Unfortunately I must retire, Sup Forums, I'll post some more of these tomorrow so long as it's Christmas... mods can gargle my balls. Merry Christmas!
>"HALT! Ihre Papiere bitte." This man asks you for your ID. >White = Der Führer (take over the thread) >Green = High ranking Nazi Reich official (Pass) >Blue = Waffen SS (Pass) >Yellow = Wehrmacht (Pass) >Purple = Allied soldier of the Reich (pass) >Orange = Enemy soldier (arrest on sight) >Red = Communist (Arrest on sight) >Black = Nigger (Arrest on sight) >Brown = Juden (Arrest on sight) >Pink = Homosexual (Arrest on sight)
IF YOU PASS >0-2 Sent to the Western Front >3-6 Sent to the Eastern Front >7-9 Sent to North Africa >Doubles = Sent to a comfy position in Berlin >Triples = You personally lead the Axis invasion of the country flag above your post >88 = Promoted to Obergruppenführer (General) and lead your own RWDS >1488 = Become the new Reichsführer (Himmler) and genocide the country flag above your post >Quads= Axis wins
IF YOU'RE ARRESTED >0-2 shot on site >3-6 sent to Auschwitz >7-9 tortured for information >Doubles = You become an Honorary Aryan and are conscripted into the German Army. Reroll for your deployment. >Triples = the country flag above your post invades the Reich on the side of the Allies to rescue you >Quads = Allies win
Leo Murphy
And i'll take over!
Sebastian Fisher
rolly-oly-olling for nigger.
Jaxon Edwards
...
David Morris
Cool, let’s see what I get.
Dominic Sanchez
rerolling for high rank NSDAP deployment
Landon Moore
Let me by, goy
Ethan Miller
oh fuck me m8, i'm too young to die in stalingrad!
Colton Stewart
Roll
Owen Baker
dsdtnhfddrff
Gabriel Torres
roll
Samuel Robinson
>high ranking Nazi official in Berlin >rerolls jesus fucking christ what is wrong with leafs??
Connor Cox
High level NSDAP party official on the Western Front. The numbers gods have blessed me this day.
Levi Sanders
anuda one wew
Andrew Anderson
sieg heil
Noah Brooks
Doubles so I had to reroll for deployment
Jackson Phillips
Honorary Aryan reroll
Charles Cox
Last time I became Obergruppenführer. I wonder what I'll get now.
Zachary Perry
HEIL TO THE SHITPOSTER Sage a g e
Cameron Parker
Rollin
Gavin Ward
goyim
Samuel Lopez
heil hitler
Jonathan Scott
ACHTUNG LET ME PASS REICH-NIGGERS
Dominic Gray
ROLL
Jacob Nelson
Nevermind I failed lmao. Didn't have to reroll. Shieet. Could have been worse.
Ayden Ross
Come with us bitte.
Tyler Gomez
GODDAMNIT I'M THE REICH-NIGGER
Bentley Richardson
Rolling!
Dominic Sanders
Roll
Brody Gomez
Fucking hate this game
Ryan Fisher
>high ranking nazi official >sent to north africa Call me Rommel.
Alexander Sullivan
No.
Colton Hall
gassed again
Ethan Rogers
Guten tag.
John Green
Fuck off I'm an Aryan now, can't touch me and my commie ideals.
Levi Murphy
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Nathaniel Watson
Rollin'
Anthony Ortiz
Rollin
Bentley Parker
H.. Hello officer
Bentley Cook
>kiwi shitposting
Julian Miller
Hordes of slavs, bring it on!
Nathan Thomas
fuck ya
Carter King
ah why not
rollipolli
Carter Edwards
MNGGA
Leo Jones
Reporting for duty Mein Führer!
Adam Turner
Rolling
Matthew Brooks
Welp, off to the Eastern Front to kill some Commies
Blake Watson
Plz don't send Zyklon Ben after me.
Jaxson Edwards
...
Jackson Gutierrez
Last time a doggo promoted to to a political dignitary operating out in Africa for some reason. Let's see what I get demoted to!
Daniel White
Hey Rommel
Nathaniel Perez
wtf even is this color? brownish/purplish/pink?
either way im fucked i guess
Jason Edwards
Rolling for fuhrer
Samuel Perry
Gonna kill some commies.
Ryder Watson
Rolling.
Nicholas Jenkins
*excitement*
Camden Williams
rolling
Liam Reyes
Just say you’re colourblind.
Adrian Myers
Here you are, herr.
Anthony Phillips
Roll
Colton Thompson
Relling
Noah Bennett
roll
Brody Anderson
WE WUZ NAZI
Nicholas Torres
hello
David Mitchell
Can someone post that christmas Adolf shop, with him behind a window holding a present
Anthony Green
call me maybe
Brandon Butler
H-heil Zeon
Isaiah Brown
Pass please!?
Austin Brooks
You'll find all my papers to be in order.
Bentley Bailey
>nigger >living in berlin with welfare Truly this seems like modern germany Dankeschün /pol.
Ryan Sanders
Still arresting you
Gavin Nelson
Huh, okay, what are my marching orders?
Ah, I see. Thank you.
Austin Kelly
shiiiii...
Alexander Sanchez
A high ranking official probably in your home country. Congratulations that's a good get
you're a commie with two zeros, you must reroll
Austin Cox
Checked
>tfw tortured
James Allen
JOOOOOZ!
Ethan Flores
Oh my bad you got there before me
Eli Davis
Hello my sakemanni friend! How is the western front going?
Kayden Smith
sieg heil kamaraden
Liam Williams
PENNIS AND ALSO DICKE AND BALLSE
Owen Roberts
Thanks
Jason Moore
roll
Connor Garcia
Heil
Samuel Roberts
Roll
Luke Miller
Right here. Heil Hitler!
Grayson Rodriguez
>Green = High ranking Nazi Reich official (Pass) >0-2 Sent to the Western Front mfw i'm Rommel
Charles Lewis
A Jew that has become an honorary Aryan. You must reroll, user.
