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>THANK YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP 12/22/17
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/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - GETTING COLD, ISN'T IT? EDITION
MAGA
WTF Bannon?
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Merry Christmas to you too
Blessed are the bakers
who are you guys spending christmas with?
It's Christmas eve friendos
imagine her farts, bros
i bet they smell amazing
just me and my dad
with barbell and eleiko plates.
Are these girls
>her
cant say im into farts but id kiss her feet
MAGA
Family, though I would like to be here desu.
>Are these girls
yes
please tell me you get to stick your dick into at least one
Myself
>drumbf
good morning and Merry Christmas, Frens
Reminder that the cold war never ended.
The spreading of communism is as big, if not bigger, of a threat to America as Islamic terrorism
I'm actually alone for Christmas. First time in my life that's happened
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THE WHITE HOUSE
Office of the Press Secretary
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
December 23, 2017
UPDATED DAILY GUIDANCE AND PRESS SCHEDULE FOR SUNDAY, DECEMBER 24, 2017
9:00AM THE PRESIDENT participates in a Christmas Eve video teleconference with members of the military (Mar-a-Lago)
4:00PM THE PRESIDENT and THE FIRST LADY participate in NORAD Santa Tracker phone calls (Mar-a-Lago)
go visit your local nursing home the morning of the 25th
First for Israel First, Daddy
Merry Christmas and Happy Year of the Dog
AWOOOOOOOOMENT
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Alone
Always be suspicious of someone in animu clothes watching anime
Anime either turns you into a neckbearded autist or a sissy trap
>THE PRESIDENT and THE FIRST LADY participate in NORAD Santa Tracker phone calls
>GETTING COLD, ISN'T IT?
What happened to >can you feel it user?
good morning /ptg/!
Thanks friend
xiexie
>What happened
How new are you fags?
NORDBRO Ive been waiting for you all night
Morning norge
Good Morning, Norge.
Shalom
/ptg/
awooooooooooo
MAGA
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A WOOOOO
THANK YOU DONALD TRUMP FOR BRINGING CHRISTMAS BACK TO AMERICA AGAIN AWOOOOO
Im alolne for the holidays too bros. Itll be alright though!
Hadn't seen it posted in a while and I am definitely feeling it
MERRY CHRISTMAS
Will you be going to church today?
That article isn't real, is it? Since when has China ever had a problem with foreign knockoffs?
This growth economy is the new normal
I'd much rather have no obligations or contact and shitpost here desu
Does the CIA celebrate Christmas?
Fucking piece of shit.
Hello Norgey Porgey!
Thanks brother. The quiet is nice but too much isn't good for us
What's the salsa on this user
It's real. Communist Party probably just wants to appear like they're "doing stuff," usually it's a distraction. Do something crazy and nobody notices any small things you do - it covered all the headlines.
We're not that great.
You shouldn't neglect time with your family.
>We're not that great.
I disagree
oh yeah we always around merry christmas
tfw alone but I can post awoos
>there are some families who disown a member if they support Trump
glad I'm not one of them, but still
Daily reminder being alone is better than pic related
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>family member isn't willing to defend claim that Trump is a sexist who sees women as less than human, even after acknowledging that she doesn't believe her supposed foundation for believing that (that consensual pussy grabbing is not dehumanizing women)
>just falls into postmodernist relativistic bullshit about how it's just her opinion and how we live in separate realities; ignores counter-evidence that we must live in a shared reality, given that we're using language and behaving as if the other person knows what "America" means, what "red" means, what "and" means, etc.
I think that I'm going to explain to her that she can't claim to be a loving member of my family while supporting this ever-escalating witch hunt against male sexuality, and that if she wants me as a member of her support group, she's going to have to confront this argument instead of running from it.
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Wait, is there gonna be a big thing tomorrow with the WH and Melania? didn't she make that kickas ss Christmas decorations layout?
>Wanted to be disowned by relatives so they stop inviting me
>They're all huge liberals
>Be open being a huge Trumpfag
>Nothing happens
they're in Florida
Mar-a-Lago seems like a magical place
>Got told happy Holidays today
IMPEACH this is not what I voted for!
A TIMELINE OF SHIT: IT'S TIME TO SHIT EDT.
