Why the Fuck do Nurses Still Exist?

Seriously are they the most useless people in existence? The doctor does all the real medicine while they just annoy the shit out of patients. The only reason they existed in the past was to let some wounded soldiers see some hot young woman in a tight uniform while they're off in Japan or Vietnam. However most of them today are nothing but ugly old bitches who think putting their finger in my bumhole means they deserve six figures.

they assist doctors

Doctors are the biggest retards on the planet. If they had to do anything beyond a Google search good fucking luck.

By walking around whining about not being given as much respect as the doctor who busted his ass for 9 years to get a medical lisence? Bitch shut the fuck up.

You do realize how INCREDIBLY hard it is to get into medical school right?

It's not hard at all. Especially if you're a disgusting nigger.

Oh ok affirmative action, but for a non-black it's nearly impossible.

Most nurses in big cities are niggers. They hand out nursing jobs to coons like fucking candy. The worst part is it makes nigs think they are educated.

Doctors diagnose. Nurses administer all the treatment and monitor patients. If you're stuck in a hospital for a week, you'll see a doctor maybe 3-4 times total and you'll see a nurse 6 times a day

The doctor doesn't do shit in most cases the nurse is the one actually doing things.

t. nurses for parents

hands and legs

You're going to the wrong hospital. Shop around. Look for the one that has white nurses. That leads to white doctors because the nurses don't put up with monkey shines.

This, when you're on your death bed your family is going to interact with nurses more than doctors.

WAHHHHH she's getting paid more than me and it's not fair. Only ladies who please my boner deserve pay WAHHHH

Someone has to do the bitch work while knowing enough about medicine to not accidently kill someone so the doctors can do the important work.

What? No one said that, dumb faggot.

>Family is in the hospital.
>Nurses refuse to help him.
>Are too busy with helping immigrants and being cheerful with them.
Chr*stianity was a mistake, it creates this cancerous outgroup preference and altruism.

AHHHH did i insult mommys job? WAHHH WAHH he called us out for being a bunch of useless bitches

pic related nurses are only for pleasing a man sexually

And for the record nurses would please my boner if i wanted, all I'd have to say is i felt a lump on my dick and they'd have to feel it up like whores LOL

Nurses do most of the leg work, some nnurss can be more qualified then some doctors in specific tasks. IVs wound care etc. Both doctors and nurses are necessary and both can be good or useless.

T. Office manager for a Healthcare company

This. Doctors barely spend 30 mins with a patient per day. More like 10 mins IF. All the meds, IVS, wound dressings, monitoring, etc is done by the RN.

UNLESS its a teaching hospital and then the interns are more hands on...for a time period.

>artificially lower the number of medical school applications that are accepted by universities
>this means they are all geniuses

Someone failed med school.

>let in only those with straight 95% averages
>hurr they are idiots hurr

The fuck is the doctor doing most of the day then?

Not even close or related to politics. Fuck off.

Diagnosing and curing diseases. They do the real medical work while nurses waste time.

also nurses you pleb

What is your point here? A bunch of nurses got their picture taken with a black and white camera?

Also big shock but a meme flagster is a faggot.
Nurses do all the heavy lifting retard.
Have you ever been injured? The doctor shows up for two minutes.

In a hospital? Depends on the unit but generally writing orders ( meds, labs, imaging, etc), reading labs/ imaging reports/ RN notes, referrals,consulting with other specialists, admissions/discharges, attending meetings, etc

In the ER/ ICUs they are busier but otherwise you pretty much see your Dr at rounds once or twice daily.

Doctors don’t do shit really. Ever watch a medical drama? Most the characters are nurses. They’re the ones that are dealing with paperwork, cleaning, making beds, getting your vitals...etc. Only thing the doctor does is come in, examined you after being examined by a Nurse. They then make a diagnosis, write out a prescription, and move on.

They spend maybe 15 Minutes tops per patient. It’s nurses that do the heavy lifting. They do it while getting paid less and having to work more hours.

>ever watch a medical drama, most of the characters are nurses
>gets info from movies

And how could one find out?

>I FKCN HATE GRAPES

This board never ceases to amaze me. It is really the dumbest board on this site by far.

>how INCREDIBLY hard it is to get into medical school right?
have ~115 iq in an entirely memory based reward system

diagnostic doctors are rote learning database autists. surgeons are the real doctors.

