Redpill me on getting drunk at an airport bar

Redpill me on getting drunk at an airport bar.

I get trashed before, during and after flights.

...I'm also on the terror watch list so it's very stressful for me.

Oh wow...God Tier beer you got there.

I know, it's so fucking good.

Truly the nectar of the gods.

What do you want to know?

>hoegaarden
>getting drunk

are you a woman?

Thats an expensive fucking option matey. If you have to drink at an airport, take a bottle of whiskey in your luggage.

Are you the nigger hut guy?

I was going to post some nigger huts from my city but I don't know how to print screen and edit on Macintosh computers :/

Way too expensive and hardly any good options. Also everybody is an ass hole.

Nope

In actually a leaf

Well I'm at work at an airport so what do you want to know

If you're a professional artist, writer, or musician it's okay.

Otherwise get ahold of yourself, pussy

REEEEE!!!!!

Is there an advantage of silver rum over white rum? The white rum has less of a taste so I can make my drinks stronger.

You just answered your own question.

Cheers.

Ah, good numbers you got there either way.

A bloke was taking google street view pictures of ghetto areas and posting massive files, he also had that meme flag.

Drunken reminder that commies need free helicopter rides

Work on your reading comprehension and your beer preference.

is this vancouver?

Edmonton

Here's your red pill.

>3.75 abv

OP you're a literal faggot.

.75 abv
Maybe in burgerland.

Here it's 4.9%.

Every time I go to the states I'm amazed by how weak their beers are.

Uh...I read it perfectly, my answer is accurate and you have egg on your face.

I drink alcohol. All kinds because being a finicky faggot makes you a faggot.

Ok well don't say anything stupid. They'll go through your phone and you'll make the papers. Merry Christmas user.

Airport security isn't that bad here

been there and done that

they're both cute

Wow a whole point. Make sure your tampon doesn't fall out when you stumble to your flight.

I know

Airport cuties

I could drink draft guarantee all fucking day holy shit

Hoegaarden*
Thanks spell check

what did OP do, what is going on

OP is having a beer.

Try and contain your amazement.

>but I don't know how to print screen and edit on Macintosh computers :/
Shift+command+4 allows you to pick a print screen area

Flight attendant here

You drunk fucks are the bane of my life, you are scum

Heheh last time I flew 8 months ago I was really drunk and dumped popcorn on the ground and crushed it into the floor.

CLEAN IT UP WAGIE

ha FAG!

drinking is bad for you
stop
or else

Nothing wrong with a little drink to calm the flying nerves.

I'm going to get extra drunk on my flight home while thinking of you.

Or else what?

Alcohol should be banned on flights.
you don't take booze with you when you go as a car passenger, so why you have to drink for a flight?