03/02/15
>News that Hillary Clinton exclusively used a private email server for official State Dept. business is disclosed in the New York Times
03/09/15
>Clinton associate Terry McCauliffe meets with Andrew McCabe's wife Jill to encourage her to run for office
03/12/15
>Jill McCabe announces her candidacy for the state senate in Virginia
06/24/15
>Discovery of classified information on Clinton’s private email server announced; the matter is referred to the FBI
07/15/15
>FBI opens criminal investigation into Clinton's email server and gross mishandling of classified information
07/24/15
>State Dept. and other officials make security referral related to classified information possessed by Clinton and associates
07/24/15
>After complaints from Clinton camp, New York Times edits story about email probe, removing "criminal" references
08/15/15
>McCabe uses his official FBI email to promote his wife's candidacy for the State Senate in Virginia
10/01/15
>FBI official Andrew McCabe's wife Jill starts receiving bulk of $700,000 from Clinton associate Gov. Terry McCauliffe's political entities
10/15/15
>On or around this date, McCabe emails investigators that Clinton will get an "HQ Special" (special or lenient treatment)
10/11/15
>On 60 Minutes, President Obama absolves Hillary Clinton of blame for her private email server: did not pose "a national security problem"
01/15/16
>John Giacalone, head of FBI's National Security Division, retires after reportedly seeing Clinton probe go "sideways"
01/19/16
>Intelligence Community Inspector General reports Clinton's private email server had SAP (highest classification level) data on it
01/29/16
>FBI director James Comey names Andrew McCabe deputy director, with responsibility for oversight of Clinton investigation
>slow trumpgen hours
Does this one have Trump hair too?
02/15/16
>State Dept. finds that 2,115 of the 30,490 emails produced by Clinton were classified and therefore grossly mishandled
03/04/16
>FBI's Peter Strzok texts his mistress Lisa Page, an FBI attorney, calling Trump "an idiot", whose nomination would be "good for Hillary"
03/19/16
>Hackers gain access to emails of Democrat operative John Podesta
03/28/16
>Manafort hired as Trump campaign manager (Fusion GPS's Simpson and wife had reported on Manafort's Russian ties in 2008)
04/05/16
>FBI's Strzok interviews Clinton aide Huma Abedin
04/09/16
>FBI's Strzok interviews Clinton aide Cheryl Mills
04/09/16
>Wife of Fusion GPS founder Simpson, Mary Jacoby, visits White House and meets with Obama and/or Obama aides
04/12/16
>Law firm Perkins Coie, using money from the Clinton campaign and DNC, hires Fusion GPS to find incriminating data on Trump
04/30/16
>DNC IT staff reports suspected hacking on its server(s) to FBI, but fails to turn over the server to the agency, instead hires Crowdstrike
05/02/16
>FBI director Comey drafts statement exonerating Clinton before interviewing her or other key witnesses
05/03/16
>Trump becomes the presumptive Republican nominee for the office of president
>Clinton IT specialist Paul Combetta admits lying to the FBI about erasing emails using BleachBit but is not charged for the crime
>Email from DNC contractor Ali Chalupa states she connected Michael Isikoff of Yahoo News "to the Ukrainians"
05/05/16
>WaPo reports there is "scant evidence" of a crime committed by Clinton through her use of a private email server
05/15/16
>Crowdstrike claims it investigated DNC hacking and that Russians were responsible; FBI still denied access to server to confirm
05/16/16
>Draft statement by FBI directory Comey exonerating Clinton, before key interviews, is circulated to FBI leadership
05/15/16
>Nellie Ohr, wife of DOJ executive Bruce Ohr, is secretly hired by Fusion GPS, presumably to work on Russian "Dossier"
wtf i hate Bannon now
Looks like even weekend shills need to take a holiday break
Merry Christmas /PTG/!
05/23/16
>Nellie Ohr applies for HAM radio license, presumably to create covert communication channel and avoid government surveillance
06/04/16
>Ellen Nakashima of the Washington Post reports, via anonymous sources, that Russians hacked the DNC
06/09/16
>Donald Trump Jr. meets with Russian attorney after being lured by the promise of opposition research
06/09/16
>After meeting with Bernie Sanders in White House, President Obama endorses Hillary Clinton
06/12/16
>Wikileaks' Assange warns that Clinton emails will be leaked
06/15/16
>Ex-MI-6 agent Christopher Steele is hired by Hillary Clinton's campaign through Fusion GPS, according to UK court filings
06/15/16
>FBI agent Peter Strzok changes wording of Clinton charges from criminal designation “grossly negligent” to “extremely careless"
06/20/16
>Fusion GPS contractor Christopher Steele releases first memo related to Russian "Dossier"
06/27/16
>A.G. Loretta Lynch secretly meets with Bill Clinton on an airport tarmac; they later deny discussing the investigation
07/02/16
>Clinton interviewed by FBI and Peter Strzok for 3.5 hours; she is not placed under oath nor recorded
07/05/16
>FISA Court denies FBI request for surveillance of Trump campaign
07/05/16
>Fusion GPS contractor Christopher Steele shares Russian "Dossier" with the FBI
07/05/16
FBI director Comey announces he does not recommend charges against Hillary Clinton for use of her email server
07/06/16
>A.G. Loretta Lynch accepts Comey's recommendation not to charge Clinton for mishandling classified information
07/10/16
>DNC staffer Seth Rich murdered in as yet unsolved case Wikipedia en.wikipedia.org
07/22/16
>Wikileaks releases archive of emails stolen from Democrat National Committee (DNC) that show undermining of Sanders campaign
07/24/16
>Debbie Wasserman Schultz resigns as Chair of DNC due to Wikileaks revelations about Sanders
Christmas desu. We have a surprising amount of people who actually do stuff instead of NEETing around.
