside all the Chad doctors

Nursing is for dropout low iq females

No clue

Not anymore. CNAs are given the crappy jobs like cleaning and changing bedsheets.

I don't respect male nurses at all
T. Delivery driver

"I hate most people I see."

I lack empathy, and other people's germs make me vomit. Otherwise, I would say it's a good option.

Become a Nurse Practitioner instead of a PA.

Just do SOMETHING user, PA's as good as anything

That's pretty cool. Do you plan on going into nursing like your father, Focker?

Can vonfirm it's shit. In the sense you'll have way more hands in chest experience.

isnt that like 3 more years of school?

might as well become a doctor at that point

Is this bait m8?

nyc has cops making 170k

its just robbing taxpayers

cant go on forever

>wipe asses
>mop junkie vomit
>see hundred-year-old scrotum and labia all day long
You also failed to distinguish between LPNs who are lucky to make 30K, and RNs who aren't BSNs. The latter are the RNs who make 60K a year (after a 4-year degree). RNs who aren't BSNs are lucky to make 40K. You really, really have to like the job to make it worth it. Some people do. My mom did her BSN straight away and worked as a nurse for 35 years. She loved it. I visited her at work one day and realized I would not last a day doing that.

>nurses are only one step below a doctor
No, they're like 400 steps below. Just above them are PAs. The notion that an LPN and an MD are somehow comparable is hilarious, kind of like those fags who read the Austrian School "infographics" and think they somehow compare to people who've actually completed their doctorates.

>doctor
>chad
Real life isn't a soap opera you retarded inbred leaf

OP is right, my bro and his wife are RNs + cardio certification in Washington State, and their combined income is 150+k a year, have no kids, travel a shit ton, party like crazy.
They are hardcore libtard uppity cunts, but definitely live a comfy as fuck life in a 101% white gated community on the water.

>my paramedic/fireman buddy is earning $140k
>fireman
That is why.

Also
>154315346
Is correct.
Civil service is a big rip off.

The only thing worse are teachers.
At least I need cops and firemen to do their jobs.

Take the US border patrol agent pill

>no education required
>outdoorsy physical alpha-man job
>male dominated
> 6yrs in and cracking 6 figures even more if you work shitty night hours
> catch and deport shitskins on the daily

Being a nurse has been the biggest red pill. Forget these websites and infopgraphs that cloud your mind. Seeing the struggle between life and death every day humbles you and makes you realize the most important thinga in life.
You can laugh all you want faggots but somebody has to do it, and this time, in this reality ithappens to be me.
Other people work in coal mines or make shoes in labour camps. Its shit but somebody has to do it.
You all speak of Christ , yet you make fun of the job that is most near to him and his word he preached.
I go home after work and I didnt fuck someone over, I didnt sell someone shit they dont need.
Yes, I wipe their ass clean and make their cancer ridden body a tiny bit less awful.

>I go home after work and I didnt fuck someone over,
Bullshit.
Former NY EMT and now BSN murse.

I know plenty of nurses who are not doing it for the Pt but for their own sense of self worth or the pay.

pretty sure you have to be a caring person to be a nurse
i am not a caring person

Four years here, 3 and a practicum actually. Still an awesome gig; school isn't hard and money/security is great. Recommended.

I've heard work productivity amongst female nurses is abysmal. What percentage of a day would you say they actually do work instead of fucking around?

>suicide rate only dwarfed by dentists

>work shitty night hours
ohhh spooky

Ever see an alien?

No bait

Being sprayed by every imaginable bodily fluid of the lowliest scum of the Earth while they scream at you in anger.

This is not an exaggeration.

>pretty sure you have to be a caring person to be a nurse
No you don't.
It's a job.

I deliver to hospitals. The females look at me very much different than their metro sexual co-workers

Or just score a high ass fucking SAT score, get into a top 15 university on a full ride and go into investment banking or actuarial science.

LPN vs BN vs Nurse practitioner. You just don't get it kid.

Healthcare is a great way to meet beautiful women, make a 3 figure income and start a family and help your race. Or you could continue with your liberal arts degree and spend time between here and pornhub jerking to blacked.com videos

If somebody's going to eat their gun they got other issues than the job

No I haven't. Maybe once but can't say for sure. I rarely works nights. It's bad for the body after too long.

my sides

>60k
>high demand
considering you work 12+ hours a DAY you are basically working about 10/hr + overtime. hardly high demand

Or you could be an engineer. Make just as much money out of school and actually be respected by people when you tell them your title.

Everyone here is gonna talk about how being a male nurse makes you a ponyboy faggot who cleans shit and piss, but the true redpill is that any career that allows you to be self-sufficient and build a family is a good career. Street sweeping is more honorable than being a NEET.
This. Old Sup Forums has robbed me of any caring. It probably wasn't a good idea to be raised on Sup Forums since 11, but at least I was never the squeamish type of student in nursing school.

But I don't want to be a nurse

you need to speak spanish i thought

RN then CRNA. CrNA base is 170k-190k+