Doctors can be fucked lol.
I have traces of blood in my piss for two months now and my doctor is all "hmm doesnt seem to be a problem!"
Reee
Still I respect doctors. Although most are cold as fuck.

Why do you say that? I never wanted to be a nurse

You need to get top grades dude. You need to be at top 10% of your class of a PRE-MED

>Why the Fuck do Nurses Still Exist?

because a good portion of the work that needs to be done at any hospital doesn't actually require a doctorate.... so they train some people with the skills needed to do the job, and they work as assistants to the doctors.

Making a doctor is a hell of a lot more costly and time intensive than making a nurse, and you don't need doctors to fill out every chart, fetch every sample, etc....

Nurses are the doctors many hands and eyes on the field. Without them waiting lists for healthcare would be infinite. And cnas are a nurses many arms for enforcing doctor prescribed acumens.
Source: am a drug delivery personel who watches the interactions between nurses, doctors and cnas everyday.

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>traces of blood in my piss for two months now and my doctor is all "hmm doesnt seem to be a problem!"

ontario health system literally punishes GP's for referring people because the system is fucking imploding from being overwhelmed with pajeets.

think of it like this

nurses do the easy stuff, like give vaccinations and fill out forms and do minor tests

doctors do the major stuff like surgeries and other shit

The number of times I've saved a patient from foreign doctors is unfucking believable. Kys you fucking nigger.

I have a urologist appointment n the future.
Apparently I shouldn't worry kek.
Canadian health Care is fucked. Did you know that chemo isn't even fucking covered?
Meanwhile I pay 1600 in income tax per month. That's just income tax, federal. Fuck my ass with a hand grenade senpai.

You need nurses to do all the little shit doctors could never do because they lack people and time. For example taking blood, helping patients go to the toilet, measuring fluid intake/output, handing out medicine, etc.

And don't say doctors are useless man. I'm almost one, I know what the medical life is like and I understand why it seems like we don't do anything special. Truth is that the life of a general medicine doctor can seem very boring and unglamorous to the outside world. Yes we do shitloads of administration and sometimes we have to looks things up because it's hard (i.e. impossible) to memorize the exact diagnostic and therapeutic protocols for a million diseases/symptoms. But all of this doesn't affect you, it just makes our job suck for us, but be glad you're getting the right treatment.

Nurses are highly paid retards.
Source: Am clinical laboratory scientist who has to tell the retards every day why you can't do coag studies on clotted blood

the fuck are you talking about? nurses do all the work in a hospital. doctors are just diagnosing and surgery machines.

I never said doctros don't do anything i said nurses don't. Also your lucky you're a doctor you are going to make lots of money

everyone but me gotta learn this.

Because women need some jobs

t.lab tech "college grad"

that's the phlebotomist fucking up, not the nurse.

Kek, you’re one of those people who is so dumb, they don’t even realize how stupid they are.

yeah that part about doctors not being useless was meant for

It’s the exact opposite. Surgeons don’t even see patients and have by far the highest malpractice. Stupid leaf fag

Manager, master's degree. 75% of my job is teaching nurses why they're stupid for yelling at the poor kids. The other 25% is herding 50 year old cats that keep snapping at each other about bullshit workplace politics.
>Lab director does all the actual management work and I'm basically a well-paid prison warden

Doctors are more in danger of going obsolete than nurses. Humanity already has AI doctors. We can't yet (and indeed it has a chance at being one of the few 'never' jobs) replace the nurse.

Who do you think is the first person to start CPR in an emergency?

Who makes sure the doctor isn’t going to kill you when he writes an order for a medication that will either cause a massive allergic reaction or interferes with another med you’re already on?

Who do you think administers your pain medication when you’re a Whiney Little bitch because you can’t handle a little soreness while Joe Blow in room 204 has had an emergency amputation and needs a new IV bag hung or his pain medication pump needs replaced?

I hope you aspirate on an egg salad sandwich the next time you’re admitted for some non related surgery you gomer, and I hope you’re forced to wait for the doctor to arrive because you’ll likely be three days dead and you’re family has to clean up your piss and shit soaked body while contacting a funeral home only for your family to find out that they have to bag your worthless ass too.

T. Male Nurse

everyoen but me gotta learn you're just a whiny bitch.