My God... The first makes me feel better about myself yet depressed about the parents, the second reminds me of a couple bros who are exactly like that and now I'm lonely. I'm very confused...
You broke me, user
07/24/16
>Clinton aide Robbie Mook claims Russians hacked DNC and Clinton campaign to aid Trump
07/25/16
>Wikileaks' Assange says he timed release of DNC emails to impact convention; says "no one" knows who provided emails
07/25/16
>FBI announces it will investigate the DNC hack revealed by Wikileaks, Peter Strzok handpicked to lead investigation
07/30/16
>FBI opens counterintelligence investigation into possible Russian "collusion" with Trump campaign led by Peter Strzok
08/06/16
>FBI investigator Strzok texts mistress about a "menace", presumably meaning Trump
08/10/16
>Bernie Sanders reported to have purchased a $575,000 lakeside home
08/10/16
>Washington Post implies John Brennan may have shared "Dossier" with President Obama around this date
08/15/16
>FBI investigator Strzok texts mistress about needing an "insurance policy" against Trump
08/16/16
>FBI writes Congress defending decision not to prosecute Clinton, stating it was ‘extreme carelessness’ and not ‘gross negligence’
08/17/16
>On this day, NBC's Dilanian, Windrem, Arkin report claim M. Flynn clashed with intel officials during initial briefing with Trump team
08/25/16
>CIA director James Brennan informs Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid about possible Russian "collusion" with Trump campaign
08/27/16
>Reid sends a letter to Comey referencing allegations made about Carter Page in the dossier
09/01/16
>NBC's Dilanian, believed to be a Fusion GPS flack, reports on Trump Jr.'s 6/9 meeting with Russian lawyer Veselnitskaya
09/05/16
>Hillary Clinton accuses Russia of interfering with U.S. election
09/15/16
>FISA Court approves FBI request for surveillance of Trump campaign based upon Russian "Dossier"
09/21/16
>New York Times, Washington Post, and Yahoo News verbally briefed by Steele on Russian "Dossier" according to court filings
09/23/16
>Yahoo News publishes report based upon Russian "Dossier" and possible collusion with Trump campaign
how to make fun of soyboys: the post
Was playing this one chink game and the britbong has some of the biggest tits, bigger than most of the americlaps.
How common are natural big tits there?
10/03/16
>FBI agents seize computer of Anthony Weiner during investigation of his communications with underage females
10/07/16
>Access Hollywood releases graphic audiotape of Donald Trump bragging about hitting on women
10/07/16
>Wikileaks releases archive of emails stolen from Clinton operative John Podesta
10/07/16
>Obama administration officially accuses Russia of meddling in 2016 presidential election
10/12/16
>FBI agents tell McCabe and Strzok it's discovers 650,000 emails on Weiner's laptop, many of which were Huma Abedin's
10/13/16
>McCabe organizes FBI response to WSJ revelations that his wife's campaign was funded by Clinton associates
10/14/16
>Strzok's wife Melissa Hodgman given a major promotion to deputy director of SEC’s Enforcement Division
10/15/16
>FBI meets with Fusion GPS contractor Steele and offers to pay him for more Russian "Dossier" material
10/24/16
>CBS reveals McCabe's wife received $700K in campaign donations from Clinton associate Gov. Terry McCauliffe
10/27/16
>During Comey staff meeting, McCabe and Strzok are asked why they're sitting on the Huma/Weiner email disclosure
10/28/16
>Comey announces he is reopening investigation into Clinton's email server due to information found on Anthony Weiner's computer
10/30/16
>Judge Kevin Fox grants a search and seizure warrant to the FBI for Clinton emails on Huma Abedin's laptop
10/30/16
>Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid's writes to James Comey asking him to release "explosive" information on Russian "collusion"
10/31/16
>FBI lead counsel James Baker leaks "Dossier" information to David Corn of Mother Jones that ties Trump to Russian "collusion"
10/31/16
>Clinton campaign issues statement, citing Slate, about server in Trump Tower that secretly communicated with Russia
HA!
