Reminder wh*teoids when your girlfriends, wives...

Reminder wh*teoids when your girlfriends, wives, daughters open their gifts (I dont have to get them shit but my dick lmao) they'll be thinking about MY BBC thanks for keeping them happy dough!

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woah dude, thats amazing.

Only a larping faggot like you would keep a pic like that on their computer. Merry Xmas!

you ruin this site with your shitposting

imagine having on your 0,5inch larger dick as perk and being inferior in every other aspect. what an embarrassment your race is

Is that really a penis?

jesus christ im so glad i have a normal dick

Yeah, but its pretty easy to cum in a pinch.

kek what the fuck I was not expecting that

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What the fuck is that natural?

>be jamal
>three gifts under the tree wrapped in newspaper
>opening stolen Nikes
>loud bang outside
>3 year old sister catches stray bullet to the temple
>blm does nothing
>don't tell police you know the shooter
>shooter gets shot by police in a robbery the next day
>riot

Bix nood mufgger

Carloooos!

That is one well circumcised dick.

i thought that was a belly button

5 inches is considered a micropenis on Sup Forums, so what the fuck would that be considered? Or is it just the "all or nothing" Sup Forums thing where you either have a 10 inch penis or you just might as well have a micropenis.

Micro detected. Consider being a tranny

Why would they be thinking about the British broadcasting corperation?

Unfuckinglucky

KEK what teh fuck is that?

Because they actually air some new show on Christmas while most of out shows are on break.

How big is your "normal" dick?

Realistically how would you live your life if you were born with a dick like that?

I can't imagine the struggle.

Micro dick can't into tranny.

Please take the white women. They are perfect for you. The cultural marxist women are fat, bitchy, entitled and will lie in court to get free gibs. You deserve each other.

Underrated.

The absolute state of this butt hurt niggers psyche.

You'd have to own it.
>Hey guise! Look at how small my dick is!
>woah user! you make me feel better about my dick, you're fucken cool!

16 centimetres
might not be super long but I love it