Holy crap, they really did everything they could to hit every quota out there.
>A bunch of old, ugly broads are the captains and commanders of the army. >All the leaders of the spaceship squadrons are women, who are all very heroic. >The main white guy character gets put in his place by them. >One of the main characters is a very unattractive Asian chick. >Of course she's super brave and amazing, just like her sister. >One of the main characters is a black guy. >The other one is a beautiful young woman. >Of course there's a love interest between them. >Every evil character is a white guy. >Rich people are also automatically evil. >Let's destroy all their shit, yay!
Dammit Sup Forums. Taking the red pill has ruined pretty much every movie that came out after 2012. I just can't not see all this bullshit.
Now, this movie was a disappointing pile of shit to begin with, but this didn't help. Shallow story, uninteresting characters, a lot of been there-done that.
Any recent good movies that aren't completely cucked?
Nolan Wood
>2017 >watch Star Jew Wars
Justin Morgan
Nostalgia got the best of me.
Gavin Baker
>kill Luke Skywalker for laughs >real hero is some purple haired community college womens' studies professor
Caleb Williams
Black Guy fucks the asian chick though. And Poe is a fucking spic getting put in his place. And Rey wants to get Ren'd
Justin Harris
Casting is controlled by (((them))). Look up every major casting agency and the key people who control casting decisions.
Samuel Cruz
They literally had a broad with purple hair running things. The SJW cancer has seeped into Star Wars now.
Gabriel Lewis
I wouldn't mind Renning Rey. She's very beautiful.
Parker Howard
2048
Angel Foster
Well actually Leia was in charge and the pink haired chick was the only other one that actually survived. And most of the shit that happened to the Resistance was all Poe's fault.
Jacob Parker
This chick is fucking ugly, she looks like a younger Ray Liotta. Fuck Star Jews and fuck you.
Ian Sanders
New blade runner is 9/10
Julian Hall
She has no charisma, she's scrawny and her face is 6.5/10.
Jeremiah Gray
Even plebbit is saying it was bad. These movies and characters therein will have 0 lastability. You can see it already on store shelves. Prequel and OT stuff fly off shelves with Sequel shit sits there and rots.
Gender Wars: The Last Snowflake Skipped it and just watched Sargon's review.
Caleb Collins
This movie will redpill people. My blue pilled friends noticed how the empire lacked diversity and that the reason was obvious. The only diversity in the empire was a jap guy speaking with a stereotypical japo imperial accent.
Julian Long
Incel confirmed
Samuel Morales
the fact you were expecting anything half decent to come out of this franchise after force awakens shows how gullible you are.
Nolan Wood
Alright, then.
Ian Johnson
Saw it. Loved it.
Hudson Jones
I enjoyed Rogue One. Got my hopes up.
Jason Wilson
Take your gay ass make-em-ups shit to Sup Forums for fuck's sake.
Jaxson Watson
Good. You'll save money by not indulging in (((movies))).
Now make like your namesake and go fuck yourself.
Henry King
Poe is a tool neither chick in charge keeps in line. Leia can overrule his attack order, but doesn't. Holdo can tell him the plan or throw him in the brig, but does neither as he flagrantly disobeys her orders and goes behind her back.
Put Commander Adama on that ship and Snoke would be running scared.
Ryan Thomas
Last minute shopping for Christmas Bought everything online, bit always go to a store out of habit Pulled into a Target, great for stocking stuffers Passed through toy aisle Star Wars No Darth, no Luke, no C3PO, no R2D2, no Wookie in stock
Rack after rack of (see pic), whoever this guy is
The Force is as dead as a Pet Rock
Mason Garcia
Seriously man, as soon as I would’ve walked into the room with that bitch and noticed she had purple hair I would’ve said out loud “Fuck that. This dumb bitch is gonna get us all killed.”
Rebels seriously needed a Mattis to stand a chance but he’s a white male so NOPE