What a fucking loser
In fact this is how I bet most Trump supporters are just like this.
>nb4 Hill Shill
>nb4 Bernie Bro
Nope, I voted my conscience and pulled the lever for Jill Stein
11/01/16
>In spite of numerous conflicts of interest, Andrew McCabe waits until this date before recusing himself from Clinton email probe
11/06/16
>Comey exonerates Clinton again after Weiner documents are reviewed "around the clock"
11/08/16
>Donald Trump is elected President of the United States.
11/15/16
>DOJ official Bruce Ohr meets in secret with Fusion GPS founder Glenn Simpson and Christopher Steele regarding Russian "Dossier"
11/15/16
>FBI agrees to continue funding Steele and his "Dossier"
11/18/16
>Sen. John McCain told of the Russian "Dossier"; a copy is sent to McCain and key aides
12/09/16
>CIA tells Congress that they believe the Russians hacked the DNC to help defeat Hillary Clinton's campaign
12/09/16
>McCain provides a copy of Russian "Dossier" to FBI director James Comey
12/09/16
President Obama orders intelligence community to investigate Russian influence on U.S. election
01/02/2017
>Wikileaks' Assange says he guarantees emails did not come from Russia; that Obama administration is trying to undermine Trump
01/05/17
>FBI says DNC refused to turn over server to determine nature of leaks
01/06/17
>Comey briefs President-Elect Trump on existence of "salacious and unverified" Russian "Dossier"
01/10/17
>U.S. intelligence chiefs Comey, Clapper, Brennan, Rogers brief Obama on Russian "Dossier" and attempts to "influence" Trump
01/10/17
>BuzzFeed releases full Fusion GPS "Dossier"
01/11/17
>WSJ identifies author of Russian "Dossier" as Christopher Steele
01/12/17
>DOJ IG Michael Horowitz announces probe into actions of FBI including McCabe's role in Clinton email scandal
01/19/17
>NYT reports law enforcement officials "intercepted" communications of Trump officials, including Paul Manafort
This hurts my soul. post more
unironically kill yourself
Look!
Even your keke thing agrees with me!
LMAO
01/22/17
>Michael Flynn sworn in as National Security Adviser
01/24/17
>Michael Flynn gives voluntary interview to FBI regarding Russian "collusion"; interviewer is Peter Strzok
01/26/17
>Acting A.G. Sally Yates and Bill Priestap inform White House counsel that Flynn was "compromised" by Russian actors
01/30/17
>Acting A.G. Sally Yates fired by President Trump for refusing to enforce his travel ban orders
02/08/17
>Jeff Sessions confirmed as Attorney General
02/13/17
>Flynn fired by President after leaks claim that the aide has discussed sanctions with Russian actors, which Flynn denies
02/14/17
>In meeting with Trump, Comey says he was asked by President if he could see fit to "letting Flynn go"
03/02/17
>A.G. Jeff Sessions recuses himself from Russia "collusion" investigation, citing prior contacts with the Russian Ambassador
03/20/17
>Comey testifies before Congress that FBI secretly investigated potential Trump "collusion" and hid that fact from Congress
03/20/17
>Comey denies accusations that the Trump campaign had been wiretapped by the U.S. government
03/20/17
>Press Secretary Sean Spicer strongly denounces surveillance and unmasking of Trump aides by Obama officials
03/28/17
>Sen. Chuck Grassley writes to Comey over concern that McCabe's investigation of Clinton was tainted by campaign donations
05/09/17
>Trump fires FBI director James Comey
05/10/17
>Washington Post asserts Comey had requested additional funding and resources for Russia investigation before his firing
05/12/17
>Trump tweets that Comey better hope there are no tapes of their conversations "before he starts leaking to the press"
05/17/17
>DOJ names Robert Mueller special counsel to investigate Russian influence on election
Sup Forums is eternal, your family is not. Go spend time with them while you can
>a literal jewish hippy
Worse than Bernie tbqh
Please tell me its just actually a copypasta from plebbit.