OP do you have any clue how pants on head retarded doctors are when it comes to interacting with their patients?

There’s a reason why doctors don’t spend more time with patients and it’s because they couldn’t give a flying fuck about the 101 questions you have or care why your son won’t call you, or why “everything bad happens to you”.

>Who do you think is the first person to start CPR in an emergency?
in my experience it's about 50/50 usually a doctor is present when theres an arrest, it's not like it happens randomly to people without warning
>Who makes sure the doctor isn’t going to kill you when he writes an order for a medication that will either cause a massive allergic reaction or interferes with another med you’re already on?
I can probably count on my fingers how many times a nurse has queried drug interactions with me (they are usually uninformed idiotic questions)
>Who do you think administers your pain medication when you’re a Whiney Little bitch because you can’t handle a little soreness while Joe Blow in room 204 has had an emergency amputation and needs a new IV bag hung or his pain medication pump needs replaced?
you're probably not cut out for this kind of career, seek alternative employment senpai
t. doctor

Holy fuck you semi literate nigger fuck off.
I hope your boyfriend blows out your colon and a nurse rapes your face while you're unconscious in the ER you goddam evolutionary dead end.
The fuck are you shitting up this board with your mildly retarded ramblings for? You, your parents and anyone with the same last name as you should be pistol whipped to death

Sounds like that one attractive nurse turned down your advance after you worked up the courage over the course of your stay only to hear her laughing down the hallway at the caredesk with all the other nurses.

Kek

You are so fucking stupid, holy shit.

Nurses do nearly everything besides surgery etc

Kek a doctor doing CPR please tell me the one about the doc that stayed extra late on a long weekend or holiday while a patient passed away.

Would you rather an over inquisitive or in your words dumb Nurse or a nurse that blindly follows your every order until it’s one of your orders that gets one killed? ..

OH THATS RIGHT! it’s on us if you fuck up.

Maybe it’s you who needs a change of scenery “doc” because at the end of the day your job will be replaced long before ours.

Nurses exist so that you can fuck a totally uninhibited and stressed out woman that is not grossed out by anything a human body does for a weekend because she works unpredictable long hours while you keep her couch warm and help her out of her clothes after her shift.

That's why.

Sure but we can't ALL fuck your mom.

You lying faggot. If you're in the fucking lab you don't even see nurses. There aren't scientists in a goddamn hospital lab. You are a dumbass. A fucking lab tech that has a fucking tech school diploma checks all of the specimens (cancer diagnoses). What the fuck do you do in the lab, namely your position title? Any reputable has a fucking transport system that lab shit is sent through. Scientists teaching nurses,fuck Izvestia heard it all, get the fuck out of here.

This

Nigga please. The last time you got your dick wet was when you had swim trunks on. Considering the canuck flag, it's been a while.

>Surgeons don’t even see patients and have by far the highest malpractice.
they're the ones who actually have to take the risk by performing the action based on the information provided by diagnostics. They're the end of the chain and the buck stops with them, obviously.

It's true I only get laid every other day or so.
Married life is suffering.

I have to agree, sounds like a lab tech larping as a charge nurse.

Have witnessed doctors miss hemorrhagic strokes and patients be saved by nurses because CT scan was okay they think it is drug related. Nurses actually assess and look for changes in the patient and intervene. Their job is to prevent you from dying in between the doctor stopping by and seeing you for 2 minutes

Eating and playing cards, had some sick family. Only place i could track those fuckers down was in there hidy hole all day everyday. They check on the patients like 1 hour a day. Emergency doctors aside.

Doctors work really hard, all day long, barely have time for lunch breaks. Don't believe all these idiots. I'm talking about doctors working in the hospital, to be precise. Not "doctors" who work in elementary schools or in businesses.

The only “hard” work i’ve seen doctors do when they’re not blowing off patients is when they’re being blown by Nurse Suzan because she’s having marital issues.

I am not even sure if you are LARPing, but you sound like a whiny faggot. Nurses for whatever reason will go above and beyond to justify their pay and their job, its like they know they are not important. For every doctor I've seen not working his ass off, there are 10 overweight nurses smoking Marlboro Reds out by the dumpster. Fuck off you useless man.

Reveal your flag, pajeet.

My sister is a nurse on a end-of-life cancer ward. I couldn't imagine a worse job desu.