What did you autists get for Christmas? My gf got me pic related, an ancestry test, and some new weightlifting shoes...

What did you autists get for Christmas? My gf got me pic related, an ancestry test, and some new weightlifting shoes. You have loved ones that care about you, right, Sup Forums?

My mom bought me Super Mario Odyssey and some socks. That's it.

>not christmas

eat shit faggot

i got a 12-pack of stella, a bag of schedge 1, and peace and quiet.

Christmas is tomorrow retard, you must be jewish

Wife got me new fishing rod

Wtf who has their presents already?

Myf gf got me a myheritage dna test kit and a woodburning kit.

Merry christmas you cunts. Love you autists.

It's Christmas Eve, last day of Advent. Time for fasting and preparation, not collecting loot.

Me because I'm not 12.
I'll open some more later tonight.
We celebrate Christmas on the 24th here.

>Hammond translation

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I'm almost done with The Idiot and its the most tedious boring shit I've ever read in my life.

next year you'll get a coalburning cunt

nothing

New weightlifting shoes? Damn bro you should try to keep your gf, that alone makes her sound like a keeper

That's an odd fetish you have. I genuinely hope you improve your life by this time next year. Merry Chritsmas mate.

Not all of us have loved ones.
They died off leaving me to carry the legacy of our family forward.
I’m doing a splendid job of it too, almost 30 and single in a small apartment.
But life is a great gift given to us all for free.

My wife got me a cage, a collar and a feeding bowl for when she’s out on dates.
*woof*

I got a leatherman, which means I've finally entered manhood!

I hope so as well, merry christmast

.50 Beowulf AR upper
A new bench reat
Clothes
Cologne
A 23 & Me test kit
A collapsible Bo

>he cracks the spines of books

Fuck you and your kind.

I have some of my presents already

>getting things for christmas
Good job filling the Jew's pockets, faggot.

>opening your gifts before christmas
You want to know how I know you fucked up?

Fiance got me two new suits, a smart watch, socks, and a $100 gift card for PF Chang's

i'm just finishing part 1 now, enjoying it so far. Did you enjoy any of it?

I didn't do it. They're obviously used books from a used book shop.

>My gf got me pic related,

A bunch of used books? Weak.

why are you reading dostoevsky you faggot? hes nothing more than a poor mans tolstoy.
go read anna karenina and war and peace plebian.

So you're basically a pet bugman for your gf to own.

...

>I think that if one is in great danger, like when a house is falling ontop of you, one must feel a great urge to sit down, and wait. Come what may, so be it.

Globalism in a nutshell.

A potato and a bill over 5k

>buying new books
I explicitly told her not to.

If you’re a nip, go eat your KFC and shut the fuck up. If not nip...
ENGLISH TEACHER

I got a dewalt 20v brushless 3/8 impact with a set of 3/8 impact sockets.

I feel you man. I loved the Brothers Karamazov. But for God's sake did I need to spend 200 pages recounting the crime that I JUST read about? It could be just a little more efficient.
On For Whom the Bell Tolls now. Much more riveting. Id really recommend it.

Projecting your fantasies again mutt.

All I want for christmas is ANGLO GENOCIDE

He пpeпoдaвaм aнглийcки :^)

Yea yea keep celebrating (((christmas)))!

>I like the content but I won't support the artist/publisher

I guess killing the industry is worth the hipster cred of having nothing but used books on your shelf for everyone to see.

In Germany and I think most of Europe you get your presents on the 24th in the evening

my wifes boyfriend made me a shed for *those nights*
>I-i'm not Justin t-trudeau

It 's not Christmas yet guise.

>not having all of Dostoyevski's books already
wew my dude

i didn't mind the length because the writing was so rich. crime and punishment seemed to read a lot faster though

Kek your girlfriend is subtly telling you you're a crypto kike.
No idea what my wife got me because it's Christmas Eve desu.
Merry Christmas faggots.

>paying more money instead of buying older books that already exist and are sitting around doing nothing
Truly peak amerimutt.

Hemingway writes easily readable shit. It's even better for you because he's a native writer - so no shitty translations.
May I recommend reading Erich Remark, if you already haven't. His books are pretty gritty but worth the time. Arc de Triomphe could be a good first read.

Did you tell her to go to the second-hand bookshop and buy the Penguin translations sold by the first year Classical Civ students at the end of the semester?

Because that's what she did. Also, you're not actually going to read any of them. You'll try to read the Aeneid or the Odyssey to prove that you're an intellectual who's committed to European culture. But you won't get further than 5 pages before giving up. Kind of sad, isn't it?

I've read the illiad before as an ebook.
You're very upset, guessing you have no loved ones that care about you, huh?

I got money which will be spent on Heroin.

NICE

A got a cock ring and a can of whipped cream.

It will last me until the 28th at which point i will buy a huge block (1.7grams) and after i finish this i quit and start 2018 fresh.

Why so salty? At least he's trying.
Be happy user, tis Christmas.

My German friend said that was the norm before he moved so I’ll believe you this time

>weightlifting shoes

My fucking sides are on fire KEK

>gf
reee

Nah mate. You're gonna die in a storm ditch, and your dead body will be raped by Savage abos.
Enjoy your last Christmas ya degenerate.

He's pic related superior intellectual from /lit/ with a cuckhold fetish.

A fucking roo mixed with leaf

>You have loved ones that care about you, right, Sup Forums?
lol get fucked cunt

What's so funny about that?
Snatching, cleaning, jerking or squatting without weightlifting shoes is retarded.

My wife got me a FLIR IR monocular. She's a keeper anons.

What do I get for someone who is an actual idiot?

Web browsing shoes KEK

Is this classic American banter?

Nice, now you can watch her fucking Tyrone through the window. Well done.

Anything for that 1" i guess

This is jeff

My government got me more taxes to pay. But I don't accept gifts.

Those things cant see through windows user but I can already see through windows

>Haha why even bother trying to better yourself
Sounds more like kike to me kek

It's the angle created by the shoe that's the important bit.

Readings for fucking nerds

Hahaha

Sure buddy.

Quit that shit you faggot.

Jigga wat, IR works fine through regular windows.
Also, forward looking infrared infrared lmao.
JK though merry Christmas to you and your wife.

Hope you the best!

I got a kayak. Pretty happy about it.

the lowly amerimutt cannot comprehend people have lives beyond being a worthless neet

That is a Canadian boat, stop appropriating our culture reee
>Captcha says 'about' kek

tell that cunt to get you a Kindle next year, worth the money
dunno what I got yet because it ain't Christmas yet but bought myself some stationary and wrapped it (thanks santa)

Would you like a present so you can see what it's like to not be poor?

I have a kindle, honestly prefer a real book.

well to each their own, I buy em for markup if I go back to it a second or third time otherwise I'd be spending way to much on books, can't always find exactly what I'm looking for second hand so I pirate whenever I can to save dosh.

But I plan to use it to ferry Haitians to Quebec.

>dostevsky
>homoer
>virgin
>marcus aurelius

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