06/08/17
>Comey admits he leaked records of his conversation in order to spur the naming of a special counsel
06/15/17
>Former DHS head Jeh Johnson tells Congress that the DNC refused to turn over its server so it could throughly investigate "hack"
06/24/17
>Wife of Fusion GPS founder Simpson, Mary Jacoby, writes on Facebook that her husband deserves the credit for "Russia-gate"
07/07/17
>Comey asserts "Dossier" was "salacious and unverified", but was important because media was prepared to report it
07/13/17
>CNN reports Strzok is working for Mueller's special counsel investgiation
07/14/17
>DNC contractor Ali Chalupa denies working with Ukrainians to undermine Trump in spite of her leaked email from 5/3/16
07/20/17
>DOJ Inspector General receives compromising texts of Mueller investigator Peter Strzok from FBI
07/24/17
>Consortium of Intelligence Professionals (VIPS) reports that there is no evidence that Russians hacked DNC
07/27/17
>DOJ Inspector General meets with Mueller and Rosenstein to inform them of Strzok's text messages
08/09/17
>The Nation reports evidence that DNC insiders, not Russian hackers, compromised Democrat IT systems
08/10/17
>DOJ Inspector General requests all communications between Strzok and Page
08/22/17
>Fusion GPS chief Glenn Simpson meets with Senate committee for 10 hours, but refuses to divulge who funded "Dossier"
08/24/17
>House Intel Chair Nunes subpoenas DOJ and FBI for documents related to "Dossier", which Strzok is believed to be behind
09/14/17
>Susan Rice admits she surveilled Trump administration after the election and later unmasked the identities of key aides
10/18/17
>Two Fusion GPS officials plead the Fifth Amendment during House Intelligence Committee interviews
10/24/17
>Washington Post reveals Clinton campaign and DNC funded Fusion GPS and Russian "Dossier"
10/29/17
>NBC's Delanian reports upon an illegal leak from the Mueller investigation that the first indictment will be issued Monday
you can't check your own digits, sperg
10/30/17
>Manafort and Gates indicted as part of Mueller's investigation
10/31/17
>FBI refuses House Intel Committee (chaired by Nunez) request to interview Strzok
11/30/17
>Flynn signs plea agreement with special counsel, admitting he lied about sanctions conversations
12/02/17
>Washington Post reveals existence of incriminating messages between Peter Strzok revealing anti-Trump biases
12/04/17
>CNN reveals Strzok changed wording of Clinton investigation to avoid criminal charges
12/06/17
>DOJ executive Bruce Ohr demoted after revelations he secretly met with Fusion GPS, which had secretly employed his wife Nellie
12/06/17
>Rep. Adam Schiff accused of leaking privileged notes of meeting between Trump. Jr and House Intelligence Committee to CNN
12/07/17
>Fox News reveals Ohr was in contact with Fusion GPS at the same time the FISA application was submitted and granted
12/07/17
>Rep. Jim Jordan grills FBI director Wray: was Dossier used to secure FISA warrant? Wray refuses to answer
12/07/17
>Judge presiding over Michael Flynn criminal case, Rudolph Contreras, is recused, according to court statement for reasons unknown
12/11/17
>Fox News reveals Ohr's wife was hired by Fusion GPS to create opposition research against Trump
12/12/17
>375 text messages between Strzok and FBI attorney Lisa Page are released
12/12/17
>Deputy FBI director Anrew McCabe cancels testimony before Congress after revelations about Nellie and Bruce Ohr's ties to Fusion GPS
12/13/17
>Deputy A.G. Rosenstein refuses to tell Congress whether the FBI paid for the Fusion GPS "Dossier"
12/14/17
>Rep. Jim Jordan states DOJ/FBI leadership attempted to fix the presidential election by inventing a "Russian Collusion" narrative
12/18/17
>Demoted DOJ official Bruce Ohr fails to appear before Congress
12/18/17
>GOP lawmakers call for investigation into leaks of privileged interview between Trump Jr. and House Intelligence Committee
Merry Christmas friends, yes even you finland shill, and eternal leaf poster.
/ptg/ is truly a second family. What a year it has been.
Pic related, I made it to ground zero.
Drumpf BTFO!
12/18/17
>Senate Judiciary Chair Grassley calls for the firing of FBI's McCabe
12/19/17
>FBI's McCabe testifies in private to House Intel Commitee a day after and is unable to answer questions about the "Dossier"
12/21/17
>FBI's top General Counsel -- James A. Baker -- said to have leaked "Dossier" to Mother Jones, is reassigned by FBI Director Wray
12/23/17
>FBI's Deputy Director McCabe Plans To Retire In Early 2018